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Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 12:37pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
TheUmbra:With the severe pounding to his head I have subjected him to, you don't expect him to be able to reason properly. He lost his sanity somewhere in the amnesia of my pummelling to his balding head 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 12:45pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
Shroud: Shroud: Eeyah! Your problems are enormous, o! Obviously you do not have a day job, that is why you think everyone spends their whole time on NL listening to your drivel. I don't need him or anyone to put you in your place. Like I said before, you are simply the market place buffoon or lunatic, that is only good for entertainment. Keep ranting, raving and proving to the whole world that you are only fit for the asylum. Please strive to entertain us further with your lunacy. You are another Xtrorse. Hehehehe.... 1 Like
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Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 12:50pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
TheUmbra:Oh, so you are still bleating? Haba! The phrase 'old unproductive dry bone,' is such a perfect description of you, nah. Don't forget that you just admitted that you are suffering from severe anencephaly. I pray you find healing for the condition that plagues your soul.... Try to stop being jealous of others, maybe things would then work out for you.
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Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 1:04pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
laudate:Says the son of curb prostitute who has quoted back every one of my post Your amnesia is a family inheritance as your mother lacks the power of remembrance to identify one of the thousands lounge-lizards who got her pregnant for you. Demented waste of sperm and vagina fluid like you. You called the in full spelling of his moniker in hopes he will chip in a word for you. You self-esteem is obviously build on people's perception of you. Inebriated plonker 1 Like |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 1:17pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
Shroud: Hahahaha.... and Shroud the psychopath comes back spewing more bile in his pitiful attempt to entertain us. I don't need to call anyone's moniker to chip in any word for me. Why on earth would I do that? You are the one that needs a sidekick for your antics. And I can see that theUmbra has stepped into that role to lick your arse. Didn't I tell you earlier, that you are the market buffoon or lunatic? Your nickname should be 'insanity raised to the highest degree'. Oya, continue entertaining us with your ranting, raving and toxic vituperations. One day, you will win an award for your efforts....hehehe! 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 1:25pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
laudate: But you're the only one mentioning people's monikers in full here ! You're like a madman who somehow miraculously still retains enough cognition to be aware of his demency 47 wasted years on earth, 11 if which is spent strutting the vast boulevard of Nairaland looking for his purpose on earth Wasted birth!!! Oya edit and quote it back to me again. 1 Like |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 1:41pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
Shroud: Oh boy, 47 wasted years? Are you referring to yourself? Gosh, you must be bloody ancient, o! You are now obsessing about the length of time I spent on NL. Eeyah, why does this fact hurt you to the bone? It is just making you hyperventilate, unnecessarily. Why, I wonder? Are you jealous of my longevity on this forum? The thing is I only drop in here for a few weeks at a stretch, but take long breaks of several months away from the board, when I am busy on various projects. Ok, now that its' clear this issue causes you so much pain, please throw another tantrum, reel out more obscenities and entertain us with more vulgarity. We all know how you roll! 1 Like
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Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 1:58pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
laudate: @ the emboldened, and the retardéd skank takes the pain to explain his wasted years in Nairaland to me and anyone who cares to read. We don't care how you became mad, grandpa. We just know you're mad, lonely, frustrated and a Nairaland-addict who has incurred black yansh, body odour and unkept facial hairs for the past 11 years of your Nairaland existence. You feel my disses real good that's why you're trying to explain your lousy life to me. Who cares!!! Explain it to your parents who should have invested the money for your education in yam plantation and reap bountiful harvest than your depleted life can ever yield. Idiot. I'm sure if your father ever knew you were just another scum projected from his loins, he would have wañked you off on his bathroom floor so you flow into the sewage pit and be part of the eternal cycle of human waste. Amoeba! 1 Like |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 2:22pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
Shroud: Eeyah, my time spent on NL is causing you to have a fit of apoplexy, isn't it? What a pity! Actually, it makes me really happy to see you this mad. Oh, you just always behave true to type, don't you? Remember I asked you to please throw another tantrum, reel out more obscenities and entertain us with more vulgarity? And you just did!! Well done, boy! Continue to show us just how much filth, muck and deep seated bile exists in your mind. 2 Likes
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Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 2:33pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
laudate:I noticed I'm the only one you quote his posts back to that's because they hurt you real bad. I'm the devil to torment you You go die today. Seems your parents have long abandoned you and you're unable to marry because no woman will have a second glance at a nauseating adult-child who couldn't clean his own ass after defecating. Keep forcing yourself on Nairaland to be adopted as an internet baby. Yam-chewing billygoat www.nairaland.com/attachments/5569861_2017062914_28_24_jpegb1021a77f540a328ab0d2208393c52ba 1 Like |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 3:10pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
Shroud: Oh, you keep making me laugh over and over again, with your childish theatrics. Why on earth would I be hurt over the responses of a psychopath like you? I mean, it is so obvious that you have deep-rooted mental problems, which is why I can never take you seriously. If you were a well-adjusted sane individual, you would not regurgitate such bile, filthy lies and pitiful drivel at the slightest opportunity. I mean, why on earth do you think anyone would be bothered, or take you seriously, or loose any sleep over the pathetic garbage you relish in dishing out? C'mon, your job here is to entertain us with your pitiful remarks. Keep hating those who are so much better than you are. Now, please do us all a favour - throw another tantrum, respond with more vitriol and unleash more profane outbursts to amuse everyone. You are the market buffoon or lunatic after all. We are waiting...! 1 Like
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Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 4:17pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
laudate: You aren't laughing. You're still writhing from the pains of the burnt coal I set in your heart Aren't you the imbecilé who screamed to the mods that you can't ignore my scathing insults here? laudate: Hahahahaha. I told you you're suffering amnesia due to old age! Are you waiting for your son to inherit your 11 years old moniker? 1 Like |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by ewa26: 4:20pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
shroud I will make you oily Yoruba jollof rice if you stop arguing with laudate ok |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 4:39pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
Shroud:I told you earlier, how on earth can anyone be pained by the pathetic antics of a psychopath like you, who is well known to be suffering from deep seated mental problems?? You sef, check am nah. If a mad man on the street calls a sane man crazy names, wouldn't onlookers feel sorry for that mad man and make jest of him, just like I have been doing over your remarks till now? If you were in the shoes of the onlookers, would you be upset and challenge him to a verbal duel? Anyone with a discerning mind can recognise the difference between foul and polite language, which was why I called you out earlier. That other chap also did the same thing to you, and even reported you to the mods! Now you are seeing it as a sign of pain? Chai! You are so out of tune with reality. Your mental problems are far more serious than I thought. Are you sure you have taken your meds today? Now, please don't ruin our fun. Kindly throw some more tantrums, roll on the floor, wail in despair then launch additional negative rants and vile epithets, all over this thread. You can only be used as sport. We are waiting! 1 Like
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Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by ewa26: 4:51pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
laudate:hon I'll make you sweet Igbo jollof rice if you calm down ok |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 5:50pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
ewa26:No arguments o. I just dey flog am small-small. laudate: I know those insults to your parents hurt you to the bones. Believe me, I seldom spew parental insults except when I meet an uncommon low-breed like you . In such cases, I let the parents get their due honourary mentions for doing a good job by burdening the world with their unique inability and irresponsibility in fathering a child properly. I understood you live in self-denial. From denying your own posts and statements here , it only proves you're simply using Nairaland as the gateway from your life of unproductivity, loneliness and mediocrity. I have not only out-cussed you, I have out-fact you as well by showing tequílah whom you want readers to believe sided with you has actually flagged you off to the mods for mentioning his name like a demented psychoneurotic. You also claimed you're having fun with me and I debunked that publishing your posts where you were lamenting that you couldn't ignore such brutal cusses from me. Of course anyone who doesn't side with you has a mental disorder. Such a bad loser like Nigeria politicians who lack the skills for elections and are poor in accepting defeat. I am mentally ill but your last posts had you taking the pain to explain to me why you have been in Nairaland for eleven (11) years in order for the world not to see you as the Nairaland mono-maniacial addict who is overly fixated on living his failed dreams on the internet. Old man, you're a failure and even if you remain here for the next eleven years, you can never rewrite your bleak existence on the pages of Nairaland. You're doomed like MMM victims. If you're not so financially and mentally sterile,your kids would have grown and met you here as our domiciled Nairaland grandpa trying to remedy the stupidity of his life in Nairaland. You're the middle-aged, frustrated , under-achieving failure who employs the internet as a tool of escapism from his life of shattered dreams! 3 Likes |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 6:40pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
Shroud:Eeyah! You are so far removed from reality, if you think your words could have any effect on me. I mean like... seriously? Gosh! Let me remind you, you are still the market buffoon or lunatic. How on earth do you think a sane person would feel hurt by the words of a lunatic like you, when he knows that such a person lacks a sound mind? I mean, you have just admitted that you are mentally ill, for goodness sake! As for being hurt by parental insults....hehehehe....that can never happen. Do you know why? Your drivel just tells me that you lack respect for your own parents, you hate them as well as all they stand for, which is why you keep projecting your hatred for them, on to others. Check. You are so obsessed with their shortcomings, which is why you make continuous reference to them as you lash out in each post. A sane person would never insult something he respects. Anyway, may God console you...! I pray you find healing from your psychosis, soon. Now, I really can't stop thanking you for providing us with continuous entertainment on this thread. I am so thrilled that my length of stay on NL irks you. It bothered you so much that you had to lament about it. You mentioned it over 5 times! Beautiful! Thank you for telling us loud & clear that you were raised on a diet of insults and cusses. Now, please bark again, rant some more, spew out more neurotic drivel, so we can all laugh at you again and again! 1 Like
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Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 7:35pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
laudate: Failure is you spending Eleven years in Nairaland engaging in a back and forth with someone you called a psycho claiming you're having fun. You're the breathing example of a madman who has the sanity to deny his madness. You're as old as Nairaland itself and after eleven years, your stupidity is still as fresh as the current thread in front page. I bet if Nairaland were available in the 50s your father would have been displaying such behavioural problems he passed down to you. Even as a sperm you were stubborn and stupid. No wonder all the abortion pills your mother took to flush you off you dodged and hid in her anus to escape forceful medical abortion. Now you are flesh and blood showing the same unhinged stupidity on the internet. It is with great sorrow i proclaim you to be an authentic idiøt. This one is brutal so I know you will edit it and quote it back Son of a dirty slattern 1 Like |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 7:37pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
ThaUmbra, you dey see as I dey mess laudate moniker up? It's his time to retire from Nairaland 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by TheUmbra: 11:07pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
laudate: I'm not here to diss you, I'm here to give a medical/psycho-analytical report on your behaviour on this forum so far. So we may title this official reports as: LAUDATE MEDICAL FACT SHEET: LAUDATE is a male patient with the following medical diagnosis: ASPERGER'S SYNDROME: The said patient has serious trouble with his communicative skills with a sustained ineptitude in social interaction. PSYCHOSIS: The said patient has been observed and confirmed with mental dysfunction that rendered him incapable of shame. Also having cognitive impairments regarding sound judgement. TARDIVE DYSKINESIA: Affecting said patient with a visible impulse of repetition. Under gruesome pressure from Dr Probz and Dr Shroud, our patient was consistently repeating the same post over and over again. COGNITIVE REDUNDANCY: The patient has impaired cognitive vibrancy with inability to respond appropriately to intellectual stimuli or provocations from Dr Shroud. COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: The patient has exhibited sustained signs of hypocrisy; with inconsistency in what he portrays and what he does. OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: The patient, Mr Laudate displayed sustained suicidal tendencies of continuous reply to Dr Shroud's gruesome tests despite suffering severe shellacking. Corresponding with earlier diagnosis by Dr Probz MAN-CHILD SYNDROME: Though Mr Laudate gave his age as 45, tests conducted with specimens from his bone and saliva put his age somewhere between mid to late 50s. The tests were necessitated by the disparities between the patient's outlook and intellectual expectations. Under severe pressure from our in-house NeuroTherapists, Dr Shroud and Dr Probz, the patient yielded by exhibiting emotional immaturity asymmetrical to his age. In conclusion, we are compelled to inform the public that the patient is very likely to rewrite this factsheet to smear and blackmail the team of doctors that have been working exceptionally hard at treating his numerous neuro-cognitive disorders. The public is by this publication advised to approach Mr Laudate with extreme caution or avoid him all together. Signed: TheUmbra Lead NeuroTherapist 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by ewa26: 11:14pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
Shroud:or will I make you ibo jollof rice |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by ewa26: 11:14pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
TheUmbra:hun wat Asperger's syndrome 1 Like |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Shroud: 11:29pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
TheUmbra:Lawd!! The patient will perish faster from the psychological effects of this medical analysis than his actual disease See finishing LMAO 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Probz(m): 11:37pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
TheUmbra: Add me to the signature list. And you missed off mild hebephrenic schizophrenia - a certain degree of incoherence in and disconnect between cognition and behaviour is plainly evident in the case of said patient. Inappropriate display of emotion and excessive use of smilies is probably the outward manifestation of bizarre grimacing and mirthless laughter behind the computer screen. He's one step away from roaming Aba market. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Probz(m): 12:53am On Jun 30, 2017 |
A very peculiar case of late-onset hebephrenia. Insidious progression as is the norm. He'll eventually become florid and end up even more of an incoherent caricature of childish silliness than he already is. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 5:39am On Jun 30, 2017 |
TheUmbra: Clap for yourself. Thank God for Google. Otherwise you would never have had a chance to learn all these words. Wow! You actually devoted time, energy and data to dig deep into the medical lexicon in order to bring up all these jargions? I must have made a serious impression on you, which is why you are so obsessed with me. I know you are so maladjusted, so shallow and so unhappy with your life, which is why you have devoted so much time to your keyboard, trying to discuss mine. Unfortunately, you are so allergic to the truth that you had to fabricate so many lies, in order to score cheap points. Was your upbringing so deficient in morality, that you ended up as such a shabby disgruntled excuse for a human being? Well, I have never heard any of these words before, but I must admit they are a perfect description of you theUmbra. Didn't I say it before that you were Shroud's sidekick? He must have infected you with his lunacy. How sad. You obviously must have suffered from each one of these symptoms before, which is why you are so familiar with them. You really need to get proper medical attention before you get worse. I am so glad to know that you think of me 24x7, which is why you had to write this long epistle. Now let me give you another assignment. List 500 more medical conditions that you suffer from, and share them with us on this board! Reveal more of your shallow mindless narcissistic self to everyone. Go on, we are waiting! Hehehehe........ 3 Likes
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Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 5:41am On Jun 30, 2017 |
Probz: Probz: 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 5:53am On Jun 30, 2017 |
Shroud: Great! You are getting the hang of it. You just regurgitated another long epistle of pain, disappointment, self-hated, self-flagellation etc., in order to respond to my post. Everything that flows from you, is an indication of how much thrash is lodged in your soul. I said it before - my long tenure on this board gave you a fit of apoplexy, and it is still troubling you. May it continue to make you more mad, than it has ever done. Now say Amen. I have given you a little piece of advice below. Let us hope it makes sense to you. Now, don't forget to entertain the rest of us with another long rant. It is your stock in trade. 1 Like
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Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Probz(m): 5:55am On Jun 30, 2017 |
Not to mention sexually perverted. I hear hebephrenic schizophrenics in particular tend to have sexual delusions and perversions during the onset of the disease as well as a variable degree of disorientation and inaccurate perception of external impressions. He probably mistaked his sister for Virgin Mary. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 5:56am On Jun 30, 2017 |
Probz: 1 Like
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Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by Probz(m): 5:58am On Jun 30, 2017 |
The presence of schizophrenia and mental retardation in the same patient isn't an uncommon co-occurrence. He's in a permanent state of regression. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 30 Interesting Facts About Some Nigerian Minority Ethnic Groups by laudate: 5:59am On Jun 30, 2017 |
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