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Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Djailer: 12:00pm On Apr 14, 2016
Zuric:

Lol girl, you don't need no one to tell you the Knights are behind this smiley

It's written all over it wink
All for attention grin

Silly dímwits

A Thief needs a Mask

A Mortal needs a Masquerade costume to play god

And Slandering is the best weapon of the faint at heart.

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Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by KINGinWAHALA3: 12:18pm On Apr 14, 2016
Djailer:


A Thief needs a Mask

A Mortal needs a Masquerade costume to play god

And Slandering is the best weapon of the faint at heart.

Make you people don't shed blood here o. Na business I come for
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Chazzyboy: 12:28pm On Apr 14, 2016
Monalisa185:
*falls from bed*
dnt break thy bighead
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Monalisa185(f): 1:29pm On Apr 14, 2016
joseph1832:
Not at all. It isn't funny. But you falling on my bed with me lying on it, its not funny but serious. grin wink

lol, badass niqqacheesy..and yeah that would be really serious, mehnnn!cheesy
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by KINGinWAHALA3: 1:50pm On Apr 14, 2016
Pls make choice or drop specification and make your order!

All shapes and sizes available:

Lekpa
Orobo
Thunder
Bazuka
Opoto
Etc.

King Godwin Forestry Road Benin is back.

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Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Synnzu(m): 1:58pm On Apr 14, 2016
^^^^^ This pant looks familiar tho.. Jokes aside. gringrin
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Nobody: 2:01pm On Apr 14, 2016
Zuric:



The Knights?
cheesy you all have decided to go into trolling


Bunch of useless and worthless assholes.

undecided
Isn't this the peak of stupidity?
How low can they go?


Smh for whoever is behind the moniker
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by JoeCutie(m): 2:04pm On Apr 14, 2016
KINGinWAHALA3:
Good morning my fellow Romancelanders, it is with great contrition i muster the courage to say this.

A lot of you know me here, I'm the self acclaimed CEO, Godwin, whose suppose office is located in forestry road Benin City.

How do i tell my fellow romancelanders that It was all an artifice, a deceptive manoeuvre to win the admiration of my crush prettythickme.

I am no CEO of any sort, yes i do have pictures of me and my office and certificate by the company and allied matters act, it's all a game i learnt in Romance section to pull the traffic of admiration towards me.

I sell pants for a living, foreign ones from main land China that is. Since i want my business to grow, i decided to do away with the deception for two reasons: i seek patronage from you guys; and i want to be clean and honest with prettyticksme,

i want your love baby.


Baby one thing i can guarantee you is that you aint never gon' lack pants. 40 for you and and another 30 to share amongst your friends. They are elastic and can stretch to the formation of any yansh out there.
Good China panties.

We can grow in love and trust with this business, and we can take it online. We can supply all Nairalanders panties, yes,

Swerry, can you choose a corporate name for us? I feel "The lovers' pant ventures" or "Godwin-pretty elastic panties" make for a fine name. Hehehehe.

Let's begin with some samples. Please Nairalanders we need your support and patronage in love and business

Thank you for your favourable anticipated response.
40 panties for one person at a go? Okpokopi! grin cheesy

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Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by KINGinWAHALA3: 2:06pm On Apr 14, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Isn't this the peak of stupidity?
How low can they go?


Smh for whoever is behind the moniker



Pls whatever they call you, don't start trouble on this thread. Either order a pair of pants for your girl or wife.

If you have nothing good to say, kindly leave, rasta man, you think say I come dance raggae for NL like you?


Romance-landers, biko, this is your boy

Godwin Uwangue aka former cultist ,alias lie-lie CEO.

But I've turned a new beginning.

Please contact me at Forestry Rd Benin or dial
09080638846
Tell me your size and I'll deliver it to you.

We're taking panties to a new level. wink

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Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by joseph1832(m): 2:11pm On Apr 14, 2016
Djailer:


A Thief needs a Mask

A Mortal needs a Masquerade costume to play god

And Slandering is the best weapon of the faint at heart.
Err well sometimes it gets the job done. Lol
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by demzylahot(m): 2:12pm On Apr 14, 2016
KINGinWAHALA3:



Pls whatever they call you, don't start trouble on this thread. Either order a pair of pants for your girl or wife.

If you have nothing good to say, kindly leave, rasta man, you think say I come dance raggae for NL like you?


Romance-landers, biko, this is your boy

Godwin Uwangue aka former cultist ,alias lie-lie CEO.

But I've turned a new beginning.

Please contact me at Forestry Rd Benin or dial
09080638846
Tell me your size and I'll deliver it to you.

We're taking panties to a new level. wink
Op,u r crazy...Lmao
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Aguiyi13(m): 2:14pm On Apr 14, 2016
Something doesn't just seem right here, it's either the o.p is being impersonated or he's finally lost his sanity.

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Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by joseph1832(m): 2:15pm On Apr 14, 2016
Monalisa185:


lol, badass niqqacheesy..and yeah that would be really serious, mehnnn!cheesy
Intriguing. So why wait? Let's get serious mehnn... wink wink wink
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by joseph1832(m): 2:17pm On Apr 14, 2016
Synnzu:
^^^^^ This pant looks familiar tho.. Jokes aside. gringrin
Don't tell me you keep girls panties as souvenir? grin grin grin LOL.
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Aguiyi13(m): 2:18pm On Apr 14, 2016
joseph1832:
Intriguing. So why wait? Let's get serious mehnn... wink wink wink




Nwoke'm jiri nu nwaanyo , o ka ihenwa si agu gi .
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Nobody: 2:21pm On Apr 14, 2016
Have fun mate
KINGinWAHALA3:



Pls whatever they call you, don't start trouble on this thread. Either order a pair of pants for your girl or wife.

If you have nothing good to say, kindly leave, rasta man, you think say I come dance raggae for NL like you?


Romance-landers, biko, this is your boy

Godwin Uwangue aka former cultist ,alias lie-lie CEO.

But I've turned a new beginning.

Please contact me at Forestry Rd Benin or dial
09080638846
Tell me your size and I'll deliver it to you.

We're taking panties to a new level. wink
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Synnzu(m): 2:22pm On Apr 14, 2016
joseph1832:
Don't tell me you keep girls panties as souvenir? grin grin grin LOL.

LOL.. Nah.. I don't play like that. Bae has one like that so..
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by KINGinWAHALA3: 2:24pm On Apr 14, 2016
demzylahot:

Op,u r crazy...Lmao

Fuel is#250 how long am I going to be lying I am CEO?

Please check my sigi and make an order.
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by joseph1832(m): 2:26pm On Apr 14, 2016
Synnzu:


LOL.. Nah.. I don't play like that. Bae has one like that so..
Thank goodness, that would have been fetish or even kinky to say the least. grin
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by KINGinWAHALA(m): 2:26pm On Apr 14, 2016
The business is legal, and we intend to take it to another level. God being so kind, we've been enjoying patronages from God-fearing Nairalanders. We want to use this opportunity to thank you very much and also encourage you to keep patronizing us. Soon, we shall start importing boxers and singlets for men, and sanitary pads for the ladies. smiley

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/avatars/k7joibkgq4tpvtscxped5qzn0i01riq21640891[/img]

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Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by KINGinWAHALA3: 2:29pm On Apr 14, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Have fun mate
Ok, assistant Lucky Dube, I done hear.

So which size I go keep for you Nah?

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Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Synnzu(m): 2:31pm On Apr 14, 2016
joseph1832:
Thank goodness, that would have been fetish or even kinky to say the least. grin

Lol. Such fetishes are plain disgusting.
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by joseph1832(m): 2:32pm On Apr 14, 2016
Synnzu:


Lol. Such fetishes are plain disgusting.
I see... What about the kinky part? Surely you'd want to be kinky with someone named nicky? grin grin grin
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Jadekitana(f): 2:35pm On Apr 14, 2016
KINGinWAHALA3:


Fuel is#250 how long am I going to be lying I am CEO?

Please check my sigi and make an order.

See signature grin grin grin I can't deal abeg.
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by KINGinWAHALA3: 2:45pm On Apr 14, 2016
Jadekitana:


See signature grin grin grin I can't deal abeg.
Jadeketina, how nah? You no want petronise my market ?

I get your size in different shapes. Full cover, line depressor, half cover, any one you want wink

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Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Nobody: 2:47pm On Apr 14, 2016
Smh undecided
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Synnzu(m): 2:48pm On Apr 14, 2016
joseph1832:
I see... What about the kinky part? Surely you'd want to be kinky with someone named nicky? grin grin grin

Sure I can handle a lil kinky. But I'd rather have the normal bang-bang-bang than waste time doing kinky stuff or role-playing... Or watever the Bleep it is these white people do. grin
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by KINGinWAHALA(m): 2:49pm On Apr 14, 2016
Sample of our see-through panties collection. smiley

[img]http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/fdb1da7cf14253fc65363b7d6b3da8cf[/img]

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Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by Djailer: 2:51pm On Apr 14, 2016
joseph1832:
Err well sometimes it gets the job done. Lol

Thats d dumbest reply of the month!

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Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by joseph1832(m): 2:53pm On Apr 14, 2016
Synnzu:


Sure I can handle a lil kinky. But I'd rather have the normal bang-bang-bang than waste time doing kinky stuff or role-playing... Or watever the Bleep it is these white people do. grin
Oh my. Never knew you're the breeze in breeze out kinda guy, takes away the fun and intimacy of the whole act, makes it a bore. grin
Re: True Confessions Of A Nairalander (Advice And Support Needed) by joseph1832(m): 2:56pm On Apr 14, 2016
Djailer:


Thats d dumbest reply of the month!
Why thank you. Its a plus when a wannabe Einstein fails to see the sense in very simple things. grin

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