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Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by geni340(f): 12:50pm On Apr 02, 2016
What i experienced yesterday ws not only embarrasing but it shows how grubby a guy's mind can be. we were about writing our exams and naturally, we did some last-hour revision. I and a girlfriend were reading standing up, bt when i couldnt take it anylonger, i decided 2sit, bt the sits were all occupied and that ws when i did somfin i shuld hv refrained from doing- i sat on a guy's thighs, a good friend thou(since our fresh days) but barely 30secs after sitting, i felt somthing touching my ass, it came as a shock. Seriously, some few minutes 2d xams and d kinky guy i called a friend had only one thing in mind. I just stood up like nofin happened bt d guy must hv guessed d reason. Why are u people like this? This thing can b controlled...cant it
Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Nobody: 12:53pm On Apr 02, 2016
Unless a man is impotent, it can't be controlled... . I even blame u OP..

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by ifeajikap(m): 12:55pm On Apr 02, 2016
U get luck say d tin no penetrate, if na some guys e go penetrate

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by cruzita(f): 12:56pm On Apr 02, 2016
John Thomas is not easy to control dear,next time sit on a girl's lap

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by geni340(f): 12:57pm On Apr 02, 2016
Jameskyle:
Unless a man is impotent, it can't be controlled... . I even blame u OP..
seriously in other words, if ur lil sister playfully sits on ur legs, u will still say it cant b controlled?
Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Nobody: 12:58pm On Apr 02, 2016
cruzita:
John Thomas is not easy to control dear,next time sit on a girl's lap
Pls tell her abeg... U tempt a guy and expect nothing to happen... mma gi ula eeh? angry

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Nobody: 12:59pm On Apr 02, 2016
Wait....I don't think that was his fault.
I think it has somethin' ta do with the nerves an blold flow when you sat on em.I forget.

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Damtha(f): 12:59pm On Apr 02, 2016
Hmmm..
Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by geni340(f): 12:59pm On Apr 02, 2016
cruzita:
John Thomas is not easy to control dear,next time sit on a girl's lap
ive learnt my lesson sis, its never gonna happen again...

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Nobody: 1:00pm On Apr 02, 2016
geni340:

seriously in other words, if ur lil sister playfully sits on ur legs, u will still say it cant b controlled?
we are related by blood... But in ur case, u guys were just friends... And u can't be my female friend and NOT expect me to Bleep you... Read my lips, "I WILL Bleep YOU"

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Nobody: 1:01pm On Apr 02, 2016
geni340:

ive learnt my lesson sis, its never gonna happen again...
better angry sad
Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Aristotle96(m): 1:02pm On Apr 02, 2016
U didn't ask the guy all this questions o... undecided
Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by MoneypassGod(m): 1:06pm On Apr 02, 2016
geni340:
What i experienced yesterday ws not only embarrasing but it shows how grubby a guy's mind can be. we were about writing our exams and naturally, we did some last-hour revision. I and a girlfriend were reading standing up, bt when i couldnt take it anylonger, i decided 2sit, bt the sits were all occupied and that ws when i did somfin i shuld hv refrained from doing- i sat on a guy's thighs, a good friend thou(since our fresh days) but barely 30secs after sitting, i felt somthing touching my ass, it came as a shock. Seriously, some few minutes 2d xams and d kinky guy i called a friend had only one thing in mind. I just stood up like nofin happened bt d guy must hv guessed d reason. Why are u people like this? This thing can b controlled...cant it
Are u always this $.tup¡d or u do this just to annoy pple??

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Cutehector(m): 1:10pm On Apr 02, 2016
Geni340 pls put urself in his shoes and shut the fvck up!

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Nobody: 1:13pm On Apr 02, 2016
Cutehector:
Geni340 pls put urself in his shoes and shut the fvck up!
nailed!

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Bluezy13(m): 1:14pm On Apr 02, 2016
geni340:
What i experienced yesterday ws not only embarrasing but it shows how grubby a guy's mind can be. we were about writing our exams and naturally, we did some last-hour revision. I and a girlfriend were reading standing up, bt when i couldnt take it anylonger, i decided 2sit, bt the sits were all occupied and that ws when i did somfin i shuld hv refrained from doing- i sat on a guy's thighs, good friend thou(since our fresh days) but barely 30secs after sitting, i felt somthing touching my ass, it came as a shock. Seriously, some few minutes 2d xams and d kinky guy i called a friend had only one thing in mind. I just stood up like nofin happened bt d guy must hv guessed d reason. Why are u people like this? This thing can b controlled...cant it
You have been good friends but you are not the regular...







That is; You have not be sitting on his laps before.
And you've not been having casual body contacts.
So, technically, it is your fault.
Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by geni340(f): 1:31pm On Apr 02, 2016
Cutehector:
Geni340 pls put urself in his shoes and shut the fvck up!
I like ur sigg sir,, it says it all...
Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Nobody: 1:34pm On Apr 02, 2016
It was a mistake, he didn't do it intentionally. That organ has a mind of its own.

So, that is a leverage to abuse guys...

What a bastard!

A bloody bastard.
You are a holier-than-thou fücking bloody bastard.

Fûcktard of the highest order.

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Ragner(m): 1:37pm On Apr 02, 2016
You don't have a D!ck and Clearly don't know how it works...

Sometimes our D!ck Gets Hard for no Reason atal...Even when there's nothing on our mind.

And you're Saying how can he be thinking of something like that few mins to Exam?? WTF?! N!ggas Get Hardons even in Church!!

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Nobody: 1:38pm On Apr 02, 2016
geni340:

I like ur sigg sir,, it says it all...


I have only one female friend who can sit down in my lap or even get dressed in front of me and it will feel inapproiporate to get lustful....
The rest can get it if they throw it..... So to that guy who u sat on his legs, u aint dat much of a friend to d extent he cant get attracted to, u are a friend he can potentially marry or date, thats wat it is.

Married couples re close friends too, but dey still smash.....

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Cutehector(m): 2:04pm On Apr 02, 2016
geni340:

I like ur sigg sir,, it says it all...
of course it does.. cool cuz I want it to be like dat.
Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by IamLEGEND1: 2:40pm On Apr 02, 2016
You have a vagína,no?

Then I think getting an eréction poking at you from down under is only the appropriate response. what would have been a cause for concern is the guy not reacting in any way.

Read my E-lips,woman: save for my mother & a few close relatives,I will absolutely have séxual intèrcourse to completion with any member of the female gender who catches my erótic fancy

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Nobody: 2:49pm On Apr 02, 2016
cruzita:
John Thomas is not easy to control dear,next time sit on a girl's lap
correct.....

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by jaz(m): 3:37pm On Apr 02, 2016
Na wa oo. Wetin man no go see/hear.

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by geni340(f): 3:39pm On Apr 02, 2016
Cutehector:
of course it does.. cool cuz I want it to be like dat.
uve obviously misunderstood what i meant...
Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by geni340(f): 3:40pm On Apr 02, 2016
Drefan:
It was a mistake, he didn't do it intentionally. That organ has a mind of its own.

So, that is a leverage to abuse guys...

What a bastard!

A bloody bastard.
You are a holier-than-thou fücking bloody bastard.

Fûcktard of the highest order.
do you need a rope sir
Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by nairamaverick(m): 3:56pm On Apr 02, 2016
All you guys saying it's normal have no self control. geni340, next time seat one the lap(s) not very close to the groin area. It could also be his phone in his pocket poking you.

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by geni340(f): 4:17pm On Apr 02, 2016
nairamaverick:
All you guys saying it's normal have no self control. geni340, next time seat one the lap(s) not very close to the groin area. It could also be his phone in his pocket poking you.
thanks

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Cockyzy(m): 4:31pm On Apr 02, 2016
the poster post is a warning to all these woman wrapper and saviour out there. Never help a woman. Let her suffer. You help her.she only see the bad side of your help.

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Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by DharmyYinks: 4:42pm On Apr 02, 2016
A person who helped u is d one u re thrashing here. If he didn't help now.. u will still come here to lament.

Bfor sitting on a guy's lap.. tell him first.. dat way he can prepare his mind nd d hmm.

Not all guys can control it even if he isn't thinking bout sex. Sometimes it rises even in Church.


U should talk to d guy bout it.
Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by Nobody: 5:13pm On Apr 02, 2016
geni340:
What i experienced yesterday ws not only embarrasing but it shows how grubby a guy's mind can be. we were about writing our exams and naturally, we did some last-hour revision. I and a girlfriend were reading standing up, bt when i couldnt take it anylonger, i decided 2sit, bt the sits were all occupied and that ws when i did somfin i shuld hv refrained from doing- i sat on a guy's thighs, a good friend thou(since our fresh days) but barely 30secs after sitting, i felt somthing touching my ass, it came as a shock. Seriously, some few minutes 2d xams and d kinky guy i called a friend had only one thing in mind. I just stood up like nofin happened bt d guy must hv guessed d reason. Why are u people like this? This thing can b controlled...cant it
That doesn't mean he's thinking of screwing you,dear..I knw guys that can get a boner frm jst a peck nd its nt cos they wanna av sex..Well,this days,sum1 has to be extra careful.
Re: Guys And The Cesspit They Call A "Mind" by fawaz050(m): 6:16pm On Apr 02, 2016
MzLarem:
That doesn't mean he's thinking of screwing you,dear..I knw guys that can get a boner frm jst a peck nd its nt cos they wanna av sex..Well,this days,sum1 has to be extra careful.
The great Counsellor
Eku Ishe Oluwagrin

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