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10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by tosyne2much(m): 5:31pm On Nov 22, 2015
I know that many of us might have that neighbour, friend or relative who have bagged degree or diploma, yet acts so silly and annoying

Every point listed in this write-up boils down to pride and are further buttressed with observations

Without wasting time, let's discuss the silly habits displayed by most graduates

Note: This is NOT a generalization of all graduates. It's just an average sizable numbers of the silly ones

10 Silly Habits of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates

1. They Discriminate against the not so Educated/Illiterates

I know that it's never easy to be a graduate in a country like this, but that's not justifiable to discriminate against other people. Some of them are always quick to label other people illiterates at any slight provocation. I have witnessed many scenes when several corpers where bashing a bus conductors labelling him an illiterate when the "give me my change" duel arose

To some graduates, in as much as you were not fortunate to pass through the four walls of a university, they see you as a mediocrity. This is one of the foolishness displayed by some graduates.

2. They Intimidate other people with the use of grammar

This is common with the female folks. They will always want to show off in public places that they have good articulation of pronunciation, spellings, dictions etc, even when the situation doesn't warrant it. However, they may be very fluent in their mother tongue but when in public places, they will always want to show to people that they are grammatical good in Queens' English, speaking like Celine Dion. If you speak Yoruba to them, they will respond in English cos they feel they are too learned to speak their mother tongue

3. They are so full of themselves

Some of them are just so full of themselves. They don't talk or mingle with their neighbours. It's not as if they are introverted or something. They only act this way just to show that they are not of the same class with their neighbours

4. They are too Pompous to go into petty trade business

They are so pompous that dem no dey wash plates for house, dem no dey sweep, dem no dey assist for kitchen but when food land, na dem go first reach dia. I once told a friend to try venture into shoe making, see as the guy para for me. He was like, Tosyne what do you take me for? Have you forgotten I have a Bsc ?


5. They feel they are always Right

The Bible says "a fool is always right in his own path". People below their education level should always respect their views, opinions and advice without questioning them. I have a friend who graduated from Lagos State University. I hate the fact that this dude always acts like he's more intelligent and wiser that every other person. You can never win him in an argument. When he gives his own opinion and you give yours, he will always give you reason why you are wrong.

6. "I have arrived" attitude

Even in church, some of them will always want the ushers and congregation to notice their arrival. It happens

7. Unpleasing manner

It's very shameful that some so called graduates are plain eeediots and can't comport themselves in public places. They can't control their anger, hence, they talk anyhow, behave anyhow, behave like touts when being provoked.


8. They become too matured to be corrected

Dia mama no fit control them again because they think they have seen more than her. Every advice or counsel is always rejected, because they consider it as old school. Smh

9. They expect you to greet them first

I have quite a few of them in my BBM. They are always feeling too big to be the first person to greet or strike up a chat. The pride wey some of dem get pass Saraki own

10. Feel free to add the last one


I drop my pen at this point cool


Cc
Lalasticlala

Original writer: Tosyne2much

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by wristbangle: 5:32pm On Nov 22, 2015
10: Complacent attitude when preparing for aptitude test

Most graduates feel they know it all hereby ignoring elementary school studies which ofcourse is the reason why they fail aptitude test conducted by companies or outsourced firms. When they receive regret mails, they will start insulting them or perhaps put the blame on village witches. "How u go dey blame people 4 ur misfortunes when ordinary BODMAS u no fit solve?" sad

11. White collar job instinct


Most Nigeria graduates feel only white collar jobs fit their personnel hereby ignoring cool business that will fetch them money. Just like what the OP highlighted at point 4, they are too pompous to venture into petty trade business like hair stylist, barber, tailoring, shoe making, etc. They see people into such business as "wretched people".

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Nobody: 5:32pm On Nov 22, 2015
• Refusal to some job positions.
You'll hear them say, "me ke? A whole graduate like me do sales girl? Where i'll be seeing illiterate people around me!" Haba I can't do that!
Sorry is ur name grin grin grin

•Even house chores will become wahala.
They'll be like, mummy how will u tell a whole graduate like me to goan fetch water when this small girl/boy is here? grin

•If they're chatting with their hoods who are not graduate yet, you'll be hearing "to be graduate no be beans oh!"
Like say we no know! undecided grin

•They are too pompous (according to the OP) which is true:
I had a neighbour back then, I had wanted to spread the clothes I washed and she was like, come here! Can't u greet? Do I look like your mate? If I tell you the things i've done while I was in school and even now that "i'm a graduate", do u think you can cope?
Haba! Aunty Janet na only you waka come? grin

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by TITOBIGZ(m): 5:33pm On Nov 22, 2015
End time graduatescry

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Cutehector(m): 5:33pm On Nov 22, 2015
Urm, not in evry case. Do ur research well tosyne2much

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Nobody: 5:34pm On Nov 22, 2015
Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by missKiffy(f): 5:34pm On Nov 22, 2015
These are not true

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by wristbangle: 5:39pm On Nov 22, 2015
lagmostkuit:

undecided cry

Sawwie darl. I stole your spot tongue
Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by tobillionaire(m): 5:40pm On Nov 22, 2015
Tellem grin
Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by henrylowe(m): 5:40pm On Nov 22, 2015
Ooooh my God !! Tosyne I swear you are so on point. This write-up is the bitter fact




I have many of them as friends. Despite their degree, some of them are just plain eeeediot

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by henrylowe(m): 5:41pm On Nov 22, 2015
missKiffy:
These are not true
Why will they be true when you possess all the qualites listed by the OP. Smh

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Omotayor123(f): 5:41pm On Nov 22, 2015
grin Nice one OP.

Point 9 is shocked grin

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Eleniyan15: 5:41pm On Nov 22, 2015
FP material
Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by madgoat(m): 5:42pm On Nov 22, 2015
grin why would a graduate become a shoe maker sef? May thunder fire the person dat suggested it undecided Do lions eat with cats?. .. Biko have some class joor grin

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by IceSplash(f): 5:42pm On Nov 22, 2015
kiss

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Kuraino: 5:43pm On Nov 22, 2015
OP you should rename the topic to 9 kind of graduate i have met or interact with cos for ma hood nobody send you everybody dey gather dey ni like say we be family with nobody extoling none of the aforementioned behavior

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by NOBODYY: 6:01pm On Nov 22, 2015
Lame
Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by tosyne2much(m): 6:03pm On Nov 22, 2015
Kuraino:
OP you should rename the topic to 9 kind of graduate i have met or interact with cos for ma hood nobody send you everybody dey gather dey ni like say we be family with nobody extoling none of the aforementioned behavior
E dey happen oooo baba tongue
Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by tosyne2much(m): 6:04pm On Nov 22, 2015
Eleniyan15:
FP material
FP material ke ? cheesy

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by skywalker888(f): 6:07pm On Nov 22, 2015
This is nothing but pure fact. Some of them are very dumb that they always mock others by written and spoken English

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Kuraino: 6:10pm On Nov 22, 2015
tosyne2much:
E dey happen oooo baba tongue
for una side e fit happen bt for hood inside mile 2 nothing of that sort oo
Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Slimzjoe(m): 6:11pm On Nov 22, 2015
lagmostkuit:
• Refusal to some job positions.
You'll hear them say, "me ke? A whole graduate like me do sales girl? Where i'll be seeing illiterate people around me!" Haba I can't do that!
Sorry is ur name grin grin grin

•Even house chores will become wahala.
They'll be like, mummy how will u tell a whole graduate like me to goan fetch water when this small girl/boy is here? grin

•If they're chatting with their hoods who are not graduate yet, you'll be hearing "to be graduate no be beans oh!"
Like say we no know! undecided grin

•They are too pompous (according to the OP) which is true:
I had a neighbour back then, I had wanted to spread the clothes I washed and she was like, come here! Can't u greet? Do I look like your mate? If I tell you the things i've done while I was in school and even now that "i'm a graduate", do u think you can cope?
Haba! Aunty Janet na only you waka come? grin

grin grin
But you Join Too shey
Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Nobody: 6:14pm On Nov 22, 2015
Slimzjoe:


grin grin
But you Join Too shey
Join fire! grin

Who e help? grin
Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Nobody: 6:16pm On Nov 22, 2015
skywalker888:
This is nothing but pure fact. Some of them are very dumb that they always mock others by written and spoken English
Ah swear!
Very dumb!

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Nobody: 6:16pm On Nov 22, 2015
undecided

This is getting boring...

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Nobody: 6:18pm On Nov 22, 2015
lagmostkuit:
• Refusal to some job positions.
You'll hear them say, "me ke? A whole graduate like me do sales girl? Where i'll be seeing illiterate people around me!" Haba I can't do that!
Sorry is ur name grin grin grin

•Even house chores will become wahala.
They'll be like, mummy how will u tell a whole graduate like me to goan fetch water when this small girl/boy is here? grin

•If they're chatting with their hoods who are not graduate yet, you'll be hearing "to be graduate no be beans oh!"
Like say we no know! undecided grin

•They are too pompous (according to the OP) which is true:
I had a neighbour back then, I had wanted to spread the clothes I washed and she was like, come here! Can't u greet? Do I look like your mate? If I tell you the things i've done while I was in school and even now that "i'm a gradutate", do u think you can cope?
Haba! Aunty Janet na only you waka come? grin


You must not lie to spice the thread up dear....

angry

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by tosyne2much(m): 6:18pm On Nov 22, 2015
madgoat:
grin why would a graduate become a shoe maker sef? May thunder fire the person dat suggested it undecided Do lions eat with cats?. .. Biko have some class joor grin
So make thunder fire me abi? cheesy

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Slimzjoe(m): 6:19pm On Nov 22, 2015
lagmostkuit:

Join fire! grin

Who e help? grin

Ma hearsay if we they Quarrel and I dey Score points say u no go Bring in the fact say you be Graduate and therefore Know it All angry
Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Cutehector(m): 6:19pm On Nov 22, 2015
tosyne2much:
So make thunder fire me abi? cheesy
yeessssssss grin
Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by tosyne2much(m): 6:25pm On Nov 22, 2015
Cutehector:
yeessssssss grin
No come intimidate me cos u don turn graduate oooo cheesy

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Eleniyan15: 6:25pm On Nov 22, 2015
tosyne2much:
FP material ke ? cheesy
yes boss
nice write Up


after you nah you ooo

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Re: 10 Silly Habits Of Most Nigerians When They Become Graduates by Cutehector(m): 6:28pm On Nov 22, 2015
tosyne2much:
No come intimidate me cos u don turn graduate oooo cheesy
why i go intimidate u na. Na u dey find my trouble.

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