kuuljay:
cheeeesus!!!!! Looooool this is the most lugubrious thing av read on nairaland,

Lmaooooo! Lugubrious ko.....laligabrious ni
U be olodo sha.....lugubrious is about sadness n gloominess na.....u uploaded a laughing pix....all these boiz dat just cram dictionary big words without cramming d meaning..

I believe d right word is rhapsodic or rapturous...
Now gimme a BOW!!!

Odunharry:

I come with my friends too or simply ignore u n talk to ur friends

tosyne2much:
Bro, must you mention Ekiti boys?

Abeg no make me change am for you ooo

Organs no dey try at all......I no know wey we ekiti boys do dem oooo!!!!

luminouz:

Organs no dey try at all......I no know wey we ekiti boys do dem oooo!!!!

The matter just tire me ooo

Tajbol4splend:



Just look at you, you are already talking like a small girl

wherever did I say I was a big girl?

itsJude:
Stories if she likes u she will need some privacy with u alone so no friends.
Una too dey go after girls wen no like una

#Word

Sometimes I find it difficult to blame these ladies because some guys basically force them. You hear stuff like "I just want to eat/have a few drinks with you", or " I just want to enjoy your company" and somehow they expect the babe to show up ready to be swooped off their feet. Of course she'll invite her friends to come and eat free food. If you have hopes of forging a relationship with a lady, tell her that, don't present yourself as not having any intentions other than food and drinks, because she might just take your word for it. Suggest you meet in a public place close to her home, a reasonable lady won't bring a chaperone. To be on the safe side I emphasize 'private time' and 'see where it goes' to avoid stories that touch

itsJude:


Wait hold up

Who will want to be seen with u in public

Ure the type of girl that goes to his house, he uses ur body , u wash plates and his clothes

He uses ur body again

Gives u tfare and doesn't even walk u to the door


No man will look at u and try to be serious and do things properly


Cause ure not even worth a stroll at night

Bros your vex level no be here oh

luminouz:

Calm down babe n re-evaluate d comment again

I got what he meant. He paid his part. I just tot 5k was nt enof to represent the excess concerning d " heaven and earth" they ordered.

Anyways, I was just poking fun

Ezionye:




I got what he meant. He paid his part. I just tot 5k was nt enof to represent the excess concerning d " heaven and earth" they ordered.

Anyways, I was just poking fun

Hahahajahah!!!! I get u! Ur head dey dia

chiraqDemon:
The first day i went o a date with a girl she brought a friend, but i came prepared, i called my guy to come and take her friend away. Im too smart for that game

guy you're too smart... I love that kind scope o

luminouz:

Lmaooooo! Lugubrious ko.....laligabrious ni
U be olodo sha.....lugubrious is about sadness n gloominess na.....u uploaded a laughing pix....all these boiz dat just cram dictionary big words without cramming d meaning..

I believe d right word is rhapsodic or rapturous...
Now gimme a BOW!!!

gat away my friend I know my choice of words very well,I was referring to how the girls would have felt or you think they were happy after all,you are the olodo here kid,go and learn

tosyne2much:
The matter just tire me ooo

Bros, i "apologise" sincerely. I suppose put "some" in front of the "Ekiti". Na fayose dey my mind the time i dey type am. Abeg no vex. I no sabi ur address i for send kolanut.. .

luminouz:

Lmaooooo! Jeez ain't u organz? Y are u talking bro....organ no dey talk...now lemme SKUL u bro in d alpha male game
There are 3 types of gehs.....good,bad n ugly.....
A good geh won't bring her friends n of course won't look like an EBINA...
A bad geh will ask for tfare to d venue n ask for d most expensive item on d menu....n eat hungry like dat day is her last on earth......EBINA 1
D ugly ones are d crass n razz gehs who exist only to eat..n eat..n eat anyway,anyhow without any shame whatsoever n believe men only exist to serve them coz they got a hole between their legs.....they bring in 2 or 3 of their friends for a cookout their generation can't pay for n just grabs everything in sight....classless n shameless...n in d process embarrassing d guy who was unfortunate enough to ask them out..they always look chick on d outside so its on a date u get to see their true colours....EBINA 2
Now to DAT fateful day.....ur wrong to think I had no cash with me....had 20k straight from d ATM with me before going to d rendezvous....since its on first date I came prepared....imagine my surprise n anger when d geh turned out with 2 odas all to play me for a fool...wasn't even bothered bro till they just looked me over n said hi n ordered for d menu straight away like they own d place....d geh I invited exchanged pleasantries with me like 2mins n joined her friends haggling n huffing over d menu like diarrheic hyenas.....they clearly meant to chop me n go...I had no problems standing up right there n then n cancelling the date bro but I wanted to teach them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry because they have obviously been doing that to other guys( a geh once told me this same scenario of how she n her friends wreck guys when on a date n one time like dat d guy won cry coz him money don finish n he only took BOTTLED water...imagine) n getting away with it.....
For d plan to work I had to make em relaxed so I told em to be free n eat up....watching as d EBINAs crowed n cooed as soft drinks were served them while they placed orders.... They didn't even bother looking at me twice when I excused myself to go to d restroom....for d plan to work I had to involve d guard n tipped him too( very eager after dat) with a promise to come back some days after to hear d full gist..
So bro...it wasn't d fear to confront them or lack of machismo o but the urge to make sure those gehs won't ever do dat to another guy without thinking twice

For this detailed lesson.....u owe me a BOW!!!

Ok, Understood. What is the followup on the girl, did she call you and curse you out? did you guys have a discussion about it later, i wan know wetin happen with you and the girl, cos you obviously have each others number.

Organs:




Ok, Understood. What is the followup on the girl, did she call you and curse you out? did you guys have a discussion about it later, i wan know wetin happen with you and the girl, cos you obviously have each others number.

U want d part 2 right?
Here it is....90% loading.....

OK here it is... ... When I got home after leaving d EBINAs eating their prospective shame bringing,phone and footwear seizing,vitriolic verbal lashing and beggar turning FOOD.....I promptly switched off my phone n took a long,leisurely bath n treated myself to 5 balls of IGBO fufu n Egusi soup with orisirisi meats...then settled down to enjoy the rest of my evening with movies......
Switched on my phone d next day n come see messages from her with all sorts of abuses n threats LMAO.......the funny thing is she never said what happened to her at dat joint but with d concentratedly composed evil sounding threats...I knew she saw HELL in there......I ignored all texts n blocked d number n promptly forgot about her n her always hungry friends!!!

I saw her 6 months later bro n guess where....another JOINT!!!! LMAO! But dis time alone with a guy who as providence would have knew me(casual friends). D geh was shocked when she saw me n double shocked when her date called me n introduced her.....I put my poker face on n behaved like I never saw her before in my life......I just went to my table(not too far from theirs so I could get a corner eye view of them) n ordered lavishly.....
She didn't stay up to 15mins before she left...all d while glancing at me furtively...she was already eating when I came....just hurriedly finished her food n told d guy to see her off!!! D guy came back grumbling about how I spoiled his runs! I was like wtf? He was like d geh just dey eye me all the while since I came......DAT I dey use my swags dey spoil his market joor..but she collected tfare from him sha..we laughed about it n forgot about d stuff.....d guy told me a week later DAT d geh no dey pick him call again o since DAT day...he kept asking me if d geh don port my side n am fookin her...I now sat him down n give him d full gist o......Naso d guy laughed throwaway drink ooooo......he thanked me sha for spoiling her market n till today me n d guy still dey relate...
I have not seen her since THEN!

THE END!!!!
Cc organs

kuuljay:
gat away my friend I know my choice of words very well,I was referring to how the girls would have felt or you think they were happy after all,you are the olodo here kid,go and learn

Sorry egbon.......
I misunderstood ur words coz u used d statement with reference to urself n not d girls.......
I am too old to be fighting e-wars on my own story!!!!
Luminouz OUT!!!!!

Ezionye:


They ordered heaven and earth and it summed up to only 5k? Lol. Must be mama Nkechis buka.

Anyways, I perceive lies here

maybe who knows...and it wasnt a buka before you finish me it was actually a bar..still can't believe some girl's can drink beer as if na water

Omoluwabidada:


You mean the "heaven and earth" they ordered was just a 5k bill?

make e b 20k...it wasn't a fast food

DavidEsq:

Pls share with us and get us entertained or lectured . Wat I think is d best antidote is to pay more than the necessary attention and compliments to one of her friends and possibly get her digits on some issue of interest such as wedding planning, interior decoration,culinary ish, etc. The tin can pain ehn. The geh wey cari dem come go crase

long story short left them with a 5k bill that night..

safarigirl:
wherever did I say I was a big girl?

Who cares if you are big or not, you are smart, reasonable and pretty. One of the few good ones on NL.
Happy birthday.

Your love for sports .......... I don't understand sha.

marvin902:



maybe who knows...and it wasnt a buka before you finish me it was actually a bar..still can't believe some girl's can drink beer as if na water

luminouz:

Eehya! Consider d money spent as bad investment! U formed being nice...I don't do dat bro... D moment she brought her friends she shot herself in d leg... Date over!
One stupid geh tried dat poo with me..came with 2 of her friends n those ones started picking orders on menu without even properly greeting me.....I let 'em order,excused myself to d bathroom,winked at d security man n tipped him 500 to lemme escape ( I briefed him on d scenario) n walked out,took a bike home....I came by 3 days later n d security guy told me those gehs raked up a bill of 10k(pounded yam,nkwobi,suya,rice n drinks) when d fools couldn't pay,they were embarrassed totally, their phones were taken n their left footwear.....they chartered a bike home...in SHAME!!!!
Am I mad to pay for 3 EBINA gehs? Who am I ? Santa Claus?

that's exactly what they deserve. I don't know why our girls are like that, they bring friends along and just want to eat. The friends may not even converse with the guy, all they want is for him to pay the bills. Guys should not let the ladies fool you.
I was at one strippers joint last year, if you see the two girls looking so innocent dancing naked with some erotic moves. the kinda girls, some guys will want to keep as their angels.

Don't let ladies fool you, tell her exactly what you want and no need to beat around the bush, if she is ok with it fine, if not let her be. You have no idea what these girls do. some are so deceptive

mrLhanray:


that's exactly what they deserve. I don't know why our girls are like that, they bring friends along and just want to eat. The friends may not even converse with the guy, all they want is for him to pay the bills. Guys should not let the ladies fool you.
I was at one strippers joint last year, if you see the two girls looking so innocent dancing naked with some erotic moves. the kinda girls, some guys will want to keep as their angels.

Don't let ladies fool you, tell her exactly what you want and no need to beat around the bush, if she is ok with it fine, if not let her be. You have no idea what these girls do. some are so deceptive

Ur right bro!!! DAT is why I keep my shiit real! No time to form or pretend!

marvin902:



long story short left them with a 5k bill that night..

luminouz:


U want d part 2 right?
Here it is....90% loading.....

OK here it is... ... When I got home after leaving d EBINAs eating their prospective shame bringing,phone and footwear seizing,vitriolic verbal lashing and beggar turning FOOD.....I promptly switched off my phone n took a long,leisurely bath n treated myself to 5 balls of IGBO fufu n Egusi soup with orisirisi meats...then settled down to enjoy the rest of my evening with movies......
Switched on my phone d next day n come see messages from her with all sorts of abuses n threats LMAO.......the funny thing is she never said what happened to her at dat joint but with d concentratedly composed evil sounding threats...I knew she saw HELL in there......I ignored all texts n blocked d number n promptly forgot about her n her always hungry friends!!!

I saw her 6 months later bro n guess where....another JOINT!!!! LMAO! But dis time alone with a guy who as providence would have knew me(casual friends). D geh was shocked when she saw me n double shocked when her date called me n introduced her.....I put my poker face on n behaved like I never saw her before in my life......I just went to my table(not too far from theirs so I could get a corner eye view of them) n ordered lavishly.....
She didn't stay up to 15mins before she left...all d while glancing at me furtively...she was already eating when I came....just hurriedly finished her food n told d guy to see her off!!! D guy came back grumbling about how I spoiled his runs! I was like wtf? He was like d geh just dey eye me all the while since I came......DAT I dey use my swags dey spoil his market joor..but she collected tfare from him sha..we laughed about it n forgot about d stuff.....d guy told me a week later DAT d geh no dey pick him call again o since DAT day...he kept asking me if d geh don port my side n am fookin her...I now sat him down n give him d full gist o......Naso d guy laughed throwaway drink ooooo......he thanked me sha for spoiling her market n till today me n d guy still dey relate...
I have not seen her since THEN!

THE END!!!!
Cc organs

You taught her a lesson she will never forget.. If I don't like a guy I will decline his offer to go out with him. thank God I don't have longer throat.
after eating everything I go still poo them out so what is the big Deal

Cleopatra4:

You taught her a lesson she will never forget.. If I don't like a guy I will decline his offer to go out with him. thank God I don't have longer throat.
after eating everything I go still poo them out so what is the big Deal

Now this is my kind of geh!!! Down to earth n open....sadly such breed of geh is dying out in naija

luminouz:

Now this is my kind of geh!!! Down to earth n open....sadly such breed of geh is dying out in naija

U said wt ?

Lalas247:





U said wt ?

I said she is my kind of geh!!! That is gehs who are open n honest up front....no pretenses whatsoever... They say what they want!!!!
Relaxt sweetie!!!! I dey hia for u babe!

luminouz:

I said she is my kind of geh!!! That is gehs who are open n honest up front....no pretenses whatsoever... They say what they want!!!!
Relaxt sweetie!!!! I dey hia for u babe!

Haha just playing o
Carry go she bad anyway so u get pass

Lalas247:

Haha just playing o
Carry go she bad anyway so u get pass

Thanks..nah! Lemme be gentle hia jare!!!!!

luminouz:

Thanks..nah! Lemme be gentle hia jare!!!!!

Hope i no put sand for ya garri
Make i waka go

Lalas247:

Hope i no put sand for ya garri
Make i waka go

No nah! I just liked d way she was open n unpretentious!!! Nothing more than DAT ooo