Thanks Ifeleke

I will do it in your name

I love bankers. The control all this money and can't spend em. ha ha  ha.
sorry guys I'm just pissed up @ my dad for wasting a better part of his life working for UBA i totaly hate that bank.
in my growing years, I only saw him (sometimes) on sundays cos he comes home by 1pm and leaves by 4 in the morning.
b4 he retired from the STUPID bank as a manager, they have him one tokumbo official car.

when small boiz in technology firms are getting brand new cars, houses,

don't waste your life like my da* with these banks if you can, setup your wife (if married) and invest in one side biz regularly if not,
you'll endup riding KEKE marua like one of my dad's colleagues.  My dad is laughing at the guy butt,

if not that my mum was kinda stubborn and refused to stay at home idle and started her own business, we would have been WORSE.

"invest no matter how hard and you can sack your bank EARLY."

A good expository vezycash, thank you.

hi,bankers in d house,i wil like to know how to start ACAA and where to receive lectures,i stay in Ibadan

queen56:

hi,bankers in d house,i wil like to know how to start ACAA and where to receive lectures,i stay in Ibadan

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r u sure there's no weed in that bedroom of yours?

Hi friends, just got a job in a bank as a clearing operations officers. Please tel me wot clearing operations is all about.

funny what's the name of the bank where you got that job. They must be really dumb, imagine they didn't even brief you
on your duties. God help us who save money is that bank!

onopepo:

Hi friends, just got a job in a bank as a clearing operations officers. Please tel me wot clearing operations is all about.

clearing operations basically entails the transfer of funds(fiduciary transactions)from one bank to the other through the use of financial instruments(cheque,draft or M.C) with The CBN acting as regulators.
Now don't disgrace your bank,you will be trained on what to do.

Actually i know clearing is al about interbank settlement. Just wanna know how hectic clearing is compared 2 other unit and d risk involve. We actually went 4 training on banking generally. I think i can know more 4rm those who have experience in banking

stress can kill oooo!

the stress actually won't kill ya - it will jst be as fela says "suffering and smiling".

vezycash:

I love bankers. The control all this money and can't spend em. ha ha ha.
sorry guys I'm just pissed up @ my dad for wasting a better part of his life working for UBA i totaly hate that bank.
in my growing years, I only saw him (sometimes) on sundays cos he comes home by 1pm and leaves by 4 in the morning.
b4 he retired from the STUPID bank as a manager, they have him one tokumbo official car.

when small boiz in technology firms are getting brand new cars, houses,

don't waste your life like my da* with these banks if you can, setup your wife (if married) and invest in one side biz regularly if not,
you'll endup riding KEKE marua like one of my dad's colleagues. My dad is laughing at the guy butt,

if not that my mum was kinda stubborn and refused to stay at home idle and started her own business, we would have been WORSE.

"invest no matter how hard and you can sack your bank EARLY."

@vezycash,

I am so proud of your Mum, I bet she was not very popular with you guys back then with her 'stubborness' but the stubborness has lifted some stress off the family.

Hi House

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hi peeps,

This employment embargo thingy in most banks don tire me o. I've been trying to move to another bank for about 6 months now; na so so story. Who knows when this will be over? I really need a change; 3 yrs of doing thesame thing is killing my ability to think.

hey,big strong reliable in sa house,waduupp y'all,its punlic holidai and i'm still in the bank,9pm.

na vacancies den dey advertise for here

9ja

Hello good people

gbekumoyan:

hi peeps,

This employment embargo thingy in most banks don tire me o. I've been trying to move to another bank for about 6 months now; na so so story. Who knows when this will be over? I really need a change; 3 yrs of doing thesame thing is killing my ability to think.

so moving to another bank will solve this for you?
appraise urself and see if u have developed some other skillsets in the 3 years

wht professional exams have you completed?
if these are negatives, then a new job wouldnt necessarily negate the monotony ure suffering in your present place

that was a brilliant point dear poster. the entire economy aint stagnant, but dynamic. if for 3 years, u added no further qualification, i guess u may be left behind soon. u hav got to step up o!

tkb417:

so moving to another bank will solve this for you?
appraise urself and see if u have developed some other skillsets in the 3 years

wht professional exams have you completed?
if these are negatives, then a new job wouldnt necessarily negate the monotony ure suffering in your present place

Guyz this is tougher than you think o. I have an MBA from LBS and I'm also a chartered Accountant. It seems most employers are just not looking at CVs at the moment.
I can imagine what the unemployed are going through. Anywayz, e go beta. Thanks for your contribution

gbekumoyan:


Guyz this is tougher than you think o. I have an MBA from LBS and I'm also a chartered Accountant. It seems most employers are just not looking at CVs at the moment.
I can imagine what the unemployed are going through. Anywayz, e go beta. Thanks for your contribution

wow!
Associate i guess of the prestigious ICAN. hmmm cool
and u have MBA and ure sweating to swap ur job

what do you do presently at ur present place and what do you wanna do now?
i hope its not Operations sha?

please i am an accounting student presently in LAUTECH ogbomoso,i am in 300 level and i will soon observe my I.T and nowhere to do dat,can you guys help me out pls?.I'll be very greatful for a quick response. My email is akin_sola2002@yahoo.com THANK YOU

tkb417:

wow!
Associate i guess of the prestigious ICAN. hmmm cool
and u have MBA and ure sweating to swap your job

what do you do presently at your present place and what do you wanna do now?
i hope its not Operations sha?

Yeah, ICAN.
Risk management(credit control) is what i do now-a lot of documentation reviews
I'm thinking of financial analysis- stuffs involving calculations, figures and gving meaning to the numbers

gbekumoyan:

Yeah, ICAN.
Risk management(credit control) is what i do now-a lot of documentation reviews
I'm thinking of financial analysis- stuffs involving calculations, figures and gving meaning to the numbers

cool stuff. . .
sign up with CFA next year June.

That will usher you into the world of Financial analysis at its best.
Im also an Investment Banker with some experience in financial advisory, deal structuring and fundraising (debt,equity-public and private, mezannine) for like 4 years now.

Ill say its interesting and tasking and also rewarding.

so take on the CFA mandate and im sure u'll be glad afterwards

nice one!

tkb417:

cool stuff. . .
sign up with CFA next year June.

That will usher you into the world of Financial analysis at its best.
Im also an Investment Banker with some experience in financial advisory, deal structuring and fundraising (debt,equity-public and private, mezannine) for like 4 years now.

Ill say its interesting and tasking and also rewarding.

so take on the CFA mandate and im sure u'll be glad afterwards

nice one!

I hear the exam is very tough, that's why i've been running from it. Guess it might just bring the change i need. Thanks a lot, i'll give it some serious thoughts. Cheers!

Hi all, for those working in banks that had their MD sacked and replaced recently, i hope its not affecting the staffs. Is there any change in work enviroment, staff salary and so on?

Hi,

Im new to NairaLand and have been working in banking for 4 years (outside Nigeria). For the past 1 year, I have been in treasury operations (brokerage and investigation). What I need to find out is how relevant this sort of experience is in Naija, as I aim to give this a couple of years and then head home.

Regards,
Cicero.

cramsvill:

Hi all, for those working in banks that had their MD sacked and replaced recently, i hope its not affecting the staffs. Is there any change in work enviroment, staff salary and so on?

I know guys that works in Intercontinental and Oceanic. Intercontinental and oceanic did not pay their staff for the month of August and the pay was cut after it was received. The new MD of intercontinental said he was shocked to see how much the bank earmark on expenses every month, he said the bank can not obviously support the expenses. There are rumors that the bank plans on closing several branches.

stayin in the office till 10pm is not bankin, but termed "MODERN DAY SLAVERY". my bank is not that hostile. pls u guys should not be scared away frm banking, you make money and then live on loan. hahahahhaha. its stressful though, but rewarding. cheers!!