ClassCaptain:

yes....


I remember a few months ago ...Then a nairalander I really liked contacted me ...I was filled with exceeding joy as I discovered that she stayed in the same vicinity I was...

I immediately entered a joyful mood as I suspected it was the tithe I paid last month that brought such joyous news to my doorstep..for the first time in 6 months, I rushed outside to buy malt which I mixed with condensed peak milk to celebrate this legendary feat..

Soon she stated that she wanted to meet the so called class captain and I jumped with joy as I instantly accepted this delicious and impasse kalitu offer from this NL lady...

In order not to dissapoint her , I hurriedly called a couple of my friends and by borrowed money around..I was share able to raise. 5k.. with the money I kept in my Kolo to buy a new phone, I broke kolo and got one thousand and 50 naira..

fast forward to the big day, I charged my phone full hoping to take pictures and post on NL with this most wanted lady..Haven soaked my shirt in starch three days before and with a very good charcoal iron which I got after they cut our light for six weeks, I made sure my clothes were gaithored...

with my brown sebago, and 250 naira dolce and gabbana glasses, I set out for the venue of the date and hired a taxi so she go know say today na today..

I got in waiting for her only to see a lady in Mercedes cl 2016 latest parking in front of the restaurant.. she picked he phone and dialled a number which unfortunately had to be mine..

I was already looking for a backdoor to escape when she suddenly entered and sighted me .with a wide smile, she gave me a hug as my heavy northerner perfume entered her nostrils...

I am very hungry ' was the first statement that came out of her mouth...

Is that ur car beside the blue van ..that green one....was the 2nd statement that came out of her mouth.....

...


To be continued.....

wristbangle:


Nothing to write na. I neva date before

Diddyydiva:
Bro bangles

Why are you lying?

Why are you lying?

You mean you Neva take anybody go other room ?

wristbangle:


I nefa see other room 4 my life before!

ClassCaptain:

yes....


I remember a few months ago ...Then a nairalander I really liked contacted me ...I was filled with exceeding joy as I discovered that she stayed in the same vicinity I was...

I immediately entered a joyful mood as I suspected it was the tithe I paid last month that brought such joyous news to my doorstep..for the first time in 6 months, I rushed outside to buy malt which I mixed with condensed peak milk to celebrate this legendary feat..

Soon she stated that she wanted to meet the so called class captain and I jumped with joy as I instantly accepted this delicious and impasse kalitu offer from this NL lady...

In order not to dissapoint her , I hurriedly called a couple of my friends and by borrowed money around..I was share able to raise. 5k.. with the money I kept in my Kolo to buy a new phone, I broke kolo and got one thousand and 50 naira..

fast forward to the big day, I charged my phone full hoping to take pictures and post on NL with this most wanted lady..Haven soaked my shirt in starch three days before and with a very good charcoal iron which I got after they cut our light for six weeks, I made sure my clothes were gaithored...

with my brown sebago, and 250 naira dolce and gabbana glasses, I set out for the venue of the date and hired a taxi so she go know say today na today..

I got in waiting for her only to see a lady in Mercedes cl 2016 latest parking in front of the restaurant.. she picked he phone and dialled a number which unfortunately had to be mine..

I was already looking for a backdoor to escape when she suddenly entered and sighted me .with a wide smile, she gave me a hug as my heavy northerner perfume entered her nostrils...

I am very hungry ' was the first statement that came out of her mouth...

Is that ur car beside the blue van ..that green one....was the 2nd statement that came out of her mouth.....

...


To be continued.....

KissChris:
Make I come read stories lies


Make I share mine too


I was in JSS3, there was this girl I was wooing.


One day, I just think say wetin I fit buy for this girl o


Nobody send Me o


After a lot of debate, I con package #30 digestive and #50 vanilla for one nylon


When I wan go give Her, I make sure say class empty.... But I miscalculated


As I dey present the thing like this, na so the class enter (The period was cut short )


And She con reject the 'gift' in front of everybody


Na Me chop the biscuit last

slimthugchimee:
guy gimme some ov that shii first
make i clear eye dey answer op

judeefcc:
looking for familiar stories to relate with all your attempts to get me banned failed

Mujaheeeden:
grow up and stay away from her

judeefcc:
shut up and face her, she is the one that goes about looking for trouble

Mujaheeeden:
Even if she finds your trouble as a so called "Man" can't you overlook it and walk.


Don't go down that road of abusing people if you want to pass info. You can comment without abuses and curses

judeefcc:
guy i dey prepare for chelsea match, you dey disturb my preparation

Mujaheeeden:
Suit yourself but allow her to rest.


Thank you

teejaypee:

Tosyne2much and lies sha ,

between you and Lai Muhammed, who lie pass

tosyne2much:
Drop ya own experience let's learn

am I broke

teepsee:


Secondary school love abi?

Mine was flowers oo, valentine day, i wonder watin carry wan give Nigeria bae flower. Chai you need to see embarrassment.

Some girls no just get joy

Mimzyy:


Running stomach??

Olori wa wlc back

ClassCaptain:



To be continued.....

ClassCaptain:

yes....


I remember a few months ago ...Then a nairalander I really liked contacted me ...I was filled with exceeding joy as I discovered that she stayed in the same vicinity I was...

I immediately entered a joyful mood as I suspected it was the tithe I paid last month that brought such joyous news to my doorstep..for the first time in 6 months, I rushed outside to buy malt which I mixed with condensed peak milk to celebrate this legendary feat..

Soon she stated that she wanted to meet the so called class captain and I jumped with joy as I instantly accepted this delicious and impasse kalitu offer from this NL lady...

In order not to dissapoint her , I hurriedly called a couple of my friends and by borrowed money around..I was share able to raise. 5k.. with the money I kept in my Kolo to buy a new phone, I broke kolo and got one thousand and 50 naira..

fast forward to the big day, I charged my phone full hoping to take pictures and post on NL with this most wanted lady..Haven soaked my shirt in starch three days before and with a very good charcoal iron which I got after they cut our light for six weeks, I made sure my clothes were gaithored...

with my brown sebago, and 250 naira dolce and gabbana glasses, I set out for the venue of the date and hired a taxi so she go know say today na today..

I got in waiting for her only to see a lady in Mercedes cl 2016 latest parking in front of the restaurant.. she picked he phone and dialled a number which unfortunately had to be mine..

I was already looking for a backdoor to escape when she suddenly entered and sighted me .with a wide smile, she gave me a hug as my heavy northerner perfume entered her nostrils...

I am very hungry ' was the first statement that came out of her mouth...

Is that ur car beside the blue van ..that green one....was the 2nd statement that came out of her mouth.....

...


To be continued.....

confistified:
Olori wa wlc back

Mimzyy:


Bonjour

Doctorfitz:
Tosyne2much abeg help me answer this;who is more broke? The girl wey I feed and no get shingba for tfare or the guy wey feed am and no get balleri to gv am 4 tfare?

tosyne2much:
Hahahaha.. Funny you.. Well, na the babe ooooo

Brymo:
This has always bin the tenets that has patterned my life, even before I knew.
Anything I can't afford, I don't like.
I don't like iPhone 6, 7 et al.
I don't like the kind of girls I would have loved to like, infact I don't like any girl, because I can't afford them.
In conclusion, no room for embarrassment.

tosyne2much:
I went to my girlfriend's place sometime last year and I met the full house. After chilling with them to watch local home movies, I told them I was going when my girlfriend's sisters playfully blocked my way and insisted that I bought them recharge card to subscribe daily data plan each, and failure to do that would make them deny me access outside the door.

It was all like a joke not knowing that I was in deep mess. Their father told them to give way and let me go jhor but they said they won't give way until I do their wish. As a very smart broke guy, I tried to scope them that I would send it to them as soon as I got home but dem no gree oooo

Her father turned to me and said, 'Tosin' oyah bail yourself out from these troublesome ladies if not they won't allow you go ooo. At that instance I felt like the ground should open and swallow me up not because I had no kobo in my pocket but because I had embarrassed myself in the presence of my in-laws. I was just standing there smiling as if all was well while I was shedding tears inside of me

I can't even remember how I managed to bail myself out that day sef

Guys, over to you. Yours might be different from this but don't hesitate to share it

henrylowe:
Okada drop me here, I say drop me here! I'm coming to share mine

I met a lady online and we started crushing on each other. After few months of regular calls and chat, we scheduled an appointment to meet in my house but all my effort to make her come to my house proved abortive because she insisted we had a rendezvous at an eatery. I guess she thought I wanted to comb her

She called me and informed me she was in my area a d I went to pick her up and took her straight to the eatery with just N300 in my pocket. My aim was that patapata she go drink a bottle of coke which costs N150 and a pie of N150, but to my greatest shock, we told me she wanted something more and I was being open to her that I had only N400 in my pocket

She began to rain curses on me loudly that she regret having a date with someone who can't afford a bottle of coke let alone fried rice. I felt the ground should open and swallow me up cos everybody in the eatery was looking at me pitifully

I can't remember how I left the eatery that that

Zaynne:
Tbh you bleep up, why would you go to your gf house knowing fully well you have a child as a gf, nd still you went there with no penny mk I no talk my mind finish