I usually hear about lesbians and gays but never for once imagin I will fall a victim...

At 1am 28th September, my phone rang and it was from a private number, so I decided not to speak first until the caller say a word...
Than the caller said Hello I noticed it was a female voice but I thought it was a male who changed his voice so that I would be able to find out who he is. So I said Hi good morning and the caller responded good morning...



This how our conversation went..

The caller: good morning
I: please who is this?
The caller: i'm your admirer.
I: what do you mean?
The caller: i'm ur admirer, i like you.
I: please who is this? You better change ur voice or i will end this call. (Thinking it was my ex cos he likes calling with private number) never knew the voice was real and it was that of a lesbian.
The caller: am Blessing
I: Blessing from where?
The caller: Blessing from your department BED
I: sorry please I dont know
The caller now Blessing: You know we are much in our dept so u cant know me.
I: How did you get my number?
Blessing: I got it from your ID card.
I: My ID card how come.
Blessing: We did teaching practice in the same town but not the same school.
I: Dont you have another name apart from blessing cos this blessing doesn't fit into my head.
Blessing: Umoru is my surname, I stay off camp..
I: hmmm, so y using private number to call me this night.
Blessing: am using my mum's line to call you that y i hide it.
I: hmmm, I smiled.
Blessing: y r u laughing at me?
I: I'm not laughing jst imagining you in my head.
Blessing: please dont be scared.
I: scared of what?
Blessing: scared that your fellow woman loves you..
I: I'm not scared.
I: who r you?
Blessing: I'm a lesbian.
I: so what should I do about it.
Blessing: please give me 2 mins of your time.
I: 2 mins of my time to do what? Please you just woke me up from my sleep I have to go.
Blessing: please please just to 2mins of your time so that I can feel your presence.
Blessing: I want to masturbate

Before I knew what was going on blessing started screaming, she was self servicing herself. So I ended the call.
She called again and I ask what she was during?

Blessing: I was f*cking myself with a rubber machine.
Blessing: have you heard of that machine before?
I: no! What is it for?
Blessing: is a rubber machine in form of a dick but very big.
I: hmmm, smiled.
Blessing: y r u laughing?
I: y did u choose rubber wen there are a lot of guys who can do more than the rubber.
Blessing: abeg, they cant jor.
I: y dont u look for a guy to help u out. Dont u av a boyfrnd?
Blessing: i dont av.
I: why?
Blessing: cos they av disappointed me.
I: how many of them?
Blessing: 3
I: just 3. Dont you av any female around u cos i cant help u out am far frm u.
Blessing: if i have i wouldn't av called you.
Blessing: please give me 3 mins of your time.
I: to do what?
Blessing: i want to feel your presence.
I: sorry, gud night.
Blessing: please 1 mins.
I: go ahead.
Blessing: please put the phone on your ear.
I: why?
Blessing: or put it close to you.
I: go ahead.

'I av started recording this so called blessing and I conversation'
Blessing started her masturbation/f*cking process again. So I ended the call.

We talked from 1:10am to 2:20am
She gave me 6 missed calls last night.


She blessing says she wants to meet me, so i agree to meet with her so that i can see the real person. She said we should meet in school auditorium but she did say wat time we r to meet. When I ask she said she will call me but i avnt received any of her calls.

I have told all my friends in school to help me find out if they know this Umoru Blessing leaving off camp... She knows very single steps I made in school, she knows all the cloths I put on everyday in school, she knows almost everything about me.

She said she masturbated the day we finished our final exams which was on 23rd last week friday just main looking at me that day.
She always turn on everytime she sees me.




Hmmm If someone would have told me I have a female admirer a day ago I would have stoned the person to death...


The World Is Coming To An End.

Tales by moonlight. Attention seeking trash story.

You must be a lesbian trying to justify yourself
Next!

EmperorLee:

Fvck you

Strahovski1:


Fvck you

Hahahahaha Why should I blame you? If your indian gods were not as blind as a dead bat, they would have seen that you'd only turn out to be a disgrace to India as a whole, they would have flushed you out of the womb when your demented self was being formed .


Op no vex say I derail small, I don dey carry myself go

strahovski1 or wat ever u call ur name do I look like a script writer in one on ur indian movie dat dy read frm d script each dy wanna say a word or type...

My thread is not for you.. Okay so serve abeg make I see better Najia pple.

EmperorLee:



Hahahahaha Why should I blame you? If your indian gods were not as blind as a dead bat, they would have seen that you'd only turn out to be a disgrace to India as a whole, they would have flushed you out of the womb when your demented self was being formed .


Op no vex say I derail small, I don dey carry myself go

No p dear......


I give u upper hand carry dat thing were b indian boy waka commot frm here abeg....

optional1:
strahovski1 or wat ever u call ur name do I look like a script writer in one on ur indian movie dat dy read frm d script each dy wanna say a word or type...

My thread is not for you.. Okay so serve abeg make I see better Najia pple.

Are we fighting?

what is lasbian?
and with the way you reply her are you sure you are not a lesbian?
#justasking no vex

Nawa oooh....e get as e be sef...buh u gave her attention on d phone sha..
lesbians everywie

Optional1 pls its ''LESBIAN'' not Lasbian!

Orisirishi something.

@op

Are you the lady in your profile page?

rubber machine kor... Abeg jarey

When I saw that "How did you get my number", I knew we are dealing with a small girl with insecurity issues here.

Big girls don't ask how you got number, they only ask "who are you" "what do you want" and "I'm not interested" . Simple

The older you grow the more your number circulate then you get a private number.

Why am I even typing all these, when you grow up you will understand. Meanwhile, avoid the rubber machine, it will expand your clt and you may not even be able to enjoy your husband later

optional1:



No p dear......


I give u upper hand carry dat thing were b indian boy waka commot frm here abeg....

why do you have to tell your friends about her ?

I guess I was too harsh
I apologize

HornyTiwa:


A lesbian is crushing on your malnourished frame?
With your bony ass,flat breast,average face and 2kg body frame? what was the attraction?

,

Oh no
Gunshots

HornyTiwa:
Lesbians really have no taste

A lesbian is crushing on your malnourished frame?
With your bony ass,flat breast,average face and 2kg body frame? what was the attraction?

No offence,I was just wondering what lesbians derive from the act.

Ps: your conversation sounded like you enjoyed it,why indulge her,how did you feel hearing a girl like you masturbate?

Your chances of been a lesbian yourself is 85% you just haven't accepted the reality,

Lesbian specie....by their comments, you shall know them.

Dyt:

Oh no Gunshots

Aunty you no dey sleep?

[quote author=HornyTiwa post=49759994][/quote]E pain am

femi4:
E pain am

Wetin pain am?
That I realised you are a mentally unstable and decided not to indulge you?

HornyTiwa:

Wetin pain am?

That I realised you are a mentally unstable and decided not to indulge you?

lmao....too early to rant jor

uhmm who or what is a "lasbian" though

HornyTiwa:
Lesbians really have no taste

A lesbian is crushing on your malnourished frame?
With your bony ass,flat breast,average face and 2kg body frame? what was the attraction?

No offence,I was just wondering what lesbians derive from the act.

Ps: your conversation sounded like you enjoyed it,why indulge her,how did you feel hearing a girl like you masturbate?

Your chances of been a lesbian yourself is 85% you just haven't accepted the reality,

come on. Be nice!

see wicked posters everywhere,op u go finish today.

Lmaooo...'Lasbians' is just flying upandan.