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Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 5:25pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
KanwuliaExtra:Nne imego'm ife ![]() |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 5:27pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
KanwuliaExtra:I'm sure u do that most times hun, don't tell me its new to you? |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 5:33pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Synzu:Not new at all. . . . but one has to be careful with 'dirty hands'. Some boys DORTY nor be small ooooooooh! With 'fingernails' like 'shovels'! ![]() I dey very picky o. . . not all the time darling. The reason my men can only get away with 'bobby-pinching'! I don't allow 'fingers' in my toto ANYMORE! ![]() I am way too old to be carrying an 'itchy' poohsie around town! Oh NO! 3 Likes |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 5:36pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
KanwuliaExtra: That's true. I've got a quarter-long nails on my left hand n perfectly groomed nails on my right hand. That's the hand I use for all my pusssy explorations and center of gravity stroking ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 5:38pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Synzu: Oh no! No finger nails o!!! Right or left hand!!! Dat na 'deadly' weapon!!! ![]() I fingaR myself. . . they do the rest! Only the blokos enters!!!! NO FINGERS!!! ![]() |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 5:41pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
KanwuliaExtra: Personal hygiene is really important to me also. I'm also very choosy.. I once undressed a chic whom I've already sucked her tits nd caressed her ass.. As I took off her panties to get to work, I noticed she was already creaming some whitish fluid down there and being a biologist, I know what that means - Yeast Infection. Long story short, my dick went limp immediately I saw that and I told her to "Come and be going" LOL. She felt embarrassed tho.. I apologised later that night. I don't like my women dirty at all! |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 5:43pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Synzu: Creamy white is normal. Curdly white is not! Na which can 'biologist' you be sef? ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 5:43pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
KanwuliaExtra: Hmmm.... Not with me tho... I love pleasing my lady to the fullest. Sex for me aint just "Bang Bang nd leave". I love it sensual. That's why I can't fork with thots. |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 5:45pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
KanwuliaExtra: Curdly or creamy.. Both are white and thick. Same shiit ![]() |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by taryour(f): 5:45pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Eeewwoooooo biko where is my higher education note book oo, and my eleganza biro o. Am sure not gonna miss this course. EfemenaXY where @ thou. I no go borrow you note do photocopy oo. Take a sit and pay attention as a good student that i am. |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 5:51pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Synzu: Naaaaaaaaah! You be small pikin den! ![]() The best part. . . after the man 'releases'. . . .I use the 'akamu' to do 'shampoo'! ![]() Nor be white be dis? Na who get am? ![]() #1 turn on!!!! Fingerinnnnng my "Clinton" with fresh, HOT akamu! No azzzzzze-phocking please! Tank you! ![]() |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 5:53pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
KanwuliaExtra: Are u sure u not guilty of that whitish cream stuff? ![]() |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 5:55pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Synzu: Na the MAN WHITE STUFF be dat o! ![]() Abi na only woman dey spit out "white stuff"? ![]() All females are GUILTY! It only means you need some WATER to flush out EXCESS SUGAR! Simple! ![]() Yeast dey grow for sugar abi? Biologist ko! Zoologist ni! ![]() All girls have yeast infections. Simple reason? DEHYDRATION. Mtcheeeeeeew ![]() 1 Like |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by taryour(f): 6:03pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Hehehe Kanwuliaextra no go kill person for this forum. You even dey use picture oprove your points. Lol. You no look uche face at all. Nothing do you madam. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by denip: 6:05pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Una two dey mad ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 6:05pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Who are all diz pipo sending me PMs? ![]() I don forget the passwords to doz email addies o! Abeg, make una nor wayyysss una tyme e jor!!!! ![]() |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 6:08pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
taryour: No shaking!!!!! Na FRIDAY special na!!!!! ![]() |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by taryour(f): 6:10pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
KanwuliaExtra:Odikwa serious oo. This falentine season go hearam... Howdy sis? |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 6:14pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
taryour: We day o!!!! Efry day is a valAntine day! As long as man jam woman for on top washing-machine, mattress or MAT. . . . . Na valAntine go shele ooooooh!!!! ![]() |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 6:16pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
When I am in the mood, I send NOOOOOOD pics to my paramours! ![]() Or pics with nice LinnGereee!!! ![]() Touching my tins! ![]() |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 6:18pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
KanwuliaExtra: Kanwulia plzzz take down the pics. Will mention u once I get off work. |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 6:21pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 6:23pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
KanwuliaExtra:Thank you ma'am. |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 6:24pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
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Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by freshvine(f): 7:34pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Parents train your children the way of the Lord so they never depart from it when they grow up, some parent just give life to kids within the red district environment and abandon them to sort out their upbringing in such harsh environment. 8 Likes |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 7:47pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Mu hehehehehehennnnnnnnnnnnnnn! I ga si kwa! Red light district indeed! Any ashawo for this world wey pass MARY AMAKA THE MOTHER OF JESUS. . . ASHAWO BETHLEHEM ATI NAZARETH. . . .wey nor know who even gif am belle? ![]() Red light district ashawo or ASHAWO 3 WISE MEN OF EASTERN NIGERIA. . . na which wan beta pass na? ![]() At least dem nefa NAIL OUR AZZZES TO CROSS to die like Anuohia QADDAFI at 33 years YOUNG abi? ![]() Holy Spirit pregnancy my CLINTORIS! Biko! Zu zu pwa eba wan! Nonsense! https://www.nairaland.com/2879044/divorce-scare-husband-becoming-archaic Even some MGBEKE women with 'archaic-OKONGWU' husbands on NL are making noise too? ![]() Orisi-risi!!! ![]() 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by cococandy(f): 8:17pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
KanwuliaExtra:Lol. So they send you PMs after pretending they don't like what they are seeing? ![]() ![]() Anyway I jump and pass this thread. Na this kind things dey put man pikin for trouble. ![]() taryour:So make I believe say you're a still a learner? ![]() Synzu: Depends on if she's itchy or smelly. Or the stuff is there without sexual arousal. If not.... Haba you missed. ![]() Daz all. |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by cococandy(f): 8:18pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Beremx, kedu? Happy new year. I muola mwa gi? |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by taryour(f): 8:20pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
cococandy: Haaa small pinshini girl like me in this tiny world, i be learner o and am always willing to learn more na. You know in this kind of things there is no room for lagging behind na. **winks** |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Beremx(f): 8:23pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
cococandy:happy new year nne. amugo m nwa na 23rd of last month. foto nwa m di na profile m. kee ka imere? Aunty Kanwulia, i dey feel your thread o! lol |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by cococandy(f): 8:24pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
Hehehe Why don't I believe you ![]() taryour: |
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 8:24pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
cococandy: Anywhere diarrrris freee "Valentine pooosy" PM must follow ke! Please jump o. Don't wanna get you into trouble o. Me dey MAKE trouble, not get into trouble o. Very UNTOUCHABLE! My husband don taya kpa kpa. He knows the rules. ![]() Man and woman dey get secretion na. Creamy, MILIKI ![]() Curdly or GRAINY is not. Any SMELL, ITCH or GREEEEN. . . Game ova! Tell dem to come back in 30 days for re-examination o!!!! ![]() |
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