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10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:22am On Jul 28, 2016
[size=20pt][b]10 Types of Virgin Males[/size]
Yes, Male virgins exist and the come in types

[size=20pt] 1# The Defected Virgin [/size]

There is social stigma attached to male Virginity born out or societies toxic view that
Men HAVE to have sex
That the virginity of a male is defect
The virgin male defective
He is no real man at all

Speculation and wild claims are made about his virgin status
He MUST have a short rod and is too embarrassed to wield it
The virgin man is pathetic,he couldn't even get a woman to have sex with him
He is impotent

The Defected Virgin has suffered these as all virgin males have
but he has internalized the lie, fallen in line with it assuming(accepting) his defection
He is ashamed of his virginity and must rid himself of it quickly!
………….
[size=20pt] 2# The Slimy Virgin [/size]

Is no virgin at all but a slimy Riccardoella limacum slug(a parasitic slug )
who will tell you he is a virgin just so he doesn’t have to use a condom.
When you present him with a silicon protector he'll push it aside claiming “We don't need to use a condom,I'm a virgin.”
“ I’m clean ,I never had sex before.”
Lies!!
……………..
[size=20pt] 3# The Timid Virgin [/size]

Is so shy he can't even say the word sex without going red in the face.
He wants to have sex but the thought of touching a woman's body and mating with her causes his throat to swell.
When he finally does have sex
he will be embarrassed and slow in getting naked and may want to keep his shirt on during sex grin


[size=20pt] 4# The Admirable Virgin [/size]

Is the exact opposite of The Defected Virgin.
He has rejected the notion of defection
He shakes his head at the wild claims and speculations surrounding his virgin status
He has chosen for whatever reason not to have sex at this time.
He's a grown (bleep) man who is capable of deciding what 2 do with his own body.
…………….
[size=20pt] 5# The Convicted Virgin [/size]
Is a subcategory of The Admirable Virgin

He is likely a church boy
A man of faith/religion and has a heart conviction.
He has made a decision to uphold his faith and wait for marriage
Ladies step aside and tempt him not!!! grin



[size=20pt] 6# The Romantic Virgin [/size]
…...aka Mr.Romantic
Is also subcategory of The Admirable Virgin

This man has made up his mind that he will give himself to some1 special
when he does have sex it will be meaningful and possibly with his wife.
…………...
[size=20pt] 7#The Teen Virgin [/size]

Despite popular belief all teens are not sneaking out to parties to have sex
Teens are majorly virgin Even at 18-19.
………….
[size=20pt] 8# The Born Again Virgin [/size]

Is a secondary virgin.
He has become virgin again by ether his faith or by taking a spoken/or unspoken vow of celibacy
………..
[size=20pt]9 #The over 25 virgin [/size]

Surprised?
Not only do male virgins exsist but there are actually men over 25 who haven't had sex for whatever reason
……...
[size=20pt] 10# The Technical Virgin [/size]
..…aka The Tease

He has had some sexual experience
He will be receiving head
kissing, touching ,bringing a woman into a heat only to leave her wanting
He even tries to fool the heated female core by giving head
But no penetrative sex so is technically still a virgin
.......⚡Let's see how long he can keep it grin[/b]
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:25am On Jul 28, 2016
The Nairaland Virgin, He makes slimy remarks at women old enough to be his Mother and threatens to beat up those whom oppose his arguments when in Reality, He's just an introverted skinny dumb fvck with a pathetic life.

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Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:27am On Jul 28, 2016
vanquay69:
undecided
grin I was gonna tell you to get out but I need you to call that mod guy that pushes stuff to fp.....⚡call him.

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Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:28am On Jul 28, 2016
I was expecting this long time ago, but i dont still get it
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:33am On Jul 28, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
grin I was gonna tell you to get out but I need you to call that mod guy that pushes stuff to fp.....⚡call him.

I don't like him...Old sog banned me more times than Trumps racist statements

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Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by dharay99: 11:34am On Jul 28, 2016

Uhm sorry i don't read long crap,
Neeeeeeexxxxxxt!
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Sexxkillz: 11:38am On Jul 28, 2016
Speaking from your experiences?
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:40am On Jul 28, 2016
vanquay69:


I don't like him...Old sog banned me more times than Trumps racist statements

.....⚡Uggghh!!! You are no help! undecided

Fidelismaria I made it tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

Lalasticlala !!! Front page please!!
.....⚡Yer moniker is hard 2 spell I had 2 run down the correct way undecided
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by peeparty(m): 11:42am On Jul 28, 2016
Ama confuse sef,mbok we're do I belong
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:43am On Jul 28, 2016
Too long embarassed
Summary plix..anybody
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:43am On Jul 28, 2016
This is the type u'd be fast to write about... angry
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by cruzita(f): 11:46am On Jul 28, 2016
touching body virgin
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:51am On Jul 28, 2016
Jarizod:
Too long embarassed
Summary plix..anybody
Allow me ta show you and dharay99 the door!
.....⚡give a firm push and walk right on out! tongue

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Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by xoella: 11:59am On Jul 28, 2016
now they come with different specifications .....

Interesting...
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Franchise21(m): 12:17pm On Jul 28, 2016
Let the virgins come and pick their numbers


Observing
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Franchise21(m): 12:19pm On Jul 28, 2016
Jarizod:
Too long embarassed
Summary plix..anybody
Na description of virgins grin
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by adewumiopeyemi(m): 12:21pm On Jul 28, 2016
cool cool cool cool thank GOD AM A VIRGIN cool cool cool
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by dharay99: 12:23pm On Jul 28, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Allow me ta show you and dha.ray99 the door!
.....⚡jgive a firm push and walk right on out! tongue
You never had a room, so u
got no damn door niggur.
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jul 28, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Allow me ta show you and dhar.ay99 the door!
.....⚡jgive a firm push and walk right on out! tongue
comman carry us nah! tongue
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jul 28, 2016
Franchise21:
Na description of virgins grin
tanx sir cheesy
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by photoshoot(m): 12:25pm On Jul 28, 2016
cry
Only me and God knows.... lipsrsealed


Lalasticlala tongue
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 12:25pm On Jul 28, 2016
angry summarise please cheesy
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 12:28pm On Jul 28, 2016
dharay99:

You never had a room, so u
got no damn door niggur.
....⚡woooah!
I near came through my phone screen and ripped you ta pieces angry Act right!
.....
⚡But I know you've always had a mouth on you smiley... Hello Dharay.
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by dharay99: 12:33pm On Jul 28, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
....⚡woooah!
I near came through my phone screen and ripped you ta pieces angry Act right!
⚡But I know you've always had a mouth on you smiley... Hello Dharay.
βlαααh, Rip Your ass mahn,
& don't hello me, u know I've never been soft.
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by iykekelvins(m): 12:37pm On Jul 28, 2016
Lol, technical virgins sha..
Wicked set of people.
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jul 28, 2016
dharay99:

βlαααh, Rip Your ass mahn,
& don't hello me, u know I've never been soft.
.....⚡yes sir grin but if I cannot greet you "hello" ,what am I ta say?
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by lodphil(m): 12:44pm On Jul 28, 2016
Hahahaha team 10,we make gals cry and request for it only to deny them.It's only a game to us.
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by dharay99: 12:50pm On Jul 28, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
.....⚡yes sir grin but if I cannot greet you "hello" ,what am I ta say?
well, i dunno.
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 12:52pm On Jul 28, 2016
adewumiopeyemi:
cool cool cool cool thank GOD AM A VIRGIN cool cool cool

...⚡Lies!! But let's say i believe ,which is yer number?

Lalasticlala !!!
...⚡Are you on lunch break
When you come back will you please move my thread 2 fp. Thanks
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by SweetieConstie(f): 1:08pm On Jul 28, 2016
Tosyne2much, come oo.. grin




Your attention is needed here... Yesterday, you said distinctly that you were waiting for a thread on Male Virgins and here we have one today! cheesy Thanks to Kingcheezypuff... grin
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by adewumiopeyemi(m): 1:37pm On Jul 28, 2016
should i send my number to u... grin grin cool cool
KingCheezyPuff:

...⚡Lies!! But let's say i believe ,which is yer number?

Lalasticlala !!!
...⚡Are you on lunch break
When you come back will you please move my thread 2 fp. Thanks
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by adewumiopeyemi(m): 1:38pm On Jul 28, 2016
Tosyne2much no be virgin ooo cool grin
SweetieConstie:
Tosyne2much, come oo.. grin




Your attention is needed here... Yesterday, you said distinctly that you were waiting for a thread on Male Virgins and here we have one today! cheesy Thanks to Kingcheezypuff... grin

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