Nickymezor:
A bit oo...na a handful of ladies wey dey do dat...

So when is our first date? And the venue?

tosyne2much:
So when is out first date? And the venue?

in space, just the two of us

metroid:



Bros your vex level no be here oh

happy birthday dear!

ebonyeyes88:
happy birthday dear!

Thanks sweetheart

metroid:


Thanks sweetheart

uw

Organs:



You cannot comprehend bro. You can see the guy sounds like a privileged "i am fine mentality kinda guy" and the girl is way out of his league, so tell me how dem go fit date? Na chin-chin and puff-puff sellers the guy dey follow upandown.

abi oooo my brother

luminouz:


U want d part 2 right?
Here it is....90% loading.....

OK here it is... ... When I got home after leaving d EBINAs eating their prospective shame bringing,phone and footwear seizing,vitriolic verbal lashing and beggar turning FOOD.....I promptly switched off my phone n took a long,leisurely bath n treated myself to 5 balls of IGBO fufu n Egusi soup with orisirisi meats...then settled down to enjoy the rest of my evening with movies......
Switched on my phone d next day n come see messages from her with all sorts of abuses n threats LMAO.......the funny thing is she never said what happened to her at dat joint but with d concentratedly composed evil sounding threats...I knew she saw HELL in there......I ignored all texts n blocked d number n promptly forgot about her n her always hungry friends!!!

I saw her 6 months later bro n guess where....another JOINT!!!! LMAO! But dis time alone with a guy who as providence would have knew me(casual friends). D geh was shocked when she saw me n double shocked when her date called me n introduced her.....I put my poker face on n behaved like I never saw her before in my life......I just went to my table(not too far from theirs so I could get a corner eye view of them) n ordered lavishly.....
She didn't stay up to 15mins before she left...all d while glancing at me furtively...she was already eating when I came....just hurriedly finished her food n told d guy to see her off!!! D guy came back grumbling about how I spoiled his runs! I was like wtf? He was like d geh just dey eye me all the while since I came......DAT I dey use my swags dey spoil his market joor..but she collected tfare from him sha..we laughed about it n forgot about d stuff.....d guy told me a week later DAT d geh no dey pick him call again o since DAT day...he kept asking me if d geh don port my side n am fookin her...I now sat him down n give him d full gist o......Naso d guy laughed throwaway drink ooooo......he thanked me sha for spoiling her market n till today me n d guy still dey relate...
I have not seen her since THEN!

THE END!!!!
Cc organs

Awesome. Excellent. Now i believe say you be Master. That igbo fufu and egusi soup is excellent therapy as well.

Organs:




Awesome. Excellent. Now i believe say you be Master. That igbo fufu and egusi soup is excellent therapy as well.

Lmaooooooo! It's Organs in d Building!!!!!
Manage this gift joor!

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