when my cousin decided to add dettol to the water meant for drinking...

i was like...

My nephew asked what plans I have for him.I was shocked and the next he said was,"I know your plans,you want to kill me"

I couldn't stop laughing at the way he said it but I realised why he said that.

Uncle why did I miss all the assignments you did for me?



Me: your teacher doesn't know anything, tell him to do the corrections for you tomorrow

Chap: My uncle know book more than you that is why he is uncle


Me: Koni dafun tisha e ati eni to ni school yin papo!




But tiz bn long sha, I was a secondary schl student den.

My 4yrs baby saw me using pad after bathing... D next day afta bathing He quickly gave me a pad frm d trowley and said mummy "take ur pampers" lol

children ehn, this 3yrs old neighbour(joy) saw a photo of my elder sister standing in front of her birthday cake on her first year birthday, with tears in her eyes,(probabbly cos of th crowd)after staring at it for few seconds(apparently puzzled)she then asked me "uncle why is this baby crying na? sebi there is cake in her front".

luckynzo:
One day in 2004, the whole family including my mum were seated in the sitting room waiting for a Super Eagles match to start,
A Gold Circle advert was being aired on AIT.
My ten year old brother turned to my twenty year old elder sister and ignorantly asked 'Sister, what is Gold Circle'?
The whole room went silent.

That kind silence buhahahahahaha

My little cousin(age 4) knew my brother's name as bro Sule, so one day her mum told her dat's ur cousin pointing to my brother, when her mum left she now said ''sebi ur name is brother sule'' my brother said yes, she now said ''and mummy said ur name is cousin'' lol.

When we were young, my dad's friends came to visit him n wen he was seeing dem off my little brother(age 3) ran after him and said ''daddy daddy!'' my dad said what! he now said ''buy wife for me'' my dad said common! go back... dey now laughed with his friends. i know say for their mind dem go say omo dis ur pikin eh.. lol

ajebuter:
My baby girl saw me one day putting menstrual pad on and she asked me:

Is that slice-bread?!

I not fit stop laughing till date...

U for give am make im add butter

FTBOY:
no children yet but i remember asking my dad why my sister doesn't have a dick like me. that was the day he stopped us from taking our bath together..

Lol.... so na ur sister toto u dey look abi?

Fialm:
I was watching music on Hiptv with my four years old son and dancing,all of a sudden he said mummy y can't u remove ur clothes and dance with BRA and PANT.I can't stop laughing anytime I remember this. Seriously children are blessing to us be it their parents or any adult figure in the family.

So did u later dance with ur pant and bra?

jibola22:
My 4yrs baby saw me using pad after bathing... D next day afta bathing He quickly gave me a pad frm d trowley and said mummy "take ur pampers" lol

Hahahahaha

I culd remeber wen ma dad was traveling to ondo. So he told my baby sister wah he shld get for him wen cuming bak. She jux said she wants ondo

Make some of una dey lie on top pikin o.... There 'eleda' is watching u. Lol

I once remember travelling with my niece she was very young then, she ask her mum this question :mummy where does road end? the mum replied why do u ask that? she replied, we have been travelling everything and i have never seen anywhere where people say road ends here.

My mum finished speaking with her mum on the phone, not knowing my little sister heard the conversation, after the call, she came and said "so mummy you have a mummy?"

Funniest question.

I remember one time I was with a friend (Paul) and his twin daughters so they were watching one Barbie movie, Paul asked them what do they learn from watching such movies. Then the kids were silent and asked him, dad 've you seen fast and furious? Paul said yes, which of the seasons as in feeling like someone who has seen season 7, the kids asked him what does he learn from watching such movies?
I tear laugh eh..the guy was so embarassed..

Bigvirus:
My aunty's son ask his mum as i quote " mummy was it God that created water bottle?"

you right, Kids ask alot of questions like this

My wife car was bad and she couldn't go with it
to pick my girl who was 4 years then. As they were coming and her mum was about paying a Taxi that conveyed them my daughter asked y did she wants to pay? She said that daddy don't use to collect money whenever he picks people. Because she has seen me on different occasion picking students along her way to school to my office.

I was mixing some paints when my 2yrs plus boy came around...
the ground was little bit messed up.
This happened.

Son : daddy see (pointing to the mess on the tiles)
Me: what
Son : pupu
Me: who pupu?
Son: is you daddy, go toilet , go toilet.
Then he ran away shouting, 'mummy mummy , daddy has pupu o.

I was just smiling.

greatgod2012:
I've shared this once here on NL



When I was heavily pregnant with my second child.
We just finished eating. My first born was a little above two then. He looked at my stomach and asked.......The conversation went like this......

son: mummy, why is your stomach big like this?

daddy: Baby is inside.

son: How did the baby get inside?

daddy: Your mummy will answer that.

son: mummy, how did the baby get into your stomach.

Me: Your daddy put it there.
Son: daddy, is that true?

daddy: son, do you want ice cream, if yes, let's go to Mr Biggs.

That was how he was distracted from the conversation.




He's a big boy now. He understand everything concerning conception and delivery now

hey!!! Fraud!! Why didn't u answer d question?

luckynzo:
One day in 2004, the whole family including my mum were seated in the sitting room waiting for a Super Eagles match to start,
A Gold Circle advert was being aired on AIT.
My ten year old brother turned to my twenty year old elder sister and ignorantly asked 'Sister, what is Gold Circle'?
The whole room went silent.

I asked exactly the same question when I was younger during that advert when the whole family was together and got exactly the same response.

My 3 year old daughter has never seen me tie two wrappers, on this particular day, hubby and I had a function and the dress code was two wrappers, , when she saw me come out from the room she was surprised and this conversation ensued :

Claire: are u a mama ?
Me: No
Claire: are u a mummy
Me: YES
...and she smiled and waked away


To her, "a mama is an aged women that ties two wrappers I.e grandmother , while a mummy is a young woman that wears only skirts and gowns

My 2yr old cousin was crying so I was lik Justice stop crying I'll make Golden morn 4 u Eyah! All a sudden he asked mi Anty Beulah what is Eyah? I wan laff die

my lil sis saw me holding a pack of always and asked for its use, i just told the it contains sliced bread and the picture of the droplets she's seeing is raw egg that you fry for the bread and i pointed to something and said it was titus canned fish and tea. she asked if she could eat i told her its for adult, you need to see the look on her face. the next day she saw it she said '' you did not fry the egg yesterday"

When my dad died and my son said ' he has not eaten. When will he eat?'

jibola22:
My 4yrs baby saw me using pad after bathing... D next day afta bathing He quickly gave me a pad frm d trowley and said mummy "take ur pampers" lol

Lol. Funny. Kids can be so smart.

Nawa4nl:
My Son asked: Has the west forgotten how to plant cocoa?

Next he asked: Does the North still build those marvelous groundnut pyramids?

Well your guess is as good as mine.

But we go find out soon.

grow up seems u dont av anything to do with ur life,very soon u will start to dey drink that ur oil,and remeber other region are discovering oil now very soon u and ur oil will be useless as if they can govern themselves

jopretty:
let me ask my Dad who his younger brother is to us..wait I'm coming.

technical reply.....bravo

justicejay:

Uhmmm if care is not taking that boy gonna enter yahoo and even add plus

haha i tell u o

FTBOY:
no children yet but i remember asking my dad why my sister doesn't have a dick like me. that was the day he stopped us from taking our bath together..

i remember dis exact comment frm a similar post last year

Fialm:
I was watching music on Hiptv with my four years old son and dancing,all of a sudden he said mummy y can't u remove ur clothes and dance with BRA and PANT.I can't stop laughing anytime I remember this. Seriously children are blessing to us be it their parents or any adult figure in the family.

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i suspect dt boy o. dt was how s lil baby boy had an erection sucking his mummys nipple o. na so naija don spoy reach sir

I and my daughter passed a group of angry politicians whose candidate lost an election and the following discussion took place.
Daughter- why are this people's face like this?
I- they are angry.
Daughter- why are they angry?
I- there candidate lost an election.
Daughter- wow! Who are they?
I- you are disturbing me, its APC.
Daughter- she laughed out loud and said 'Angry Peoples Congress'.
I couldn't help it but laugh along,
Children of these days know a lot and what to know a lot.