Shegximovic:
that means that is what d cele babe that gave you an advise does. the point is na mouth just to make a guy fear them.

Taiwo20:





True Celestial don't do such it's outsiders that involve in such. The anointing of the service is enough. No need for spiritual works

willibounce1:


This pure and total bull.shi.t. No cele pastor can do anything to force any man to marry any girl. Bring your cele girlfriend. I will phuck the hell out of her and dump her a.ss. She will do nada. You people just believe every crap you hear.

SuperSuave:
kpekus

ekensi01:
Why u come Bleep up? u for collect am before you go now.

cuteme88:


When u discover that your babe is Cele and you have already proposed to her with your house original papers instead of ring.

Just passing by though! Who are mine to judge?

SuperSuave:
If she strip I no go fit no screw her sef. one can never say sha, konji na madman

adaksbullet:
Whot his these our naija his turned too now nitori oloun


So u whant us all too be date celebobo ,are we all looked like gay on ur eye en op


Chai live his spolt

IamaNigerianGuy:




The ignorant attacking the knowledgeable. How Nigerian!
Are white garment churches not syncretistic ?

sammydirectly:


What exactly is your argument? That you are stupid?

Toks2008:


I don't know about the first two but I belong to the third group

I joined celestial church in 1983 and left in 1992...I have been to Christ embassy,Redeem and many pentecostal but realized their mediocrity. now after 20 years of surjourn, I'm back to C.C.C and I'm loving it expecially their mode of worship which is the true way GOD should be worshiped.

I belong to the new celestial church where things are done the right way.

I wonder how pentecostal churches worship God in a standing position..a whole GOD.

livinbygrace:



I have dated many cele girls and I can categorically tell you that most of them are the same.Fetish,wayword and very promiscuous in nature even the married women among them,though they are fun to be with.Most of the runs babe you see do attends white garment churches.Night vigil is mostly for quickie ,in fact they are the queens of quickie.

Nogodye:



@bolded oga toks There are different prayer or woship postures.it just needs to be done in spirit and in truth according to the will of God...I can back it up scripturally if you want

Toks2008:


https://www.nairaland.com/3784066/which-best-position-worshipping-god#56282141

MurphyInc:
My closed friend happened to mistakenly marry a cele Lady(she's also from ondo). The girl was very beautiful and that what attracted her to my friend. As a guy, he never had it in mind to marry her but he end up falling in love with her and eventually married her,thats not the issue... The problem their is that they always quarrel even over a little thing. She never respected him at all and anytime they fight or have little quarrel,, it affected my friend business spiritually. Now his business is falling off and when he consulted some men of God, he was told that devil is using his wife against him and whenever there's quarrel or fight he will continue to suffer and enter into calamity and he was warned against divorcing her... It's deep my people.

benji93:
I am here to clear the air, i dont expect you to agree with my assertions though.I hail the ignorance of Nigerians.Someone said earlier on that, practices by members of celestial church are syncretic-a combination of traditional and christian doctrines. A lot of things have gone awry over the years,and thats because members of the church have departed from unique mode of worship in the church as directed by the holy spirit.Most of us youths of the church are beginning to realize that some peculiar practices during services have been changed subtly over the years.It is difficult realizing the changes,until you are told.I found that out myself by listening to people who listened to or consulted with the SBJ oschoffa,while he was alive. First of all note the basis of the establishment of the church was worship.I could sing over half of the hymns as at the age 13, but you know what i never realized the weight until i began reading. Warnings of what would happen(as ongoing) if we failed to heed to tenets(ilana in yoruba) are stated. Now this hymns were not composed by 1 learned or musically gifted persons.Most of them were sung by strange people(mad people,e.t.c).The founder himself was not educated.I am telling you categorically that, some of the changes made to our modes of worship after the demise Oscoffa, were by the so called elites in the church,all in the name of modernization.I have realized that members of other denominations criticizing the place of the church in christiandom do not understand the bible deeply. Or perhaps, we believe other interpretations of the bible are inferior to ours. First of all on the issue of syncretism, what is the the distinction between idol worshiping and traditions?Now some one would say they are the same, but they are not, while idol worshiping can be part of tradition, the reverse is no true.You can have traditions that do not directly involve you in the act of worship. the jews in the bible had their traditions, which they tried to impose on everyone, they assumed that a violation of these traditions is a sin.But jesus cautioned them in mark 7, why do you trangress the commandment of God by your traditions.So if my practise does not transgress the commandment of God, it cannot be denoted as idolatory, no matter how old that practise is. I will state categorically the bible does not speak against any of our practices.If anyone does anything that violates the commandments of God, find out the origin of that practise.It is not part of the tenets laid down. Though i am concerned myself that members are overly attached to materials-candles e.t.c during prayers, nonetheless it violates nothing. The establishment of celestial church was a covenant,just as the establishment of the people of Isreal was. Every covenant has dictates peculiar to it,thats why it is called a covenant.The coming of Jesus did not nullify the law i nany way. Read romans 7 to better understand the clause 'we are no longer under the law' You are freed from the law does not mean you cannot abide by the law if you chose to.colossians 2 16: says Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days.The key word is let no man.However god can judge you if he so desires.Under the the dispensation of celestial church, we were given certain ordinances.As far as you are under this covenant you are bound by this ordinances,modes of worship,services. if you want to be free, thats your choice.You are not obliged to listen only to your pastors.This book of the lord shall not depart from your mouth,mediatate on it day and night.I repeat woe betides anyone who does contrary to the dictates of the word of truth knowingly.But the presence of false worshippers is just what the bible tells US.Matthew 13 vs 30 says let both the plant and the tares grow together, until the day of harvest.I used knowingly because, there so many things that members of the church are not doing right, however they are ignorant of this fact. It is the duty of the elders to socialize the youths though.Again i am not forcing you to read this long boring writing.Nonetheless, study to show thyself approved. I rest my case.

SleekyPosh:





Mr Man Please Shut up your mouth..I only wasted my time reading this your stupid epistle which you could have summarized in a single paragraph.

Whatever anybody thinks or believes. God will judge every Man and Woman uniquely.

Whether Good or Evil We all know ourselves.


Tomorrow is Monday.

Oya Everybody Face Lagos

mrBlunt:


Absolute not, but that your stupidity is A1. First, you do not know what fetishism means. Second, you do not know what Celestial Church is. What nincompoops like you need to realize is that you don't know what Cele is by watching movies or listening to old wives tales and hearsays. A rational human being should not judge a whole group by the unsavoury actions of some of its members. News abound about scandals rocking Christianity world over, it is not only a Cele thing and you know it. Abba! Why always Cele? Stop reasoning with your anus. USE YOUR BRAIN SOMETIMES

newmusic:
You all deceiving yourselves, even people that attend Redeem, Catholics, MFM etc are the major people that come to cele to see woli, even the pastors. I was born into Celestial Church, I left in 1994, i have been to Redeem, Christ Embassy, MFM, and some small churches, they are all the same, mediocrity, hatred for one another, judging people when they are not God etc. now I'm fully back to Celestial 22 years after, loving every bit of it.

God will not ask you if you are a Muslim, Christian, Budhist, Cele, C&S etc. We will all be judged accordingly.

Princeboca12:
How about Jehovah Witness' babes?

sammydirectly:


Your calling me stupid doesn't change the fact that synchretistic Cele is a Christian Cult. It actually highlights your stupidity.
Instead of bringing in here an intelligent apologetical response(theological defence), you rather resort to insult. You must be an ignoramus and a fool indeed.

Adeboyefa:
I am sure Cele guys are not afraid of dating Cele babes. ◼