I met this girl, Amaka few months ago. I met her when I was dead broke. She claimed to "love me" but it all became clear to me she's a low class Olosho under the influence of poverty; a hardcore Oloshii would be an understatement.

Whenever she visits, I'd squeeze out some Naira bill to buy stuff & give her "okada money" eventhough she knows I'm "managing". She just can't help put her Longa_Longa under control... On every visit, she must use my body spray, hair cream, body cream for her ever white coloured skin and my PC to charge her techno phone.

Having let all these go on for a while, I now feel it's time to let my Kamar come alive; I tried to "reap what I sow" but as a bad girl and "Lord of the harvest" she'll wickedly deny me ;(

All these went on for months... she won't let me kiss her not to talk of "touch her". The best I've gotten from her so far are awkward hugss and dirty-slippery saliver spit into my mouth when I forced my kiss on her lips.
God dey!


I left her for good; she stopped coming to my house and God opened road. I begin see money small_small... Met at one of the top salon few days ago, she saw me well dressed and looking clean. I walked passed her after the shave with a brief "hi" with no exclamation mark. That night she remembered my number, chat me up on whatsapp, telling me all sorts of crap, how I "pushed her away" blah... Blah...blah. All these she did hoping to find her way back to me. But as a good guy, I plan to forgive her only if she'll change for good.


Just this morning, I called her phone to have a platonic conversation with her, guess what the hungry unrepentant goat has to say? " Are you taking me out?" She asked. "I want you to take me out and buy me Ice Cream," she added. I was like: Chineke, so this overgrown "teenager" never change with #Change?? She told me she's 16 eventhough she looks 24. Now this


To be continued....

lol op u don enter one chance...but 16yrs wtf?

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Add more bitter leaf. The experience nor bitter reach.

Following.... I wan see whether you chop enough sense to handle girls like this without incident.

By the way, na 1-0 against you o. let's see if you can equalize and get the winning goal.

SeeNoEvil

U score goal abi u no score shikena

Did you guys fhurk?

Buy her an iphone instead of techno and see wonders.

Mehn, that girl sabi use clipper well. She don shave you time and again

Stop thinking she is gonna change.. Trust me, they don't.. She's a hungry runs girl,so don't play nice with her.. Ditch that lady Bro, she ain't worth shiit!

so?

Continuation from the first post.


I'm sorry tonight episode of "My bitter Experience With Amaka" is not going to be interesting as anticipated. Reason?? I'm starting a video tutorial on how to earn more $$$ online. So, please bear with me.

I know this isn't a continuation in itself, just that I had to write something to fulfil my promise.

This whole fuss about Amaka is not really worth it in the first place... I guess I wasn't thinking beyond the moment when choose to set the ball rolling. The thing is, the girl is bad and she knows. And I am in no way trying to unseat her from that humble place of shame.

I believe God wants me to learn a thing or two through meeting her... Also, I hope to always remember her name whenever I feel like falling in love or looking for a "stress remover".

I hope 20% of my writeup makes sense to you. Please pardon me for the uneccessary suspense all along.


Have a good night rest everyone.

donholy28:
lol op u don enter one chance...but 16yrs wtf?

I guess that's her "hustle age"

CeenoEvu:
Following.... I wan see whether you chop enough sense to handle girls like this without incident.

By the way, na 1-0 against you o. let's see if you can equalize and get the winning goal.

SeeNoEvil

Yeah, you're right CeenoEvu. But sometimes even the world best player suffer loss... Ask Messi, ask CR7. No biggii about that; afterall, I don dish better meal wey pass her own. If you know what I mean

Op una wey never get paying job na una go dey put woman matter for head.ehen a guy wey dey still recieve small allawee frm im parents go get plenty babes dey put on monthly allowance.na wah for una.no wonder many young guys dey do yahoo plus.

femo86:
U score goal abi u no score shikena

No sir, the ball ricochet off the post

Fireson:
Did you guys fhurk?

No sir

tpiah2:
Buy her an iphone instead of techno and see wonders.

She aint worth it.
She would demand for an iWatch and a power bank

obiorathesubtle:
Mehn, that girl sabi use clipper well. She don shave you time and again

She "shave" herself