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If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by I888(m): 6:56am On Feb 23, 2016 |
I have a friend who is getting married and he has been crafting numerous writings for his woman. One thing that this post tend to reveal is that the woman in question brings tremendous VALUE. This is what turns me on more than sex and I am not exaggerating. When I told a friend that sex does not move me, no matter the number styles involved, he thought I was joking. Please read this and digest it. I remember perusing an old dictionary |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by Cutehector(m): 7:00am On Feb 23, 2016 |
Mchew 2 Likes |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by Smellymouth: 7:01am On Feb 23, 2016 |
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Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by Smellymouth: 7:02am On Feb 23, 2016 |
Meanwhile, where is my bae, HateU2?? Missed her like wetin!!!! 1 Like |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by FlawlessRebirth2(f): 7:02am On Feb 23, 2016 |
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Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by kilode100(f): 7:02am On Feb 23, 2016 |
You might be Gay!! Or, You are impotent! Sex is the Sweetest thing ever created. When I sick, Doctor put intravenous drip for me, upon say I weak, the Doctor fcvk me wella and I became well instanta. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by iamLeo(m): 7:05am On Feb 23, 2016 |
Op u can lie o ''sex does not move u, no matter the number styles involved'' 1 Like |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by Nobody: 7:07am On Feb 23, 2016 |
kilode100:what's this one saying? |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by kilode100(f): 7:09am On Feb 23, 2016 |
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Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by Nobody: 7:12am On Feb 23, 2016 |
kilode100: |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by sundoj08(m): 7:16am On Feb 23, 2016 |
SBA.N. |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by Nobody: 7:16am On Feb 23, 2016 |
. What a beautiful poem 1 Like |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by KingRex1(m): 7:18am On Feb 23, 2016 |
kilode100:Check ur temp u aint well yet 1 Like |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by I888(m): 8:50am On Feb 23, 2016 |
kilode100:Madam, It does not mean I can't fork you till you cum, that's if it's really a woman behind the handle. I will suck your cunt and clits till you drip them creamy and make your tits hard while goose bumbs engulf your entire body. What happens after the sex? If you expect me to become clingy to you or if you think sex will build bond between us or if you think forking me constantly will make me lose my senses and dash you money on demand like 2 of my friends did, sorry it will hardly happen. Call me weird but that's me. |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by I888(m): 8:51am On Feb 23, 2016 |
sickstars:yeah, it is |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by Nobody: 8:52am On Feb 23, 2016 |
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Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by I888(m): 8:54am On Feb 23, 2016 |
sickstars:show me your friend and I will you who your are. Those are the kind of friends I roll with cos I am same. I could write t so much if I truly love a woman. I have seen the lady and I am must say, she is beautiful. I wish them all the best. Hopefully, I will get mine someday. Until then, the gulder ultimate search continues. |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by Nobody: 8:56am On Feb 23, 2016 |
I888: wish u all d best as u search ow some girls are lucky with guys makes me question my own life with guys |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by I888(m): 9:22am On Feb 23, 2016 |
sickstars:it depends. One of my friend sang for his wife on their wedding day. You see ? He held her close, looking into her eyes while singing. And guess, what we were in same singing group during our school days and after we parted ways, he tried to lure me to join a group of gospel singers because he knew I have got that sonorous voice as well. But my mind was fixated on making money and more money lol. I sure know I will do much more or best than that on my day. whether sing or write, I know I will do all together and even more lol. |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by Nobody: 9:29am On Feb 23, 2016 |
I888: Faints so charming luck where are u nau |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by I888(m): 10:11am On Feb 23, 2016 |
sickstars:lol. |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by victoriousolami(m): 10:16am On Feb 23, 2016 |
kilode100:I smell lies. Doctor Bleep who, abi who Bleep doctor? |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by kilode100(f): 10:58am On Feb 23, 2016 |
I888: You are either Gay or a Virgin man!!... See description? 8 Likes |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by kilode100(f): 11:01am On Feb 23, 2016 |
I888: Mills and boon novel @ work.. Yinmu* Wetin you dey feel like sef? Come make I disvirgin you so that your body go come down o... 9 Likes |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by JbravoAdodger(m): 11:08am On Feb 23, 2016 |
wait why's everyone forming rapper tho |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by chigoizie7(m): 11:13am On Feb 23, 2016 |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by I888(m): 11:16am On Feb 23, 2016 |
kilode100:oya na make I arrangement make I fork you wella. Don't expected a call after the sex. Don't you get it? I don't get attached to a woman based on sex. I am not gay. You gree for the fork? Let me know. |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by I888(m): 11:19am On Feb 23, 2016 |
JbravoAdodger:I just tire o. So, not being attached to a woman after sex makes me a gay? All these guys make me laff. Becos of toto, and different styles, before my guys spent millions on a their babe finish, dem nor know. |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by I888(m): 11:19am On Feb 23, 2016 |
chigoizie7:hit your head on the wall |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by I888(m): 11:25am On Feb 23, 2016 |
kilode100:I am still waiting for the fork o. If you decline my offer eh |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by I888(m): 9:17pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
kilode100:I am still waiting to fork you. PM now and let's get it started! |
Re: If Your Man Can't Describe You Like This, Please Check Yourself And CHANGE. by kilode100(f): 9:19pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
I888: .....And na person papa I dey love to fork o... No vex.. |
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