I went to church today.

Went Clubbing yesternite @ festac n after what i held n wot I beheld I cldnt use d same hands 2 carry my bible 2 church cos baba God go vex 4me more

360ng:
Absolutely nothing.. God help me..

we'll look into ur matter

you need JESUS

Is it by force to go to church every Sunday?

U must be a prophet, house did u know I did not go to church Today?

I believe in God, I don't believe in church

nothing really... nothing at all.

Seun:


Well, the praise worship part of church is nice because it can help you to lose weight and build your physical stamina. It's like dancing at a club.

You, mister is derailing from topical issues

I just don't feel like goin to church this days.

richieroxy:
I believe in God, I don't believe in church

But it's the church that told you that God is real.

nacotic:
Went Clubbing yesternite @ festac n after what held n wot I beheld I cldnt use d same hands 2 carry my bible 2 church #hangover.

This doesn't matter. Jesus came for people who have done worse things. The worst things. Don't let your guilt stop you. It's a tactic used by Satan.

At work

Seun:
But it's the church that told you that God is real.

Do you believe in God, Sir?

Peebuddy:
My bet cast today again

and God will always make ur bet to cast......oya say big AMEN

Lexusgs430:
My bed refused to release me

omo eee! we ve to pray over same matter

Nothing may God forgive nd help us all

I haven't gone for some sundays and don't even have the intention of going next week.
It's all hypocrisy.

Truth is nobody wants to know the truth why, if you tell the truth, they'll end up being judgy

I gt anoyd afta reading of the pastor whose feet dnt touch ground.

I woke up!had two good round of sex with my babe and felt guilty afterwards. Forgive me Lord.

Cause church is the new club and wine is the new bub. And lies is the new drugs. My sister the next stripper, my brother the next victim, My usher the next tricker

A$AP Rocky

Becus of nairaland ..av been commenting on almost every thread since ysta nite dat i 4got today z sunday ..tnx to nairaland

Seun:
Atheism.

Well, the praise worship part of church is nice because it can help you to lose weight and build your physical stamina. It's like dancing at a club.

give this guy one bottle of origin

Because I am an habitual sinner & I think it is hypocrisy to continue going to church when you are not making effort to change your ways.

My church is located at the back of my house, with the loud speakers, I only listen to the sermon from home. The only thing na say I no fit drop offering.

Peebuddy:
My bet cast today again

lwkmd

CHURCH IS IN THE HEART!!!

cos it wont make arsenal win 2day so i can pocket 18k

richieroxy:
I believe in God, I don't believe in church

but see as u be like deeper life church member for your dp

richieroxy:
I believe in God, I don't believe in church

Exactly.
Its just like being a witch and not belonging to any coven, it does not mean you're not a witch.

Christianity is a way of life not a religion

Because of end time Prophecies from the mouth of end time Pastors...............