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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Franchise21(m): 2:11pm On Nov 08, 2016
Ishilove, pictures of ur chest OR
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by bitchcrafts: 2:14pm On Nov 08, 2016
Ishilove:

So boobies staring is a reflex action, like knee jerks? smiley

She's a writer
"conditioned reflex" like dancing when the music begins to play smiley

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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Adesiji77: 2:15pm On Nov 08, 2016
Ishilove:
I personally can relate to this; that age long habit of men ogling women's _boobs so intensely you begin to wonder if your face has migrated to your chest. cheesy

Really funny piece. Enjoy

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/11/mr-man-my-face-is-not-on-my-chest.html

Ishi! cheesy grin
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Ishilove: 2:42pm On Nov 08, 2016
bitchcrafts:
"conditioned reflex" like dancing when the music begins to play smiley
So who conditioned this condition? grin
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Ishilove: 2:43pm On Nov 08, 2016
Adesiji77:


Ishi! cheesy grin
Yels? grin
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Ishilove: 2:44pm On Nov 08, 2016
Franchise21:
Ishilove, pictures of ur chest OR
This isn't about me undecided
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Ishilove: 2:45pm On Nov 08, 2016
bitchcrafts:
Quite evident. Any notable notch in her belt as a career writer
I have no idea.
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by bitchcrafts: 2:47pm On Nov 08, 2016
Ishilove:

So who conditioned this condition? grin
I don't know. You just found yrself dancing to that beat you call favorite, remember?
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by bitchcrafts: 2:48pm On Nov 08, 2016
Ishilove:
I have no idea.
Google is my friend , then.
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Ishilove: 3:43pm On Nov 08, 2016
bitchcrafts:
Google is my friend , then.
A very dear friend indeed. wink
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by kinglekan: 3:47pm On Nov 08, 2016
Ishilove:
I personally can relate to this; that age long habit of men ogling women's _boobs so intensely you begin to wonder if your face has migrated to your chest. cheesy

Really funny piece. Enjoy



http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/11/mr-man-my-face-is-not-on-my-chest.html

This post got me laughing all through. grin grin

I really felt for Mama Samira.. Lol

Tbh I think uncle kasali had a legal right to be provoked. How could she assume such a position without fully securing the dangling helium balloons. Kasali must have been traumatized time and time again. He wasn't going to sit back and allow her continue to torment his crinkum crankum. grin

As for the perverted doctor who I am pretty sure is Dr Kingtom. He got what he deserved, how he still hasn't had his cert to practice revoked beats me grin grin

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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by iSufferFools: 3:54pm On Nov 08, 2016
Estharfabian:


excuse my cockiness but yeah, I fücking know! grin

Didn't know you have cock_ don't tell me you're a she...

Nah! Those water melons are too good to lie, gurl. grin
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by ElsonMorali: 4:09pm On Nov 08, 2016
Mimzyy:
Funny.

That doctor-patient thing, I can relate. Had a similar experience.

Download the full gist for us abeg...

Wait...lemme get my popcorn....
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Nobody: 4:13pm On Nov 08, 2016
grin grin grin grin

Glad I read that cool

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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Taiofil(m): 4:15pm On Nov 08, 2016
Bresst...bresst ...bweast ...can be the best on a woman's body... a.k.a court of appeal as a poster said... You can actualli convince some men in some situation with a nice succullent bress... It the original Court Of Appeal grin

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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Nobody: 4:16pm On Nov 08, 2016
kinglekan:


This post got me laughing all through. grin grin

I really felt for Mama Samira.. Lol

Tbh I think uncle kasali had a legal right to be provoked. How could she take such position without fully securing the dangling helium balloons. Kasali must have been traumatized time and time again. He wasn't going to sit back and allow her continue to torment his crinkum crankum. grin

As for the perverted doctor who I am pretty sure is Dr Kingtom. He got what he deserved, how he still hasn't had his cert to practice revoked beats me grin grin

Lol I used my visualisation techniques and it was hilarious to watch the scene play out. grin grin grin cool

Where is our doctor friend kingtom I don't see him comment anymore undecided

How have you been?
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by kinglekan: 4:29pm On Nov 08, 2016
Dimples999:


Lol I used my visualisation techniques and it was hilarious to watch the scene play out. grin grin grin cool

Where is our doctor friend kingtom I don't see him comment anymore undecided

How have you been?

Hahahaha...Same here. I could imagine Kasali staggering from side to side with his gaze set on the twin pairs. What a sight to behold grin grin

Oh..that one is doing what he knows how to do best as usual, ogling the boobs of all his patients. undecided

I am doing well, I haven't seen you here in a long while too and you went off whtapp. Hope you good too tho? and still in touch with your friend lala? smiley
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Yewandequeen(f): 4:31pm On Nov 08, 2016
Very funny.

But we are used to it.
Wen i catch anyone looking then i raise my head high, posture straight abd i be like Keep shocked u cant get me tongue

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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Franchise21(m): 4:56pm On Nov 08, 2016
Ishilove:

This isn't about me undecided
I know sha. Wuz joking
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by hexy1: 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2016
this is real milk industry, full option.......!!!!!
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by An0nimus: 5:03pm On Nov 08, 2016
Sometimes we gotta look y'know. It's free after all.

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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Nobody: 5:09pm On Nov 08, 2016
Adesiji77:


Ishi! cheesy grin
Mister man, get a grip. undecided kilode.
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Adesiji77: 6:00pm On Nov 08, 2016
BoboYekini:

Mister man, get a grip. undecided kilode.

undecided angry

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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Mintayo(m): 6:24pm On Nov 08, 2016
Nothing is wrong with looking na. lipsrsealed the problem is looking "passionately" lipsrsealed

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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by youngsahito(m): 6:38pm On Nov 08, 2016
viju milk industry
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Nobody: 6:41pm On Nov 08, 2016
Ishilove:
I personally can relate to this; that age long habit of men ogling women's _boobs so intensely you begin to wonder if your face has migrated to your chest. cheesy

Really funny piece. Enjoy



http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/11/mr-man-my-face-is-not-on-my-chest.html

But what if the chest is in my face. 'Cos some chests are like that. cheesy
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Ishilove: 6:58pm On Nov 08, 2016
Mimzyy:
Funny.

That doctor-patient thing, I can relate. Had a similar experience.
Me too cheesy wink
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Ishilove: 7:01pm On Nov 08, 2016
Haute:


But what if the chest is in my face. 'Cos some chests are like that. cheesy
Then glance politely and look away cheesy

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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Nobody: 7:11pm On Nov 08, 2016
my boobs my selling point grin
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Viking007(m): 7:36pm On Nov 08, 2016
SafeDavid:
I thought there was a research that says men who stare at a woman's chest live longer. cool
cheesy

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Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Nobody: 7:57pm On Nov 08, 2016
Ishilove:

Then glance politely and look away cheesy

Yeah right. Now I know how you spend your nights: you spend them pondering how to send all men to convents. cheesy
Re: Mr. Man, My Face Is Not On My Chest!!" by Yewandequeen(f): 8:05pm On Nov 08, 2016
Haute:


Yeah right. Now I know how you spend your nights: you spend them pondering how to send all men to convents. cheesy


Dont u all deserve that?

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