Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,963 members, 7,817,838 topics. Date: Saturday, 04 May 2024 at 08:50 PM

30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups - Culture (13) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Culture / 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups (53151 Views)

Igbos Of Bioko, Equatorial Guinea - A Forgotten Minority Tribe / List Of 371 Ethnic Groups In Nigeria / Minority Ethnic Groups In Nigeria And Language Extinction (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) ... (19) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 2:29pm On Jun 24, 2017
laudate:


ROFLMAO!! cheesy Pierce... what?? shocked Hehehe...who would take the words of a clown like you seriously? cheesy shocked Everyone can read, and they can all see that you suffer from a deep-rooted psychotic problem. Accept my sympathy. We all know you are so deeply pained, that is why you resorted to expletives. Hehehehe... cheesy

Now where was I? Yes, you just called yourself the 'a vagabonding idiot without ancestral history..... Cussed son of a drunken lackey.... Your father owes humanity incalculable debt-- bringing bastard like you whose life holds as much value as the contents of a sewage pit an --apology....Son of a cheap prostitute....' Those words are a befitting description of you! wink Eeyah, tell the truth. sad An Itsekiri man must have dealt with you a long time ago. That is why you are still carrying the pain deep within your heart.

Anyway, Laudate is not Itsekiri. So let me leave the Itsekiri folks to give you a befitting answer. undecided Just continue ranting online and providing us all with more entertainment. Daalu!

fake laugh to hide real pain. So you have been doing a back and forth with a clown? grin grin

No wonder, they say your father's sperm was low in zinc to birth a psychologically un-evolved dweeb like you.

The sperm that formed you should have ended up in your mother's anús where it would never flagellate to produce a whoreson like you. grin


The son of brute even said I called him an itsekiri, when all I implied was you're an urhobo turned into second class citizens in Warri by itsekiris....you're trying to get the itsekiri to rally behind you by falsely accusing me of insulting them.

Dyslexic baboon. No wonder you lack your own words as your mother lacks sexual honour.

I will be giving you enough lines to chew back at me.

Child of a broken home

2 Likes

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 2:30pm On Jun 24, 2017
Probz:
Try manning up and replying people with direct words and not gifs laudate. You're not funny.

You are still seeking attention from me? Ok, you have been noticed. Now run along and go play with your toys....

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Probz(m): 2:31pm On Jun 24, 2017
laudate:


You are still seeking attention from me? Ok, you have been noticed. Now run along and go play with your toys....
Drop the gay gifs and argue with people directly. You can't be taken seriously as a man when you post pink gifs, did you know that?

1 Like

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 2:39pm On Jun 24, 2017
Probz:
Try manning up and replying people with direct words and not gifs laudate. You're not funny.
I heard the dude laudate was fed only goat milk and cocoyams at infancy hence his brain architecture isn't strong enough to carry word improvisation, he has to edit your post or look for internet generic memes to respond

2 Likes

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 2:40pm On Jun 24, 2017
Shroud:
fake laugh to hide real pain. So you have been doing a back and forth with a clown? grin grin

No wonder, they say your father's perm was low in zinc to birth a psychologically un-evolved dweeb like you.

The sperm that formed you should have ended up in a your mother's anús where it would flagellate to produce a whoreson like you. grin

The son of brute even said I called him an itsekiri, when all I implied was you're an urhobo turned into second class citizens in Warri....you're trying to get the itsekiri to rally behind you by falsely accusing me of insulting them.

Dyslexic baboon. No wonder you lack your own words as your mother lacks sexual honour.

I will be giving you enough lines to chew back at me.

Child of a broken home

Haba, bros' your psychotic state has grown from bad to worse, o! shocked sad cheesy Why do you hate yourself so much that you keep referring to yourself in such derogatory terms? Now, you have called yourself such unprintable names like: ' your father's sperm was low in zinc to birth a psychologically un-evolved dweeb like you.....The sperm that formed you should have ended up in a your mother's anús where it would flagellate to produce a whoreson like you...Dyslexic baboon. No wonder you lack your own words as your mother lacks sexual honour.' Now that your own lines have been tossed back at you, I hope it gives you some sort of high. It makes you happy when people return your insults back on your head, right?

Chai!! Now, you not only insulted your own little self, but your poor mother and father as well, all in one go. shocked What have they done to deserve this from you? And now you are lying about the comment you made concerning the Itsekiris? I can see how confused you are...but just for the record, Laudate is not Urhobo either.

I guess that would hurt you too...accept my condolences.

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 2:52pm On Jun 24, 2017
Shroud:
And the product of incest_orgy finally denies his identity and heritage because he's ashamed of the uncivilised primates he calls ancestors.

But it runs in the family...no surprises there. Your father often hide or your hairy mom in the bedroom whenever his friends arrived or tells them she's the female pioneering cobbler in the locality. It runs in the blood.

A wasted tribe who are the filth of the earth and a cuss to thier neighbours

Um...you are still describing your father and mother in such despicable terms. What a pity. angry What exactly did they do to make you hate them so much? Were they the ones who made you a 'product of incest_orgy?' Tell the truth....there is no need to be ashamed. cheesy It may be the first step that would lead you to finding the peace you have been desperately searching for.... undecided

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 4:58pm On Jun 24, 2017
laudate:


You know what? We all know you have zero respect for your parents. But we are really not interested in hearing how 'bored as your father is over your mother's slackened pussy, or how you are incapable of shame, ' or how 'your father copied the man ploughing Your mother...' sad They must be distraught by the fact that you have turned out in such an abysmal manner. They must have really tried to instill manners in you when you were growing up, but then you rebelled against them and threw everything out of the window. May God console them. Now, please go back and seek medical help to cure the psychotic illness that has afflicted your soul...

You keep denying every accusation hauled at your parents. Aren't you the same idiot exposed for sleeping with his own sister?

Do you denny your father never attempted burning you alive when he found out you were sired by his favourite dibia?

2 Likes

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by sandammy(m): 5:01pm On Jun 24, 2017
]
tobtap:

great people... peaceful n powerful(jazz tinz) cool cool .. one of my best friend is baruba... picked up a few of der language from him...cheers
Jazz, I don't know but, I love them. They are just a different specie. And the language I love it. I think I can still speak some but not as fluent as I was. Had my secondary education in Gwanara.

1 Like

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 5:05pm On Jun 24, 2017
Shroud:
You keep denying every accusation hauled at your parents. Aren't you the same idiot exposed for sleeping with his own sister?

Do you deny your father never attempted burning you alive when he found out were sired by his favourite dibia?
Nah! cheesy Have you forgotten? You were the one who started hurling insults at your own parents, and your own self. sad And you have just done so...again! See how you just confessed that 'you are the same idiot exposed for sleeping with his own sister? Do you deny your father never attempted burning you alive when he found out were sired by his favourite dibia?' Now how do you want people to treat your case, with all these vile confessions that keep dribbling from your mouth? Biaketa, gịnī ḳwọ bùḍù ̣ǹke à?

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 5:16pm On Jun 24, 2017
laudate:

Nah! cheesy Have you forgotten? You were the one who started hauling insults at your own parents. sad And you have just done so...again! See how you just confessed that 'you are the same idiot exposed for sleeping with his own sister? Do you debt your father never attempted burning you alive when he found out were sired by his favourite dibia?' Now how do you want people to treat your case, with all these vile confessions that keep dribbling from your mouth? Biaketa, gịnī ḳwọ bùḍù ̣ǹke à?
Biaketa, gịnī ḳwọ bùḍù ̣ǹke à?

That's same unintelligible mumblings your mom blurts out whenever she's taking larger than usual dicks up her anús for extra tips to put food on the table!! grin

Biaketa, gịnī ḳwọ bùḍù ̣ǹke à? What the fúck is that? Your mother is a shameless courtesan

3 Likes

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 8:53pm On Jun 24, 2017
Shroud:
Biaketa, gịnī ḳwọ bùḍù ̣ǹke à?

That's same unintelligible mumblings your mom blurts out whenever she's taking larger than usual dicks up her anús for extra tips to put food on the table!! grin

Biaketa, gịnī ḳwọ bùḍù ̣ǹke à? What the fúck is that? Your mother is a shameless courtesan

Oh no....your psychotic ramblings have finally sent you round the bend! shocked Wait....just how old were you when you discovered that "your mother is a shameless courtesan?" shocked Now, you've started crying out loud to let the whole world know what your poor mother does for a living! Isn't that why you just confessed that "your mom blurts out whenever she's taking larger than usual dicks up her anús for extra tips to put food on the table!!" How sad. sad May the cure for your fixation on your mum's sexual preferences, be found soon. Unfortunately, nobody is interested in your little drama, anymore cheesy

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Probz(m): 5:01am On Jun 25, 2017
Shroud:


You keep denying every accusation hauled at your parents. Aren't you the same idiot exposed for sleeping with his own sister?

Do you denny your father never attempted burning you alive when he found out you were sired by his favourite dibia?
Woah. Wetin? Are we dealing with an incestous troll?

1 Like

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 8:18am On Jun 25, 2017
Probz:
Woah. Wetin? Are we dealing with an incestous troll?
let the bastard deny it let me wash him up. A bastard from an unbroken lineage of incestuous peasants.

2 Likes

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 8:22am On Jun 25, 2017
laudate:


Oh no....your psychotic ramblings have finally sent you round the bend! shocked Wait....just how old were you when you discovered that "your mother is a shameless courtesan?" shocked Now, you've started crying out loud to let the whole world know what your poor mother does for a living! Isn't that why you just confessed that "your mom blurts out whenever she's taking larger than usual dicks up her anús for extra tips to put food on the table!!" How sad. sad May the cure for your fixation on your mum's sexual preferences, be found soon. Unfortunately, nobody is interested in your little drama, anymore cheesy

Incestuous wretch. The only time your dick ever gets up is when you sight your sister undressing. That's why you have never set foot in your village ever since your dad was mandated to kill a white goat with yams as sacrifice for your abominable act.

Son of a cussed underline and a dickhuntig mother who screams Biaketa, gịnī ḳwọ bùḍù ̣ǹke à? at the mention of the word penís
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 8:30am On Jun 25, 2017
Holly lawd!!!! Laudate has been a Nairalander since 2006, that's a shocking 11 years and he's still as mentally frigid and slow as a domestic snail in an intensive care.

I cringe in disgust. The general urhobo stagnation is truly genetical. Old fool , grandpa looking for self validation with a repetitive back and forth. Cuss be unto the woman who birthed to a shameless grandpa like you without dignity. I wonder what you would teach your children. Unimaginative dumb bastard with a dead brain.

Your life has not even lived up to your mother's vaginal stretching in order to bring a lame gnat like you into this world.

Progeny of mediocrity!

1 Like

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 1:28pm On Jun 25, 2017
Shroud:
Holly lawd!!!! Laudate has been a Nairalander since 2006, that's a shocking 11 years and he's still as mentally frigid and slow as a domestic snail in an intensive care.

I cringe in disgust. The general urhobo stagnation is truly genetical. Old fool , grandpa looking for self validation with a repetitive back and forth. Cuss be unto the woman who birthed to a shameless grandpa like you without dignity. I wonder what you would teach your children. Unimaginative dumb bastard with a dead brain.

Your life has not even lived up to your mother's vaginal stretching in order to bring a lame gnat like you into this world.

Progeny of mediocrity!

Wow! shocked You got so obsessed with me, that you had to check up my profile? cheesy Goodness, your problems must be greater than I thought. cheesy You just complained that '....your life has not even lived up to your mother's vaginal stretching in order to bring a lame gnat like you into this world...' and also whined that you are 'still as mentally frigid and slow as a domestic snail in an intensive care and an Unimaginative dumb bastard with a dead brain...'shocked Eeyah! How sad! Now I get it. It appears the curse your parents placed on you, for dragging their names through the mud, is living up to its billing. So your affliction is definitely spiritual. Can't blame them, though.

Finally, thanks for making it clear that your middle name is 'progeny of mediocrity!' You have provided us with a lot of entertainment on this thread for so long. Now, I really don't have time for toddlers like you who were raised without courtesy and decorum. So do both of us a favour and get off my mentions. Take your befuddled attention-seeking self, elsewhere...

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 1:36pm On Jun 25, 2017
Shroud:
let the bastard Shroud deny it let me wash him up. Shroud, A bastard from an unbroken lineage of incestuous peasants.
Shroud:
I am Shroud the Incestuous wretch. The only time your my dick ever gets up is when you I sight your my sister undressing. That's why you I have never set foot in your my village ever since your my dad was mandated to kill a white goat with yams as sacrifice for your my abominable act.

Son of a cussed underline and a dickhuntig mother who screams Biaketa, gịnī ḳwọ bùḍù ̣ǹke à? at the mention of the word penís

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Tequilah: 1:52pm On Jun 25, 2017
It appears people have forgotten Rule 2: Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

Where are the mods?
cc: bigfrancis21, odumchi, Fulaman198
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Tequilah: 2:00pm On Jun 25, 2017
laudate:
Wow! shocked You got so obsessed with me, that you had to check up my profile? cheesy Goodness, your problems must be greater than I thought. cheesy Now I get it. It appears the curse your parents placed on you, for dragging their names through the mud, is living up to its billing. So your affliction is definitely spiritual. Can't blame them, though. You just complained that '....your life has not even lived up to your mother's vaginal stretching in order to bring a lame gnat like you into this world...' and also whined that you are 'still as mentally frigid and slow as a domestic snail in an intensive care.'shocked Eeyah! How sad!

You have provided us with a lot of entertainment on this thread for so long. Thanks for making it clear that your middle name is 'progeny of mediocrity!' Now, I really don't have time for toddlers like you who were raised without courtesy and decorum. So do both of us a favour and get off my mentions. Take your befuddled attention-seeking self, elsewhere...

Ignore him, please. If a sick man disrobes in the market place and challenges you to a duel, will you walk away or disrobe just like he has done in order to engage him in fisticuffs?

1 Like 1 Share

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 2:32pm On Jun 25, 2017
laudate:


grin grin grin grin this guy's really pained and sweating from the anús. I just love the way you swing my words back at me because they hurt you so much grin grin grin grin keep 'em coming. I will hit you harder than your lazy father has ever being able to fúck your libertine mother


Old papa!!! 11 years in Nairaland !!! Wow. You must be offsetting your real-life deficits here with lame back and forth.

Old imbecilé with sawdust for brains
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 2:37pm On Jun 25, 2017
Shroud:
grin grin grin grin this guy Shroud is really pained and sweating from the anús. I just love the way you swing my words back at me because they hurt you me so much grin grin grin grin keep 'em coming. I will hit you myself harder than your my lazy father has ever being able to fúck your my libertine mother

Old papa!!! 11 years in Nairaland !!! Wow. You must be offsetting your real-life deficits here with lame back and forth.

Old imbecilé with sawdust for brains

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 2:38pm On Jun 25, 2017
laudate:


Wow! shocked You got so obsessed with me, that you had to check up my profile? cheesy Goodness, your problems must be greater than I thought. cheesy You just complained that '....your life has not even lived up to your mother's vaginal stretching in order to bring a lame gnat like you into this world...' and also whined that you are 'still as mentally frigid and slow as a domestic snail in an intensive care and an Unimaginative dumb bastard with a dead brain...'shocked Eeyah! How sad! Now I get it. It appears the curse your parents placed on you, for dragging their names through the mud, is living up to its billing. So your affliction is definitely spiritual. Can't blame them, though.

Finally, thanks for making it clear that your middle name is 'progeny of mediocrity!' You have provided us with a lot of entertainment on this thread for so long. Now, I really don't have time for toddlers like you who were raised without courtesy and decorum. So do both of us a favour and get off my mentions. Take your befuddled attention-seeking self, elsewhere...
Eleven years in Nairaland and you're oozing of mental inadequacy, psychoneurotic disorder , showing steaks of behavioural disturbances. Eleven years !!! I hope you die childless without burdening the world with your mutated DNA which is inferior to chacma-baboons.

Old papa with grey hairs in his scrotum who can't band words together anymore than his father could rear children appropriately.

Cussed birth!

1 Like

Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 2:40pm On Jun 25, 2017
Shroud:
Eleven years in Nairaland and you're I am oozing of mental inadequacy, psychoneurotic disorder , showing steaks of behavioural disturbances. Eleven years !!! I hope you I die childless without burdening the world with your my mutated DNA which is inferior to chacma-baboons.

Old papa with grey hairs in his scrotum who can't band words together anymore than his father could rear children appropriately.

Cussed birth!

(1) (2) (3) ... (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) ... (19) (Reply)

New Photos Of Saadatu Lamido, Emir Sanusi's Wife In UK / The Statue Of The Three Lagos White Cap Chiefs / Visit to Nigeria Local aluminium Pot Making Factory /see how they make it -photo

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 99
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.