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Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Nobody: 12:28pm On Feb 08, 2017
grin
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by oluFELAxy(m): 12:29pm On Feb 08, 2017
Stage 3...abi they crash from the beginning
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Shortyy(f): 12:29pm On Feb 08, 2017
Since when did this one become a r/ship expert
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by pussypounder(m): 12:29pm On Feb 08, 2017
Stages:
I. If you don't want to be a father yet, don't creamp1e even if you keep your nuts hanging out, Instead you can cream pie her assssshole wink

II. Let her sit on your face before you teabag unless it smells like rotten fish angry

III. Once the snail is already slimy, you can put just the mushroom tip inside but don't explode inside even though it's too sweet shocked

IV. Never keep your nuts hanging out for too long unless you will mistakenly put your akamu inside the pot embarassed

V. Then you can decide to bury the hammer so deep that the next explorer would think it was a dagger cool

Thank me later

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Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by SmartyPants(m): 12:30pm On Feb 08, 2017
Stage 3 actually comes before stage 2. Also i don't think there is necessarily a stage 5...instead, what you have observed as stage 5 is merely the offshoot of a successful stage 4 when the relationship is composed of purpose-driven individuals.

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Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by AreaFada2: 12:31pm On Feb 08, 2017
If you have not reached stage 4 you have not even started. Stage 3 is not even necessarily notice for those genuinely in love.
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by babyfaceafrica: 12:33pm On Feb 08, 2017
royalmoron:
Can you point finger and mention sobriquets of those you believe do that? everyone claims others are demoralizing the section but no one has so far point finger.
toks

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Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Nobody: 12:34pm On Feb 08, 2017
next person pls
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Nobody: 12:36pm On Feb 08, 2017
Am going with all of them.
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Bowwow11(m): 12:37pm On Feb 08, 2017
really fact
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by NevetsIbot(m): 12:37pm On Feb 08, 2017
I nd bae been fighting since sunday.... We're in stage 3... Iyam tayad. She won't apologize first.. Tarh... I nor do again
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by okowande(f): 12:39pm On Feb 08, 2017
Stage 3 will alwaz be the end bc most couple don Bleep tired and the passion don wear off!
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by SalomonKane: 12:39pm On Feb 08, 2017
Shortyy:
Since when did this one become a r/ship expert
Everybody wants to be a relationship expert nowadays. grin
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Bettymama: 12:39pm On Feb 08, 2017
Following this illustration, what stage am I ?
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Kreasse(m): 12:43pm On Feb 08, 2017
Nice though
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by seyigiggle: 12:44pm On Feb 08, 2017
tonye never see alert. baba no dey grin

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Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by oskaaay(m): 12:45pm On Feb 08, 2017
THANKS OP!
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by segzie2012: 1:09pm On Feb 08, 2017
hmmm...love matta is like A Boss in your office(Dream Job), who is in-charge of your appraisals, your promotion and your salary....

The Boss is Arrogant, Bossy, Rude, authoritarian.....just name it, all the bad bad attitude

Guess You dont have a choice than to like the Boss - If you can work and tolorate all dat..... then you can have a successful love story

Cheers

#myopinion.segz
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Alexbrain(m): 1:10pm On Feb 08, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
people be discussing relationships while I'm here just waiting for Sunday to come so i can watch the walking dead.
LOL, even me oh
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Josephamstrong1(m): 1:11pm On Feb 08, 2017
smiley

Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Danhumprey: 1:19pm On Feb 08, 2017
Justeenaleo, can you relate with these stages?
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by professore(m): 1:25pm On Feb 08, 2017
Nice thread.
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by oscaruzie(m): 1:30pm On Feb 08, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
people be discussing relationships while I'm here just waiting for Sunday to come so i can watch the walking dead.

abeg season 8 don show??
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Marvel1206: 1:31pm On Feb 08, 2017
NevetsIbot:
I nd bae been fighting since sunday.... We're in stage 3... Iyam tayad. She won't apologize first.. Tarh... I nor do again
grin tongue
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Switup: 1:32pm On Feb 08, 2017
Its outrageous wen they both pass stage three and then they realise they cant continue because maybe they're both AS.











Cheating and heartbreak sef for better pass mutually agreeing to end end d affair cus of fear of Sickle Cell
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Ehi07(f): 1:35pm On Feb 08, 2017
So true. Thanks for sharing.
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by fromnigeria(m): 1:35pm On Feb 08, 2017
This piece have not been written mainly for page views, THAT is why it makes alot of sense.


I have hope on this platform, knowing the Tonyebarcanistas exists.

Kudos
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by IamLEGEND1: 1:42pm On Feb 08, 2017
oscaruzie:

abeg season 8 don show??
na season 7 TWD still dey oh.
dem just split am into 2.
the second half of the season will be back on sunday.
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by Nobody: 1:46pm On Feb 08, 2017
We need more money making schemes abeg! Enough with d boy girl talk!
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by kcowen(m): 1:52pm On Feb 08, 2017
Wait Tonye do you expect me to read all this just because of relationship what happened to summary
Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by decasey(m): 1:55pm On Feb 08, 2017
100 pacent correct.

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Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by KVC1970: 1:57pm On Feb 08, 2017
Well researched, and reality of every relationship.

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