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Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by QueenSuccubus(f): 3:22pm On Mar 13, 2017
cheesy


My Lord Reiign...



If I wud be one of the KITCHEN UTENSILS ....what wud I be? grin
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 3:23pm On Mar 13, 2017
lefulefu:

aghh this question hard ooo grin grin grin grin grin
is it frm QueenSuccubus..or Aderola15..or Alexialin....hmm lemme think

Tough choice for you to make, abi grin grin
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 3:23pm On Mar 13, 2017
redbeans:
wlc time keeper. Dn't 'open my yansh' [speaking colloquial language].

If i were a footballer, who would i be?


Haaaaaaaa... Pogba my guy, hafar na cheesy grin tongue
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by QueenSuccubus(f): 3:24pm On Mar 13, 2017
Dextology:


Tough choice for you to make, abi grin grin


DexI..why u didn't ansa my kweshun? embarassed


Go scroll on the first page ... angry
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 3:24pm On Mar 13, 2017
comradespade:



someone cannot play with you

Baby, ask and it shall be given unto you na. tongue
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by darbeelicous(f): 3:25pm On Mar 13, 2017
that "fuckometer" is damn broken! Dats y is not reading 100% with u...... Now I see grin grin grin but it's right abt me sha! grin a round of applause grin grin
ikp120:


I have a "fvckometer" embedded in my system. Your rating is really unusually high baby. wink wink I've never fvcked before baby wink wink
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 3:25pm On Mar 13, 2017
Jodha:
Anybody should answer...

If i were a phone.. Which would i be? grin
iphone7 grin
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 3:25pm On Mar 13, 2017
lefulefu:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

tongue wink

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Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Divay22(f): 3:26pm On Mar 13, 2017
redbeans:
time to get my own pinch of salt. You would be the beast in 'beauty and the beast' cheesy
but why me

Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 3:26pm On Mar 13, 2017
Dextology:


Tough choice for you to make, abi grin grin
haha grin
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 3:27pm On Mar 13, 2017
Jodha:
Anybody should answer...

If i were a phone.. Which would i be? grin

Any chinko phone sha tongue
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 3:28pm On Mar 13, 2017
QueenSuccubus:



DexI..why u didn't ansa my kweshun? embarassed


Go scroll on the first page ... angry


shocked I didn't see it let me check. shocked
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by ikp120(m): 3:29pm On Mar 13, 2017
darbeelicous:
that "fuckometer" is damn broken! Dats y is not reading 100% with u...... Now I see grin grin grin but it's right abt me sha! grin a round of applause grin grin

At least it is right about you. wink wink
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Jodha(f): 3:32pm On Mar 13, 2017
lefulefu:

iphone7 grin



Kisses... Muah.. You're such a heart.. kiss kiss embarassed

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Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 3:34pm On Mar 13, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Like....



If I were a walking PHAT NUNU , how many times u gonna choke me tongue



Cc...all the boiz in the yard grin



I will forever be choked has long as it keeps flowing. Lefulefu name joke I de o grin
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 3:36pm On Mar 13, 2017
Aderola15:



Haaaaaaaa... Pogba my guy, hafar na cheesy grin tongue
yeahhh! I make 290000 pounds in a week smiley.

But the guy face sha.. Our unborn children will not forgive us o cry
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 3:39pm On Mar 13, 2017
Jodha:


Kemen grin grin grin
blood of jeremiah! shocked
i must do u bck. ASK
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by dacovajnr: 3:40pm On Mar 13, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
If I was money, what currency would I be?
Zimbabwean Dollar
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 3:41pm On Mar 13, 2017
Aderola15:

Baby, ask and it shall be given unto you na. tongue

Lol.....oga say something nice smiley
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 3:42pm On Mar 13, 2017
subtlemee:




You must be a witch..i'm typing this in that position
hahaha. Voodoo powers. If you even want a spiritual boyfriend, let me know. I can catapult to where you are now now
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Jodha(f): 3:47pm On Mar 13, 2017
Aderola15:


Any chinko phone sha tongue

I don see the depth of yhur love cry cry .. It's shallow cry

It's alrai..

Help me.. Just point..

Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by dacovajnr: 3:50pm On Mar 13, 2017
Jodha:
Anybody should answer...
If i were a phone.. Which would i be? grin
Alcatel
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Jodha(f): 3:53pm On Mar 13, 2017
redbeans:
blood of jeremiah! shocked

i must do u bck. ASK

I'm not asking grin

Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Jodha(f): 3:55pm On Mar 13, 2017
dacovajnr:
Alcatel

Isigini ?

Which one be Alcatel? undecided

Searching for Alcatel..

Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 4:04pm On Mar 13, 2017
Dextology:


I will forever be choked has long as it keeps flowing. Lefulefu name joke I de o grin
grin grin grin grin

Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by dacovajnr: 4:11pm On Mar 13, 2017
Jodha:


Isigini ?

Which one be Alcatel? undecided

Searching for Alcatel..
hehehe! Any luck?
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Jodha(f): 4:25pm On Mar 13, 2017
dacovajnr:
hehehe! Any luck?

I searched and searched... No luck sad
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by dacovajnr: 4:31pm On Mar 13, 2017
Jodha:


I searched and searched... No luck sad
Stop using Google hausa tongue tongue

Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by Nobody: 4:32pm On Mar 13, 2017
dacovajnr:
Zimbabwean Dollar
cry cry

BiafraBushBoy:


Sooner or Later...

The Biafran currency would have much more value than the god forsaken naira!!! smiley
Amen cheesy cheesy

comradespade:



Kobo undecided
Why evils na? shocked

KissChrixx:


Muri kan cry
Murikan is almost useless
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by dacovajnr: 4:36pm On Mar 13, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:

cry cry


Amen cheesy cheesy


Why evils na? shocked


Murikan is almost useless
Take heart bro...it's still dollar nau lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by REIIGN(m): 4:37pm On Mar 13, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
cheesy


My Lord Reiign...



If I wud be one of the KITCHEN UTENSILS ....what wud I be? grin


You'll be a fork tongue


gringringringrin
Re: IF I WERE [come On In And Play!] by subtlemee(f): 5:13pm On Mar 13, 2017
redbeans:
hahaha. Voodoo powers. If you even want a spiritual boyfriend, let me know. I can catapult to where you are now now

Blood of Jesus

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