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God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by killerman57: 10:15am On Feb 28, 2016 |
So , my people I greet una heavily, I respect all of una.... So I say make I enjoy my weekend, no him I enter one new strip club I discover for my area, my people, I enjoy the place.... lots of strippers, good looking, so I finish by wee hours of the morning, I come dey feel sleepy, na him u carry one of the strippers enter room to perform my manly duty(she's slim tall, cool).... my people, immediately we enter the room, I jump enter her body, just do like 5 mins, end, I no do again.... later on I begin try make I do, but no way, my mamba no gree stand, despite all efforts, when e stand, as soon as I cover am condom , my di*ck goes flaccid, I just was incapacitated, my people, na so I watch this hoe like TV till this morning, I could do nothing..... Please help. It seems God is punishing me, anytime I wear a condom , I immediately go flaccid, unless I use Viagra, please I need suggestions from good Nigeria n's to overcome this challenge...... its really affecting me..... I need your expert help, please..... |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Cholls(m): 10:17am On Feb 28, 2016 |
my brother God is punishing you and you think Nl can help. 4 Likes |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by ChappyChase: 10:26am On Feb 28, 2016 |
Cholls:So we don turn God mate abi? 5 Likes |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Nobody: 10:31am On Feb 28, 2016 |
God neva punish u, the punishment still dey do press up |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Creamish(f): 10:40am On Feb 28, 2016 |
on a Sunday morning... Whoever gives an experienced response may take over d punishment from OP oo... 3 Likes |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by naijaboiy: 10:40am On Feb 28, 2016 |
You have missed your way,this ain't a fertility clinic. |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by quinnboy: 10:42am On Feb 28, 2016 |
nothing we no go hear for this buhari regime oh.......SMH. |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Maxi112: 10:49am On Feb 28, 2016 |
the poster below me will give u answer to that |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by fbtowner(m): 10:54am On Feb 28, 2016 |
Mr Maxi112 I'm sorry to disappoint u I don't have an answer. Over to d below fellow 1 Like |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Michellla(f): 11:18am On Feb 28, 2016 |
poster above,i have no answer either 4 Likes |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Ahmed0336(m): 11:27am On Feb 28, 2016 |
How dis one wan make nepa bring light for my area now? |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:45am On Feb 28, 2016 |
Lol, but if God is the one punishing you, that's like the Supreme Court, man. He has the final say. More seriously, érection is not by willpower, it's simply by arousal. First, you have to genuinely desire to fvck the person. Secondly, quit interfering with your sex-drive. Masturbation is like leaking the air out of a football. So if you are in the habit of rubbing it out, the "horsepower" you'd have used on the girl is already depleted. And if you watch a lot of porn, you are essentially over stimulating your brain - the same way drug addicts require increasing doses to get the same kick. And naturally, it gets to where looking at a naked girl in your bed is no longer enough stimulus for your brain. And lastly, it's not a competition. Setting up false expectations, in your head, that you need to have continuous sex - all through the night - for it to count will give you performance anxiety. And anxiety is the kryptonite of arousal. If you tap out one, and you're tired. Sleep. You've been out and about the day prior, and it's also been a long night. Wake up refreshed and, hopefully, ready to rumble. If not, fine. You'll live to fvck another day. 2 Likes |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by stevecantrell: 11:48am On Feb 28, 2016 |
OP, don't you know dollar is still high ? When $1 = N1 your 'mamba' will return to duty. |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by rattlesnake(m): 12:29pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
Girls are so sheap |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Nobody: 1:33pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
am sorry buh i cant int£rrupt wah God is doin in ur lyf,m£ wit him no b£ mat£ |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Rixy007(m): 1:45pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
Op just relax nd let god finish his work in ur life maybe by then even one round u no go fit do |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Predictor007(m): 2:42pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
My brother how did u know God is the one punishing you? |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Izumarock70(m): 2:42pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
If God is punishing u, I don't think anyone can help you |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by killerman57: 3:26pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
BuddhaPalm:u are the only sensible, reasonable and compassionate fellow, on the whole of Nairaland, God bless u |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Nobody: 3:29pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
Lmao... Erectile dysfunction.. |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by falseman(m): 4:08pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
samted: I disagree. It's a psychological thing OP is probably obsessed with better feel of going in raw regardless of whatever returns he gets in the whole. He can do perfectly well without CD |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Nobody: 4:10pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
falseman: Na so. |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by matrix199(m): 4:29pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
It has nothing to do with God. You were sexually lethargic, that was why you couldn't go a second round. You're likely 33yrs above, and tend to have stressful weekdays at work. What you need is a good antioxidant, plus enuf rest. Quit smoking or drinking if you do. |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by killerman57: 5:49pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
falseman:thanks very much sire, u might be correct..... I'm done with having raw sex, can never try that rubbish again, instead I won't get involved in sex till I die..... I must learn and know how to use CD's..... even with my prospective wife when married, we shall be using CD, unless we wanna have children... |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by killerman57: 5:50pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
matrix199:I don't drink or smoke, neither am I a chronic mansturbator, I only do it once in a long while, like maybe 2x a week, or at most 3x, I'm not also very sex crazy.... |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by nanauju(f): 5:57pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
God is telling you.. 'my son, enough of whores' Go and marry so u can stop using CD |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Nobody: 7:05pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
No comment but check page 2 sha |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by nanauju(f): 7:21pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
killerman57:Ehya... You really have issues sha Now I can see why God is punishing you Guess what, I have better things to do. Now run along boy! Don't look back if u don't want thunder to fire u dead |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by kurlz(f): 7:30pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
killerman57: pray to God for forgiveness and call this number to help you with health products straight from China. 0703 759 8932 give it a trial. thank me later. |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Pennah(m): 8:18pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
See this Op ooo he wan make God blasta us too. Bro enjoy ur predicament |
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by damilareoye: 8:29pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
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