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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 12:26am On Oct 24, 2015

ViNeHaNds:
HBD Bro. i guess your is today, Mine is tomorow 24th

no its 24th....it 24th already nah its past 12

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by saasala(m): 12:28am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Holy shiiiittt mehn....Gawd, who be this shocked

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by VickyRotex(f): 12:28am On Oct 24, 2015

Saintbonnie:
Happy birthday bro. Check your account.

Appreciating you on his behalf.

Thank you! God Bless you!

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 12:33am On Oct 24, 2015

kingcity:
no its 24th....it 24th already nah its past 12

oh yes, my bad. . HBD once again . We will live like forever bro by Gods grace. Cant wait to hit that pinnacle i aim for.

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 12:35am On Oct 24, 2015

VickyRotex:

Appreciating you on his behalf.
Thank you! God Bless you!

amen and amen. . .

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by ChynoBEATS: 12:38am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Kerosine nko

Abi na firewood the Op go use?

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by SmartMugu: 12:40am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Bro, you must be one confirm bachelor. See as you analyze the guy 1k for am. Omo, see talent!

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 12:42am On Oct 24, 2015

ViNeHaNds:
oh yes, my bad. . HBD once again . We will live like forever bro by Gods grace. Cant wait to hit that pinnacle i aim for.

thanks wish u same

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 12:48am On Oct 24, 2015

ChynoBEATS:

Kerosine nko Abi na firewood the Op go use?

meeehn, the guy beats my imagination though, until i went down on the real calculation, it would need more funds. Lolx x x

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by ChynoBEATS: 12:54am On Oct 24, 2015

ViNeHaNds:
meeehn, the guy beats my imagination though, until i went down on the real calculation, it would need more funds. Lolx x x

Lolz

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Taleeysun(f): 1:04am On Oct 24, 2015

ViNeHaNds:
#500 cake? For real? The one my course mate used, was abt 3k, yet small in size.

you can check it out yourself

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Fireson: 1:24am On Oct 24, 2015

ViNeHaNds:
Goodday nairalanders, my birthday is tomorow, would love to mark it with lots of friends but its not been easy at all for this orphan boy, i havent really marked any birthday, tomorow i will be 23year, so i wanna probably go out and just try to have some fun with this nice girl who have really stood by me even in my broke status that has never deactivated even for few seconds. To my life God sent This one and only aunt out of the bunch of uncles and aunts who dont care due to long standing family matters, well, this my aunt who has been my everything, through school, now in my finals though, she wired me 2k, and after i pay this guy i am owing i will have 1k left, . . . NOW, how do i manage this to celebrate my birthday with my girl or i should just give her excuses like i always did in previous years and just stay home. Kind ADVICE PLEASE!

Chai!!! God punish poverty ! embarassed

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Lexusgs430: 1:25am On Oct 24, 2015

francoray:
Buy puff puff and nutri-c pour inside a drum of water and also put ice block.

Wike is a goner

As PDP senator's kept quiet when Chibuike
Amaechi was in their midst.... So shall your
enemies keep quiet when it's your turn to
shine.....

You deserve an award for this suggestion !!!

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Lexusgs430: 1:27am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

You deserve a better award, for effective breakdown !!!!

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Lexusgs430: 1:30am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

You should be nominated and facing Saraki and those other crooks, for a ministerial screening position !!! Possibly Minister of Kitchen affairs !!!

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by nwasteve(m): 1:31am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

You are really an economist,
Will just buy garden egg N150
G.nut N200
1 sachet of 5alive N300
Bring out cups for toast and bag N350

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by tzoracle: 1:58am On Oct 24, 2015

Dis op is smart.....lemme just shut ma trap

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by tzoracle: 2:02am On Oct 24, 2015

nurez305:
your budget is above 1k

Smart,tot no one else noticed

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Ugochukwu122(m): 2:10am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.
[i][/i]
Minister of finance go fit you walahi

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by DJMCOTTY(m): 2:23am On Oct 24, 2015

ViNeHaNds:
Goodday nairalanders, my birthday is tomorow, would love to mark it with lots of friends but its not been easy at all for this orphan boy, i havent really marked any birthday, tomorow i will be 23year, so i wanna probably go out and just try to have some fun with this nice girl who have really stood by me even in my broke status that has never deactivated even for few seconds. To my life God sent This one and only aunt out of the bunch of uncles and aunts who dont care due to long standing family matters, well, this my aunt who has been my everything, through school, now in my finals though, she wired me 2k, and after i pay this guy i am owing i will have 1k left, . . . NOW, how do i manage this to celebrate my birthday with my girl or i should just give her excuses like i always did in previous years and just stay home. Kind ADVICE PLEASE!

sharaap! Go sleep.....!!

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by hobbovey1(m): 3:02am On Oct 24, 2015

Easiest way to spend your money

Buy sk 5 that's 500

And go to a bar and buy two drinks
What do you think?

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 3:42am On Oct 24, 2015

DJMCOTTY:
sharaap! Go sleep.....!!

imagine, you even got 1 like. . . Lolxxx

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 3:44am On Oct 24, 2015

hobbovey1:
Easiest way to spend your money

Buy sk 5 that's 500

And go to a bar and buy two drinks

What do you think?

God is turning things around

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 3:44am On Oct 24, 2015

hobbovey1:
Easiest way to spend your money

Buy sk 5 that's 500

And go to a bar and buy two drinks

What do you think?

God is turning things around.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Nobody: 3:49am On Oct 24, 2015

tzoracle:
Dis op is smart.....lemme just shut ma trap

see jealousy! you talking because my disappointments could turn a blessing. Ok o.

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Anijay1212(m): 3:56am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

This guy get experience o.

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Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Tedassie(m): 4:55am On Oct 24, 2015

Pidggin:
Ask your girlfriend if she likes Nkwobi, if she does, take a walk down to a nice restaurant in your area. Buy two plates of Nwkobi for N1,000 and Suya N500, buy drinks with the remaining money.

Happy birthday!

*yawns*

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Duru009(m): 5:00am On Oct 24, 2015

Buy one bottle of groundnut and also two bags of water........

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Ay04z(m): 5:06am On Oct 24, 2015

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by NinaNigeria(f): 5:25am On Oct 24, 2015

Buy a small birthday cake n small birthday candles. Call yo few real true friends. Ask dem to sing for u while u blow de cake. Then share with dem

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