every thread on nairaland is all about how to get a girl ....

I bet girls must be dying to know how to get a nice man too

ill teach u how to

0.get his attention (lol)
1.keep her man
2.make him love u for who u are
3.respect your stand on sex
4.yearn for u
5.marry u


let me elaborate
1. get his attention

life is funny ...7 boys are dying for u ..yet ur busy trying to get that 1 guy that doesn't even know u exist ...aiit here is a tip
A. BE YOURSELF
DON FRET .try to spark up a conversation with him
(guys are automatic creatures ,he will start flirting with u immediately ..cos that's what we do.

B. don't show him that u care ...just let him decode the signs

C. laugh at his jokes even when it is dumb

D. show him u can be fun to be with (that will make him come back!)

D. he will surely ask for ur number ..(if he doesn't ....find a way to make him remember it(don't ask me how ,your brain is there for a reason)
now first stage is off!!

unless in another country ...but as far as naija is concerned ...he will call u unless he is gay ..


WHEN DATING

2. BE A BITCH
don't form hard to get (gone are d days ) instead show him ur a bitch that can't be toiled with...believe me the earlier the better ..

A. BE IN CONTROL OF URSELF
when he asks u were u want to hang out at ...don't tell him ur gonna go with him any were he goes ...chose the place u want for Christ sake !!!!

B. SHOW HIM U GOT THE ABILITY TO SAVE
when he makes orders from the waiter ...order a simple but rich food ...by doing this u've established a fact to him (you know good things ,your not a village girl ,and your cautious of money)believe me he will notice

C. TAKE HIM TOO OUT ON A DATE
show him you ain't here for the money

3. SLOW DOWN A LITTLE
at this time he knows u ain't here for child's play ...
now show him some respect ,praise him,and compliment him ,care for him to

4. NEVER MENTION MARRIAGE

it scares them away in general

5.. SEX SEX SEX

one day he will ask for it ...
reasons why men ask for sex

A. in payment for all expenses done (that why I say ...when he gives u 2000# use 1000# and buy him something too ...so that the whole shit will be balanced

B.WHEN DRUNK
drunkenness comes with great sex urge ....please sleep in your own house that night iyaaa

C. TO PROVE TO HIM U LOVE HIM
na lie .....tell him(bae am a type of girl that don't play with shit like this ...when I say I love u ...I mean every word ) if he doesn't want to hear ,babe just waka go ur way unless u like bleeping shaa

note:when he promises heaven and earth to u ....promise. him butterfly style and elephant style if he will wait till u two get married ...if he pleads with u DAT konji dey chop him ,u too plead with him Dt celibation dey hungry u too






6..BITCH WORK!
don't be lazy work!!
he will know u don't give a damn bout his money ...
when he sees ur dependent on him ...he will feel too important... (after all she can't do without me)


7. SCARE THE WOLVES
don't let any bitch take ur man ....just show ur man love and respect ...but if that other girl uses sex to lure him away from u ....just leave d guy ...mumu guy ...u don't wana spend ur life with pussy chaser ...but deal with that bitch later ooo (vengeance is sweet)


MARRIAGE !!

believe me guys think of marriage more than u think ....
what a man thinks of a woman bfo marriage

1. is she well mannered
2. is she industrious
3. is she caring
4. can I live with her
5.can she save
6.can she stand up to herself
7. how supportive can she be
8.(last ...for me though )can she Cook

NOW HOW TO KEEP YOUR MAN AFTER MARRIAGE

FEEDING

NOT EVERY MAN LIKES EATING EGGS AND BREAD AFTER A HARD DAY WORK (THIS IS A WARNING TO GIRLS THAT WENT TO UNIVERSITIES AND ARE ADDICTED TO COOKING SOFT MEALS...DO THAT IN UR MARRIAGE AND SEE YOUR HUSBAND EATING FUFU IN A RESTAURANT .


SEX


MY SISTER Bleep HIS BRAINS OUT ..

SEX IS LIKE FOOD ...WHEN U EAT ENOUGH...YOU WONT EAT ANOTHER COS UR FILLED UP ...AND NOBODY EATS RICE EVERYDAY DAY ...PLEASE CHANGE UR STYLE ...PORNOGRAPHY IS FOR MARRIED PEOPLES ...SO THEY CAN PRACTICE STYLES....COS IF U DONT. ..AND HE GETS TIRED OF U ...THEN D SECRETARY IS D NEXT OPTION !

TREAT HIS FAMILY WELL ESP HIS MUM ...

some girls get angry when ever d husband says things like my mum said this,did this,want this ...be careful BOYS DONT PLAY WITH THERE MUM!



I believe the entire tutorial covers all of these ...

(guys are cheap oo ...if to say na how to get girl the thing go full two pages ni)

ask me questions if necessary
quote me wrong if I made a mistake
no insult pls

cc;lalasticlala

Is that all?

Hold on

Let me sit and observe first!!

If is not making sense, I shoot u with a Fuccko

I will post this on my wall .

I mean wall in my room, juz in case I may forget sumtin

hmmm...oya come and drop the male own oooo

I agree with the op, as for me your don't have to show me much green the moment I see little am down with you, I love to be down to earth, no time wasting.

TrapQueen77:


I will post this on my wall .
I mean wall in my room, juz in case I may forget sumtin

ur queen lala ...no need u get am inbuilt

Smellymouth:
Is that all?

bad belle

brandydaniells:
bad belle

It's allowed..

Good day bruh..

Smellymouth:

It's allowed..
Good day bruh..

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I'll kill u bro

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Btw i dnt giv a Bleep..

Lemme chill here first. My hands are weak, i've been moving from thread to thread.











#BrIngSOutHisCheeseBalls

brandydaniells:
I'll kill u bro

You need a fuvk? You can have one over there bro..

you exposed alot!

sexytemi wa kogbon.. time is not on your side

maybe we will rest from anti-love threads.

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Wake me up when you are ready..

Smellymouth:

Wake me up when you are ready..

end time child

Thanks to ur Web I can scribble on pictures

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Oh well..

You're Still my bebebebe(Tom's voice of tomand jerry).
Make i park my KaBukabu here.

you girls have got to be smarter ...

Who cares

Lionbite:
Hold on