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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Akjwyzepal(m): 3:11pm On May 13, 2017
Holy shit grin
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by psp2pc(m): 3:13pm On May 13, 2017
bloggers and lies... a Google Search of the pastors name only brought out articles of him eaten by crocodiles... so the pastor doesn't have a profile anywhere before now..
bloggers carry una wahala de go..

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 3:15pm On May 13, 2017
ceometromedia:


http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-walk-water-crocodile-river-gets-eaten-3-crocodiles/

When people are told that God empowered miracle has ceased, they want to be stupid and fall into deception.

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by bullabong(m): 3:18pm On May 13, 2017
ZarZar:
More reason I think most pastors are delusional people that should be on medication
seconded.

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Kaybaba5(m): 3:19pm On May 13, 2017
Lescalier:
He would have tried a river without crocodile na.
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Na him mistake be that
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Kaybaba5(m): 3:20pm On May 13, 2017
Lescalier:
He would have tried a river without crocodile na.
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Na him mistake be that

Next time e no go try am again
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by CltrAltDelicious(m): 3:26pm On May 13, 2017
One less retard in the world... Iranu

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 3:36pm On May 13, 2017
Do not mock the Lord your God. This was Jesus' reply to Satan when he tempted him to jump. Even 5 year old Christians know this. False prophets were one of the signs of the end time so I'm not shocked

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by sleepyeyez(m): 3:41pm On May 13, 2017
frubben:


How wish he did not die, u would be the first to hail him and quote scripture


I would if I was as ignorant as u are.
Fortunately, am not. grin
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by sleepyeyez(m): 3:43pm On May 13, 2017
frubben:


How wish he did not die, u would be the first to hail him and quote scripture

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Hezolad07(m): 3:47pm On May 13, 2017
J E S U S Zimbabweeeeee
ceometromedia:


http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-walk-water-crocodile-river-gets-eaten-3-crocodiles/
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Smellymouth: 3:48pm On May 13, 2017
ZarZar:
More reason I think most pastors are delusional people that should be on medication
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Emitrix42(m): 3:48pm On May 13, 2017
Hahahahahaahahhahhahhaha this post funny no be lie, you dont tempt God, he sould have atleast started small, but anyways he was just trying to show that faith works. RIP
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Jumbus31(m): 3:50pm On May 13, 2017
ScepticalPyrrho:
How many needed miracle have God done recently?
Waking up alone is a miracle
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by freshinko: 3:53pm On May 13, 2017
And who said this news true?
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by marv1: 3:57pm On May 13, 2017
HAHAHAAAA. You want kill me with laughter with this your pic. abegg.
nepapole:
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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by prinsam30: 3:57pm On May 13, 2017
AyamConfidence:
shey this one??


thank u very much oooooo grin grin
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 4:03pm On May 13, 2017
nerodenero:
Nigerian Pastors will never try this. It can only happen in Kenya, Zimbabwe and that xenophobic country. Our pastors love life, they don't practice what they preachgringrin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.
It's obvious PASTOR didn't study d story of JESUS very well before attempting such......

1) JESUS did it because, the need for it was there.
2) JESUS did his on a sea, and not on a crocodile River.

The pastor should have started with a GUTTER, 1st...

The Pastor wanted to be more famous than the MOST FAMOUS Man, JESUS.....
Rest in Peace........ JESUS didn't perform magic..
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by HARDDON: 4:09pm On May 13, 2017
Ignorance is a disease


U dont tempt God.
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by kazyhm(m): 4:12pm On May 13, 2017
prinsam30:
Abeg which kind wahala be This?

who get that picture that relate to my comment pls

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by bionixs: 4:16pm On May 13, 2017
ZarZar:
More reason I think most pastors are delusional people that should be on medication
oga,dont draw other pastors into this issue. Just face this particular matter. You hear?
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by tk4rd: 4:22pm On May 13, 2017
Airforce1:
O ye men of little faith
Good to see your orijinal moniker again

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Lemmy123(m): 4:26pm On May 13, 2017
prinsam30:
Abeg which kind wahala be This?

who get that picture that relate to my comment pls

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by dnawah(m): 4:29pm On May 13, 2017
ceometromedia:


http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-walk-water-crocodile-river-gets-eaten-3-crocodiles/
thou shall not tempt the LORD ur GOD.
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Demo0(m): 4:30pm On May 13, 2017
ceometromedia:


http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-walk-water-crocodile-river-gets-eaten-3-crocodiles/

There's no mpumalanga in Zimbabwe. Mpumalanga is a province in South Africa.

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 4:33pm On May 13, 2017
bionixs:
oga,dont draw other pastors into this issue. Just face this particular matter. You hear?

It's not the 1st & only weird behaviour from a pastor, so of course I'm going to draw a conclusion that some of them are not all there. They're nuts!

Coincidentally, most mental disorders manifest themselves through religion, with some people believing that God is speaking to them to do things that may put their lives & other people's lives in danger, à la James Warren Jones, etc.

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Bimpe29: 4:37pm On May 13, 2017
Mumu
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by ScepticalPyrrho: 4:39pm On May 13, 2017
Jumbus31:
Waking up alone is a miracle
Sheeple spotted

Even Shekau, and his Christian-killing friends got to wake up.
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Nobody: 4:41pm On May 13, 2017
prinsam30:
Abeg which kind wahala be This?


who get that picture that relate to my comment pls

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by Diamondcan: 4:45pm On May 13, 2017
Mortal man trying to be like GOD. Walking on the sea no be moi moi. Even lucifer can't try it.
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Eaten By 3 Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus by jerrytemio(m): 4:46pm On May 13, 2017
fasting for 7 weeks doesn't give faith nor does it make you holier. Ignorance.

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