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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by pawesome(m): 6:50am On Oct 06, 2016
In dose era wia d likes f 50cent n co wia at d top f d music industry,we had a biology teacher dt had 1 tribal mark each on both his cheeks,we named him 11cent..

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Esperooke(m): 6:50am On Oct 06, 2016
I want to believe this topic is here by mistake.

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by tmanis(m): 6:50am On Oct 06, 2016
No nicknames for my teachers, I schooled in Yougoslavia
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by odogwu2007(m): 6:50am On Oct 06, 2016
We called our biology teacher "Esophagus" because of how he stress nd pronounced the name like his life depended on it lol. Then we had 1 warri coper we named "ogoro must jump" cos he likes saying it. Then the Agric teacher we called her "iperempe" because of her small stature lol the names plenty sha make I stop here

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by photoshoot(m): 6:50am On Oct 06, 2016
beemzy2014:
Mr Fabra.

He pulls girls bra strap


grin fabra! cheesy
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by martineverest(m): 6:53am On Oct 06, 2016
HAH:
We had one thin Calabar woman with large cheek bones we called "Mrs Suffering" may God forgive us
dont kill me with laff o
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by uzokasi1964(m): 6:53am On Oct 06, 2016
we gave our English teacher the name "BOSE" like the Bose in action movies which means "villain".she only knew how to flog! that woman was one of the useless teachers that ever taught me!

my special thanks goes to Mrs Adibe,my literature teacher,that woman was one in a million!
Reping I.G.S.A!
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by martineverest(m): 6:56am On Oct 06, 2016
tmanis:
No nicknames for my teachers, I schooled in Yougoslavia
and u cant spell the name of d country

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by lionphil(m): 6:58am On Oct 06, 2016
We had Mr omopariola...modified to omopariete. Because he had very big lips.
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by almigthy(m): 6:58am On Oct 06, 2016
my chemistry teacher, we gave him VANDER 1 FORCES. remain blessed all
omamush:
OK
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by ephemm(m): 6:59am On Oct 06, 2016
JEWELCOSMETICS:
Baba factorial! grin grin I Celebrate you


FPI

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by kaykay1980: 7:00am On Oct 06, 2016
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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Slym5: 7:00am On Oct 06, 2016
lionphil:
We had Mr omopariola...modified to omopariete. Because he had very big lips.

We called him Etepariola...
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Nobody: 7:02am On Oct 06, 2016
Dickhead grin
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by scarface04(m): 7:03am On Oct 06, 2016
There was one den we called “NO MERCY" he will flog u 20 on your buttock like he had every legal right to. and after flogging u he will acclaim I HAVE NO MERCY!! last time I heard his now a danfo driver grin

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by yhemsy62(m): 7:04am On Oct 06, 2016
Pako energy for my physics teacher
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by kazyhm(m): 7:05am On Oct 06, 2016
ultimate73:
Idi gan lebe...... the teacher has a bright future behind her.


baba govt
ajuhire
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by blingxx(m): 7:05am On Oct 06, 2016
I had a govt teacher who is bald (mister henry) ... we normally call him henry O ..if u understand grin
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Korex10: 7:07am On Oct 06, 2016
Our principal cheese balls
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Adex097: 7:09am On Oct 06, 2016
Puyol MAMA, my English teacher. grin

She's always wearing a puyol-like hairstyle.
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by lonelydora: 7:11am On Oct 06, 2016
History teacher in SS1 was "Bayanjida". Not sure of the spelling.

In University, Mathematics lecturer was " Truncation".
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Techpaded(f): 7:11am On Oct 06, 2016
Lwkmd
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Ishaq717(m): 7:11am On Oct 06, 2016
"Rick Ross" because he's just a twin bro to rick "Ababio" for his exceptional knowledge of chemis3
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Nobody: 7:11am On Oct 06, 2016
Mr One touch........chai 1 stroke of 3 legs bulala= 3 in just one touch.

Mr Tom Tom. ......Yee his cane name is Tom Tom, whenever you misbehave you need a special Tom Tom.
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by blingxx(m): 7:13am On Oct 06, 2016
ultimate73:
Idi gan lebe...... the teacher has a bright future behind her.

mad students grin ...that kind teacher no fit enter my class back in ss2 na we go frustrate her grin
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by deeway200(m): 7:16am On Oct 06, 2016
One of NY class teacher was bald ,so we called him Mr Nigeria
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by TheSpellChecker: 7:16am On Oct 06, 2016
scarface04:
We have one then we call “NO MERCY" he will flog u 20 struck on your buttock as if he have legal right to. and after flogging u he will shout I HAVE NO MERCY!! last time I heard his now a danfo driver

Haha...

I just hope that teacher was not your English teacher because if he was, then I'll say he had no mercy on you!

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Nobody: 7:16am On Oct 06, 2016
Sorpanu- Music teacher...... coined from soprano

Efo Odu - Biology teacher.....coined from her name(Ufondu)

Fadiya(Tear yansh) - Agric Teacher. .coined from his real name(Mr. Fadiya)...what he's good at is flogging u where your hand cant reach

Papa Producer - Maths teacher....dont know where he go the name from

Papa Old School - PHE teacher.....He's old but always dressing like he's a teenager.

Dennis Brutus/Sizwe Banzi/ Ngugi wa thiongo'o - Literature teacher....name coined from the books we read in his classes....hes always laying emphasis on those names

Willie Willies - Geography teacher.....name coined from type of winds

Slingo tirin(olorun standing fan) - English Teacher.....got that name cos shes bleeping slim and bad mouthed



And many others i cant remember. ......its bn a while.

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by vivacutie: 7:17am On Oct 06, 2016
Power cos he's a disciplinarian
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by vivacutie: 7:18am On Oct 06, 2016
Power, cos he's a disciplinarian

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