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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by Nobody: 2:22am On May 04, 2016
Zombies APC heldmen

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by Slimchase(m): 2:40am On May 04, 2016
Abeg ! Leave dirty for Lawma........
This Lie-Lie man don come again with his wacked ideology, old age is really telling on him tho.
APC = All Progressive Confussionists

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by nbright: 2:50am On May 04, 2016
lawydewy:
Tourism is the highest revenue in Tunisia today.

Nigerians are known for criticisms. I believe 90% will criticise him.


But there is truth in what he said.

Creativity is the key.

some Nigerians are so wicked to the extent they don't want good for their country
.

And they will not know peace in their life.....

you better repent!!!!!!
@first bolded, didn't you criticize the former administration? secondly, asking us to dress and UnCloth masquerade as a means of employment is bad. This government is a joke, a big joke.

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by playtheblues(f): 3:24am On May 04, 2016
The APC-led Government is so clueless it is not even funny.

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by corperscorner: 3:29am On May 04, 2016
Oloriburuku Minister....

Always mocking Nigerians with distasteful jokes about silly employment opportunities..

I'm sure after saying that....he went to a corner of his office to do this grin grin grin

Werey jati jati

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by vanfem: 3:58am On May 04, 2016
gbese re o!

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by Nobody: 4:03am On May 04, 2016
lawydewy:



How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/fire
you)
Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside box.....
When you see your environment,you will create avenues for
food.
Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in a
year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make
money.
Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays
and dance,traditional modelling
(you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or
elephant walk if she is fat).
Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries.
Your children can give symposiums or poems,I will clap
and drop something.
That will get he/she note books for a term.
Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water,
while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks.
Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you
people in the bush.
Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner.
Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the
gate.
All these people are doing something,instead of poke
nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing.
While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax and
flex away troubled system of hard work.


Bros,so after 4 years of school which is 5 for some and 7 for others....you will now start working as a professional masquerade,can you hear yourself...even if its joblessness,bro I refuse to be that stupid,haba angry...can this idiot lai Mohammed wish this for his kids....the man is just an ugly old fool,I hope You're not like him

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by Ayatullah(m): 4:37am On May 04, 2016
philGeo:
God what wrong have we done as a Country for giving us A.P.C?

Because GEJ and his Gang members have beaten you to a state of comma that no medicine under planet earth can cure you other than the potent APC Tablet Party!
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by greatbrian(m): 4:44am On May 04, 2016
lawydewy:
Tourism is the highest revenue in Tunisia today.

Nigerians are known for criticisms. I believe 90% will criticise him.

But there is truth in what he said.

Creativity is the key.

some Nigerians are so wicked to the extent they don't want good for their country.

And they will not know peace in their life.....

you better repent!!!!!!
Its easy. Go to your village and join the village masquerade team like he said......…..... And come back here to spill ur trash. Sycophant

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by Ayatullah(m): 4:50am On May 04, 2016
stobery:
thunder fire you lai mohammed grin

Stobery take it easy, better become a masquerade now and get a thousand men serving you or keep quiet forever and stop parading government offices with envelopes loaded with Applications and CVs.
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by naijaking1: 4:55am On May 04, 2016
Omoakinsuyi:
The old man has lost touch with reality

I would have agreed entirely, but the closer reality is that his government came into office totally unprepared to govern, provide neither security, nor jobs.
So 1 year later, the spokesman has no clue what's involved in governing. He did well as an opposition mudslinger, but to start creating jobs, maintaining a healthy economy, and protecting us from Fulani herdsmen, they have no CLUE!
It's not possible, and as possible as asking a chicken to urinate!!!!

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by mikolo80: 5:25am On May 04, 2016
EgusiSoup:
undecided

What did Nigerians do to deserve this?
voting for rice. pdp o not apc (they just following the low bar that ppl set before them?
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by Adesiji77: 5:27am On May 04, 2016
@Topic: Being past 5am, I tried to suppress the laughter but I just couldn't grin grin grin grin

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by compoundcc: 5:27am On May 04, 2016
[size=28pt]Yoruba cultural troope most come out every Saturday, For yorubaland to develop




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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by mikolo80: 5:31am On May 04, 2016
jmichlins:
From making pencils in the next 4yrs to masquerade this administration has the most stup!d job creation ideas. Next election is not far we are close to the first year
at least they have ideas. 7 million ppl visit South Africa and spend on Airlines hotels food and souvenirs. what did pdp do for the last 50 yrs
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by naijaking1: 5:43am On May 04, 2016
mikolo80:
at least they have ideas. 7 million ppl visit South Africa and spend on Airlines hotels food and souvenirs. what did pdp do for the last 50 yrs

Na when a new government has no idea how to make progress and go forward that they always look backward and blame the past.
Remember when candidate Buhari promised youth employment? It's clear now that the man and his government no get any idea how to create jobs at all; talkless, well paying jobs.
You can't refute this if you do, I 'll bet you.
Instead, you will blame, GEJ, OBJ, Yardua, Shonekan, Abacha, IBB, Buhari, Shagari, Gowon, Ironsi, Tafawa---->down to Lord Lugard.
Can't you do better?

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by phemmie06(m): 5:45am On May 04, 2016
lawydewy:


How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/fire you)
Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside box.....

When you see your environment,you will create avenues for food.

Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in a year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make money.

Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays and dance,traditional modelling


(you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or elephant walk if she is fat).

Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries.


Your children can give symposiums or poems,I will clap and drop something.

That will get he/she note books for a term.

Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water,

while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks.

Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you people in the bush.

Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner.

Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the gate.

All these people are doing something,instead of poke nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing.

While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax and flex away troubled system of hard work.

Oga creativity, na you hunger de disturb. Answer my question, what will happen to your employees after the masquerade festival? I guess you and your minister of masquerade are trying to breed potential beggars or thugs in order to use them as tools for 2019

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by lawydewy(m): 5:48am On May 04, 2016
greatbrian:

Its easy. Go to your village and join the village masquerade team like he said......…..... And come back here to spill ur trash. Sycophant

Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or heritage. Some familyno matter how rich you are,you must do it atleast once.

How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/
fire
you)
Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside
box.....
When you see your environment,you will create avenues
for
food.
Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in
a
year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make
money.
Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays
and dance,traditional modelling
(you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or
elephant walk if she is fat).
Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries.
Your children can give symposiums or poems,I will clap
and drop something.
That will get he/she note books for a term.
Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water,
while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks.
Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you
people in the bush.
Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner.
Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the
gate.
All these people are doing something,instead of poke
nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing.
While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax
and
flex away troubled system of hard work.
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by lawydewy(m): 5:57am On May 04, 2016
jeytee:



Bros,so after 4 years of school which is 5 for some and 7 for others....you will now start working as a professional masquerade,can you hear yourself...even if its joblessness,bro I refuse to be that stupid,haba angry...can this idiot lai Mohammed wish this for his kids....the man is just an ugly old fool,I hope You're not like him


Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or heritage. Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it atleast once.

It avenue for others market their goods and services.

Is it your family heritage (Masquerade)?

Your go dance Davido song when enter the costume.
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by lawydewy(m): 6:00am On May 04, 2016
nbright:
@first bolded, didn't you criticize the former administration? secondly, asking us to dress and UnCloth masquerade as a means of employment is bad. This government is a joke, a big joke.



Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or heritage.

Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it atleast once.

If is not your family heritage,then market and sell your goods and services in the avenue.



How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/
fire
you)
Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside
box.....
When you see your environment,you will create avenues
for
food.
Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in
a
year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make
money.
Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays
and dance,traditional modelling
(you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or
elephant walk if she is fat).
Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries.
Your children can give symposiums or poems,I will clap
and drop something.
That will get he/she note books for a term.
Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water,
while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks.
Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you
people in the bush.
Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner.
Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the
gate.
All these people are doing something,instead of poke
nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing.
While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax
and
flex away troubled system of hard work.
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by lawydewy(m): 6:04am On May 04, 2016
greatbrian:

Its easy. Go to your village and join the village masquerade team like he said......…..... And come back here to spill ur trash. Sycophant


Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or
heritage.
Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it
atleast once.
How you will think outside the box(When hungry sama/
fire
you)
Your brain=Box. Your open eyes are seeing outside
box.....
When you see your environment,you will create avenues
for
food.
Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in
a
year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make
money.
Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays
and dance,traditional modelling
(you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or
elephant walk if she is fat).
Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries.
Your children can give symposiums or poems,I will clap
and drop something.
That will get he/she note books for a term.
Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water,
while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks.
Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you
people in the bush.
Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner.
Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the
gate.
All these people are doing something,instead of poke
nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing.
While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax
and
flex away troubled system of hard work.
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by EgusiSoup: 6:09am On May 04, 2016
freecocoa:
grin grin

E reach to ask.

Chai freecocoa so you are still on Nairaland kiss

Very soon all these APC e-diots will be told to wear masquerade cloth and dance on the street as a way to create jobs!

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by mikolo80: 6:10am On May 04, 2016
naijaking1:


Na when a new government has no idea how to make progress and go forward that they always look backward and blame the past.
Remember when candidate Buhari promised youth employment? It's clear now that the man and his government no get any idea how to create jobs at all; talkless, well paying jobs.
You can't refute this if you do, I 'll bet you.
Instead, you will blame, GEJ, OBJ, Yardua, Shonekan, Abacha, IBB, Buhari, Shagari, Gowon, Ironsi, Tafawa---->down to Lord Lugard.
Can't you do better?
bet you sef did you believe he had a magic wand. I just wanted pdp out. at least we can have respite from pdp for 4 years. and enjoy watching them squirm in efcc net .and if we are truly lucky Audu ogbeh and fashola will not fall our hand. (far fetched but I de pray) but seriously I believe the competition BTW both parties will force them to '''bribe''' voters with dividends of democracy (hopefully tractors and cottage industries instead of rice) patapata anything was is and will always be better than pdp even tinubu as crooked as he is
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by kunyeo(m): 6:10am On May 04, 2016
EgusiSoup:
undecided

What did Nigerians do to deserve this?

To deserve what?
He is merely speaking metaphorically. What is wrong in packaging and branding our festivals to attract tourists,? You dont just come here and cast aspersions on an idea just because you don't like the face.
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by mikolo80: 6:12am On May 04, 2016
naijaking1:


Na when a new government has no idea how to make progress and go forward that they always look backward and blame the past.
Remember when candidate Buhari promised youth employment? It's clear now that the man and his government no get any idea how to create jobs at all; talkless, well paying jobs.
You can't refute this if you do, I 'll bet you.
Instead, you will blame, GEJ, OBJ, Yardua, Shonekan, Abacha, IBB, Buhari, Shagari, Gowon, Ironsi, Tafawa---->down to Lord Lugard.
Can't you do better?
BTW do you know how to create jobs, (just in case you become president governor or lga chairman by mistake ) talk is cheap
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by lawydewy(m): 6:16am On May 04, 2016
phemmie06:

Oga creativity, na you hunger de disturb. Answer my question, what will happen to your employees after the masquerade festival? I guess you and your minister of masquerade are trying to breed potential beggars or thugs in order to use them as tools for 2019

Masquerade display and others events can be created at tourism and cultural centers during the weekend.



Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or
heritage.
Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it
atleast once.


If it is your family tradition, you better go better go dance davido.

I will come and watch you and drop something for you my bro.
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by naijaking1: 6:18am On May 04, 2016
mikolo80:
bet you sef did you believe he had a magic wand. I just wanted pdp out. at least we can have respite from pdp for 4 years. and enjoy watching them squirm in efcc net .and if we are truly lucky Audu ogbeh and fashola will not fall our hand. (far fetched but I de pray) but seriously I believe the competition BTW both parties will force them to '''bribe''' voters with dividends of democracy (hopefully tractors and cottage industries instead of rice) patapata anything was is and will always be better than pdp even tinubu as crooked as he is

Yes. GEJ was not up to it.
But Buhari, apart from blaming GEJ for everything, and rounding up his political opponents and long list of personal enemies, what else has he achieved

A. Security?
B. Employment?
C. Economy?
D. NEPA?
E. Banking, finance?
F. Better roads/airports?
G. Education?
I. Blaming GEF?

Choose all that apply.
Now you can see that Buhari has no clue to achieve all of the above except one!

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by lawydewy(m): 6:19am On May 04, 2016
asuustrike2009:

Maybe you can act as a masquerade instead . Must we promote masquerade because of culture? Are there no other means


Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or
heritage.
Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it
atleast once.


If it is your family tradition, you better go better go dance davido.

I will come and watch you and drop something for you my bro.
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by phemmie06(m): 6:22am On May 04, 2016
lawydewy:


Masquerade display and others events can be created at tourism and cultural centers during the weekend.



Some people is there family's tradition (masquerade) or
heritage.
Some family no matter how rich you are,you must do it
atleast once.


If it is your family tradition, you better go better go dance davido.

I will come and watch you and drop something for you my bro.
You're talking off point, after your ojuju festival is over what will happen to your employees, or I suggest you read your minister's comments. Stop being a blindfolded supporter, remove the veil from your eyes

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Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by persius555(m): 6:23am On May 04, 2016
The irony is that most of those who mock and crucify lai mohammed's comment will be the first to apply for a place in the ministry of culture and tourism.
The same way almost a million nigerians applied for just the available 10,000 police jobs, despite the fact that we nigerians hate the average policeman on the street.
I keep saying, i dont fear for the impacts that our past leaders have left, but the youth's mentality is what worries me.
When i hear comments by the supposed future leaders, it worries me what future the country has.
There is a need for nationwide re-orientation of our youths.
Too many are negative minded. Too many have given up on niggeria. Very few of our youthe are ready to take on the responsibility of rebuilding this country.
I fear for the future.
Re: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by Kennitrust(m): 6:29am On May 04, 2016
Somebody help me shout: ERROR!

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