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NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 7:50pm On Jun 27, 2016
[size=32pt] Beware!!! This information is guaranteed to make people with common sense throw their bibles away!!![/size]

THIS IS BASED ON HARDMIRROR'S ANALYSIS of NOAH's ARK and THE GREAT FLOOD

I will be debunking the myth of the great flood and why the story is an absolute gob-snut.
please take your time to follow this thread and you will know how much you have been fooled I will give irrefutable analysis and quote from the bible.

Fasten your seat belt as I take you through the story you think you know but have been reading blindly.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by ikbnice(m): 7:54pm On Jun 27, 2016
the ark that Noah built.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by chiefolododo(m): 7:55pm On Jun 27, 2016
Patiently waiting for your false doctrine

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by psucc(m): 8:01pm On Jun 27, 2016
And you could not present your story? May God reset your head yo know Him not the way Pharaoh did in Jesus Name Amen.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 8:02pm On Jun 27, 2016
You will find the story of Noah and the Flood in the book of Genesis Chpt 6,7 and 8.

These are the 3 chapters I will be quoting from.

The synopsis of this story is that people became very evil, God regretted creating man, God found Noah to be the only righteous man, God saves Noah and his family by revealing the impending plan to flood the earth. Noah builds ark, rain falls and flood the earth. Noah and his family along with all animals with him survives.

Before we go far, the BIG QUESTION IS, COULD THIS HAVE EVER happened? Could the whole earth be truly covered by water?

GENESIS 7:18-20 "18 The waters rose and increased greatly on the earth, and the ark floated on the surface of the water. 19 They rose greatly on the earth, and all the high mountains under the entire heavens were covered. 20 The waters rose and covered the mountains to a depth of more than fifteen cubits"

Wonderful!

For us to accept this we must Note verse 19 that says the water covers ALL mountains under the heavens INCLUDING mount EVEREST that is 8,800 meters tall!

How much water will be needed for this to be achieved?

CALCULATION
Volume of water above all mountains = (Volume of earth+water above highest peak)V2 - (volume of earth)V1

volume of a sphere, V=4/3πr³.

Radius of the Earth is 6,371KM

V1= 1,083,642,907,017.5 Cubic kilometers

To get V2 we must add the height of the highest peak which is mount Everest(which is 8.8km) to the radius of the earth at sea level.
R2= 6,371 + 8.8 = 6,379.8KM

Using the formula V=4/3πr³.

V2=1,088,139,486,240.6 Cubic Kilometer (which will be the new volume of the earth when totally covered with water)

So the added volume is V2-V1
=4,496,579,223.1 Cubic kilometers of water!

Stay tuned we just got started

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by assu2013(m): 8:08pm On Jun 27, 2016
U most be son of d devil but u have a chance 2 repent now

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by lytech1(m): 8:17pm On Jun 27, 2016
I wonder why people are so dogmatic in nature..
Why not be patient and see what his trend is up to...
You never can tell how true the story was?
Furthermore,guess the bible wasnt thrown from heaven,it was written by a fellow being like you and i

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by urahara(m): 8:23pm On Jun 27, 2016
assu2013:
U most be son of d devil but u have a chance 2 repent now

Bros why are u so scared sad

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by assu2013(m): 8:26pm On Jun 27, 2016
urahara:


Bros why are u so scared sad
Hahahahaha scared of wat bros u can think negative

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by johnydon22(m): 8:27pm On Jun 27, 2016
This will be interesting, i'll just seat and watch the war that will follow soon...

i.e: the flood story found in the Jewish torah is a young version by a younger civilization [Jews] There were more older semitic myths portraying a flood like the Sumerian Gilgamesh epic [Predates the Torah by almost 10 centuries] and is scholarly recognized as the source from whence the Torah Noah tale was copied...

though it is speculated they may even be older sources than the Gilgamesh epic

**Surely since according to the Jews their founding Father Abraham was from Sumer, there was a lot of cultural and even theological borrow from sumer and other older semitic civilizations..**


I am anticipating a very long mesmerizing war of words and from the looks of comments already seen it would be more of angry vulnerable irrational emotional banters riddled with insults and hurt feelings than an intellectual discourse aimed at arriving at a rational common ground or at least disagree in a kind way.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by johnydon22(m): 8:31pm On Jun 27, 2016
lytech1:
I wonder why people are so dogmatic in nature..
Why not be patient and see what his trend is up to...
You never can tell how true the story was?
Furthermore,guess the bible wasnt thrown from heaven,it was written by a fellow being like you and i

Some of us humans [remarkably of the 21st century] rather think, believe more so that the bible is flawless, unmistaken, all knowing, perfect, divinely done and holds all the answers.

Never mind the timeline, limits, ignorance, fallibility and scientific naivete of the era and humans involved...

It is indeed remarkable how only religious books [Bible, koran, veda etc] induce such irrational reverence and blindness to it's inconsistencies by those who are adherents of these faiths and books.

Indeed the wiles of faith is evily genius

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 8:32pm On Jun 27, 2016
As proven above, there would be a need of 4.5 billion cubic kilometers of water, that is about 4,500,000,000,000,000,000 liters of water

QUESTION 2
where did this water come from?

Oh! The bible gave us the answer, so let's check the where God got all this water from.

Genesis 7:11-12 "11 In the six hundredth year of Noah’s life, on the seventeenth day of the second month—on that day all the springs of the great deep burst forth, and the floodgates of the heavens were opened. 12 And rain fell on the earth forty days and forty nights.

This is very very interesting lol. So from the earth springs and rain 4.5billion Cubic kilometers of water fell all within 40 days. Lol

Now good science students and mathematics savies will already see why this is ridiculous.



Above is the proportion of water to earth of the whole earth. (This information is from the united states geological website)
Yes 71% of the surface of the earth is covered by water it does not equal to 71% of the Volume of the earth.

It is just like buying bread that is wrapped in nylon. 100% of the bread is covered, But that nylon cover is ONLY about 2% of the volume of the bread. Got it?

In actual fact, the earth only has a total of 1.3billion cubic kilometers of water when water in the atmosphere, seas, oceans, rivers, lakes, ice-bergs etc are all added up. So where did 4.5 billion extra come from?

[b] what this reveals

This reveals that the story was fabricated by the inventors of the story. They must have observed the amount of water all around, looking at the ocean and mediterean sea and fantasizing that that volume of water must be so great it can cover all mountains.

We are just getting started... Stay tuned

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by johnydon22(m): 8:38pm On Jun 27, 2016
HardMirror:
You will find the story of Noah and the Flood in the book of Genesis Chpt 6,7 and 8.

These are the 3 chapters I will be quoting from.

The synopsis of this story is that people became very evil, God regretted creating man, God found Noah to be the only righteous man, God saves Noah and his family by revealing the impending plan to flood the earth. Noah builds ark, rain falls and flood the earth. Noah and his family along with all animals with him survives.

Before we go far, the BIG QUESTION IS, COULD THIS HAVE EVER happened? Could the whole earth be truly covered by water?

GENESIS 7:18-20 "18 The waters rose and increased greatly on the earth, and the ark floated on the surface of the water. 19 They rose greatly on the earth, and all the high mountains under the entire heavens were covered. 20 The waters rose and covered the mountains to a depth of more than fifteen cubits"

Wonderful!

For us to accept this we must Note verse 19 that says the water covers ALL mountains under the heavens INCLUDING mount EVEREST that is 8,800 meters tall!

How much water will be needed for this to be achieved?

CALCULATION
Volume of water above all mountains = (Volume of earth+water above highest peak)V2 - (volume of earth)V1

volume of a sphere, V=4/3πr³.

Radius of the Earth is 6,371KM

V1= 1,083,642,907,017.5 Cubic kilometers

To get V2 we must add the height of the highest peak which is mount Everest(which is 8.8km) to the radius of the earth at sea level.
R2= 6,371 + 8.8 = 6,379.8KM

Using the formula V=4/3πr³.

V2=1,088,139,486,240.6 Cubic Kilometer (which will be the new volume of the earth when totally covered with water)

So the added volume is V2-V1
=4,496,579,223.1 Cubic kilometers of water!

Stay tuned we just got started

Rain powerful enough to achieve this in 40 days would at least be gushing at every point with the power of not less than 8 fire water hose of incredible pressure in every drop.

such pressure is enough to melt any stone structure ever built like wax talk more of a wooden boat.

That is a remarkable pointer to the naivete of the primitive minds involved in the drafting of these myths.

Though it's a very colourful, entertaining, eloquent and finely done work of literature.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by urahara(m): 8:43pm On Jun 27, 2016
HardMirror:
Typing
Continuation of posts 1 above (see update above)

I know you very well, you will start this story, it will shack the whole world, you ll Now start forming yanga, continue story continue story you go dey proud tongue
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 8:58pm On Jun 27, 2016
johnydon22:


Rain powerful enough to achieve this in 40 days would at least be gushing at every point with the power of not less than 8 fire water hose of incredible pressure in every drop.

such pressure is enough to melt any stone structure ever built like wax talk more of a wooden boat.

That is a remarkable pointer to the naivete of the primitive minds involved in the drafting of these myths.

Though it's a very colourful, entertaining, eloquent and finely done work of literature.
Chillax I am coming to that

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by ikbnice(m): 9:03pm On Jun 27, 2016
this is getting quite interesting.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by SenatePresdo(m): 9:05pm On Jun 27, 2016
So if science and fact can't confirm the credibility of 'Noah's ark' that means it should make me throw away my bible?
funny.

Science is interesting, but we should be wary of when we take it above its limit.
Science is still very tender regarding the ratio of the known to the unknown
In-as-much as I found it difficult to find convincing reasons to believe the Noah's flood actually happened, even before this thread was created,
It still does not mean that
It really never happened. Because it might not be like a day-to-day flood we experience now.
That kinda flood might be supernaturally caused since the motive of destroying the earth then, was from a supernatural being. So everything about that flood was supernatural and since science has not be able to grasp some of the smallest explanation of some supernatural events that
Is happening in this present day,
How can it explain the ones that have happened centuries ago
Of some supernatural events.

Science is still pondering on how to make teleporting a reality, but it has been a reality many centuries ago!
Science is still in its infantry, and anybody that takes it as standard for explaining how the universe works is also an infant.

I wonder how people take science as a universal standard for explanations, even when they haven't had a manned mission to venus that has been visited by occult/psychics centuries ago.

I can't continue, if you take science as an absolute means of finding the truth, good.
But know it that science is still very young.... Christians be sensitive. God be with you.



hopefulLandlord:


A single lie should be enough, tell me how you treat people who lie to you.



Oh! So even you have doubts
That shows you that all christians are not Dogmatic like some of you may claim.


That's why kangaroos walked thousands of kilometres from the ark back to their home with no fossil evidence? They all picked the bones of their dead on the way with NO HANDS
I know you acknowledge that global extinction has once happened which led to the inexistence of Dinosaurs, and that other living creatures later evolved after the extinction.
Its obvious Noah couldn't gather all the animal, and some went into extinction. What if penguin was among the later evolved (created) creatures?


Big claims here, occults were already on the venus? Lol I'm sure they'll suddenly vacate when humans get there just like so many things we've thought were controlled by the supernatural, only for deep researchers to prove that there was no supernatural hand in it
For you to think that when man eventually reaches venus, and find nothing, shows how dogmatic people like you can be!
So you assume that the vast universe only has the system of life we know here on earth, which is Plants and animals? Pathetic.
Physicist knows that the universe have many Dimensions, and all this dimensions
Have their own standard of life. What if God, Demons, spirits..etc are product of those dimension, is there an earthly technology that can detect them? Absolutely none.
So don't judge the universe with what you observed here on earth, which you take as universal standard.
Have you teleported or seen someone teleport? Or is it the usual someone heard someone say she saw someone teleport?
have you seen a black-hole or seen someone transport there with a spacecraft? Or is it the usual Nasa said and scientists observed? You are not far from hypocrisy.
Thank you.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by johnydon22(m): 9:05pm On Jun 27, 2016
HardMirror:
Chillax I am coming to that
Blaze on ... #Grabs seat and watch... Anticipating a war soon though
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by dablazor: 9:05pm On Jun 27, 2016
johnydon22:


Blaze on ... #Grabs seat and watch... Anticipating a war soon though
I would be dumb strucked if anyone attempts to defend this though, honestly. This should be a pass and jump situash, no need for back and forths, Lol but theist on here have defied greater logic, however wavering their counter.
Anyway i would observe from a million miles away cheesy

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by sonofthunder: 9:08pm On Jun 27, 2016
johnydon22:
This will be interesting, i'll just seat and watch the war that will follow soon...

i.e: the flood story found in the Jewish torah is a young version by a younger civilization [Jews] There were more older semitic myths portraying a flood like the Sumerian Gilgamesh epic [Predates the Torah by almost 10 centuries] and is scholarly recognized as the source from whence the Torah Noah tale was copied...

though it is speculated they may even be older sources than the Gilgamesh epic

**Surely since according to the Jews their founding Father Abraham was from Sumer, there was a lot of cultural and even theological borrow from sumer and other older semitic civilizations..**


I am anticipating a very long mesmerizing war of words and from the looks of comments already seen it would be more of angry vulnerable irrational emotional banters riddled with insults and hurt feelings than an intellectual discourse aimed at arriving at a rational common ground or at least disagree in a kind way.
the Sumerian lies you mean?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 9:13pm On Jun 27, 2016
The problem is we don't think, we just believe even before reading.

Before reading the bible you mind is already set to believe that what you are about to read is the word of God.

Truth is ALWAYS truth and will pass all scrutiny excellently

Note that the bible did not say God created extra water. The author must have thought that the sky must be filled with so much water that simply saying it rained for 40 days straight would mean the whole earth would be covered.


That is a whole one month and 10 days all around the world.

Very obvious this was written because the author experienced some days rain and his town got flooded then he must have imagined what 4days and 40 nights rain would cause. So he concluded it would cover all mountains
But there is simply not enough water to achieve this.

INFACT if all the icebergs melted and all water unleashed, geologists say it would only be 61meters above the current sea level.


So why not take a moment and think about this.

Was the bible really from God? With no lies? Can it survive scrutiny as all truth should?

Have you been deceived?

Next I will be talking about the animals

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by johnydon22(m): 9:16pm On Jun 27, 2016
sonofthunder:

the Sumerian lies you mean?

Yeap sure that's the one brother... The older tale is the lie the younger similar work is the truth.

Classic! ...LOL

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by urahara(m): 9:18pm On Jun 27, 2016
johnydon22:


Yeap sure that's the one brother... The older tale is the lie the younger similar work is the truth.

Classic! ...LOL


Lol
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 9:19pm On Jun 27, 2016
Typing... Continuation
WHEN YOU EXPERIENCE A DEVASTATING FLOOD!
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by wordcat(m): 9:26pm On Jun 27, 2016
Though I wasn't invited but I must comment; Noah's story is a kork and bull story a.k.a Mbe agaba aja mbene......

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 9:27pm On Jun 27, 2016
Lolz.. @hardmirror, you are using your small mind to analyze the work of a supreme being, which mighty extra ordinairre beings enormously greater than you in power and understanding can't fathom. You are just a dullard, stop deceiving your self, YOU CAN'T WIN. Now, you are no more than an entertainer on this religion thread. Smh.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by urahara(m): 9:37pm On Jun 27, 2016
Tosinex:
Lolz.. @hardmirror, you are using your small mind to analyze the work of a supreme being, which mighty extra ordinairre beings enormously greater than you in power and understanding can't fathom. You are just a dullard, stop deceiving your self, YOU CAN'T WIN. Now, you are no more than an entertainer on this religion thread. Smh.

Talk about feeling threatened

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by sonofthunder: 9:46pm On Jun 27, 2016
johnydon22:


Yeap sure that's the one brother... The older tale is the lie the younger similar work is the truth.

Classic! ...LOL
how much you believe in your 'tablets'... I guess the gospels and other reads of the new testament were gotten from it also
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by DesChyko: 10:24pm On Jun 27, 2016
Well, from a mathematician's point of view, irrespective of how realistic your views are, it is not enough to shut my brains out to possibilities. The possibility that even after a forest fire, you'ld find that green seedling survived what trees couldn't. The possibility that the school dunce wins the social gathering prize. Defies logic but it's reality. That's what we call Epsilon €, the unexplained random variable. The little insignificant that effects big changes in the long run, sequel to the rule that error moves in a triangular pattern.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 10:30pm On Jun 27, 2016
The Ridiculous number of animals noah had to save
Noah was to save all the animals on earth.
It is estimated that there are over 7.7 million animal species on earth!


Insects alone accounts for about 950,000 of this
Let's take the average weight of an insect to be 10 grammes, that is about 9,500kg and they were taken male and female so that is multiplied by 2 which give 19,000. That is 19tonnes for insects only.
At least 1,900,000 insects were in the ark.
There are 12,000 different species of ants alone!


Over 1,100 different types of rodents ; rats, mice, chimpmunks, rabbits etc
So at least 2,200 rodents were on board



There are 5 species of elephants
So at least 10 elephants were on board

There are over 50 types of goat and sheeps

The list goes on and on

So in the end 7.7 million species on the ark

Unclean animals must be in twos

All birds must be in 7pairs (14 birds)

All clean animals must be in 7 pairs (14 animals)

So this means the number of animals on board must have been over 20 million or even as much as 40 million!!!!


PLease how would 20 million animals breath inside the ark? What will they eat? What happens to their urine and feaces ?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 10:43pm On Jun 27, 2016
PENGUINS
[img]http://www.animalia-life.com/image.php?pic=/data_images/penguin/penguin7.jpg[/img]

Penguins are ONLY found in icy regions of the southernmost parts of the earth. Such as Antarctica, southern africa and america and very cold icy islands around this regions.

PLEASE how did Two penguins walk across Africa and the great hot deserts along the way toward mesopotamia where Noah's ark was?

Then after the flood how did they walk back?

Penguins can't fly and only eat fish

What fish were they eating on the journey?

Think...
When you read of obatala and the greek gods, you lAugh at how ridiculous the stories are. Take a moment to think about the origin of the bible and what you hold as truth, how different is it from tales of other religions you laugh at?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Busayorafael(m): 10:47pm On Jun 27, 2016
Tosinex:
Lolz.. @hardmirror, you are using your small mind to analyze the work of a supreme being, which mighty extra ordinairre beings enormously greater than you in power and understanding can't fathom. You are just a dullard, stop deceiving your self, YOU CAN'T WIN. Now, you are no more than an entertainer on this religion thread. Smh.

This is what fear does to a person. You're scared someone is questioning what's inside the Bible? So sad.

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