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Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Dsrooftiles: 10:29pm On Dec 23, 2015
Black girls are often regarded as the most beautiful and intelligent group of women in the world. Although every lady has a unique taste, there are certain things each one of them crave and will not hesitate to include on their secret Santa list.

A Great Food Processor

Although many comedians and tabloids have tried to portray Nigerian girls as fast-food lovers, the truth is that they love to cook!

With the modern technology making cooking easier and faster, the average Nigerian girl has a food machine on their ‘Santa’s list’. Get her a food processor with several blades and functions, and you are on your way to stealing her heart.

Husband

This applies to the single girl. African women are raised to be homely and family-oriented, and so a majority of them who are above 25 and yet unmarried have the intense longing for a husband with whom they can start a family with.

While most of them will never admit it, a glance on their wishlist will reveal snagging a “husband” as Number 1. If you are dating a Nigerian girl, this Christmas might just be the best time to propose to her, that way you help both Santa and yourself. Also, if you are a single brother, ready for marriage and searching for your ‘missing rib’…go find a sister and propose.

Gym Membership

Keeping fit and looking trim is the new trend for Nigerian girls, especially those in Lagos, and so, a majority of them are saving their hard earned registered in gym – the idea basically is to look like most of the celebrities.

Unfortunately, not all gyms offer great services and those who are unable to gain gym membership at the top sweatshops where they can get great work out, keep wishing for membership. They hope that somehow, Santa will touch someone to get them registered in one of the gyms, and for free too.


An Unlimited Cash Account
Forget Nigerian girls, every single human in the country and the world would do almost anything for an unlimited expense account. Shoes, clothes, hair, spa time…they all cost money, and usually, for the average lady, it is a bit of a challenge getting everything you need to stay on top of the fashion game.

Also with an unlimited expense account, it would easy to set up dream businesses and live an organized life. While they know there is a slim chance of this wish coming true, these girls still include it on their list in faith.

Calorie-Free Alcohol

Christmas is a time for merriment and celebration. And truth be told, there is no party without alcohol! Unfortunately, drinking every night at the festivities is all fun and games until it is January and you look less like Toke Makinwa and more like Lepacious Bose.

Alcohol in some way, tends to add fat to the thighs, belly and arms. So, some girls who believe they can eat their cake and have it now want calorie-free alcohol. Let’s hope Santa has something in store.


http://blog.ng.jovago.com/5-things-nigerian-girls-actually-want-for-christmas-1754

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Dsrooftiles: 10:29pm On Dec 23, 2015

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by mzvyne(f): 10:38pm On Dec 23, 2015
The only thing I want is that unlimited cash account.
All the rest dnt really matter.

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Cutehector(m): 10:46pm On Dec 23, 2015
Take me out.. Dats just wad dey want

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Nobody: 10:48pm On Dec 23, 2015
A blank cheque will do.wink

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Aseco(m): 10:52pm On Dec 23, 2015
Y not black cheque.. ?

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by MzPecs(f): 10:54pm On Dec 23, 2015
Unlimited cash account is all I want for Christmas wink

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by obiorathesubtle: 11:00pm On Dec 23, 2015
Thing is, only broke people want money so bad.

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Ewizard(m): 11:13pm On Dec 23, 2015
So none of 'em needs a job? Gud 2knw..

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Nobody: 11:15pm On Dec 23, 2015
op most of them want good sex

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Nobody: 11:21pm On Dec 23, 2015
HUSBAND IS NUMBER ONE.

What are you processing about food when you're eating it alone?

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Demmocrats(m): 11:21pm On Dec 23, 2015
1. Money
2. Money
3. Money
4. Money
5. Money

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by ClassCaptain(m): 11:21pm On Dec 23, 2015
mzvyne:
The only thing I want is that unlimited cash account.

All the rest dnt really matter.

lol
Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by teewhydope(m): 11:22pm On Dec 23, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
Thing is, only broke people want money so bad.
Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by agrovick(m): 11:22pm On Dec 23, 2015
Some of them need sense the only problem is even if you give them they still don't have the sense to use the sense.
NB: Some of them not all, b4 the wannabe female right activists come for my soul

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Nobody: 11:23pm On Dec 23, 2015
Op!!! All dis na longtin fa
.
Simple and short way to take over nigerian Girl heart
Buy iPhone 7 for her. Or promise her a trip to dubai this #xmas
I swEAr even if she is committed to her boyfriend .
She would start finding faults...

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by adorablevic: 11:23pm On Dec 23, 2015
Just give me money

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by emmaee(m): 11:23pm On Dec 23, 2015
Demmocrats:
1. Money 2. Money 3. Money 4. Money 5. Money
that's probably true
Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by emmaee(m): 11:23pm On Dec 23, 2015
Demmocrats:
1. Money 2. Money 3. Money 4. Money 5. Money
that's probably true
Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by ahckmedkosy(m): 11:23pm On Dec 23, 2015
Summarize all and Cap it off wit money. Money is what they want, long, dream, cherish, clamour for.

Enough money and she go CUM

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by SylarsMcQuins: 11:24pm On Dec 23, 2015
Naija gals, awon Elebi since 1200BC

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Nobody: 11:24pm On Dec 23, 2015
They want to see their Yankee boyfriends with 2015 model Ferrari...then pout their mouth like fishes while they take pix...post on instagram sad

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by LuckyLadolce(m): 11:24pm On Dec 23, 2015
mzvyne:
The only thing I want is that unlimited cash account.

All the rest dnt really matter.
ur acct number pls grin
Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by dejavubobo1(m): 11:25pm On Dec 23, 2015
O.P must be from China. which Nigerian girl ll ask fr gym membership..? If any should ask dn she must be d O.P's girlfriend

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Wendyslim(f): 11:26pm On Dec 23, 2015
Weldone @op

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by superken(m): 11:26pm On Dec 23, 2015
Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:26pm On Dec 23, 2015
Demmocrats:
1. Money
2. Money
3. Money
4. Money
5. Money
Summary they all want MONEY2 cheesy grin, if ain't speak, talking and chatting money forget Nigerian ladies they got no time for you grin

Please make sure you don't give out dirty money sha angry

Call your bank manager to organize new crisp notes in the denomination you want, then give her the bundle; we call it a "gwap" wink

Much better than an alert in my opinion.

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by mondbest(m): 11:26pm On Dec 23, 2015
Nigeria girls have been choosing unlimited cash machine since the day of creation...

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Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Giyerte(m): 11:27pm On Dec 23, 2015
Na Una know
Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by nikkypearl(f): 11:27pm On Dec 23, 2015
mzvyne:
The only thing I want is that unlimited cash account.

All the rest dnt really matter.
Unlimited cash will sure get u the rest bah? grin
Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by Mostwanted7: 11:28pm On Dec 23, 2015

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