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Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 1:03pm On Dec 22, 2016

Polyestar:
Lalasticlala, why do you like pushing snake topics to the front page?

Why are you not lending Berlyn, your Stan, a listening ear? She had to deactivate her handle and come back again because of you.

Are you a VIRGIN

hey Who Tf is you, don't you think you need to get your fact right before jumping into silly conclusion... ..

Re: Tag And Ask by Frankdammy(m): 1:04pm On Dec 22, 2016

BrooklynTheBully:

Well, I'm still one of the EMT people anytime they finally decide on resuming... But I'm very sure that January 3 ain't the surest day we're gonna resume... BTW, how you take see that new registration portal now wey we go dey register again??

i can't say 4 sure, can't recall d last time i evn logged in to dat dia website.... d new portal might just b 4 d freshers only according 2 sources 4rm CRC. Bt its al good sha if everytin is settled b4 january 3.

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 1:05pm On Dec 22, 2016

If someone could tell you the exact day and time that you are going to die, would you want them to tell you?

Cc: polyestar

Re: Tag And Ask by ivyy(f): 1:05pm On Dec 22, 2016

Dreyl:
And you obviously ignored my mention intentionally, no wahala...

I'm sowii

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Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 1:05pm On Dec 22, 2016

Berlynn:
hey Who Tf is you, don't you think you need to get your fact right before jumping into silly conclusion... ..

Nice boobs!

Re: Tag And Ask by Polyestar(m): 1:12pm On Dec 22, 2016

Berlynn:
hey Who Tf is you, don't you think you need to get your fact right before jumping into silly conclusion... ..

I thought we finished this thing yesterday and I apologized. What did you eat this afternoon

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Re: Tag And Ask by BrooklynTheBully: 1:13pm On Dec 22, 2016

Frankdammy:
i can't say 4 sure, can't recall d last time i evn logged in to dat dia website.... d new portal might just b 4 d freshers only according 2 sources 4rm CRS. Bt its al good sha if everytin is settled b4 january 3.

Lol, Bruh that's actually true... I heard a new website surfaced on Tuesday and the funniest thing about the website is that the oldies now need to register all over again... They confirm the info in my department group too... All I know is that the pending January 3 still got some thick bush around... But God fit dash those JAC sense before then though

Re: Tag And Ask by Polyestar(m): 1:14pm On Dec 22, 2016

monsurufatai:
If someone could tell you the exact day and time that you are going to die, would you want them to tell you?

Cc: polyestar

I'd want to know how I'm going to die.

Re: Tag And Ask by BrooklynTheBully: 1:20pm On Dec 22, 2016

Aniker:
big lie...i know that line

Aniker, I ain't telling you lies na... I dreamt about you, we actually did some crazy and amazing stuffs

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 1:22pm On Dec 22, 2016

Polyestar:

I'd want to know how I'm going to die.

Hehehe

Polytoto!!!

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 1:22pm On Dec 22, 2016

Polyestar:

I thought we finished this thing yesterday and I apologized. What did you eat this afternoon

I thought I was having a dejavu moment shocked

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 1:23pm On Dec 22, 2016

Polyestar:

I thought we finished this thing yesterday and I apologized. What did you eat this afternoon

Probably fufu and okra soup..

Re: Tag And Ask by Frankdammy(m): 1:36pm On Dec 22, 2016

BrooklynTheBully:

Lol, Bruh that's actually true... I heard a new website surfaced on Tuesday and the funniest thing about the website is that the oldies now need to register all over again... They confirm the info in my department group too... All I know is that the pending January 3 still got some thick bush around... But God fit dash those JAC sense before then though

i dey tel u, person gatz add am 4 prayer point, unto say those JAC staffs b ppl papa and mama na hin make me dey watch my words, dia doom go surface one day... Hw ur brk dey go nah?, lols, shey una sqwander ur sch fee money sha..?

Re: Tag And Ask by Polyestar(m): 1:40pm On Dec 22, 2016

JuicyLucy:

I thought I was having a dejavu moment

I think she's confused. cheesy

Re: Tag And Ask by jeff1607(m): 1:58pm On Dec 22, 2016

sinizia:

Pardon my mistake, it's a lake not a river. It's Oguta Lake in Oguta, Imo state. It's not scary as I paint it though, I just had a bad first experience out there.

WOULD LIKE TO VISIT , THINKING IT MIGHT BE LIKE THE RIVER OSUN AND OYO IF AM CORRECT

Re: Tag And Ask by AloyalNigerian(m): 2:32pm On Dec 22, 2016

BrooklynTheBully:

Aniker, I ain't telling you lies na... I dreamt about you, we actually did some crazy and amazing stuffs

BE WARNED!!! She's taken. undecided

Aniker:
big lie...i know that line

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 3:06pm On Dec 22, 2016

Polyestar:

I thought we finished this thing yesterday and I apologized. What did you eat this afternoon

i am not understanding, are u just seeing the post?? undecided

Re: Tag And Ask by Polyestar(m): 3:10pm On Dec 22, 2016

Berlynn:
i am not understanding, are u just seeing the post??

You reposted again today. Check.

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 3:13pm On Dec 22, 2016

Polyestar:

You reposted again today. Check.

just seeing this, lol wasn't even online as at the time it was re-posted .... like i am surprise

Re: Tag And Ask by Dreyl(m): 3:15pm On Dec 22, 2016

ivyy:

I'm sowii

Their's something i want to tell you, but i won't say it here because of some tatafos, so how do i get your digit

Re: Tag And Ask by Polyestar(m): 3:18pm On Dec 22, 2016

Berlynn:
just seeing this, lol wasn't even online as at the time it was re-posted .... like i am surprise

So how come? Does anyone else have access to your Nairaland accoun?

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 3:19pm On Dec 22, 2016

Polyestar:

So how come? Does anyone else have access to your Nairaland accoun?

SERIOUSLY i am confused ..... Just coming online to see this i am sorry tho

Re: Tag And Ask by BrooklynTheBully: 3:28pm On Dec 22, 2016

AloyalNigerian:
BE WARNED!!! She's taken.

Dude, who are you??

Re: Tag And Ask by BrooklynTheBully: 3:33pm On Dec 22, 2016

Frankdammy:
i dey tel u, person gatz add am 4 prayer point, unto say those JAC staffs b ppl papa and mama na hin make me dey watch my words, dia doom go surface one day... Hw ur brk dey go nah?, lols, shey una sqwander ur sch fee money sha..?

Lol, Na true sha... Baba the break don dey become something else OoO, ah just dey gather money dey spend am ... I still dey reason how ah go do the budget padding for my parents sef . . . So how your own na??

Re: Tag And Ask by Masonic(m): 4:37pm On Dec 22, 2016

sinizia:

LOL!! So that's what they call their water deities? Mehn, on that day, even with my deep knowledge of the salt and fresh water phenomenon, I was scared shitlěss. This wasn't even on the edge, it was right in the middle of the river. No sign of help. No close distance to the shore and I can't swim for shît. The urban legend that Arthur Nzeribe took his powers from the point where both waters refused to mix kept playing in my head, heightening my fear of the great beyond. Trust me, science and knowledge flies out of the window when the grim reaper come calling. Ain't no way I'm going near that river for at least 5 more years.

According to ancient Oguta folktales, Oraashi used to be the wife of Ogbuide who left him due to whatever unsolvable dispute they might have had. Both gods never agree on anything. They even split the support of their people as you can't find an Oraashi worshiper referencing Ogbuide and vice versa. Their rift is still evident till date as the point where both rivers are meant to collide is one of the scariest phenomenon known to man. When you draw water from Ogbuide and pour it into Oraashi, the river forcefully sends it back! cheesy

Their confluence is more like a battleground as both rivers never penetrate or mix. Its a sight to behold man, and fücking scary too! The force with which they meet can upturn anything in sight, ya'll were lucky.

As for Arthur and his powers, I really can't dispute that because that water tends to favour it's people a lot. I used to know a certain Pastor Chima Okeke of Global Success Ministries who heals virtually any ailment. This dude had one of the largest churches in Lagos located in Festac Town, just by its extension. He made people multi-millionaires, healed the blind, the sick, and even separated co-joined twins right inside their mother's womb! This isn't mere hearsay, I attended Global Success alot up until I relocated and left Lag so i know. I and a friend of mine were having a deep discussion one day, this guy is in-the-know when it comes to most major underground workings and to top it up, he's an Oguta son. He revealed to me in confidence how the good pastor (who is also an oguta son) used to be a staunch worshipper of the Ogbuide deity and how he sourced powers from the great river and was granted. He bluntly revealed that the pastor's powers can never work on Oguta people and that its not news that the good pastor's people have been pleading with him to come to his hometown and hold just one revival crusade but he has bluntly turned them down. This same dude jets around the world like it's his birthright but can't go home for fear of being asked to "perform". grin

I then recalled a certain incident which played out in my presence while I was still attending his church -- While leaving the church after every service, the pastor likes to feel like "James Bond" by touching one or two persons and "healing" them on his way out of the church premesis and on this day, I took my aunt to the alter so he can pray for her. She was at the back and he was working his magic on people in front. They were falling down under the annointing while clearing the path which led to where my aunt and I stood. Spurred by the euphoria of the moment and thinking that by telling him that she's an Oguta woman, he will double her prayers grin

, my aunt, while others were busy praying started shouting: "pastor biko meerem ebere kperem ekpere na abum onye Oguta" - she said this repeatedly till he heard it, looked surprisingly at her, then turned away right in front of her and headed straight for his convoy! It was as if he had seen his Kryptonite grin

It wasn't until my friend told me about the limitations of his powers (which is now public knowledge by the way) that that incident started to make sense.
Arthur, like every illustrious son pays homage to that river, that I can confirm. I have an aunt who's an nnpc director who does the same. Her sis who's a successful caterer does so too. So its really not out of place to assume that these people owe their success to that river.

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Re: Tag And Ask by wHyyyyyyyyyY: 5:03pm On Dec 22, 2016

Dreyl:
Their's something i want to tell you, but i won't say it here because of some tatafos, so how do i get your digit

poor line

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Re: Tag And Ask by Dreyl(m): 5:15pm On Dec 22, 2016

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
poor line

And who told you it's a line? abeg face front. grin

Re: Tag And Ask by wHyyyyyyyyyY: 5:21pm On Dec 22, 2016

Dreyl:
And who told you it's a line? abeg face front.

Re: Tag And Ask by lanicky(f): 5:49pm On Dec 22, 2016

Emodeee:

na wa oh. miss nairaland, so you are single now because you can't settle for a mummy's boy?

when was that if i may ask? be specific.

Not quite long ago.

Re: Tag And Ask by Aniker(f): 6:15pm On Dec 22, 2016

AloyalNigerian:
BE WARNED!!! She's taken.

taken

Re: Tag And Ask by Aniker(f): 6:16pm On Dec 22, 2016

BrooklynTheBully:

Aniker, I ain't telling you lies na... I dreamt about you, we actually did some crazy and amazing stuffs

okay tell ne cheesy

Re: Tag And Ask by Emodeee: 6:17pm On Dec 22, 2016

lanicky:

Not quite long ago.

this year or the previous year?

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