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Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 5:43pm On Mar 20, 2017
women have noses, noses have poo of themselves. they need a random cleaning too.

but, what if your husband sees you when you are digging your finger deeply inside your nostril ?

what probably is worse : he sees you when you are digging out an optimistically large size of boogers and having no idea how to deal with it.

what makes it worst is : you are scratching it at the bottom edge of a chair .

definitely you would do it if there is no one around.

you will blush to die , if you are a newly-wed wife. but what if you have married with him for more than a dozen years. do you feel natural and easy to withstand his eyes?

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Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by REIIGN(m): 5:46pm On Mar 20, 2017
undecided

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Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 5:48pm On Mar 20, 2017
REIIGN:
undecided

you need to get married for a period of time to understand the depth of this topic
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by Cutehector(m): 5:50pm On Mar 20, 2017
Its just Smth dat should be done privately.. Its irritating to do dat in front of someone..

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Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by REIIGN(m): 5:51pm On Mar 20, 2017
whywhyogun:


you need to get married for a period of time to understand the depth of this topic

If this triffling thrash you posted is actually one of the "in-depth" issues in your marriage then its either you married a monumental dunce or you're a dunce yourself. Choose one. undecided

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Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 5:58pm On Mar 20, 2017
Cutehector:
Its just Smth dat should be done privately.. Its irritating to do dat in front of someone..

but it is highly possible that, the husband is the guy who will chance on such a thing more than anyone else.

the time of a woman mostly consists in being with her husband.
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by Cutehector(m): 6:02pm On Mar 20, 2017
whywhyogun:


but it is highly possible that, the husband is the guy who will chance on such a thing more than anyone else.

the time of a woman mostly consists in being with her husband.
the time of a woman shouldn't mostly consist in being with her husband.. Unless If she is a house wife... Ah mean she can't be with her husband 24/7 na..
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by Nobody: 6:02pm On Mar 20, 2017
Another senseless shiii
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 6:03pm On Mar 20, 2017
REIIGN:


If this triffling thrash you posted is actually one of the "in-depth" issues in your marriage then its either you married a monumental dunce or you're a dunce yourself. Choose one. undecided

is it triviality ? so what is the profoundest topic ? shall we talk about the sessesion of biafra in this column?

maybe you like those threads,with titles like "9 ways to make your man happy" "how to tell if a woman has just got laid?" .

go to enjoy those threads, which have 10000+ views. and leave my pathetic thread alone. they are for people who enjoy delicate lifestyles.

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Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 6:13pm On Mar 20, 2017
Cutehector:
the time of a woman shouldn't mostly consist in being with her husband.. Unless If she is a house wife... Ah mean she can't be with her husband 24/7 na..

a woman spends 7 hours in sleeping with her husband, 1 hour in commuting , 2 hours in preparing and eating 3 meals per day (2 of which being with her husband) , 8 hours in working, 3 hours shopping or napping or idling or doing personal care (such as pooing, teeth brushing, tampon changing,and nose digging, etc )
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by REIIGN(m): 6:13pm On Mar 20, 2017
whywhyogun:


is it triviality ? so what is the profoundest topic ? shall we talk about the sessesion of biafra in this column?

maybe you like those threads,with titles like "9 ways to make your man happy" "how to tell if a woman has just got laid?" .

go to enjoy those threads, which have 10000+ views. and leave my pathetic thread alone. they are for people who enjoy delicate lifestyles.

Stop! Stop!! STOP! angry


Next time you wanna spell "BIAFRA", you start with a capital letter "B". tongue
grin


That being said; your topics are always plain stupid. undecided
Your replies are always off point. undecided
At the risk of trying to type intelligently, you always string up words that don't even tally. undecided

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Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 6:19pm On Mar 20, 2017
REIIGN:


Stop! Stop!! STOP! angry


Next time you wanna spell "BIAFRA", you start with a capital letter "B". tongue
grin


That being said; your topics are always plain stupid. undecided
Your replies are always off point. undecided
At the risk of trying to type intelligently, you always string up words that don't even tally. undecided

but, pushing the issue of my threads being of intelligent wording or not aside, the spirit of my threads, is so pervading, and so lucid, so prepossessing, and sometimes, so philosophic, that it will give the mundane people's mind a big twist among their hundrum live.

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Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by Cutehector(m): 6:22pm On Mar 20, 2017
whywhyogun:


a woman spends 7 hours in sleeping with her husband, 1 hour in commuting , 2 hours in preparing and eating 3 meals per day (2 of which being with her husband) , 8 hours in working, 3 hours shopping or napping or idling or doing personal care (such as pooing, teeth brushing, tampon changing,and nose digging, etc )

not all women.. Some men aren't always at home
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 6:25pm On Mar 20, 2017
Cutehector:
not all women.. Some men aren't always at home

then who will see a wife digging her nose?

if there is one man, it must be her husband.

husbands, go home and check the edge of the chairs and stools at home. if there are suspicious dry specks , they are possibly left by you or your wife.

because, the edge of chairs and desks is the most frequently used part to scratch boogers on.
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by Cutehector(m): 6:28pm On Mar 20, 2017
whywhyogun:


then who will see a wife digging her nose?

if there is one man, it must be her husband.

husbands, go home and check the edge of the chairs and stools at home. if there are suspicious dry specks , they are possibly left by you or your wife.

because, the edge of chairs and desks is the most frequently used part to scratch boogers on.
only a jobless man will be doing dat.. Ewwww
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 6:29pm On Mar 20, 2017
Cutehector:
only a jobless man will be doing dat.. Ewwww

a manager man will scratch his boogers on the edge of his office desk, so i avoid to touch the back of any person's desks and chairs.
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by Cutehector(m): 6:31pm On Mar 20, 2017
whywhyogun:


a manager man will scratch his boogers on the edge of his office desk, so i avoid to touch the back of the any person's desks and chairs.
and d steering wheel of a car?
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 6:33pm On Mar 20, 2017
Cutehector:
and d steering wheel of a car?

what do you mean?
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by Cutehector(m): 6:45pm On Mar 20, 2017
whywhyogun:


what do you mean?
people pick their noses often when driving and still use d same hands to touch d steering
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 6:47pm On Mar 20, 2017
Cutehector:
people pick their noses often when driving and still use d same hands to touch d steering

maybe, i never saw any one driving and digging nose.

but dont divert the topic.

it is about a wife being caught digging her nose in front of her husband.
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by REIIGN(m): 7:11pm On Mar 20, 2017
whywhyogun:


but, pushing the issue of my threads being of intelligent wording or not aside, the spirit of my threads, is so pervading, and so lucid, so prepossessing, and sometimes, so philosophic, that it will give the mundane people's mind a big twist among their hundrum live.

Simply say "STUPID". undecided


Yea, stupid would do just fine. smiley
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 8:54pm On Mar 20, 2017
REIIGN:


Simply say "STUPID". undecided


Yea, stupid would do just fine. smiley

just go to eat your own boogers

Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by REIIGN(m): 9:00pm On Mar 20, 2017
whywhyogun:
just go to eat your own boogers
Jeez embarassed
Is that you? undecided

You ugly as fvck angry
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 9:05pm On Mar 20, 2017
REIIGN:


Jeez embarassed

Is that you? undecided


You ugly as fvck angry

although i am not that woman, you would like even to eat her poo.
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by REIIGN(m): 9:07pm On Mar 20, 2017
whywhyogun:

although i am not that woman, you would like even to eat her poo.

Why would I wanna do that? Give me just one reason.
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by Nobody: 9:10pm On Mar 20, 2017
i prefer onila to op cheesy
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 9:11pm On Mar 20, 2017
REIIGN:



Why would I wanna do that? Give me just one reason.

you want to have sex with any woman who is not black as you. and to eat her poo is a previlige which you probably not even reaching to that level to achieve.
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by REIIGN(m): 9:24pm On Mar 20, 2017
whywhyogun:


you want to have sex with any woman who is not black as you. and to eat her poo is a previlige which you probably not even reaching to that level to achieve.


You see?

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Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by whywhyogun: 9:30pm On Mar 20, 2017
REIIGN:



You see?

if you love your wife or girlfriend, why dont you try to express your love by eating her boogers? what is the big deal ? boogers just consist of dust and membrane tissues.
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by ang4156(f): 9:35pm On Mar 20, 2017
It is all part of being in a long-term relationship, I guess, doing the following in front of your partner: picking boogers out of the nose, farting, leaving the bathroom door open when using and partner is home, taking a shower when your partner is using the toilet, seeing and smelling poo, spitting and blowing nose on the sidewalk, washing dirty drawers, ugh. So glad to be single now, lol.
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by REIIGN(m): 9:46pm On Mar 20, 2017
whywhyogun:


if you love your wife or girlfriend, why dont you try to express your love by eating her boogers? what is the big deal ? boogers just consist of dust and membrane tissues.


Your imagination is just too filthy embarassed

How do you live with yourself? undecided

I was right, you're the ugly Asian lady in that pic. angry
Re: Ladies, Have You Ever Cleaned Your Boogers When You Husband Is Around ? by okeyben10: 9:56pm On Mar 20, 2017
jeezzz reiign gat me laffing real hard
dude sure gat a dirty mind
wat a depressing thread. wehdon hector on keeping up

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