tchiwinnie:
Wow, soo good to know. We thank God for safe delivery. Our warmest regards to them

Thanks

missmalachi:


Mama abeg remove my name ooooo cos i never chop frog ooooo.

U dey fear...hehehe

Congrats HD16 n Adamudecowboy, God bless ur los.

Jummy04, welcome n congrats. May u carry to term n ur stay fruitful.

Happy New Month!!!

jummy004:


like seriously? how do i do dat?

Just drop your house addy, no need stressing ursef I'll come for it

sugah:


Naaah, I don kolobi simababe. Even if it means bribing her with dollars she dey gidigba for September

Zayneeeeee wot I does u #infalzvoice

I went for scan on Friday baby weight is 1.8kg, head is down, placenta is posterior. Is the baby weight good at 33weeks?
Cos the heaviness am feeling is too much, my legs are heavy and painful infact my bump is big bt I give God d glory ....
Congrat HD16 it shall be well with ur household!!!!
#teamJuneForExtremeSupernaturalDelivery#

ozycy:



Gaily04, no drop that your long list here today again o, na everytime you dey do roll call? Infact, roll call should be once in a week no vex you hear if after all this your ginger, your team doesn't win best team of the year eh

Ahh mama, that's not fair na, na as d babies dey come wey dey update the list o. We will surely try our best.

OK! I don come with anoda one, but this one no be laughing matter... I don Google taya, I'm seeing different things, so I decided to bring it here, especially to the experienced mommas...


I had some mild menstrual-like cramps on the left part of my lower waist last night. It was very mild, but it's a bit stronger today and has moved up a little, towards my back... But it's still on the left part of my waist...

I'm getting scared... I'm just 32weeks...
Someone please tell me there's nothing to be scared of... I'm not ready for this bubba yet...

@Gaily04, weldone. Thanks for checking on Mr. We are fine. Just. That I can sleep like say I just get the bellee.

@Ozycy, na everyday we go dey take roll call, @Gaily, if she talk again, make am twice. A day. #noonefitkillourswag! Wink.

Now am so so anxious to to them. The day draweth nigh (king James student).

Thank God for the month of May, all May mamas, I wish everyone of us supernatural delivery in Jesus name.

Just like the egytians midwives testify of the Hebrew women, so shall our Drs and nurses testify of us in Jesus name. Exodus 1:19.

Seamless deliveries.

@Tyconcept, may your mum's soul RIP. It is well. Be strong for your siblings.

@HD16, congrats. God bless your home.

@All the ewa agoyin cravers, hope una body don come down now after eating it? Mine was garri and cold water (with block inside it), I drank it yesterday and begin to beg hubby to take it with me that it's too sweet. Drank the chilled water and was like when a woman reaches org....

Greeting everyone, nice week ahead.

Who is December class captain? How much is my dues!

@Enkaydewdrop, it is well with you. I really do not think there is an issue. Throughout this preggy I experienced mentrual like cramps, the explanation I was given - uterine expansion. The more baby grows the more your uterus expand and that cause mild cramps.

However, it is advised you stay calm and consult your doctor for checks.

I know our medical mamas will talk to you soon.

Be calm, ok.

@HumbledbyGrace, where are you now? My co epistle writer.

Many new names here, una welcome o. Safe delivery I pray for you all. Wey the seniors wey shake this thread #TeamOctober to #TeamMarch? Or is there another thread for new born baby? Vigilante no be here o, that's why I no current again though una no as' of me

@olubankemi, welcome back, pls take it easy with the sleep.
Welcome to all newbies, happy bumping.

Happy workers' day all.

Congrats HD16 on ur BBB. Awaiting ur uninteresting BS

Congrats Aghaibiam and Jummy004. Happy bumping.

Aghaibiam, you should be team January and the very first team January 2017 here

May mamas, safe delivery to u all

Adorablewifey -Till we get posting letter.
Besea
Deyoola
Ebony13
Firstymum
Godmother
Iomoge2
Jumayin
Jummy004
LadyMessi
Missade
Moskidarl
Oshey01
Phummy1821
Rejoice03
Sweetrie
Twogreatnations

#TeamNovemberForSupernaturalPregnancyAndDelivery.
We shall all carry to term in Jesus name.

Let's welcome our new teamy, Jummy004.
Send ya 100liters of fuel to Zaynie Mama.

soonest:



Aghaibiam, you should be team January and the very first team January 2017 here

March lmp should be December EDD now, right?

Modified: baby calculator says January 5th EDD.

Oya Aghaibiam i hereby bestow upon you the role of team January 2017 class captain

enkaydewdrop:
OK! I don come with anoda one, but this one no be laughing matter... I don Google taya, I'm seeing different things, so I decided to bring it here, especially to the experienced mommas...


I had some mild menstrual-like cramps on the left part of my lower waist last night. It was very mild, but it's a bit stronger today and has moved up a little, towards my back... But it's still on the left part of my waist...

I'm getting scared... I'm just 32weeks...
Someone please tell me there's nothing to be scared of... I'm not ready for this bubba yet...

Dnt worry just relax. U r almost there.

simababe:


Just drop your house addy, no need stressing ursef I'll come for it

Weldone o.....you want to dey corner my customers now bah?


Aghaibiam, my dear....come this way ojere.
Welcome to the Preggy Thread and have a fruitful and healthy pregnancy.
According to LMP, your due date is Jan 5th.
So you are the baby of the house, respect your Snrs o and pay your dues. to ME!

sugah:
Welcome aghaibiam.
You are team December by your lmp.

Zaynie customer don come *side eyes* I wan join your government.... Lemme be assisting you collect dues

@sugah,u just took d word out of my mouth,let me b assisting u Mama Zaynie,atleast I'm a gud assistance,ask dh he wil tel u ..me I canocoman b watching u get rich alone

Ah so no be only me dis carpel tunnel they disturb. To carry baby na war.

Abeg make una answer me. Postnatal get anything to do with rashes and boil? The thing the show me shege.

Ahnie and tyconcept , make ins take heart.

enkaydewdrop:
Wow... Just yesterday, and I have 5 pages to read...

My sisters, I see Oba yesterday oh. Carpal's tunnel showed me shege... I couldn't lift my phone to type at all... I just dump my phone for one corner, dey look am. All the bandage wey I use no just help at all, instead it was making my hand swell... It is well with me oh...

In other news, I received my ewa agonyin, but the pain in my wrists no let me concentrate enjoy am... But I don chop am... And I go still chop am again... Hehehe...

Aya let me go back and read the pages I missed...
Which page I dey sef...?

I missed all of you... Who missed me?

Cc: enkaydewdrop
It might b Braxton Hicks,during my tym,e show me shege,I used to call it Tony braxton ,dnt worry,its prepn u 4Lo,enjoy it

Beyedew,Sugah, Simababe.....una wan start ThreadWar2 abi?
I yamm jejely collecting the money o.
I dont need help
I am ogbologbo in Maths
I can calculate very well
Una tank you.
Oya go back to your seats o




All Newbies, beware of impostors.
If it is not Zaynie, it can never be Zaynie.....open your ees before you release that keg of petrol o.

#WearingMyFightingShorts

beyedew:



@sugah,u just took d word out of my mouth,let me b assisting u Mama Zaynie,atleast I'm a gud assistance,ask dh he wil tel u ..me I canocoman b watching u get rich alone

Hian!!!! What can fa? Why are you trying to knock my runs na? You remember say assistant work dey because I mention am abi?

Zaynie Zaynie I am loyal to your government. Although na the dollars side of dues I go dey collect

zaynie:
Beyedew,Sugah, Simababe.....una wan start ThreadWar2 abi?
I yamm jejely collecting the money o.
I dont need help
I am ogbologbo in Maths
I can calculate very well
Una tank you.
Oya go back to your seats o




All Newbies, beware of impostors.
If it is not Zaynie, it can never be Zaynie.....open your ees before you release that keg of petrol o.

#WearingMyFightingShorts

@zaynie, u neva anything, dis wan go pass our own.

@Lioha, mine is Ezcema ooo. All my back is full of it. Ayaff use funbact- A, use tribact, d tin no gree go oo.

zaynie:
Beyedew,Sugah, Simababe.....una wan start ThreadWar2 abi?
I yamm jejely collecting the money o.
I dont need help
I am ogbologbo in Maths
I can calculate very well
Una tank you.
Oya go back to your seats o




All Newbies, beware of impostors.
If it is not Zaynie, it can never be Zaynie.....open your ees before you release that keg of petrol o.

#WearingMyFightingShorts

Ahhhhhhh ,e neva reachi lyki dati ooooo,I jst wanna help, u knw,even if na to help u count am while u press ya calculator to mk sure say wetin I count e correcti!!! U no gree 4 dat one too

Oya mk I just collect d next 1,just 1,u no gree too ??

Aunty,u stingy oooo(in comedian Emmanuela's voice)...
Comot d short biko.

sugah:


Hian!!!! What can fa? Why are you trying to knock my runs na? You remember say assistant work dey because I mention am abi?

Zaynie Zaynie I am loyal to your government. Although na the dollars side of dues I go dey collect

There z luv in sharing my sister

Welcome to all new preggy mommas,happy bumping.

Waddling mommas,u wil soon hv ur LO(s) in ur hands n u wil b amazed dat u were given d opportunity to birth dem,I soooo luv dia crunchy faces n dia tiny feet,it tickles me so.

God bles u all n kip u,esp in dis heat

#side-eyes Sugah......you dey even select.....dollars.... . .....dollars wey be like electricity now, very scarce .


Lioha and Talltosyne, una remember when una follow dey drag bah? Now postnatal ish dey deal with una. Shebi una don see wetin I use tale senior you now .
Out of the goodness of my heart sha......water.
Water.....bath regularly....as in even if its just to shower like 6 times daily. And drink lots of water.
Drinking water flushes your system and dilutes whatever is in there.
After birth, all the water you retained in pregnancy is lost via wee and sweat ( mostly sweat), add dat to the sweat from heat. You dont want that sticking to your skin all day. Also leaking boobies can make bm stick on your skin.
Get a soothing / medicated shower gel and shower, shower, shower. Since you are home all day, you may want to go easy on lotions and creams too.
After 3 days, if it persists, then see your Dr.

beyedew:


There z luv in sharing my sister

When the zaynie nor gree share the national Cake sef. *whispers* She just stingy like African leaders...Weda we go begin plan Arab revolution for NL untop her matter sef*

Zaynie Zaynie im still loyal to your government

iomoge2:
Before the May mama's take over
Let me wish the whole team November happy new month.

The God we serve would keep us and our LO to term.
Love u all.

Adorablewifey -Till we get posting letter.
Besea
Deyoola
Ebony13
Firstymum
Godmother
Iomoge2
Jumayin
LadyMessi
Missade
Moskidarl
Oshey01
Phummy1821
Rejoice03
Sweetrie
Twogreatnations

#TeamNovemberForSupernaturalPregnancyAndDelivery.
We shall all carry to term in Jesus name.

Other mama's, we love u too.

Ameeeeen o! @teamie, team November all the way

Okay people, because it won't even be fair to owe an uninteresting birth story, lemme quickly drop it

Was sleeping and felt mild contraction. Thought it was because my bladder as full and I decided go pee as I had heard it relieves braxton hicks contractions. After peeing I wiped and saw blood! That how the whole drama began. I didn't even think for once it was 'show'. All the bad bad things I've read on google about bleeding during pregnancy including placenta detaching flashed before me. Na so I enter panic mode.

I called my doctor and put the fear of God in him until he eventually said I should meet him at the hospital. When I arrived the hospital, he checked and said 3cm dilated. They come and ask me that on the scale of 1-10, what's the threshold of my pain? I come and ambitiously say 3 because I have a lot of faith That's how my doctor said its a lie that I'm on a minus 0 level sef and he knows how hard doing a vaginal examination on me is They sha agreed to watch and see.

One hour later the nurse came and attempted to do VE, Na dia katakata burst as I no allow am oh. That how my doctor said 'I told you so'. Hebrew women in the house without epidural, I hail una...

My doctor said getting an epidural early is good cos when it's time for the active phase of labour, pushing, the drug would have started wearing out a little and I will be able to feel the urge to push. It happened exactly this way for me. I was eventually given epidural, Na so I just dey lounge, logged into YouTube and started watching all the movies on my list. They kept on coming to check and monitoring my contractions.

Eight hours after going into the hospital, I had my bouncing baby boy!

That is the end of my story people!
It has ended in praise!! So shall it be for all remaining bumping mamas. Amen.

sugah:


When the zaynie nor gree share the national Cake sef. *whispers* She just stingy like African leaders...Weda we go begin plan Arab revolution for NL untop her matter sef*

Zaynie Zaynie im still loyal to your government

Ha!!!!
People of this world!
Right in front me!!!