Mrluv:
so nobody can advice me here.well let me put on my shame cap and bounce out after all the race is not for the swift

liljboy:
you are just a Roaster on heat..... Go for other babes, there are too many fishes in the ocean. Read the drills over again and correct your F ups.

Ustec:
BOSS....
I was talking to one yesterday night..I noticed she was looking at me seductively nd I wasn't rily expecting anything cos she's somehow a target practice...

so I said: this one that you are looking @ me like you wanna have me all to yourself this night...you have to try harder...

the response was:
HER:Have you as how,..to do what?

I just went blank,so I spin..

BOSS I know there is something she wants me to say and what not to say..
what's ur take on that

Japhet04:
so I have finally gotten this girls number from her friend, who told me not to tell her who I got it from.

pls liljboy what is the best way to call or message a girl whose number you got from her friend, I can't chat cause she's not on WhatsApp,
pls I don't want to do it in a way that she will think I am unserious.


Harddon
Okwypascal
Ustec

HARDDON:


Your voice hv to be sonorous!
U know that kinda voice u hear n u just dont want em to hang up? Yea!

I have been faced wit countless situations like that! I mostly win em over. But d few that aint worth it, im always d first to drop d call!

The bellicose ones aint worth
The crude ones aint worth it
The humourless ones aint worth it
The ones that cant string a fun jab convo aint worth.

If a gurl can be belligrent to a stranger she knows not, what r u doing wit her?

Usually i wud send a hook/suspense message they wud usually call back cos of d way d msg is structured:

"Thanks for abandoning me wit three kids n time travelling to planet earth wit a fallen star. Ive come to get u home......( insert her name her, skin colour, height, cup size n any other crazy detail, den sit back n relax , she must call)"


Or

"Remind me ur shoe size again, size 30 or 40?"

Or

" what has been happening? Your b00bs r getting smaller, your eyes bigger n neck longer?!"

Or

"So u have been cheating on me? After all we been tru?!"

HARDDON:



Or

" vanilla or banana, which wud u rather hv?"

Or

" a gold neckchain or three sets of VS lingerie?"

" make up kit or lingeria?"


" where wud u rather we spend d suma, D bahamas or dubai?"



Why wudnt she cal?

HARDDON:


She wud call back immediately!

Ignore it. tru out that day! suspensez

Or after a while of her calling, send her a msg : '
" hi, cant talk right now, msg only, ok bye"

HARDDON:


We usually advise newbies to toll d msg lane to avoid getting bland n running out of tots on calls. Call is more tasking n too instant . msg gives u time to think or even run here for ideas

HARDDON:



If she respond to d msg wit "who is this please?"

Wait a while then reply wit: wow, my own woman asking me such a question? Wow. N here i am trying to get her some stuffs! Ok, since ive been replaced, Bye!"

HARDDON:



hey, while @ it, u must make sure ur true caller la active! Dont be caught off guard

HARDDON:


She wud call n call , plead n prob, u aint having none of it!

hey, while @ it, u must make sure ur true caller la active! Dont be caught off guard

HARDDON:



She doesnt want u to say anything! She said that to put u off balance! N boy did she succeed!
U swung a ballfull line n snapped her outa her tot line, she retured d favour, n u chickened out!
See how ladies can easily detect real from fakes?


Next time, u dont run to me wit your tail inbtw ur legs rather, u roll real

SHe: hv u as how? ....to do what?
U: oh so ur eyes got mind of their own? Well, they're so wet n wanting, trying to suduce me.

Or ask her:
U: how many times hv u done it?
she : dont what?
U:raped me in ur mind? Ur eyes got speaks volumes! Lol

Mrluv:
gurus in the house make una come hep out.there is this gal that normaly take her brother to school in our area.so i normally followed her if see her teasing her before we go our separate away she normally tell me bye take care even the last we talk she was free she rappor with me well and i was even trying to hold her hand which she decline.in my mind am doing a gud job and progressing only for me to get shock of my life yesterday i saw her and i went to meet her and i ask her how far she just nod her head and told me that i shld not follow her i was like wtf what type of insult is this what does the gal take me for .so i was calling her she did not answer so i follower to the sch ool where she was going and i asked her why she spoke to me that way she said she did not insult me that she don know me and she don like somebody following her and she walk out on me i was call het she did not answer her junior was even telling het aunty they are call u i don know what went wrong but i need babe to disvirgin me

Mrluv i'll be frank with you!

1st you keep running out to meet the girl every morning... are you that jobless? Even if you're jobless, you're supposed to at least pretend like you're a busy person.

2nd she told you not to follow her (because she's tired of having to deal with your annoying sorry ass every morning), still you ran after her like a cock on heat.

You've been doing a bad job. A very bad job.

From your write up, it's obvious you're a very very needy guy. Girls aren't interested in needy guys.

Stop embarrassing her. Leave her alone.


Go and read this thread from the beginning and practice them on new girls. (Leave that poor girl alone )

DO NOT APPROACH THAT GIRL UNTIL YOU'RE DONE READING THIS THREAD AND HAVE REALISED YOUR MISTAKES.

Ustec:
THANK YOU HARDDON
To me you're like an angel, sent by God above,
To cleanse my soul of sadness, and fill it with love.
You are my inspiration and I want to thank you,
For without you, I don't know what I would do.
You've changed my life around,
And turned my frown upside down.
You have showed me the way,
So that I will never STRAY.
For this I want to thank you again,
For staying close by and being a HELPER..!
And to end this off I just wanted to say,
That if you need a friend,
I'll be there till the very end.
© JJ. James

Japhet04:
HARDDON you are the best, I used this drill on her and after ignoring most of her calls I decided to make my identity known to her, after this she was trying to form bellicose saying things like 'so it is even you that was disturbing me like that', but I was not going to take that for an answer after all the stress I went thru to get her number,

So I decided to string another drill, I sent her a message that read "I'm going to pay you a visit this evening, so that I'll report to your parents because of your bad manners so that they can spank that your small ass, you have a lot to learn..."

O boy you would not believe what happened afterwards, this girl that I have not seen for up to three weeks came to class in search of me but told me she came to use the library, when I saw her there was this wide intriguing smile on her face as she was recounting the messages I sent to her, funny enough after i saw and talked with her I then saw her leaving for home meaning she came solely for me.

I know I have got her fascinated, right now I feel like a boss.

Thanks bro.

Mrluv:
hardon you know want advice me abi no problem may be me i ooffend you

HARDDON:





what a poem! lol!

so this is how you have been singing love to gurls huh? u keep repeating it until they fzone u?

btw, im glad you honing your skills with Ladies, one more skill you got to hone is in flows! ( gud lines move ladies' minds. men respond to what they see, women respond to touch and words)
you have to learn how to sit within the clouds and pelt the heart of humanity with dripping lines, sexy rhymes
seat in supper with the gods and chew on words' kolanuts, crack walnut

Yea, here is to my Quiet Quill


and hey, all thanks to God for life, for ladies and for lines!

Ustec:


Lol
They wouldn't want me to FZONE them either..!
like u ones said;
A chick that wuD grow into a rooster is spotted the very day itz hatched..!

I ones thought you were just kinda bragging when you said they see you as some sort of god @ the beginning of the thread..Now I know better..!

I doff my hart hart sir..!

CHIZZNEWS:
i know you are good... but is not fair to derail anoda person thread.. create your own thread.. we will follow

CHIZZNEWS:
i know you are good... but is not fair to derail anoda person thread.. create your own thread.. we will follow

Goodnificent:
Baba Harddon
You be d realest. Bleep all dose tips white folks dey give us e no dey work 4 our 9ja bae(s) ..you go call girl morning and night,carry her show good life,tell her wetin she wan hear(@ least Wetin you think say she wan hear) and she sef go tell you D Magical "I love You" (Nice guys food ) . You go dey happy say U dan get girlfriend ..when you check her Phone she use "Alhaji Bringy Bringy " save ya number
Baba you b life saver.. Thank You 4 Everything.. Ah 4 like share Ma tales of tales but Man it's too long(different types of soft humans).


There's dis rich kid With an attitude in Ma department that took me a week to get after covering 30pages Of drills (maybe na VC wife me go dey Bleep after ah digest d remaining 58+pg).. She dey craze 4 me and me like her too.

Ah wan date her(She's worth it) but Ah need a way to ask her out!way no go sound needy and way me no go lose ma balls(knw asking a girl out is a very risky game)

Kalatium:


Harddon has already said it times without number, never to tell a girl you love her cos u will hand ur balls to her. Let me share a story with you.

One of my friend once fall in love with a girl and within 2 months he told me that he wants to ask her out but I warned him not to tell her his feelings ,because according to me it was too early (this was even b4 I know this thread). But he didn't listen n went ahead to express his feelings n den d gal told him she barely knew him n not in love with him dat he has to wait till she enters 200L.
He waited for almost 6 months, n she didn't tell him anything.
He then gave up, but suddenly on a faithful day she gave him an impromptu visit and end up kissing him. He was so happy that after she visited him the following week, he again expressed his feelings towards her but to his surprise she still rejected him. He became confused

Asking a girl out is a terrible idea n I still don't know y. Bt all I know is that it doesn't work.

Goodnificent:
Baba Harddon
You be d realest. Bleep all dose tips white folks dey give us e no dey work 4 our 9ja bae(s) ..you go call girl morning and night,carry her show good life,tell her wetin she wan hear(@ least Wetin you think say she wan hear) and she sef go tell you D Magical "I love You" (Nice guys food ) . You go dey happy say U dan get girlfriend ..when you check her Phone she use "Alhaji Bringy Bringy " save ya number
Baba you b life saver.. Thank You 4 Everything.. Ah 4 like share Ma tales of tales but Man it's too long(different types of soft humans).


There's dis rich kid With an attitude in Ma department that took me a week to get after covering 30pages Of drills (maybe na VC wife me go dey Bleep after ah digest d remaining 58+pg).. She dey craze 4 me and me like her too
Ah wan date her(She's worth it) but Ah need a way to ask her out!way no go sound needy and way me no go lose ma balls(knw asking a girl out is a very risky game)