akintom:
I observed that it's all superstitions and stereotype. I once dated a babe (who used to attend celestial church) for 2 years. In fact, she belonged to the class that "catches spirit during their service".

I do leave her in my flat and go to work, during which she cooks the food that eat, when I'm back home. And sometimes, she brought food from her house for me, which i eat.

During the two years, i told her that i wasn't going to take the relationship beyond dating. Though she wanted marriage between us, i insisted on my decision. And when it's time for me to move on, i ended the relationship gradually.

I was attending Pentecostal church then. We parted ways without any serious quarrel. She's doing fine now. And I'm doing good too.

adaksbullet:
Whot his these our naija his turned too now nitori oloun


So u whant us all too be date celebobo ,are we all looked like gay on ur eye en op


Chai live his spolt

ekanDamie:
because there is no difference between a cele girl and a babalawos daughter. they are all agents of darkness and can lock your life with charm from woli agba after floging your soul with koboko with the help of profetess saliu.

Nogodye:
I remember when my ex-girlfriend(Celestian member) will told me that she will only need one white candle stick to destroy a life...I quickly run for my life.She's nice though.

GambaOsaka:
A friend of mine was so much in love with a cele babe some years ago and would do anything to protect her, until he accidentally found his full names ( i mean like 4 names and surname) written in a piece of paper that was hidden between a pack of about 7 differently coloured candles and tied with a rubber band. He found the scary stuff in the lady's house.

The rest is history...... he fled

Dottore:
Lol not only Cele, also babes from Sabath, Cherubim and Seraphim, Olumba-Olumba, and many other garment wearing churches. The fear of them is the beginning of wisdom

2shure:
O got csught up with a cele bich bac in 06 in ibadan.
The bich wanted 2 tie me down wit sex..love and money shiiitm
Kept on making moves..cooking..fuckin...missin thinkin dat i was one dumb fuc.
I kicked her ass out.
Most of dem be opo.
And na dem bleach pass
Fuckin ugly asses on i must be yellow by fire by cream biches
All cele both prophetess and woli be dagbo
Dey fuc themselves
Uae charm on themselves
Om ppls wives
Hypnotise their bank accounts
We all know cele and ogumeh be hand in hand
Collect ppl stars
Fuc u cele bobo
Fuc u all cele shiiiits
Fuckin lazy ass afonjas

Treash:
Even those C&S Church bad. I remember when I once dated a prophet daughter. The day I fu*k the girl, the father got to know and asked the cheerful giving gurl to bring my name, so he can use maize to run me mad. That was the last time i see the gurl. I fled.

sammydirectly:


No. They practice synchretism.
Mixture of traditional fetishism and Christianity. So, best description is a Christian Cult.

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I have a question for you:

This your stupidity, na follow come or second hand?

Neldrizzy:
my guy forget..

Cele girls are nice. ( the ones I have met sha)

mykel25:
A Cele attending female friend of mine gave me d advice n m heeding to it...i remember she told me Cele girls can go to any length to get what dey want from u.... Even if it's to marry you. ..once d olusho (pastor) (Sheperd) is involved then d guy is finished.... She fit do fetish things to get money from u or marry u..... Most of runs babe do Cele stuffs n Alfa stuffs to get money from u easily

cutedharmee:
Proudly cherubim and seraphim and I'm loving it. #werock

mykel25:
A Cele attending female friend of mine gave me d advice n m heeding to it...i remember she told me Cele girls can go to any length to get what dey want from u.... Even if it's to marry you. ..once d olusho (pastor) (Sheperd) is involved then d guy is finished.... She fit do fetish things to get money from u or marry u..... Most of runs babe do Cele stuffs n Alfa stuffs to get money from u easily

Nogodye:
I remember when my ex-girlfriend(Celestian member) will told me that she will only need one white candle stick to destroy a life...I quickly run for my life.She's nice though.

mrBlunt:


I have a question for you:

This your stupidity, na follow come or second hand?

Holludharyor:
Funny comments all through. But not all of you are right.
Let me tell you the categories of celestial (or any white garment church) members
1. The ignorants. They are too ignorant of the proper ways of worship and having good relationship with God. Hence, they see nothing wrong in what goes on in their church. Such members can't even tell you five books in the new testaments, all they know is psalm, proverbs and Isaiah.
2. The lazy, dirty and greedy. These ones know the right thing but will never dare doing it. Why? Because their personal ways are not pure and therefore prefer meeting their shepherds and prophets for spiritual (there kind of spiritual) help to praying and waiting on GOD. Eg, olósho, Yahoo boys, drivers, market women(bleached and sharp mouthed ones), politicians etc
3. The change agents. These ones know the truth and they are free indeed but they are still in the church because they've taken it upon themselves to make a change and this has given birth to new white garment churches that are now doing it right.

Before you come for me, ensure you have your facts coz I'm writing from experience.
Nonetheless, I take no part in condemning churches because only God knows His own.