HARDDON:





The assistant pastor always feels he can preach better that d presiding pastor until he is giving the opportunity.

Ustec:
Was chatting with one,..I said something nd she drop this..

HER: here's whats annoying, right now you are the only broke guy am chatting with yet the most annoying. I'm not usually selective nor discriminate people but its dis kind of attitude that makes me keep my distance. why d actual rich guys are nice and respecting themselves, you are here fooling yourself. better luck with the next girl.

HARDDON nd d gurus in the house, make una help me out o,..I must not loose this super hot chick o..am still thinking of what 2 reply her...

Dont ask me y she said am broke o..lol

HARDDON:


Wen i say newbies, i mean the ones we've been drlling up.

They got some kinda sparks now. N bliv me, niceness aint one of their flaws no more, ive stamped that down

2dice01:
i think what you need to do is project yourself in a way you become more of receiver than the caller...
When she calls she definitely wanna impress you..

Ustec:



Oga must hear this!

2dice01:
ok bro what do you think is remaining to learn..

mrjaybaba:
Naija girl go call u ?

HARDDON:




SENERIO 1: WALKING ON THE STREET ALONE AT NIGHT/ GENERALLY WALKING ON THE STREET

REAL LIFE CONVO: DROPPING LON , GHEHIN THE DIGITS AND GHEHIN OUT!

HARDDON:



Ammo: Use her, things around her, things she is holding, the way she is walking, what she is eating etc... to fun jab. Aint no other way for me

These are what i use n bliv me, they mostly bring them out. Apart from few that lack sense of humour, wherent in d right frame of mind to talk etc ( i simply smh n say, " if only she knows" n move on)

HARDDON:



Ammo: Use her, things around her, things she is holding, the way she is walking, what she is eating etc... to fun jab. Aint no other way for me

These are what i use n bliv me, they mostly bring them out. Apart from few that lack sense of humour, wherent in d right frame of mind to talk etc ( i simply smh n say, " if only she knows" n move on)

peterpen:

Chatting is no p, buh texting and calling, i need to improve, the last time i called two girls, i noticed i was free sassy and witty with one i was familiar with buh the other one i wasn't familiar with was a bit boring, i had to cut the call and jit myself with a pitch book, i am beginning to think i m not the problem buh the girls i approach

HARDDON:



ON DAH STREET ROLLS:
I was taking a walk on the country side when i saw her ahead with this 4" tipped heel shoe! I tot to myself, daz ma cue. N i hurried to catch up wit her , pari persu , we were n i swung after she picked mah frgrance.

Me: Wow ( i said sacastically lookin down @ her shoes)
She noticed, looked down @ her own legs n smiled
She: what? With a smile ( feeling uneasy)
me: from behind , it looks like u were gono fall any moment. N i rushed down to catch d special moment on cam for my online fans ( lol)

She: ( bent laughing, wobbling n actually almost fell, b4 she cud say a thing, i swiftly reached forth n held her hands like i dont trust she can stay any longer on her two feet)

Me: see what i was? ( we resumed walking). This shoe has no centre of gravity n must be an unreliable piece of fashion.

She: no, .does, u were d one that made me wobble

Me: yea, put d blame on me, im Akon's elder brother.
She : lol
Me: So what is that on ur hands? ( she had a pair of flip flops wrapped in a pack)
She : oh , this? my flats.
Me: u mean flip flops? Arrh! Why do u guys even bother @ all?

She: about what?

me: why do u bother spending so much on dese hills when all u do is dress up, wear it, take shots, remove it n wear ur flats in d car, then wear it back to step into d venue, snap n do notice me, then ditch it for ur flats wen sitted?

She: they hurt, wen u wear em for too long, so u hv to switch like that.

thesuave10:



To be honest, you're the problem. One thing with chyking is personality, that is voice tonality and body language. These two are by far more important than any lines you'll ever learn. Also I don't recommend giving a girl your number. It's a no no. Ask for the number like it's something your used to. Either a little fun and witty or just plain with a solid backed up reason. There are two important things I want to let you on that's extremely important
1 Balance: this means that things should not be too much or too little. Too much fun is not good and too little is also not good. Now examples of being too much fun: a too much use of smileys,lol, love emoji. Making a funny statement then adding all these too much can come off as "try hard"
2 the second thing is related to the first. Now you may know the right way to be funny or witty but doing it almost every time is also wrong. Find some time to talk a Lil and I mean a Lil like very Lil meaningful stuff. Too much spice and spark can come off all wrong.

HARDDON:


About a lady been defensive, i can assuredly tell u, u spiked d defense mechanism by wrongly mixed fun jab.

Or outright crudeness.

In picking ur way tru a bomb mine , u must not step on one.

U must learn to fly , like d Blackbird, undetected by radars while wrecking havoc .

Buh, as one still wobbling, this is expected.

U already knew what u said wasnt very kul hence u cudnt say it here

2dice01:
lmfao

peterpen:

Hw do make yourself appear like more of a receiver than a caller, hw do you even make her call you bvos i flow well and know i have gotten them pegged to some extent buh hw do you nw exercise that control over them....

Then some of them have these wack mentality that a guy must start a chat and if you don't it goes on like that cos they get mad attention from other guys.....i think i need to change the type of girls roll with

Ustec:


His technique is yielding results,but YOU wldnt figure.!lol

keep Licking Ur Fucking Ass Oil..!

HARDDON:



Frankly?
Alot!

But wit what we hv here already, d smart ones can run wit it. There is nothing like descovering truth for urself having had a spring board

If i officially learnt half of what is here, wit d way itz laid out, i think i wud hv dated alot of forbes female Billionaires in their youngers years!

I wud hv ousted Hugh Hefner as d ladies' man of d 21st century! 007' J BonD wud hv been tutoted by yours truEly

Allboiz:
Hi everyone,
This babe claims I must be the one to say sorry all the time even if she wrong, I've been rejecting her claim saying that's bad when she's the one wrong. She has even started quarrel with her claim, she stopped me kissing and sexing her. What do you guys think?

Meel:
Mr Hardon please help me out with these girl.


This girl is my old friend, (friends from secondary school). I have always had a crush on her, but have always lacked the courage to ask her out, though we are tight friends. I
It has been 5 years that we saw each other last, God willing last year December being our alumni get together, she got my phone number from my other friends. Then she messaged me on WhatsApp, since then we have been in touch together, I do talk with her either on chat messenger or phone call atleast three times in a week, if I don't message/call her she will.


I wanted to ask her out so I started by asking her, her
relationship status, lo and behold she didn't reply( after she has read the message I.e It has been marked blue), I then called her again that same night(to let her know am expecting an answer but I never spoke about the question on call with her).The following day when I haven't seen her reply I apologised for intruding on her privacy, (though she never replied). For the past two weeks that this happened , she has been trying to make our conversation very short( answering my WhatsApp message with letters instead of words, short calls instead of a lengthy one) . It has been a week we talked last, we haven't call nor message each other.

What is the forward?
N.b We school at different states but it is thirty minutes drive from each other.

LordZero:

Nice stuff....

we all should try as much as possible to mix all these things..
Sometimes am all serious and talk about personal stuffs like career choice and views about life (you'll have a lot to talk about and get to make liggt fun of their choices and drop witty and humorous lines and yet not cross d border).

Meel:
Mr Hardon please help me out with these girl.


This girl is my old friend, (friends from secondary school). I have always had a crush on her, but have always lacked the courage to ask her out, though we are tight friends. I
It has been 5 years that we saw each other last, God willing last year December being our alumni get together, she got my phone number from my other friends. Then she messaged me on WhatsApp, since then we have been in touch together, I do talk with her either on chat messenger or phone call atleast three times in a week, if I don't message/call her she will.


I wanted to ask her out so I started by asking her, her
relationship status, lo and behold she didn't reply( after she has read the message I.e It has been marked blue), I then called her again that same night(to let her know am expecting an answer but I never spoke about the question on call with her).The following day when I haven't seen her reply I apologised for intruding on her privacy, (though she never replied). For the past two weeks that this happened , she has been trying to make our conversation very short( answering my WhatsApp message with letters instead of words, short calls instead of a lengthy one) . It has been a week we talked last, we haven't call nor message each other.

What is the forward?
N.b We school at different states but it is thirty minutes drive from each other.

Allboiz:
Hi everyone,
This babe claims I must be the one to say sorry all the time even if she wrong, I've been rejecting her claim saying that's bad when she's the one wrong. She has even started quarrel with her claim, she stopped me kissing and sexing her. What do you guys think?

Kalatium:
@Harddon
I have been using ur Drills but observed that I ain't going physical. O critical analysis I realised that I ain't touching them. I think you tell us more about the righr time to touch a girl.

thesuave10:



The thing is your pulling too much. Leave her for a while let her know life's kinda better without her then when she calls or text back, stop every "pulling too much" habit. An example, asking about her relationship status. If she is in a relationship and she wants you to know, she will let you know or she might not. Either way don't ask just do your thing. Keep all texting and calling chill don't act like the fact she's responding less affecting you. Things like: why are you not replying, why are you responding this way, calling countless times, basically anything that tends to show she's in control, quit it. #peace

Ustec:


Try Read through the pages of this thread from page(0)...thats the only way forward.!