Local man Simon Williams has applied for custody of his wife’s breasts as part of his divorce settlement according to online reports.

Describing the breasts as being of ‘great sentimental value’ in his submission, Simon said he’d happily give up any claim over the house for full custody.

Alternatively, his wife can have the car in return for access at weekends.

“Those breasts have been with me through thick and thin; a rock in times of needs and a pillow in times of comfort. My quality of life will decline substantially if I lose custody.”

“It’s actually ironic,” he told us. “Considering one of the reasons I’m getting divorced at all is because I said I’d like her breasts custody.”

However, Simon’s soon to be ex-wife has angrily rejected the request, saying that his failure to grant her exclusive possession of his ‘bits and bobs’ during their marriage undermined his position.

Lawyers in the case have suggested that they hold the breasts until the situation is resolved.

Read more at http://www.herald.ng/divorcing-man-applies-custody-wifes-breasts-says-can-house/#gtgMvfGqgadP6qqR.99

She should also ask for his kini na

When you think say you done hear am finish, one person still dey warm up...

am in support of such request

Beware



For the world is now full of WANKERS

Madman

this alone should make them reunite

Wayre

hahahahahaha...this is just......

U deny him down,u deny him up,
Its very wrong.





Madam,u no get conscience?

lol, this is hilarious

This is serious

Sensible request

when you think you have seen it all one mad man is just warming up

He is tactically telling her he can't​ do without her if only she could be sensitive

Be careful who you marry, he/she just might be insane and hiding it

Someone should Pls explain this news to me. So, Mama Booby is now detachable.
And that part when he said the breasts have been with him through thick and thin

He has requested for sweetest part of that woman.. funny guy.

Hilarious

This one weak me I nogo lie.

Oritserisi

laughing in Swahili

funny man

Waoooh.. Dats a nice request.

Wiliams sef

End time request.

A

this is a mad man and my brother from another mother

our love for breast though