* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically
find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey
disturb you.
* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.
* It can be used as bomb detectors.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!
* It can tell d real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked
by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to paradise with the
advanced GPS
*It can be used as an ATM
*it can be use to locate the garden of Eden.
*it can be used to download food, car ND a house
*it can be used to cast out demons

Lalasticalala

What are you calling lalastic.lala for na?

LadyF
I catsh you
When are you getting yours ?

OK, gimme money buy am

hahahaha.....i'm a laughter

youngest85:
hahahaha.....i'm a laughter

I'm laughest !

I still won't buy it, will only do if it can download MONEY

Lol

if it can quench my urge of bleeping mhizsimi

The last land we bought was close to that figure.na house be iphone 7? Person chew craze finish 4 dis economy use that amount buy 1 american toy,oburu nna mu odogwu oshi na alu. I never smoke buruntashi of 500.00 na use am buy liability join recession.thuñdér fire u in advançe dat want to quote me.am just coming out 4rm ban n i no fear to chew another

I heard it can cure Ebola, end recession, find Abacha loot and tell the future too . I will definitely buy it

Op shey u aff buy it

This got me rolling

With the phone, all the witches and wizards in ur villa go dey bow for you. You can even ping the juju doctors in ur backyard. thank me later

BlackBerry craze has ended abi,give this one few years it will follow suit

Toluwani113:
Lalasticalala

why are you calling that innocent boy on this rubbishh topic now

500K can fetch u two plots of land..

The iphone 7 can also hiss when someone says something stupid

It actually contain an application that can detect and cure AIDS........Thank mee later for dis revelation

Uyi168:
500K can fetch u two plots of land..

Not in banana island..

Just the way some will shout 50k for phone !!

500k is nothing abeg...

Dam5reey:

Not in banana island..
Just the way some will shout 50k for phone !!
500k is nothing abeg...

..where did i mention banana island?

Uyi168:
..where did i mention banana island?

. Well, he is ryt. U said land (general) which includes banana island. Unless u try to b specific next tym.i want to ask d op and others, lets assume u have about 500million naira in ur account or even 100million naira. Wud u nt buy dis phone or its equivalent in price. U wud nt even notice dat ur account has reduced. I'm using a nokia c1 to type dat doesnt mean i shud condemn a good product cos i can't afford it at d moment. Remember,"Different strokes 4 different folks". B4 u all start to yab me,just reason am. Money plenty for dis coun3. people r taking advantage of dis recession to make money,u just need to be in d ryt location and explore.

Basket mouth

Must u buy every phone you see, if u cant afford it u back off, btw people buy range rovers and gwaggons with huge miilions, and the car cant even fly during lagos traffic

later iphone7s or 8 will come out and ubsee this new one as a waste... there is a saying that""dont cherish luxuries because everything come and go""... am sure dangote cant use the phone ... quote me right... the phone that cost same as a land .. what if its stolen.... madness

ladyF:
What are you calling lalastic.lala for na?

to bear witness

U

hmmm


my mum is too religious,over 10 pictures of jesus christ hanging on our wall,i grew up thinking he was my uncle.

Toluwani113:
* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically
find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey
disturb you.
* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.
* It can be used as bomb detectors.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!
* It can tell d real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked
by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to paradise with the
advanced GPS
*It can be used as an ATM
*it can be use to locate the garden of Eden.
*it can be used to download food, car ND a house
*it can be used to cast out demons

It can easily detect where Niger delta Avengers are hiding.

President Buhari the Petroleum Minister seriously needs the I-Phone.

I will wait for Iphone19....with it Arsenal will win the champions league.