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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 10:11pm On Feb 25, 2016
donjayzi:
Everyone saw me give you S.M.A.C.K D.O.W.N in javaScript. I dont need to kill you all over again now?
Please do, am begging for it. Lets get this over with. No more hide, just the raw deal. I am preparing my question.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:12pm On Feb 25, 2016
seunthomas:

How could i have lost. There was no equity. You scored a point and did not allow me to present my own challenge task.
You lost before i even posed a challenge!
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 10:12pm On Feb 25, 2016
CodeHouse:


My brother... I see you are trying to make a point but i really do not see any reason for this long thread... Because some are silent does not mean you or dhtml are better coders, the more reason why such topics just turn me off, when one person start challenging others, ufffffffff! well as the topic says, it is an issue with you and dhtml and I see you weren't expecting the "punch" to come in that manner.
I see you are dhtml support trying to play liberal...
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by CodeHouse: 10:13pm On Feb 25, 2016
donjayzi:

dhtml18 has been banned, that is why i am under the hood. . .

Na who ban u... Chai
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:13pm On Feb 25, 2016
seunthomas:

Please do, am begging for it. Lets get this over with. No more hide, just the raw deal. I am preparing my question.
See, i just posted a code not a challenge. You jumped into it like a cowboy and you fumbled like super-eagles. Not my fault.

Solve the challenge posed to you first, before you post any rubbish again.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:13pm On Feb 25, 2016
CodeHouse:


Na who ban u... Chai
People who dont want me to kill the OP.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by CodeHouse: 10:15pm On Feb 25, 2016
seunthomas:

I see you are dhtml support trying to play liberal...

Dhtml or you, I dont really care about, my point is una no need all this long talk, I thought there was a way programming challenges were done here
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by CodeHouse: 10:16pm On Feb 25, 2016
donjayzi:

People who dont want me to kill the OP.

You cannot kill the OP joor, you get gun nii

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:17pm On Feb 25, 2016
CodeHouse:


You cannot kill the OP joor, you get gun nii
I tire o, @op, you have run your mouth into 12 pages and still counting. . .
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 10:19pm On Feb 25, 2016
seunthomas:

How could i have lost. There was no equity. You scored a point and did not allow me to present my own challenge task.

Hahaha. Sucking up. Looking for a way back
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 10:19pm On Feb 25, 2016
donjayzi:

People who dont want me to kill the OP.
Your Father. You cant kill a fowl.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 10:24pm On Feb 25, 2016
seunthomas:

Was just warming up. At least i have moved from assumed programmer to a contender na. So am waiting for the real dhtml18 to post so i can send him a simple task.
can the real dhtml please stand up?
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:28pm On Feb 25, 2016
asalimpo:

can the real dhtml please stand up?
Banned for the sake of the OP, they dont want the op to commit suicide, that is why.

See the javaScript uppercut i gave the guy, them just write K.O straight. . .
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 10:29pm On Feb 25, 2016
donjayzi:

I tire o, @op, you have run your mouth into 12 pages and still counting. . .
His mouth is in recursion.

#When last did any meaningful thread, that wasnt on front page,on this board hit 12 pages within 48hrs? Can't remember.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by CodeHouse: 10:33pm On Feb 25, 2016
asalimpo:

His mouth is in recursion.

#When last did any meaningful thread, that wasnt on front page,on this board hit 12 pages within 48hrs? Can't remember.

Abeg End this loop, let us move on
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 10:38pm On Feb 25, 2016
donjayzi:

See, i just posted a code not a challenge. You jumped into it like a cowboy and you fumbled like super-eagles. Not my fault.

Solve the challenge posed to you first, before you post any rubbish again .

I've posted and reposted the challenge. But he has mysteriously gone blind when he sees it. His protégé larisoft was given a simple Insertion algorithm to evaluate the speed in big O notation. His dumb fingers typed an answer that wasn't in the options. Na them them dey ask for extra answer sheet for exam when they have been given an answer sheet for multiple choice questions. Dey challenge lecturer say the question no correct. After all them don say browser makers dey make mistake
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 10:38pm On Feb 25, 2016
He is an expert in evasive maneuvering and running his mouth in a recursive loop. . .
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 10:56pm On Feb 25, 2016
airsaylongcon:


I've posted and reposted the challenge. But he has mysteriously gone blind when he sees it. His protégé larisoft was given a simple Insertion algorithm to evaluate the speed in big O notation. His dumb fingers typed an answer that wasn't in the options. Na them them dey ask for extra answer sheet for exam when they have been given an answer sheet for multiple choice questions. Dey challenge lecturer say the question no correct. After all them don say browser makers dey make mistake
You refused to enter into a challenge na sissy. Enter and lets us rock and rumble. We need to do this gentlemanly not like agbero.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by guru01(m): 11:07pm On Feb 25, 2016
airsaylongcon:


I've posted and reposted the challenge. But he has mysteriously gone blind when he sees it. His protégé larisoft was given a simple Insertion algorithm to evaluate the speed in big O notation. His dumb fingers typed an answer that wasn't in the options. Na them them dey ask for extra answer sheet for exam when they have been given an answer sheet for multiple choice questions. Dey challenge lecturer say the question no correct. After all them don say browser makers dey make mistake
Mouth maker == prolog + project manager of erp.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 11:29pm On Feb 25, 2016
seunthomas:

You refused to enter into a challenge na sissy. Enter and lets us rock and rumble. We need to do this gentlemanly not like agbero.

I already dropped a challenge for you. How else can I have refused to enter a challenge?
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 11:34pm On Feb 25, 2016
guru01:

Mouth maker == prolog + project manager of erp.

PROLOG for hobby, PM for work. Now what is it you said you do again Mr PDO/MySQLi? Or you are just a mere coder. A mechanic talking where a mechanical engineer is talking. A hospital cleaner challenging a DR. Go through my posts I never claimed to be a coder. I manage you types who are really technicians.

I cannot be bamboozled by your high sounding words. One pin and like a balloon you will be deflated. Shall I get in challenge with you?
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 11:35pm On Feb 25, 2016
airsaylongcon:


I already dropped a challenge for you. How else can I have refused to enter a challenge?
You want me to create a seperate thread for that? Mind you its programming and not WM.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 11:37pm On Feb 25, 2016
airsaylongcon:


PROLOG for hobby, PM for work. Now what is it you said you do again Mr PDO/MySQLi? Or you are just a mere coder. A mechanic talking where a mechanical engineer is talking. A hospital cleaner challenging a DR. Go through my posts I never claimed to be a coder. I manage you types who are really technicians.

I cannot be bamboozled by your high sounding words. One pin and like a balloon you will be deflated. Shall I get in challenge with you?
From all i have seen @guru01 is more intelligent than you. You are just a common agbero am sure u dont even do any prolog or should i quiz you on prolog?
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 11:38pm On Feb 25, 2016
guru01:

Mouth maker == prolog + project manager of erp.
Dont mind "IT" joor am sure "IT" does not know either of both.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 11:41pm On Feb 25, 2016
seunthomas:

You want me to create a seperate thread for that? Mind you its programming and not WM.

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Why are you running to a new thread? I dropped the challenge here. Respond here so I can humiliate you in front of everyone here just like dhtml has dragged your sorry add through the mud. And I thought you said I have no clue about Warehousing or Warehouse Management System. Apparently you know better so what's wrong if I throw you a programming question that has to do withe warehouse management. After all I've had to "hack" code together to get some functionality that I need and is not a available in my current WMS solution. As a top notch Badass programmer you should not limit your domain
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 11:43pm On Feb 25, 2016
seunthomas:

From all i have seen @guru01 is more intelligent than you. You are just a common agbero am sure u dont even do any prolog or should i quiz you on prolog?

He is unfit to tie my shoes or even stand before me talkless of being more intelligent.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 11:44pm On Feb 25, 2016
seunthomas:

Dont mind "IT" joor am sure "IT" does not know either of both.

World acclaimed programmer that knows all yet failed a basic java script test. Well done. You know every. Just provide an answer to my challenge dummy
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 11:46pm On Feb 25, 2016
airsaylongcon:


Hahahahahahahahahaha! Why are you running to a new thread? I dropped the challenge here. Respond here so I can humiliate you in front of everyone here just like dhtml has dragged your sorry add through the mud. And I thought you said I have no clue about Warehousing or Warehouse Management System. Apparently you know better so what's wrong if I throw you a programming question that has to do withe warehouse management. After all I've had to "hack" code together to get some functionality that I need and is not a available in my current WMS solution. As a top notch Badass programmer you should not limit your domain
"IT" please note this thread is for the runaway @dhtml18. There is enough real estate on nairaland to create a seperate thread for "IT"
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 11:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
seunthomas:

"IT" please note this thread is for the runaway @dhtml18. There is enough real estate on nairaland to create a seperate thread for "IT"

Running away as usual eh! Well it's your style. I'm not surprised. Runs in your family so keep it up. You can ask for the thread to be closed now you hear. All hail champion programmer seunthomas that wants a programming challenge as long as it's not in warehouse management. Well done. You are the best programmer alive

Dhtml18 smacked you down with a full body suplex and broke your neck with a closeline and you say he ran away? If he didn't runaway he would have committed murder. And we all know that murder is a crime in this country. He had pity on your parents cos whatever money they wasted training you could have been put to better use
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 1:10am On Feb 26, 2016
airsaylongcon:


Running away as usual eh! Well it's your style. I'm not surprised. Runs in your family so keep it up. You can ask for the thread to be closed now you hear. All hail champion programmer seunthomas that wants a programming challenge as long as it's not in warehouse management. Well done. You are the best programmer alive

Dhtml18 smacked you down with a full body suplex and broke your neck with a closeline and you say he ran away? If he didn't runaway he would have committed murder. And we all know that murder is a crime in this country. He had pity on your parents cos whatever money they wasted training you could have been put to better use
"IT" just has a way of wearing one out like a nagging woman.....
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 1:41am On Feb 26, 2016
FincoApps:
seunthomas, judging from some of your posts, you apparently have some experience, just that no single thing to show for it. It is understandable that against all odds, you have been on one company project to another ever since you started programming so therefore no time to do any personal thing. Well let me give you a task so you can at least have 1 open source project.

1. Write a script that sends a broadcast message to all facebook friends (I did it sometime ago but I had issues broadcasting links so if you can solve this, I would really appretiate)

2. Use MiniMax algorithm to make the AI of my Tic Tac Toe game unbeatable. (This is my real problem, I must confess, MiniMax Algorithm alone is tough enough. Then considering Alpha Beta prunin.... I just need external help).

This is also open to other programmers including dhtml. I'll put the game on GitHub and share the link

I worked on something similar to 2, last year. The project is abandoned but the algorithm is in my head. It's not minimax though,
just me thinking and solving an exercise. I guess, when it's complete ,i'd have unknowingly re implemented mini-max (whatever its called).
The important test i had in my mind was to set to computer opponents to play each other.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by FincoApps(m): 6:52am On Feb 26, 2016
asalimpo:


I worked on something similar to 2, last year. The project is abandoned but the algorithm is in my head. It's not minimax though,
just me thinking and solving an exercise. I guess, when it's complete ,i'd have unknowingly re implemented mini-max (whatever its called).
The important test i had in my mind was to set to computer opponents to play each other.

If the game is unbeatable, then that's pretty good. I got the Mini-Max algorithm after long hours/days of stressing my brain. But due to the fact that my game is 12X10 instead of 3X3 in normal TicTacToe, Mini-Max alone is no longer feasible, I need alpha-beta pruning. And I find it just too confusing. I'll upload so u take a look

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