| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Lilimax(f): 4:31pm On May 19, 2017 |
eduevolutionnow:
Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God. To you it is frivolities but to the OP it a great MIRACLE! I believe in Miracle!  4 Likes |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Krystalzkris(f): 4:31pm On May 19, 2017 |
keyboardwarwar:
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village]  . but i didn't lose hope! as i proceed to studies OND in computer Engineering and Advance Diploma in Software Engineeering @Lagos.[but as expected my mama used the jamb result to torment my life any time i bleep up or anytime i mention something about university degree.] to cut the long story short! i decided to try out this year jamb examination, but to be sincere! i was so afraid as i have been out of touch with CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS more especially MATHEMATICS so how am i going to pass this examination?. I sold my precious phone[as i didn't have money] just to purchased the jamb pin @ the officially closing day of the registration. Fast forward! i was given monday 15 of may as my examination day.Money to get to the examination centre was another wahala but miraculously the money came,i was checked,got into the examination hall ushered to my exam's system and instruction was given for all the examiners to logged in.I logged in! my time Began to ticked, my heart too began to Beat faster like a Yoruba talking drum.
Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope]. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere at the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks answers RANDOMLY on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS [i ticks some answers A,some B some C some D and i will begins ticking from D,C,B,A again all, ignorantly].MY time remaining 3mins to go i pressed S,i said a short prayer of helps from above before pressing another S which means i have submitted my exam,but was not happy at all.
Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers.
"Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen".
Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows. Shame dey catch me for where you dey.. . I couldn't even comprehend half of what you wrote up there.. 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by myners007: 4:32pm On May 19, 2017 |
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| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Beuponme(m): 4:32pm On May 19, 2017 |
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| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by lakesider(m): 4:32pm On May 19, 2017 |
If you are in Europe and your government is responsible .u will understand you don't need God to pass exam .u suppose don graduate now .
Lets fight Government together and stop celebrating rubbish 5 Likes |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Lilimax(f): 4:32pm On May 19, 2017 |
Krystalzkris:
Shame dey catch me for where you dey.. . I couldn't even comprehend half of what you wrote up there.. Read it again perhaps you'll understand  |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 4:34pm On May 19, 2017 |
You read post like this and you are convinced that some youths have no future, and they may drag others down with themselves.
If your guess work gets you through Jamb, will it also help you through University?
There is no substitute for hard work. 9 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Lilimax(f): 4:34pm On May 19, 2017 |
UncleSnr:
Expecting to see 400 
The delusion is deep.  |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by ChukaLupin(m): 4:34pm On May 19, 2017 |
eduevolutionnow:
Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God. You Know What, pack your bags and go stay in the bush till your head correct. God Is God. Frivolity or NOT! Capische? |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Lilimax(f): 4:34pm On May 19, 2017 |
Oyindidi:
227 and you write that essay It's a big deal to the OP |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Goldenheart(m): 4:35pm On May 19, 2017 |
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| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Hoodfriend(m): 4:35pm On May 19, 2017 |
How do i show nairalander my results please? |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by joey150(m): 4:35pm On May 19, 2017 |
You sure say Jamb no dey dash people like additional 50 marks.??
How can you randomly guess and have 79 in chemistry??
I have been following the over bloated scores flooding the whole place...hmmmmm.. They just dey lower the standard of education everyday 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by oscaruzie(m): 4:35pm On May 19, 2017 |
munyiwa:
What have you achieved in your life? mediocres like you will keep chewing Groundnut and roasted plantain,walking aimlessly all about,at the age of 45,I mean! How will someone despise the existence of God? Such a fool you are. you need to up your level of understanding... 4 Likes |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Oyindidi(f): 4:36pm On May 19, 2017 |
Lilimax:
It's a big deal to the OP I'm really impress with the results of this year's jamb |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by ireneidiva(f): 4:36pm On May 19, 2017 |
Your grammar is too bad! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 4:37pm On May 19, 2017 |
so people that are pagans that pass jamb nkor 2 Likes |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by erico2k2(m): 4:39pm On May 19, 2017 |
munyiwa:
What have you achieved in your life? mediocres like you will keep chewing Groundnut and roasted plantain,walking aimlessly all about,at the age of 45,I mean! How will someone despise the existence of God? Such a fool you are. Who ever you quoted was rights plus you might have fall short the glory of Good when you called another God's creation a fool. Op you where lucky and also do not forget Op you still don't have money .what are you going to do 5 his time fill a blank cheque and pray it gets honoured ? ? 1 Like |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 4:39pm On May 19, 2017 |
keyboardwarwar:
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village] . but i didn't lose hope! as i proceed to studies OND in computer Engineering and Advance Diploma in Software Engineeering @Lagos.[but as expected my mama used the jamb result to torment my life any time i bleep up or anytime i mention something about university degree.] to cut the long story short! i decided to try out this year jamb examination, but to be sincere! i was so afraid as i have been out of touch with CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS more especially MATHEMATICS so how am i going to pass this examination?. I sold my precious phone[as i didn't have money] just to purchased the jamb pin @ the officially closing day of the registration. Fast forward! i was given monday 15 of may as my examination day.Money to get to the examination centre was another wahala but miraculously the money came,i was checked,got into the examination hall ushered to my exam's system and instruction was given for all the examiners to logged in.I logged in! my time Began to ticked, my heart too began to Beat faster like a Yoruba talking drum.
Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope]. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere at the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks answers RANDOMLY on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS [i ticks some answers A,some B some C some D and i will begins ticking from D,C,B,A again all, ignorantly].MY time remaining 3mins to go i pressed S,i said a short prayer of helps from above before pressing another S which means i have submitted my exam,but was not happy at all.
Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers.
"Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen".
Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows. I know an atheist who scored 350 in Jamb. What do you have to say to that? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by AntiWailer: 4:39pm On May 19, 2017 |
Did not read.
You were shading randomly and you think God will take such glory.
Pastor E A Adeboye finished with 1st Class.
Mountain of Fire Pastor finished with 1st class.
This is not a testimony, it is rubbish. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 4:40pm On May 19, 2017 |
keyboardwarwar:
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village] . but i didn't lose hope! as i proceed to studies OND in computer Engineering and Advance Diploma in Software Engineeering @Lagos.[but as expected my mama used the jamb result to torment my life any time i bleep up or anytime i mention something about university degree.] to cut the long story short! i decided to try out this year jamb examination, but to be sincere! i was so afraid as i have been out of touch with CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS more especially MATHEMATICS so how am i going to pass this examination?. I sold my precious phone[as i didn't have money] just to purchased the jamb pin @ the officially closing day of the registration. Fast forward! i was given monday 15 of may as my examination day.Money to get to the examination centre was another wahala but miraculously the money came,i was checked,got into the examination hall ushered to my exam's system and instruction was given for all the examiners to logged in.I logged in! my time Began to ticked, my heart too began to Beat faster like a Yoruba talking drum.
Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope]. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere at the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks answers RANDOMLY on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS [i ticks some answers A,some B some C some D and i will begins ticking from D,C,B,A again all, ignorantly].MY time remaining 3mins to go i pressed S,i said a short prayer of helps from above before pressing another S which means i have submitted my exam,but was not happy at all.
Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers.
"Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen".
Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows. Dude, like seriously you scored 227 and you are here writing an epistle? I doubt 227 can get you into any good federal university. Sorry I am just being truthful  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 4:43pm On May 19, 2017 |
Ok...
Continue that way IF you get admitted into any higher institution. I'm sure 'God' will be there as your exam officer too. |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by dee02(m): 4:44pm On May 19, 2017 |
eduevolutionnow:
Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God. GBAM!!!!! |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by figment232(m): 4:44pm On May 19, 2017 |
low score |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Captinmaliq(m): 4:45pm On May 19, 2017 |
congrat bro
mine is still yet to come out ooo |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Deyvid123(m): 4:45pm On May 19, 2017 |
yourexcellency:
227 out of 400 not really good enough. You need to study hard if admitted in order to avoid tsunami in your 100 level 227 is more than enough Sir, jamb score doesn't reflect the kind of student or grade u will graduate with in the University. Someone might score 300 in jamb but graduate with a second class lower while someone with 200 might even even graduate with a first class. |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by MrSheyi(m): 4:46pm On May 19, 2017 |
Ok |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Hafeezson(m): 4:46pm On May 19, 2017 |
85% of North jambite fail to even score 160 honestly speking and i don't know why |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by enomakos(m): 4:49pm On May 19, 2017 |
congrats |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Nobody: 4:51pm On May 19, 2017 |
Keyboardwarwar, you're very senseless. You passed by CHEATING [even though your brain was empty, you exploited the loophole in an objective exam like UTME, by guessing the answers, so you GOT LUCKY], and you had the temerity to come here to announce that it was God that made you pass? What kind of petty God do you serve who concerns himself with trivial nonsense, especially one as ridiculous as intervening in the examination of someone who didn't work hard in preparation for it? Are you SICK? So, God made you pass, which automatically implies that he must be responsible for the failure of those who didn't, making you an elect, a special person enjoying a special privilege/grace, isn't that so?
I deeply detest this kind of disgusting stvpidity. Get out of here with your senselessness and fraudulent result owing to the susceptibility of UTME to tricks such as the one you employed. You picked answers RANDOMLY showing that you didn't prepare for the exam, and still had the impudence and the gall to come here to praise your God who's just as senseless as you, for a success you didn't deserve. 9 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by Zenithpeak(m): 4:52pm On May 19, 2017 |
eduevolutionnow:
Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God. There is God in heaven who answers the prayer of his people. Your wisdom and understanding plus your age and your connection can not change that truth irrespective of what the op said or did. Alright? 1 Like |
| Re: If You Say There Is No God, Let Me Show You My JAMB Result by AkupeMBANO(m): 4:55pm On May 19, 2017 |
so na jambites full this Nairaland 2 Likes |
