ceometromedia:

I believe GOD gave us a brain for a reason.

It doesn't look like this man used his.

Sad

ceometromedia:


http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-walk-water-crocodile-river-gets-eaten-3-crocodiles/

This is the best news I have ever read on Nairaland.

where is the video evidence

Awwww. If only someone had told him that the Jewish god is non existent or incompetent at best this wouldn't have happened

Good news is that the alligators had a large breakfast. Everything is God's will

Stupidity at it's peak. He was well "chopped".

God can't be mocked

See one of the clowns disgracing Christianity and bringing Christianity to disrepute. Its jesters like this pastor that makes atheists feel justified

Hmmmm...thou shall not put God to test! Asinu!

“They finished him in a couple of minutes. All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.” said Deacon Nkosi.

Fake story, Mpumalanga is in South Africa not Zimbabwe.

dhardline:
He could have tried it first in a swimming pool na..

The Holy Bible says... Do not put the Lord your God to test.

Most pastors don't read this portion of the bible

Ode

He was walking on crocodile instead of water

sukkot:
crocodile chop better pastoral meat

Hian

Shoki is the perfect dance for this news.

The way people interpret Bible self get as e be this days ooo! Abi which kind wahala be this ?

AngelicBeing:
Hian

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5282346_img20170417wa0030_jpeg7719ba47cbae63185a322c86046d0f95

Am so suprised to see this on front page. this is not the nairaland I used to know. seun retrain Ur moderator. bring back our nairaland.

How come there is no pix or video? Are u telling me no1 went there with a fone?

This news sweet me die.... I roff it

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nerodenero:
Nigerian Pastors will never try this. It can only happen in Kenya, Zimbabwe and that xenophobic country. Our pastors love life, they don't practice what they preach

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That's how one pastor was preaching that he brought a dead person back to life because he was imbued with the power of jesus and jesus is the same testerday, today and tomorrow!

crocodiles be like

Hilarious Jonah swallowed by crocodiles

NwamaziNwaAro:


It's either his jazz failed him

Or

He was mentally unstable.




But one thing is certain; God didn't ask him to do that...

So he was solely on his own.

How can you be so sure? Did Jehovah tell you this itself? Don't you know Jehovah's track record of failure and disappointment speaks for itself?

sukkot:

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5282346_img20170417wa0030_jpeg7719ba47cbae63185a322c86046d0f95

God did not send him on that errand, he sent himself and got served with the devils dinner, all these pastors sef, besides when are you answering your global call, it seems you are making money (unrighteous mammon ) at the expense of soul winning , you need my olokpa friend to flog you into mission field, you better act fast or else you will be swallowed by Jonah's whale in Nineveh, oya olokpa flog sukkot for disobeying the heavenly commission for mundane things

The look on the crocodiles after digesting his delicious body

...We want more of your likes

dhardline:
He could have tried it first in a swimming pool na..

The Holy Bible says... Do not put the Lord your God to test.

In the same buybull, Elijah put Jehovah to the test against Baal's prophets. Why can't it replicate this in real life?