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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by abimbawealth(f): 11:00pm On Oct 23, 2015

Na by force

...

Had mine today, lowkey things

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by bumi10(m): 11:01pm On Oct 23, 2015

simply enter buka

shop better food like - rice, bean, agidi, moi moi, plantain, spag, potato, ofe akwu, and no forget put am yam, fish meat and shaki.

jack ass

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by VickyRotex(f): 11:02pm On Oct 23, 2015

nairalandist:

You can do it first, others may follow suit. Good thing you noticed, oya lead by example. . .

Oya, I'll lead by example by coordinating the donation first,

then I'll add my own widow's mite later embarassed

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by flokii: 11:04pm On Oct 23, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

baba na for ajegunle you grow up o.... lekki/VI pikin no fit know all dese..

ur story will change... banana island tinz grin

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by kennykg(m): 11:04pm On Oct 23, 2015

Guys are always more understanding than ladies.. So just load airtime of #100 and text your friends when its 00.01am telling them how much appreciate them , how lucky you are to have them in abundant and little time, you would have love to give them the world to celebrate with you but you can't at the moment but promise to make it up to them ..... Just make it lovley and use short and so all falls into one page

Then text your gal that you would take her out .

Before then buy 1 Ice cream#300 , 2plantain chips #100 , 3 apples # 210 and a bottle water #70..

The plan....
Take her to a cool and quiet spot maybe your backyard, spreed your cover cloth on the flood and have a picnic, tell her how lovely she looks , how much you appreciate her, how much you love her , etc .... You know its not much you bought for your birthday but sharing the little you have with her is worth more than anything at that moment .
You guys can gist and have a nice time .
At the end you pay for her bike home or offer to walk her home ( if your spot isn't too far from home)
When you finally get home you can give her a love note just to crack her up.

You should have spent #780 if she didn't take her bike and save #220

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by deekaybeatz(m): 11:04pm On Oct 23, 2015

Buy weed with 500h cook jollof rice, serve my friends, we all eat, sleep nd wake up the next day. Save 5h

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by olatunde207(m): 11:05pm On Oct 23, 2015

go and buy Blackwood 500naira(10) nd ponmo....Honestly dem go use head take go house

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by DipoDee: 11:06pm On Oct 23, 2015

Pepper soup ingredient : 2h

Medium size Cat fish or beef Innards : 4h

1litre coke: 3h

Gold circle condom: 50bucks

Enjoy yourself dude, Happy Birthday

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Seculent: 11:06pm On Oct 23, 2015

I reject poverty in Jesus name. undecided

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by swaggerdgrt(m): 11:08pm On Oct 23, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha guy u don mke my belle burst wit laff abeg.u too mch

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by DipoDee: 11:08pm On Oct 23, 2015

Seculent:
I reject poverty in Jesus name.

That's if you have 1k in your account self. No need to lie or form on a public forum, no one knows or care about you or your financial status here, you hear.
Now wish the Op a Happy Birthday and scamper off.

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by apholaryn: 11:08pm On Oct 23, 2015

Seculent:
I reject poverty in Jesus name.

shutup dumbazz

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by ab1x: 11:09pm On Oct 23, 2015

It is very simple. Buy ice cream pour it on her naked body and lick it, give her a very hot passionate love making grin

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Seculent: 11:10pm On Oct 23, 2015

apholaryn:
shutup dumbazz

Poverty is running in your blood. stvpid idiot.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by frisky2good(m): 11:12pm On Oct 23, 2015

1 bottle for you, 1 bottle and peppersoup for the lady. 1k should cover that in an economy bar.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by uboneak: 11:12pm On Oct 23, 2015

Op when exactly is ur bday? Send me ur acct details. I might be kind enough to chip in something. I feel touched by ur story.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Seculent: 11:13pm On Oct 23, 2015

DipoDee:

That's if you have 1k in your account self. No need to lie or form on a public forum, no one knows or care about you or your financial status here, you hear.
Now wish the Op a Happy Birthday and scamper off.

Because I said"I reject poverty in Jesus name" you are having pain in your stinky ass? Poor mentality.

And don't tell me what to do on here because you didn't buy data for me or using your phone. now fvck off.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Princessderaa(f): 11:14pm On Oct 23, 2015

op take her to eatery,order 2 meat pie's (400) and 2 bottle coke (200 or 300). so u see? u can celebrate ur birthday with ur sweedy with just #700

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by DipoDee: 11:14pm On Oct 23, 2015

Seculent:
Because I said"I reject poverty in Jesus name" you are having pain in your stinky ass? Poor mentality.

And don't tell me what to do on here because you didn't buy data for me or using your phone. now fvck off.

OK. Gutter-breed

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 11:15pm On Oct 23, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

jesus ooooo.I don laugh scater abeg,pls no late ma landlady giv me quik notice abeg.bruv u bad oooo,bt I swear na correct tin u talk oooo.if him treat tis girl to dis date ehhh,walahi d girl go love am mur,just for been real.ma GF sef d come on monday,na wanke I won buy for am.

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Seculent: 11:16pm On Oct 23, 2015

DipoDee:

OK. Gutter-breed

Now I know you're poor to be pained with my success.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by hardychris(m): 11:17pm On Oct 23, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300guy its like u re Arsene Wengers younger brother, nice one he can aswell buy cabin biscuit for his neighbors

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by apholaryn: 11:18pm On Oct 23, 2015

Seculent:
Poverty is running in my blood. my father is a stvpid idiot.

alright bro..I feel ur pain.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Seculent: 11:18pm On Oct 23, 2015

abimbawealth:
Na by force...
Had mine today, lowkey things

HBD!

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by DipoDee: 11:19pm On Oct 23, 2015

Seculent:
Now I know you're poor to be pained with my success.

What success dumbo cheesy

The one that's visible on Nairaland?
Are you a ghost or a ghast or an evil spirit hmm. Get lost right now pls

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 11:20pm On Oct 23, 2015

Send me your girl's number. She's a rare gem. If she can manage with your broke ass, I'm sure she can help turn my millions to billions by being conservative and reasonable. Holla back nigga

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 11:20pm On Oct 23, 2015

VickyRotex:

Oya, I'll lead by example by coordinating the donation first, then I'll add my own widow's mite later

see ur life... na so una go dey make mouth about. .shishi una no get! naija girls. . . to enter heaven fit hard for una small o. grin

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Seculent: 11:20pm On Oct 23, 2015

apholaryn:
alright bro..I feel ur pain.

Idiot, I have said what I want to say, you can't change that. keep editing your father's miserable life.

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by SaiBuharii: 11:22pm On Oct 23, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

U don suffer well well

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Seculent: 11:22pm On Oct 23, 2015

DipoDee:

What success dumbo The one that's visible on Nairaland?

Yes!You're pained with my success, that's why you found my post miserable for you.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by jackson44(m): 11:22pm On Oct 23, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

OWU

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by SomebodyLovesMe: 11:23pm On Oct 23, 2015

Vinehands, send me a pm with your acct deets. I am hoping that this time next year you will have set up / found gainful employment and will be in a position to give to others rather than ask.

I'll be expecting your pm. Perhaps I could chip in a little. Happy Birthday in advance.

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