Toay:
Oga op

I doubt if your 227 can get you admission for any serious course in Amy serious university in this country.

You had better start preparing for another jamb

Your denigrating attitude will lead you nowhere. Since when did you become the registrar or "serious universities"? Isinkwacha!

eduevolutionnow:

Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God.

My thought exactly. bless you for this comment!

m6tem:
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Sorry I'm not a politician and none of my ancestors from my grand-dad has been.

If you looking for a reason why your beloved Nigeria is a shit maybe you should start from yourself.

Errr..... Very senseless! I've got nothing more to say to you.

munyiwa:

What have you achieved in your life? mediocres like you will keep chewing Groundnut and roasted plantain,walking aimlessly all about,at the age of 45,I mean! How will someone despise the existence of God? Such a fool you are.

You did not comprehend his comment bro. He was trying to say the OP has a wrong definition and understanding of who God truly is. According to him, God will not award marks to someone who does not merit it, or better still, God is not a cheat. And I quite agree with him because there is some sense in that. Even in the bible, the book of James 2:17 says and I quote 'In the same way, faith by itself, if it is
not accompanied by action, is dead.'

BlazingAyomikun:
Errr..... Very senseless! I've got nothing more to say to you.

Errr..... Very Stupid! You shouldn't have quote me in the first place

#Kapish

LastMumu:
So you did JAMB and passed, that to you is the core evidence that God exists?

Interesting.

Thumbs for this comment of yours

m6tem:



Errr..... Very Stupid! You shouldn't have quote me in the first place

#Kapish

I quoted you with the hope that I would be able to sanitize this page of your stvpidity, not knowing that you're a virus that requires a greater effort to erase. I don't have the time to waste on you. Go and play in the traffic.

eduevolutionnow:

Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God.

Read Romans 11:6.
You may want to edit your previous comment after reading that.
For the record, God is concerned with every atom of his child's life.

eduevolutionnow:
On one hand, he is thinking of doing runs, on the other hand praising God for the success. Mr op is that what your bible teaches you?
Christians and hypocrisy 5 and 6.

Facing Temptation is not a sin, falling into temptation is the sin.

Can't read all but at the end l Saw 227 instead of 327 is it mistake or my eyes didn't see cleary

munyiwa:

What have you achieved in your life? mediocres like you will keep chewing Groundnut and roasted plantain,walking aimlessly all about,at the age of 45,I mean! How will someone despise the existence of God? Such a fool you are.

For calling him a fool to express your opinion that God exist only makes you to sound foolish! Everyone is entitled to his/her opinion. You claim Christianity because you were born into a family that's proponent to it. Have you ever imagined if you were born into a Bhuddist home?

Alariwo2:
no read you hear? if post utme no hit you, your first year C.G.P.A go determine whether you will continue or not (for fed. unis not glorifred secondary schools like C.U)

In my time, a lady scored 350+ in Jamb but her first year GP was below 1.0.. lorokan sha, school withdrew her admission

so your fight is just starting.. don't rejoice just yet

When you thank God for that which he has done, he will do more.

Xita:

Read Romans 11:6.
You may want to edit your previous comment after reading that.
For the record, God is concerned with every atom of his child's life.

Nigerians are stupidly religious and wicked as well. This Xita now fit dey owe people wey dey work for am and his wife might be beating up their housegirl and she might be working till 1am in the morning yet na dem dey preach pass.

Your prayer lines touched me. Am convinced it touched God and he answered you. Soon my own testimonies will come from the prayer lines too. If man could take bride to give job, God...take all the glory and the honour and give me job in Jesus name.

This is my cousin's result
399

If u don't know physics, chemistry and you are planning to study what? This generation self...

rollybest:
Truly there's a God in heaven. It's only a fool that will say there's no God

The guy clicked random options out the available 5, which gave him 20% chance of been right.

Leave God out of this, God is not involved in a game of random choice or random occurrence.

I can write an intelligent computer program that can pick 1 from 5 with the same odds or better. I can also write an AI program with no background knowledge but using only alpha-beta pruning or minimax algorithm and they will outperform every single time.

BlazingAyomikun:
Keyboardwarwar, you're very senseless. You passed by CHEATING [even though your brain was empty, you exploited the loophole in an objective exam like UTME, by guessing the answers, so you GOT LUCKY], and you had the temerity to come here to announce that it was God that made you pass? What kind of petty God do you serve who concerns himself with trivial nonsense, especially one as ridiculous as intervening in the examination of someone who didn't work hard in preparation for it? Are you SICK? So, God made you pass, which automatically implies that he must be responsible for the failure of those who didn't, making you an elect, a special person enjoying a special privilege/grace, isn't that so?

I deeply detest this kind of disgusting stvpidity. Get out of here with your senselessness and fraudulent result owing to the susceptibility of UTME to tricks such as the one you employed. You picked answers RANDOMLY showing that you didn't prepare for the exam, and still had the impudence and the gall to come here to praise your God who's just as senseless as you, for a success you didn't deserve.

You're too hard on the op. You should understand his level of horizon and not peddle with frivolities. His brain is still fragile, hence his delusional belief. You are an intellectual and should learn to empathize with people because you were like him.

Who say no God went dat way......

Sterope:
I don't see how your result is a sign of God's existence. God exist, we know but his existence has nothing to do with God.

It should be expressed thus; His existence has nothing to do with Op's result. I love this expression. Tnx

Congrats man
You're a really lucky dude

OP, thank God for you. But you better find how you go take elongate your leg if you wan get admission dis year. 220 isn't good enough.

keyboardwarwar:
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village] . but i didn't lose hope! as i proceed to studies OND in computer Engineering and Advance Diploma in Software Engineeering @Lagos.[but as expected my mama used the jamb result to torment my life any time i bleep up or anytime i mention something about university degree.] to cut the long story short! i decided to try out this year jamb examination, but to be sincere! i was so afraid as i have been out of touch with CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS more especially MATHEMATICS so how am i going to pass this examination?. I sold my precious phone[as i didn't have money] just to purchased the jamb pin @ the officially closing day of the registration. Fast forward! i was given monday 15 of may as my examination day.Money to get to the examination centre was another wahala but miraculously the money came,i was checked,got into the examination hall ushered to my exam's system and instruction was given for all the examiners to logged in.I logged in! my time Began to ticked, my heart too began to Beat faster like a Yoruba talking drum.
Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope]. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere at the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks answers RANDOMLY on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS [i ticks some answers A,some B some C some D and i will begins ticking from D,C,B,A again all, ignorantly].MY time remaining 3mins to go i pressed S,i said a short prayer of helps from above before pressing another S which means i have submitted my exam,but was not happy at all.

Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers.

"Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen".

Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows.

You deserve to fail!!!
Luck will not take you anywhere. Luck will not help you when you are admitted into uni but hardwork and sheer perseverance. Luck is a risk. Don't risk it.
Study hard and post your testimonies when you pass. That will be the best message. This your score is low as lots of persons got 240+(go and find out). But all the same, forgive my bluntness, I am just being real.
Cheers!

wooooow this really motivated me

rollybest:
Truly there's a God in heaven. It's only a fool that will say there's no God

you and the OP funny Sha.. Hypocrites...I no wan talk much

Congrat broh. Some won't understand. Praying I make mine too

God must be so great. He gave you special attention to help yo with your jamb scores but ignored the more sever cases of children and people suffering in war-torn countries





Praise the Lord! !!

Congrats, brother.

eduevolutionnow:
On one hand, he is thinking of doing runs, on the other hand praising God for the success. Mr op is that what your bible teaches you?
Christians and hypocrisy 5 and 6.

which kind human being u be its beta u stop commenting on posts.

keyboardwarwar:
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village] . but i didn't lose hope! as i proceed to studies OND in computer Engineering and Advance Diploma in Software Engineeering @Lagos.[but as expected my mama used the jamb result to torment my life any time i bleep up or anytime i mention something about university degree.] to cut the long story short! i decided to try out this year jamb examination, but to be sincere! i was so afraid as i have been out of touch with CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS more especially MATHEMATICS so how am i going to pass this examination?. I sold my precious phone[as i didn't have money] just to purchased the jamb pin @ the officially closing day of the registration. Fast forward! i was given monday 15 of may as my examination day.Money to get to the examination centre was another wahala but miraculously the money came,i was checked,got into the examination hall ushered to my exam's system and instruction was given for all the examiners to logged in.I logged in! my time Began to ticked, my heart too began to Beat faster like a Yoruba talking drum.
Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope]. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere at the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks answers RANDOMLY on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS [i ticks some answers A,some B some C some D and i will begins ticking from D,C,B,A again all, ignorantly].MY time remaining 3mins to go i pressed S,i said a short prayer of helps from above before pressing another S which means i have submitted my exam,but was not happy at all.

Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers.

"Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen".

Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows.

Now this got me laughing.. After the long read, only to discover the score was 227
Forgive me for laughing this was quite hilarious...

Statsocial:
OP I thank God with you. I have seen God register courses that was not registered before. I have seen people who failed courses and was miraculously turned to A, so I totally believe your testimony. Do not worry about the people here mocking you and God - it is not really them speaking but evil spirits and demons they ve accumulated for years. Thank you OP for your testimony. I now pray for God's favor concerning your admissiion-you would be favored in Jesus name. You are highly blessed sir.

rollybest:
Truly there's a God in heaven. It's only a fool that will say there's no God

on top 227 Lmaoo!!! I love this naija sha