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God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by killerman57: 10:15am On Feb 28, 2016
So , my people I greet una heavily, I respect all of una....

So I say make I enjoy my weekend, no him I enter one new strip club I discover for my area, my people, I enjoy the place.... lots of strippers, good looking, so I finish by wee hours of the morning, I come dey feel sleepy, na him u carry one of the strippers enter room to perform my manly duty(she's slim tall, cool).... my people, immediately we enter the room, I jump enter her body, just do like 5 mins, end, I no do again.... later on I begin try make I do, but no way, my mamba no gree stand, despite all efforts, when e stand, as soon as I cover am condom , my di*ck goes flaccid, I just was incapacitated, my people, na so I watch this hoe like TV till this morning, I could do nothing.....

Please help. It seems God is punishing me, anytime I wear a condom , I immediately go flaccid, unless I use Viagra, please I need suggestions from good Nigeria n's to overcome this challenge...... its really affecting me..... I need your expert help, please.....
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Cholls(m): 10:17am On Feb 28, 2016
my brother God is punishing you and you think Nl can help.

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Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by ChappyChase: 10:26am On Feb 28, 2016
Cholls:
my brother God is punishing you and you think Nl can help.
So we don turn God mate abi?

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Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Nobody: 10:31am On Feb 28, 2016
God neva punish u, the punishment still dey do press up
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Creamish(f): 10:40am On Feb 28, 2016
grin on a Sunday morning...


Whoever gives an experienced response may take over d punishment from OP oo... cheesy

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Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by naijaboiy: 10:40am On Feb 28, 2016
You have missed your way,this ain't a fertility clinic.
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by quinnboy: 10:42am On Feb 28, 2016
nothing we no go hear for this buhari regime oh.......SMH.
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Maxi112: 10:49am On Feb 28, 2016
the poster below me will give u answer to that
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by fbtowner(m): 10:54am On Feb 28, 2016
Mr Maxi112 I'm sorry to disappoint u I don't have an answer. Over to d below fellow sad

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Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Michellla(f): 11:18am On Feb 28, 2016
poster above,i have no answer either grin

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Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Ahmed0336(m): 11:27am On Feb 28, 2016
How dis one wan make nepa bring light for my area now? undecided
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:45am On Feb 28, 2016
grin grin grin

Lol, but if God is the one punishing you, that's like the Supreme Court, man.

He has the final say.

More seriously, érection is not by willpower, it's simply by arousal.

First, you have to genuinely desire to fvck the person.

Secondly, quit interfering with your sex-drive. Masturbation is like leaking the air out of a football. So if you are in the habit of rubbing it out, the "horsepower" you'd have used on the girl is already depleted.

And if you watch a lot of porn, you are essentially over stimulating your brain - the same way drug addicts require increasing doses to get the same kick. And naturally, it gets to where looking at a naked girl in your bed is no longer enough stimulus for your brain.

And lastly, it's not a competition. Setting up false expectations, in your head, that you need to have continuous sex - all through the night - for it to count will give you performance anxiety.

And anxiety is the kryptonite of arousal. If you tap out one, and you're tired. Sleep.

You've been out and about the day prior, and it's also been a long night. Wake up refreshed and, hopefully, ready to rumble. If not, fine.

You'll live to fvck another day.

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Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by stevecantrell: 11:48am On Feb 28, 2016
OP, don't you know dollar is still high ?

When $1 = N1 your 'mamba' will return to duty.
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by rattlesnake(m): 12:29pm On Feb 28, 2016
Girls are so sheap
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Nobody: 1:33pm On Feb 28, 2016
am sorry buh i cant int£rrupt wah God is doin in ur lyf,m£ wit him no b£ mat£
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Rixy007(m): 1:45pm On Feb 28, 2016
Op just relax nd let god finish his work in ur life maybe by then even one round u no go fit do
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Predictor007(m): 2:42pm On Feb 28, 2016
My brother how did u know God is the one punishing you?
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Izumarock70(m): 2:42pm On Feb 28, 2016
If God is punishing u, I don't think anyone can help you
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by killerman57: 3:26pm On Feb 28, 2016
BuddhaPalm:
grin grin grin

Lol, but if God is the one punishing you, that's like the Supreme Court, man.

He has the final say.

More seriously, érection is not by willpower, it's simply by arousal.

First, you have to genuinely desire to fvck the person.

Secondly, quit interfering with your sex-drive. Masturbation is like leaking the air out of a football. So if you are in the habit of rubbing it out, the "horsepower" you'd have used on the girl is already depleted.

And if you watch a lot of porn, you are essentially over stimulating your brain - the same way drug addicts require increasing doses to get the same kick. And naturally, it gets to where looking at a naked girl in your bed is no longer enough stimulus for your brain.

And lastly, it's not a competition. Setting up false expectations, in your head, that you need to have continuous sex - all through the night - for it to count will give you performance anxiety.

And anxiety is the kryptonite of arousal. If you tap out one, and you're tired. Sleep.

You've been out and about the day prior, and it's also been a long night. Wake up refreshed and, hopefully, ready to rumble. If not, fine.

You'll live to fvck another day.
u are the only sensible, reasonable and compassionate fellow, on the whole of Nairaland, God bless u
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Nobody: 3:29pm On Feb 28, 2016
Lmao... Erectile dysfunction.. grin cheesy grin
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by falseman(m): 4:08pm On Feb 28, 2016
samted:
Lmao... Erectile dysfunction.. grin cheesy grin


I disagree. It's a psychological thing OP is probably obsessed with better feel of going in raw regardless of whatever returns he gets in the whole. He can do perfectly well without CD
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Nobody: 4:10pm On Feb 28, 2016
falseman:



I disagree. It's a psychological thing OP is probably obsessed with better feel of going in raw regardless of whatever returns he gets in the whole. He can do perfectly well without CD

Na so.
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by matrix199(m): 4:29pm On Feb 28, 2016
It has nothing to do with God. You were sexually lethargic, that was why you couldn't go a second round. You're likely 33yrs above, and tend to have stressful weekdays at work.

What you need is a good antioxidant, plus enuf rest. Quit smoking or drinking if you do.
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by killerman57: 5:49pm On Feb 28, 2016
falseman:



I disagree. It's a psychological thing OP is probably obsessed with better feel of going in raw regardless of whatever returns he gets in the whole. He can do perfectly well without CD
thanks very much sire, u might be correct..... I'm done with having raw sex, can never try that rubbish again, instead I won't get involved in sex till I die..... I must learn and know how to use CD's..... even with my prospective wife when married, we shall be using CD, unless we wanna have children...
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by killerman57: 5:50pm On Feb 28, 2016
matrix199:
It has nothing to do with God. You were sexually lethargic, that was why you couldn't go a second round. You're likely 33yrs above, and tend to have stressful weekdays at work.

What you need is a good antioxidant, plus enuf rest. Quit smoking or drinking if you do.
I don't drink or smoke, neither am I a chronic mansturbator, I only do it once in a long while, like maybe 2x a week, or at most 3x, I'm not also very sex crazy....
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by nanauju(f): 5:57pm On Feb 28, 2016
God is telling you.. 'my son, enough of whores'
Go and marry so u can stop using CD
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Nobody: 7:05pm On Feb 28, 2016
No comment but check page 2 sha
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by nanauju(f): 7:21pm On Feb 28, 2016
killerman57:
you are obviously a mad woman, your picture says it all, and who says I will stop using condoms when I get Married? Women are all whores, they give u sex, you give them money, no matter how this stupid generation decides to sugarcoat it, it's still the end game,.... sex, money, sex, money.... The only use for women is having sex and them bearing children, that's their only use and that's what I use them for, nothing more.....


Mtcheeeew.... Marriage ko, Marriage ni...
Ehya... You really have issues sha
Now I can see why God is punishing you tongue
Guess what, I have better things to do. Now run along boy! Don't look back if u don't want thunder to fire u dead
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by kurlz(f): 7:30pm On Feb 28, 2016
killerman57:
So , my people I greet una heavily, I respect all of una....

So I say make I enjoy my weekend, no him I enter one new strip club I discover for my area, my people, I enjoy the place.... lots of strippers, good looking, so I finish by wee hours of the morning, I come dey feel sleepy, na him u carry one of the strippers enter room to perform my manly duty(she's slim tall, cool).... my people, immediately we enter the room, I jump enter her body, just do like 5 mins, end, I no do again.... later on I begin try make I do, but no way, my mamba no gree stand, despite all efforts, when e stand, as soon as I cover am condom , my di*ck goes flaccid, I just was incapacitated, my people, na so I watch this hoe like TV till this morning, I could do nothing.....

Please help. It seems God is punish in me, anytime I wear a condom , I immediately go flaccid, unless I use Viagra, please I need suggestions from good Nigeria n's to overcome this challenge...... its really affecting me..... I need your expert help, please.....


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Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by Pennah(m): 8:18pm On Feb 28, 2016
See this Op ooo he wan make God blasta us too.

Bro enjoy ur predicament
Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by damilareoye: 8:29pm On Feb 28, 2016
grin

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