To commemorate this year children's day, let's share d funniest/most hilarious questions a child ever asked u from their pure curious heart.

The most hilarious question my kid sister ever asked me when I hugged my mum was: why are u hugging my mom, is she your mum also?

on my way

My Aunt's son, who was three years at the time, saw a pix of my Uncle and I and then asked "Mammi, who is this?" "My Uncle" I replied. "Is he loving you?" I couldn't stop laughing.

So many, how many do I even remember.

There was a time one of my kids who was about three years old then, asked me, after finishing his homework........ mummy, won't you do your homework too, if you don't, aunty will beat you o.

I've shared this once here on NL



When I was heavily pregnant with my second child.
We just finished eating. My first born was a little above two then. He looked at my stomach and asked.......The conversation went like this......

son: mummy, why is your stomach big like this?

daddy: Baby is inside.

son: How did the baby get inside?

daddy: Your mummy will answer that.

son: mummy, how did the baby get into your stomach.

Me: Your daddy put it there.
Son: daddy, is that true?

daddy: son, do you want ice cream, if yes, let's go to Mr Biggs.

That was how he was distracted from the conversation.




He's a big boy now. He understand everything concerning conception and delivery now

AM NOT A PARENT BUT I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A CHILD, ONE DAY MY DAD WAS TALKING ABOUT OUR NEIGBOUR THAT HAD MANY CHILDREN AND HIS WIFE WAS ALSO PREGNANT THEN, THAT WAS HOW I ASKED MY DAD HOW HUSBAND AND WIFE MAKE NEW BABY. MY DAD DIDNT REPLY, HE JUST SMILED.

My niece

Dad, when will you be richer than Bill Gates?

6 years later...

Son: Dad, what is PDP
Me: PDP used to be a party in Nigeria until they appointed Alimodu sheriff as their national chairman..

My 4 year old sister was looking at our dog breathing with its mouth open and she asked me, Why is he SMILING?. ......can neva forget dat day.

.my son said daddy did u miss gej .?



daddy why do APC like lying ??

I'm quoting ooo
My friend said: "My brother asked my mum when my sister was born “Can we put her back, I want a brother!”"

My lil boy said " Daddy, is it true our President and Minister of Information still wear diapers? I said "Na Fayose go answer that oo. No be my mouth dem go hear say teacher mama na witch

Uncle, why is it that I always hear you talk of Buhari, who is he? Is he your friend

I said his one old confused man like that!

My younger bro asked my dad...
Daddy dox pple when them born on 29th of february when dem go celebrate their birthday if e b say d folowing year no get 29th 4 calendar.

Do u knw what my dad said?






















Nothing. He didn't say anything.

jopretty:
My Aunt's son, who was three years at the time, saw a pix of my Uncle and I and then asked "Mammi, who is this?" "My Uncle" I replied. "Is he loving you?" I couldn't stop laughing.

Are you sure he is your real uncle? hmmmm

My boy is a talkative

He asks and talks all the time

Lemi Fink

Then choke can't remember jare... Daddy but if u where always carrying 1st how come we a are not rich

i remember when my aunt gave birth to her second child and her first born ask her where she bought the babay

i remember when my aunt gave birth to her second child and her first born ask her where she bought the baby

where nlder sef

DrChukzy:


Are you he is your real uncle? hmmmm

let me ask my Dad who his younger brother is to us..wait I'm coming.

My niece - why did my mum tell me to always put Aunty before calling your name - isn't your name Omotayor

My little sister age 4 was on mid term break when I was about to leave for work, she asked "Uncle are u going to work, I said yes. Greet your TEACHER for me o. As I always tell her when she is leaving for school.

A child asking the mum.

Child : why is mum stomach so big like a ball.

Mum : it's a baby that's in there. child became curious.
Child : how did the baby get there? did you swallow the baby?

Daddy, can ojuju (unseen masquerade usually used to scare below teens) beat u?

My son of almost three years once asked me: daddy how are u? I said I'm fine. He said no say I'm cool. I was just wondering who thought him such a thing.

Can snake fly?