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Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Dionnetech: 3:59pm On Apr 23, 2017
Bumbae1:

Maybe forget which gender he or she is playing today grin
Was thinking the same
cheesy definitely he didn't notice he had F after his moniker and blood dey hot guy wan comment weting come from him mind
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Nobody: 4:00pm On Apr 23, 2017
martineverest:
no sir.... Check the meaning of contortionist

Thanks jare I was Joking. because I no put smiling emoji the guy won cruxify me ooo ; D
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Nobody: 4:00pm On Apr 23, 2017
TheLogicalMind:
It is called "Contortionism" my dear razz, uneducated and unschooled nairalanders.


Dictionary:

con·tor·tion·ist
kənˈtôrSHənəst/
noun

an entertainer who twists and bends their body into strange and unnatural positions.




How that one take reduce the rate of unemployment
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Dionnetech: 4:01pm On Apr 23, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
You're married? shocked shocked
Am i too young, to bleep legally??
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Nobody: 4:01pm On Apr 23, 2017
Paperlace, come see a new exercise you could add to your daily routine. cheesy

This girl should represent Nigeria in gymnastics though. Her talent shouldn't go to waste.
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by TheLogicalMind(m): 4:02pm On Apr 23, 2017
JesusChrist666:
Am i evil? shocked

Because all i can see are the various ways she can contort herself in Kama Sutra grin



10 minutes with her and you would definitely be panting like a dog.

YOU AIN'T EVIL PAL, JUST DUMB cool
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by iluvpomo(m): 4:03pm On Apr 23, 2017
Bumbae1:

Maybe forget which gender he or she is playing today grin
Was thinking the same
exactly, the truth came out.
Btw, your DP almost make my phone catch fire!
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by kuchikau1: 4:03pm On Apr 23, 2017
,..Gals wey blood dey comot frm their stinking, smelling and rotten TOTO evry 28 days. Metchewwwwww.

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Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by TheLogicalMind(m): 4:04pm On Apr 23, 2017
TobidaVinci:


How that one take reduce the rate of unemployment

It is meant to reduce the rate of your ignorance. Reduction of rate of unemployment is government's job not mine cool

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Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by dingbang(m): 4:05pm On Apr 23, 2017
seguno2:


Is that why you set up studentpady.com?
no.. Studentpady is a community where students come together to meet their needs solved..

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Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Cyriloha(m): 4:05pm On Apr 23, 2017
wow if my babe mama can be as fit as this girl then I'm okay

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Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Nobody: 4:07pm On Apr 23, 2017
martineverest:
no sir.... Check the meaning of contortionist

My Guy I understand. I was just pulling the guys legs and wanted to look really serious thats why I didnt put the smiling emoji.

Thanks anyway ppl don dey bash me from left and right. NL no get chill at all

grin

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Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by marley145: 4:08pm On Apr 23, 2017
as far as I'm concern, this is Photoshop,unless the emoji is removed.(teamdirtyminds)
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Nobody: 4:09pm On Apr 23, 2017
TheLogicalMind:


It is meant to reduce the rate of your ignorance. Reduction of rate of unemployment is government's job not mine cool

Bro small small na at lest no be every lion that roar at you, you go fire arrow at
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by WORLDPEACE(m): 4:09pm On Apr 23, 2017
Michellla:
I can do this too
No you can't. Show us pinshure
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Rosheal(m): 4:10pm On Apr 23, 2017
I need that girl
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Nobody: 4:11pm On Apr 23, 2017
TheLogicalMind:


It is meant to reduce the rate of your ignorance. Reduction of rate of unemployment is government's job not mine cool

Bro small small no be every lion that roar at you that you will fire arrow at
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Nobody: 4:11pm On Apr 23, 2017
TobidaVinci:

How that one take reduce the rate of unemployment
I no know oo

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Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by yale001(f): 4:12pm On Apr 23, 2017
TobidaVinci:


How that one take reduce the rate of unemployment
This guy na confirm ode.. going by your foolish question.

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Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Ashley86400: 4:13pm On Apr 23, 2017
She's double jointed and her parents don't understand. It's not a bad thing. .people who are double jointed are natural body contortionists and are extraordinary as they can do things that we cannot.
-I've watched a double jointed woman lick her own elbows which is impossible for majority (try it).
-I've watched a double jointed man suck his own d**k (spent time wondering if he would be termed as gay).
But either ways being double-jointed is a rare gift/talent and should be praised,not shunned.

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Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Nobody: 4:14pm On Apr 23, 2017
yale001:

This guy na confirm ode.. going by your foolish question.

I don't throw stones at every dogs that bark at me
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Marsh104(m): 4:15pm On Apr 23, 2017
Michellla:
I can do this too
as in the last time position? You try sha...
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by WORLDPEACE(m): 4:16pm On Apr 23, 2017
toprealman:
Difference between typically average African talent and their western counterpart. Bae, you still need training to process your "gift/talent" to a marketable level. Right now you are still crude and unrefined......some work will be just fine.
I did not read anywhere that she is interested in marketing it.
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by uglodoh(f): 4:16pm On Apr 23, 2017
TheLogicalMind:
It is called "Contortionism" my dear razz, uneducated and unschooled nairalanders.


Dictionary:

con·tor·tion·ist
kənˈtôrSHənəst/
noun

an entertainer who twists and bends their body into strange and unnatural positions.






Must you insult people before writing down the meaning of a word.
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Nobody: 4:19pm On Apr 23, 2017
CFCman:
Paperlace, come see a new exercise you could add to your daily routine. cheesy

This girl should represent Nigeria in gymnastics though. Her talent shouldn't go to waste.
No o
I won't do the one that will break my waist and restrict my activities in the bedroom. No be when I come create thread that my husband is wandering, una go blame me for not servicing him well grin.

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Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by GuntersChain(m): 4:24pm On Apr 23, 2017
Hm, Houdini
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Nobody: 4:24pm On Apr 23, 2017
TheLogicalMind:


YOU AIN'T EVIL PAL, JUST DUMB cool



Try again to be funny...m0r0n wink
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by electrokcoi(m): 4:25pm On Apr 23, 2017
I just de observe

Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Nobody: 4:29pm On Apr 23, 2017
Dionnetech:

Am i too young, to bleep legally??
typical Nigerian. We answer question with another question
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Nobody: 4:29pm On Apr 23, 2017
Contortionist: i hear sey dem the sweet to fruck undecided
Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by lawrenzi(m): 4:29pm On Apr 23, 2017
Why is that emoji there. Remove it let me see something

Re: Nigerian Lady Who Twists & Bends Her Body Into Strange And Unnatural Positions by Tisham20(m): 4:32pm On Apr 23, 2017
she go good for bed

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