ggrin:
my juice is exotic too na


*yummy*

Laveda:
pour it inside a glass for me...serve it chilled

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
They are plenty here on NL, the only way they know how to make their daily bread, is by spreading their legs wide for a Nigga with cash; After they will come and form feminist oshi online

honeygirl17:
op, why e dey pain u, na your phone them take snap?

Abeg park well

naijaboiy:

Honestly what is the meaning of the hogwash you typed up there? Astute mind into the stinking mushroom?

Look at this mgbeke girl trying to speak even what her English teacher at that dilapidated secondary school doesn't know of. You are nothing but a disgrace to the stùpid ancestral race you represent.


And you have a job? Oh! I forgot spreading your elephantisis ridden leg open to display your maggot infested vagina for wanton sex has become your pastime in recent years. Keep it up. If Nairaland is my secretariat then your oceanic vagina is the headquarters of different shapes and sizes of dicks.



This should be referred to that drunkard of a man you call a father. Rumour has it that you are the product of a one night stand he had with the dying corpse of the mad woman called your mother. I weep for you my dear.


There is no sense in what you are saying here. You need to go back and create better disses.


So says the compound olosho who lost her virginity at the age of 15 to that paedophilic uncle of hers. People like you deserve to be caste into the wilderness where scorpions would sting you to death and the world can live freely because without you,it's one less rétarded swine off this beautiful face of the earth.


i just did bítch. Stùpid recto-cranially inverted assholès like you are no match for me when it comes to word battles like this.

So you can take a sit somewhere or you bring it on like it's hot and i'll show you why it's only bitchés like you that get high on their disgusting monthly flow.

ggrin:
glass ke?, lemme pop it in ur mouth


Suck the white off like chocolate

Laveda:
**pukes** Kilode? I meant exotic juice nau... I don't know what you talking about

ggrin:
better pikin



*******
Uh, thinkin' out loud,
I could be broke and keep a million dollar smile
LOL to the bank checkin' my account
Bank teller flirtin' after checkin' my account
Pretty ladies, are you here? Truffle butter on your pusy
Cuddle buddies on the low
You ain't gotta tell your friend that I eat it in the morning
Cause she gonna say "I know"
Can I hit it in the bathroom? Put your hands on the toilet
I put one leg on the tub
Girl, that's my new dance move, I just don't know what to call it
But bitch you dancing with the stars
I ain't nothin' like your last dude, what's his name? Not important
I bought some coca.ine if you snortin'
And she became a vacuum, put it on my dick like carpet
Suck the white off white chocolate
I'm so heartless, thoughtless, lawless n' flawless
Smallest regardless, largest in charge and born in New Orleans
Get killed 4 Jordans
Skateboard, I'm gnarly; Drake, Tunechi and Barbie
You know******

MzLaurel:



Lmao....I don't expect you to understand since you're a product of saint Bananbas community grammar school. Ashi


It's Elephantiasis dear not Elephantisis[/b]Olodo.

[b]What you wrote up there is the biography of Elizabeth Eze your olosho girl friend in Uniben
No be because she catch HIV through her prostitution na e make you Hate everything in skirt.....Oloshi who send you.



Hheheheehe. Fool. My dad is a responsible man not like your stewpid dad who's a highway robber.
You're a product of high way robber and a full time Prostitute mother of yours who dumped you on a village dumping ground after giving birth to you.
OMG! I'm not supposed to post that here. Sorry buddy I exposed your lil secret here

If not for catholic Mother Esther who picked you up from the dumping ground, you would've have been dead by now.
No be say your existence even get meaning sef


buhahaha.. I know it won't make sense to you cos your brain is 1995 version...you need to upgrade it to the newest version Dear

Even if you upgrade your brain to the newest version you stewpid ass, cannot understand anything

Compound Olosho who lost her virginity at 15... lwkm dunno why you mistake me for Elizabeth.. See me see wahala. Guy you need help. BTW, is she dead or alive




Make your pants, hang it around your neck, then make a jelly of it and eat it like the dumbass you are. I'm ready for you BOY.

Fool I would throw you into deep water to sink or swim today.

Make sure you write your will before you reply me cos you'll soon become a history not a history maker like your Late father who was sentenced to death in Federal high court Abuja. May his soul rest in perfect peace.

oh! I forgot the greatest asset you have is your stüpidity.

Come on Donkey. Don't sleep yet.

i'm really too busy to cremate you.

But don't worry Laurel...We shall do this some other time. Come prepared like you are today and please with better disses cos your words don't add up. It sounds like what those hostel girls use to insult each other.

When i'm done with you,,Even your ghost will not be found on NL.

Just enjoy for now. Catch you later.

naijaboiy:

i'm really too busy to cremate you.

But don't worry Laurel...We shall do this some other time. Come prepared like you are today and please with better disses cos your words don't add up. It sounds like what those hostel girls use to insult each other.

When i'm done with you,,Even your ghost will not be found on NL.

Just enjoy for now. Catch you later.

chigoizie7:
So u still dey alive.

naijaboiy:

i'm really too busy to cremate you.

[b]But don't worry Laurel...We shall do this some other time. Come prepared like you are today and please with better disses cos your words don't add up. It sounds like what those hostel girls use to insult each other

When i'm done with you,,Even your ghost will not be found on NL.

Just enjoy for now. Catch you later. [/b]

MzLaurel:




Hahahahahaha

You've got good writing skill I swear you need to start writing for ghosts.

My words doesn't add up right? Jelly fish

I'll surely enjoy dear

Farewell oopps! I mean goodbye for now NaijaGoat


Signed*La...n..*

Laveda:
I'm downloading this This is sooo err0tic

ggrin:

Laveda:
why you crying?

ggrin:
nothing

Oyind17:
You want kill me before ?
I too small to be talked to na

chigoizie7:
Go to your whatsapp, I have left countless messages.

Laveda:
Shey you know wetin dey my mind now?

Oyind17:
I no dey chat on whatsapp for sometime now

chigoizie7:
U see am now, how I wan take know? I be wizard?

Oyind17:

hmmm, I just dey look u, its OK

ggrin:
wetin?

chigoizie7:

I tot maybe, I no be anything to u again, na why u de ignore my chats, so, I locked up and kept my cool.

Oyind17:

I was angry with u, u no even ask of me.
You don finally follow our maid

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
They are plenty here on NL, the only way they know how to make their daily bread, is by spreading their legs wide for a Nigga with cash; After they will come and form feminist oshi online

chigoizie7:

Since when did u engage the services of a house maid in my house without my consent?

Laveda:

naijaboiy:

i'm really too busy to cremate you.

But don't worry Laurel...We shall do this some other time. Come prepared like you are today and please with better disses cos your words don't add up. It sounds like what those hostel girls use to insult each other.

When i'm done with you,,Even your ghost will not be found on NL.

Just enjoy for now. Catch you later.

Naijaboy is now a thing of mockery on Nairaland
I told you your arrogance would take you nowhere
Stay calm