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My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by optional1(f): 12:19am On Sep 29, 2016 |
I usually hear about lesbians and gays but never for once imagin I will fall a victim... At 1am 28th September, my phone rang and it was from a private number, so I decided not to speak first until the caller say a word... Than the caller said Hello I noticed it was a female voice but I thought it was a male who changed his voice so that I would be able to find out who he is. So I said Hi good morning and the caller responded good morning... This how our conversation went.. The caller: good morning I: please who is this? The caller: i'm your admirer. I: what do you mean? The caller: i'm ur admirer, i like you. I: please who is this? You better change ur voice or i will end this call. (Thinking it was my ex cos he likes calling with private number) never knew the voice was real and it was that of a lesbian. The caller: am Blessing I: Blessing from where? The caller: Blessing from your department BED I: sorry please I dont know The caller now Blessing: You know we are much in our dept so u cant know me. I: How did you get my number? Blessing: I got it from your ID card. I: My ID card how come. Blessing: We did teaching practice in the same town but not the same school. I: Dont you have another name apart from blessing cos this blessing doesn't fit into my head. Blessing: Umoru is my surname, I stay off camp.. I: hmmm, so y using private number to call me this night. Blessing: am using my mum's line to call you that y i hide it. I: hmmm, I smiled. Blessing: y r u laughing at me? I: I'm not laughing jst imagining you in my head. Blessing: please dont be scared. I: scared of what? Blessing: scared that your fellow woman loves you.. I: I'm not scared. I: who r you? Blessing: I'm a lesbian. I: so what should I do about it. Blessing: please give me 2 mins of your time. I: 2 mins of my time to do what? Please you just woke me up from my sleep I have to go. Blessing: please please just to 2mins of your time so that I can feel your presence. Blessing: I want to masturbate Before I knew what was going on blessing started screaming, she was self servicing herself. So I ended the call. She called again and I ask what she was during? Blessing: I was f*cking myself with a rubber machine. Blessing: have you heard of that machine before? I: no! What is it for? Blessing: is a rubber machine in form of a dick but very big. I: hmmm, smiled. Blessing: y r u laughing? I: y did u choose rubber wen there are a lot of guys who can do more than the rubber. Blessing: abeg, they cant jor. I: y dont u look for a guy to help u out. Dont u av a boyfrnd? Blessing: i dont av. I: why? Blessing: cos they av disappointed me. I: how many of them? Blessing: 3 I: just 3. Dont you av any female around u cos i cant help u out am far frm u. Blessing: if i have i wouldn't av called you. Blessing: please give me 3 mins of your time. I: to do what? Blessing: i want to feel your presence. I: sorry, gud night. Blessing: please 1 mins. I: go ahead. Blessing: please put the phone on your ear. I: why? Blessing: or put it close to you. I: go ahead. 'I av started recording this so called blessing and I conversation' Blessing started her masturbation/f*cking process again. So I ended the call. We talked from 1:10am to 2:20am She gave me 6 missed calls last night. She blessing says she wants to meet me, so i agree to meet with her so that i can see the real person. She said we should meet in school auditorium but she did say wat time we r to meet. When I ask she said she will call me but i avnt received any of her calls. I have told all my friends in school to help me find out if they know this Umoru Blessing leaving off camp... She knows very single steps I made in school, she knows all the cloths I put on everyday in school, she knows almost everything about me. She said she masturbated the day we finished our final exams which was on 23rd last week friday just main looking at me that day. She always turn on everytime she sees me. Hmmm If someone would have told me I have a female admirer a day ago I would have stoned the person to death... The World Is Coming To An End. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by Strahovski1(m): 12:20am On Sep 29, 2016 |
Tales by moonlight. Attention seeking trash story. You must be a lesbian trying to justify yourself Next! 90 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by EmperorLee(m): 12:23am On Sep 29, 2016 |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by Strahovski1(m): 12:24am On Sep 29, 2016 |
EmperorLee: Fvck you 4 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by EmperorLee(m): 12:28am On Sep 29, 2016 |
Strahovski1: Hahahahaha Why should I blame you? If your indian gods were not as blind as a dead bat, they would have seen that you'd only turn out to be a disgrace to India as a whole, they would have flushed you out of the womb when your demented self was being formed . Op no vex say I derail small, I don dey carry myself go 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by optional1(f): 12:31am On Sep 29, 2016 |
strahovski1 or wat ever u call ur name do I look like a script writer in one on ur indian movie dat dy read frm d script each dy wanna say a word or type... My thread is not for you.. Okay so serve abeg make I see better Najia pple. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by optional1(f): 12:39am On Sep 29, 2016 |
EmperorLee: No p dear...... I give u upper hand carry dat thing were b indian boy waka commot frm here abeg.... |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by Strahovski1(m): 12:42am On Sep 29, 2016 |
optional1: Are we fighting? 3 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by ritababe(f): 12:43am On Sep 29, 2016 |
what is lasbian? and with the way you reply her are you sure you are not a lesbian? #justasking no vex 31 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by Taiofil(m): 12:51am On Sep 29, 2016 |
Nawa oooh....e get as e be sef...buh u gave her attention on d phone sha.. lesbians everywie Optional1 pls its ''LESBIAN'' not Lasbian! 4 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by Nobody: 12:55am On Sep 29, 2016 |
Orisirishi something. |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by ULSHERLAN(m): 1:03am On Sep 29, 2016 |
@op Are you the lady in your profile page? |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by McBrooklyn(m): 1:12am On Sep 29, 2016 |
This is super story, a life of strife and sorrow 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by McBrooklyn(m): 1:17am On Sep 29, 2016 |
ritababe: Wow, God bless you Sis!!! Me sef don dey reason am cos with the way she dey reply her, she seems like a pro lesbian probably she is just forming hard to get for the other lady 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by bitchcrafts: 1:28am On Sep 29, 2016 |
rubber machine kor... Abeg jarey |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by ITbomb(m): 2:59am On Sep 29, 2016 |
When I saw that "How did you get my number", I knew we are dealing with a small girl with insecurity issues here. Big girls don't ask how you got number, they only ask "who are you" "what do you want" and "I'm not interested" . Simple The older you grow the more your number circulate then you get a private number. Why am I even typing all these, when you grow up you will understand. Meanwhile, avoid the rubber machine, it will expand your clt and you may not even be able to enjoy your husband later 36 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by omololu2020(m): 3:47am On Sep 29, 2016 |
optional1:why do you have to tell your friends about her ? 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by HornyTiwa(f): 3:57am On Sep 29, 2016 |
I guess I was too harsh I apologize 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by Nobody: 4:04am On Sep 29, 2016 |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by Dyt(f): 4:23am On Sep 29, 2016 |
HornyTiwa: Oh no Gunshots 9 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by femi4: 4:32am On Sep 29, 2016 |
HornyTiwa:Lesbian specie....by their comments, you shall know them. 8 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by HornyTiwa(f): 4:34am On Sep 29, 2016 |
Dyt:Aunty you no dey sleep? |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by HornyTiwa(f): 4:35am On Sep 29, 2016 |
femi4: 4 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by femi4: 4:35am On Sep 29, 2016 |
[quote author=HornyTiwa post=49759994][/quote]E pain am 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by HornyTiwa(f): 4:38am On Sep 29, 2016 |
femi4:Wetin pain am? That I realised you are a mentally unstable and decided not to indulge you? 4 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by femi4: 4:40am On Sep 29, 2016 |
HornyTiwa:lmao....too early to rant jor 4 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by Nobody: 5:00am On Sep 29, 2016 |
uhmm who or what is a "lasbian" though 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by joey150(m): 5:31am On Sep 29, 2016 |
HornyTiwa:come on. Be nice! 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by Nobody: 5:51am On Sep 29, 2016 |
see wicked posters everywhere,op u go finish today. 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by jamalnation(m): 6:26am On Sep 29, 2016 |
HornyTiwa: 4 Likes
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Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by Nobody: 6:28am On Sep 29, 2016 |
Lmaooo...'Lasbians' is just flying upandan. 3 Likes |
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