Rilwan20:


I drop a rhyme there, I don't know your song.

sorries then. Buh u may like it. Guillotine by Jon Bellion ft Travis Mendis

danieljessy:
Some girls will never tell u straightup they don't like u just to keep u close n rip u off whatever they can lay their filthy hands on

you should hear them brag about their victims, you will shake your head for the male race

Organs:


Luminouz, eheeen, God don catch you i don follow you reach here today. Nobi me wey you dey nack mouth the other day for ?? Shege dan boroubaaa. haaa, so how u escape, so you no even get liver to tell the girls politely say you cannot afford all that, you go follow back door comot, maybe you climb fence sef, if you fall down in the process nko? Chai, chai, diaris God oh.. I don first talk am say you no too get shit for yansh. lol. hahahahaha. You sort security, come bail, ok, so na so babe dey catch you mugu. Ok i see your frustration. Make you learn from the MASTER ok? Make i teach you as we dey do am. See here, no shame there, if i were in your shoes, i will tell her categorically and from the onset that i was not expecting her and her friends, if i dont have enough money, i will tell them right there and then the date is cancelled cos i did not prepare for all that. Now, if i can afford the food, i will tell them to go ahead and order and if i see they are taking advantage, i will say No, no you cannot have that, and if anyone should give me attitude, i will ask if they will rather pay for it? It is my money i am in control and if i see they are not being reasonable, i will control what is ordered and if you don't like it, the alternative is that you pay for it period. So next time, bros, you don't have to bail, sit down and be in CONTROL and whoever does not like it can get up and leave, shikena.

Lmaooooo! Jeez ain't u organz? Y are u talking bro....organ no dey talk...now lemme SKUL u bro in d alpha male game
There are 3 types of gehs.....good,bad n ugly.....
A good geh won't bring her friends n of course won't look like an EBINA...
A bad geh will ask for tfare to d venue n ask for d most expensive item on d menu....n eat hungry like dat day is her last on earth......EBINA 1
D ugly ones are d crass n razz gehs who exist only to eat..n eat..n eat anyway,anyhow without any shame whatsoever n believe men only exist to serve them coz they got a hole between their legs.....they bring in 2 or 3 of their friends for a cookout their generation can't pay for n just grabs everything in sight....classless n shameless...n in d process embarrassing d guy who was unfortunate enough to ask them out..they always look chick on d outside so its on a date u get to see their true colours....EBINA 2
Now to DAT fateful day.....ur wrong to think I had no cash with me....had 20k straight from d ATM with me before going to d rendezvous....since its on first date I came prepared....imagine my surprise n anger when d geh turned out with 2 odas all to play me for a fool...wasn't even bothered bro till they just looked me over n said hi n ordered for d menu straight away like they own d place....d geh I invited exchanged pleasantries with me like 2mins n joined her friends haggling n huffing over d menu like diarrheic hyenas.....they clearly meant to chop me n go...I had no problems standing up right there n then n cancelling the date bro but I wanted to teach them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry because they have obviously been doing that to other guys( a geh once told me this same scenario of how she n her friends wreck guys when on a date n one time like dat d guy won cry coz him money don finish n he only took BOTTLED water...imagine) n getting away with it.....
For d plan to work I had to make em relaxed so I told em to be free n eat up....watching as d EBINAs crowed n cooed as soft drinks were served them while they placed orders.... They didn't even bother looking at me twice when I excused myself to go to d restroom....for d plan to work I had to involve d guard n tipped him too( very eager after dat) with a promise to come back some days after to hear d full gist..
So bro...it wasn't d fear to confront them or lack of machismo o but the urge to make sure those gehs won't ever do dat to another guy without thinking twice

For this detailed lesson.....u owe me a BOW!!!

nextstep:


Ma niggah!

Lmaooooo! I dey tell u bro......those gehs suffered ooooo.....totally disgraced......
I later saw d geh sha(d main chick I invited) n dat one na another part 2.. .

luminouz:

Lmaooooo! Jeez ain't u organz? Y are u talking bro....organ no dey talk...now lemme SKUL u bro in d alpha male game
There are 3 types of gehs.....good,bad n ugly.....
A good geh won't bring her friends n of course won't look like an EBINA...
A bad geh will ask for tfare to d venue n ask for d most expensive item on d menu....n eat hungry like dat day is her last on earth......EBINA 1
D ugly ones are d crass n razz gehs who exist only to eat..n eat..n eat anyway,anyhow without any shame whatsoever n believe men only exist to serve them coz they got a hole between their legs.....they bring in 2 or 3 of their friends for a cookout their generation can't pay for n just grabs everything in sight....classless n shameless...n in d process embarrassing d guy who was unfortunate enough to ask them out..they always look chick on d outside so its on a date u get to see their true colours....EBINA 2
Now to DAT fateful day.....ur wrong to think I had no cash with me....had 20k straight from d ATM with me before going to d rendezvous....since its on first date I came prepared....imagine my surprise n anger when d geh turned out with 2 odas all to play me for a fool...wasn't even bothered bro till they just looked me over n said hi n ordered for d menu straight away like they own d place....d geh I invited exchanged pleasantries with me like 2mins n joined her friends haggling n huffing over d menu like diarrheic hyenas.....they clearly meant to chop me n go...I had no problems standing up right there n then n cancelling the date bro but I wanted to teach them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry because they have obviously been doing that to other guys( a geh once told me this same scenario of how she n her friends wreck gehs when on a date n one time like dat d guy won cry coz him money don finish n he only took BOTTLED water...imagine) n getting away with it.....
For d plan to work I had to make em relaxed so I told em to be free n eat up....watching as d EBINAs crowed n cooed as soft drinks were served them while they placed orders.... They didn't even bother looking at me twice when I excused myself to go to d restroom....for d plan to work I had to involve d guard n tipped him too( very eager after dat) with a promise to come back some days after to hear d full gist..
So bro...it wasn't d fear to confront them or lack of machismo o but the urge to make sure those gehs won't ever do dat to another guy without thinking twice

For this detailed lesson.....u owe me a BOW!!!

So you are going to dates with women? . Ha!!! u die here today. After you have deceive me say u love me ,u will marry me, buy me gold and silver.. Chaii.

*breaks bottle*

Ginaz:


So you are going to dates with women? . Ha!!! u die here today. After you have deceive me say u love me ,u will marry me, buy me gold and silver.. Chaii.

*breaks bottle*

Ginaz Darling!!!! It was a long time ago na.....consider as part of my memoirs from d past!!!!
U know I got u on my MIND babe * smiles dreamily*
No worries aiit Now drop dat bottle n come give Dada a kisser!!!

luminouz:

Ginaz Darling!!!! It was a long time ago na.....consider as part of my memoirs from d past!!!!
U know I got u on my MIND babe * smiles dreamily*
No worries aiit Drop dat bottle n give Dada a kisser!!!

Which kiss? That same mouth you have used to kiss all your girlfriends? You think I don't know?

Ginaz:


Which kiss? That same mouth you have used to kiss all your girlfriends? You think I don't know?

Lmaoooooooooooo! This geh u won't kuku kill me! U won't kee meeee ooooo! Haba!!
Babe I wasn't kissing anybody na.....come hia joor! *pressed lips together,tilts them forward n closes his eyes*

Switup:
yes . Because my satisfaction is ur happiness.

I come with my friends too or simply ignore u n talk to ur friends

tosyne2much:
Shey I lie ni?

When are we having our first date Nicky?

Boss man keep pushing, intensify ....

chisco82:

Boss man keep pushing, intensify ....

Na your footstep I dey follow bro

luminouz:

Lmaoooooooooooo! This geh u won't kuku kill me! U won't kee meeee ooooo! Haba!!
Babe I wasn't kissing anybody na.....come hia joor! *pressed lips together,tilts them forward n closes his eyes*

If I swear for u now they will say I'm wicked.

*Just look atstew*

marvin902:


I told them to ordered anything they want.. and the stupid girl's decided to ordered heaven and earth at the end I paid my part and left them with a 5k bill God so punished them they didn't bring enough money with them..

You mean the "heaven and earth" they ordered was just a 5k bill?

tosyne2much:
Na your footstep I dey follow bro

Bia... Whose footstep? You doing what u knows best.
I m wondering if you study that as a course

PDPGuy:


One thing I won't tolerate on a date is bringing friends along. The whole purpose of a romantic date is to ensure a modicum of privacy when conversing with the person you like.

Most guys won't tolerate such

Nickymezor:
A bit oo...na a handful of ladies wey dey do dat...

I hope you don't do that sha?

Be sincere oooo

chisco82:

Bia... Whose footstep? You doing what u knows best.
I m wondering if you study that as a course

You should know that is my ministry

Organs:


Chai most guys are really really poor... If you are worried about the food consumed on a date, you might as well sit your ass home, food oh na im people go dey complain about. Babes, make una date "Northerners" na all these ijebu, ekiti and ibo boys dey complain about "food". Recently one ibo guy complained that a babe that used his bathroom used too much "tissue". can you imagine I still no understand how ol boy take eye gauge tissue come determine say the thing don too reduce. Guys, if you don't have it, tell the girl upfront say no kaka for pocket, the one wey go follow you go follow you, pls stop complaining and counting the # of meat consumed on a date, its poverty mentality.

Bro, must you mention Ekiti boys?

Abeg no make me change am for you ooo

tosyne2much:
I hope you don't do that sha?

Be sincere oooo

Haba, which can question b dis nw infact I do it

chiraqDemon:
The first day i went o a date with a girl she brought a friend, but i came prepared, i called my guy to come and take her friend away. Im too smart for that game

s guy

Ginaz:


If I swear for u now they will say I'm wicked.

*Just look atstew*

Lol!

safarigirl:
if you have not heard of date rape, I have.

Like I said sha, I have never done it before and the day I do it, I will be sure to pay for whatever my friend is having so that one small boy will not use me to shine

Just look at you, you are already talking like a small girl

Who get time for all this wan biko?
As per the dress ish.. it all depends on where you and the guy are headed.

hedonistic:
Do people still go on dates in Nigeria? In the real sense of date? I doubt that.

Chivalry is dead. Because females these days are transactional in mindset. It's all about what I can get, what I can grab, what he has to offer...Flash, pizzazz, appearances..all for the "gram'. No more organic, old-fashioned falling in love with the person rather than with the package. No more substance. No more soul.

A wasted, soulless generation of self-entitled, pecuniary, emotionally blunted, 'love' peddlers.

Dude,not all females.

Too many jambites and teens roaming around naira land.

luminouz:


Lol!

chiraqDemon:
The first day i went o a date with a girl she brought a friend, but i came prepared, i called my guy to come and take her friend away. Im too smart for that game

marvin902:
the last chick that pulled that no 2 stunt with me.will never forget what i did to her only me invite you come carry two of your friends come naija girls

Pls share with us and get us entertained or lectured . Wat I think is d best antidote is to pay more than the necessary attention and compliments to one of her friends and possibly get her digits on some issue of interest such as wedding planning, interior decoration,culinary ish, etc. The tin can pain ehn. The geh wey cari dem come go crase

luminouz:

Lmaooooo! Jeez ain't u organz? Y are u talking bro....organ no dey talk...now lemme SKUL u bro in d alpha male game
There are 3 types of gehs.....good,bad n ugly.....
A good geh won't bring her friends n of course won't look like an EBINA...
A bad geh will ask for tfare to d venue n ask for d most expensive item on d menu....n eat hungry like dat day is her last on earth......EBINA 1
D ugly ones are d crass n razz gehs who exist only to eat..n eat..n eat anyway,anyhow without any shame whatsoever n believe men only exist to serve them coz they got a hole between their legs.....they bring in 2 or 3 of their friends for a cookout their generation can't pay for n just grabs everything in sight....classless n shameless...n in d process embarrassing d guy who was unfortunate enough to ask them out..they always look chick on d outside so its on a date u get to see their true colours....EBINA 2
Now to DAT fateful day.....ur wrong to think I had no cash with me....had 20k straight from d ATM with me before going to d rendezvous....since its on first date I came prepared....imagine my surprise n anger when d geh turned out with 2 odas all to play me for a fool...wasn't even bothered bro till they just looked me over n said hi n ordered for d menu straight away like they own d place....d geh I invited exchanged pleasantries with me like 2mins n joined her friends haggling n huffing over d menu like diarrheic hyenas.....they clearly meant to chop me n go...I had no problems standing up right there n then n cancelling the date bro but I wanted to teach them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry because they have obviously been doing that to other guys( a geh once told me this same scenario of how she n her friends wreck guys when on a date n one time like dat d guy won cry coz him money don finish n he only took BOTTLED water...imagine) n getting away with it.....
For d plan to work I had to make em relaxed so I told em to be free n eat up....watching as d EBINAs crowed n cooed as soft drinks were served them while they placed orders.... They didn't even bother looking at me twice when I excused myself to go to d restroom....for d plan to work I had to involve d guard n tipped him too( very eager after dat) with a promise to come back some days after to hear d full gist..
So bro...it wasn't d fear to confront them or lack of machismo o but the urge to make sure those gehs won't ever do dat to another guy without thinking twice

For this detailed lesson.....u owe me a BOW!!!

Baba the baba

kimbra:
Fixed. That's what you do with your epileptic girlfriends, we've seen screenshoots not once.

Wetin bring dis kind quarell for una two. E clear say no be here una matter start. Oya com an teh me w hapn. U chop e mny abi recharge card ni

hakeem4:
Bringing their friends on a first date to come and eat like it's a get together

Chai get together na picnic. Not bad though it's your first date so you gotta please her.

luminouz:

Eehya! Consider d money spent as bad investment! U formed being nice...I don't do dat bro... D moment she brought her friends she shot herself in d leg... Date over!
One stupid geh tried dat poo with me..came with 2 of her friends n those ones started picking orders on menu without even properly greeting me.....I let 'em order,excused myself to d bathroom,winked at d security man n tipped him 500 to lemme escape ( I briefed him on d scenario) n walked out,took a bike home....I came by 3 days later n d security guy told me those gehs raked up a bill of 10k(pounded yam,nkwobi,suya,rice n drinks) when d fools couldn't pay,they were embarrassed totally, their phones were taken n their left footwear.....they chartered a bike home...in SHAME!!!!
Am I mad to pay for 3 EBINA gehs? Who am I ? Santa Claus?

cheeeesus!!!!! Looooool this is the most lugubrious thing av read on nairaland,