SINZ:

Hehehe... beef or chicken?

Lol,all of the above

Anitateddy:
Lol,all of the above

Lol, where will you stack all that fat after eating all that meat?

SINZ:


Lol, where will you stack all that fat after eating all that meat?

My ass of course

Anitateddy:
My ass of course

If you're the one who's pics I saw yesterday then that azz is just phat enough.

So whatchu up to in gidi? (Lagos)

SINZ:


If you're the one who's pics I saw yesterday then that azz is just phat enough.

So whatchu up to in gidi? (Lagos)

Lagos is boring. Don't mean that asshole.

Anitateddy:
Lagos is boring. Don't mean that asshole.

Depends on where you're lodged. There's no dull moment on the mainland though..

Are you going back to PH anytime soon?

SINZ:


Depends on where you're lodged. There's no dull moment on the mainland though..

Are you going back to PH anytime soon?

i quess. Yes actually,am going on Wednesday

Damn wasn't online to Cork-block

Anitateddy:
i quess. Yes actually,am going on Wednesday

Alrightey!

Do justice to my PM abeg. My patience is shorter than a fat boy's preek.

Yo, this is your point and kill zone ehn? Faraway from Romanceland

SINZ:


Alrightey!

Do justice to my PM abeg. My patience is shorter than a fat boy's preek.

Anitateddy:
Lagos is boring. Don't mean that asshole.

Whaatt!! Baby take that back, gidi city is the least place to call boring unless u've been moving with some dulling crew, Anita dear, i'm usually not that active here, would have done this more offline b4 u leave @least have some fun mad memories..

SINZ:


Alrightey!

Do justice to my PM abeg. My patience is shorter than a fat boy's preek.

Its not opening

Hahahaha - Prank in an African home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPBtPBy8WsA

https://www.facebook.com/Vibezcomedyskits/#
When you MESS in front of an African Father LOl (vibes comedy)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eOoyr4IhGE

Dear mod ( dani1luv) I'm here to lay my complaint for unnecessary banning by the antispam bot anytime I try to post/update my thread "CHRONICLES OF QUOTES" here in the jokes section. First I thought I was violating rule no. 11 which is

"11. Don't create distracting posts with: ALL WORDS BOLD / huge font sizes / ALL CAPS / distracting imagesspaces, etc."

But after I rectified that and posted without the use of distracting abbreviations/punctuations on the named thread, I still received a ban.

Please I don't know the reason why I was banned by the antispam bot again. Please I will like you to tell me the reason why I was banned and how it can be stopped. Right now have not been able to update the said thread.

I will be expecting your reply.

THANKS.

Dear mod dani1luv, I'm here to lay my complaint for unnecessary banning by the antispam bot anytime I try to post/update my thread "CHRONICLES OF QUOTES" here in the jokes section. First I thought I was violating rule no. 11 which is

"11. Don't create distracting posts with: ALL WORDS BOLD / huge font sizes / ALL CAPS / distracting imagesspaces, etc."

But after I rectified that and posted without the use of distracting abbreviations/punctuations on the named thread, I still received a ban.

Please I don't know the reason why I was banned by the antispam bot again. Please I will like you to tell me the reason why I was banned and how it can be stopped. Right now have not been able to update the said thread.

I will be expecting your reply.

THANKS

Please how can I move my thread from one section to another section

see details below and smile to your bank account... we hit them where it hurts...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7zeCSjxmZ0

Stories that touches.......... the scrotum.

Kogi,, 2002.

Gbonbon was the oldest in his class. At age 20 he was just entering Jss 2. This wasn't due to the fact he started school late but more because his brain was small when compared to his big self. Something like the size of a mustard seed.
No matter how much his teachers emphasized him burying his head in his books or better still opening up his head and putting the books inside,, Gbonbon remained nonchalant towards learning. How he got to JSS 2 was a national concern.
You would wonder then why he was still in school and not on the streets putting his big body to use in motor parks. Unlike most people in his shoes,, Gbonbon liked school. He liked the respect he got from students and he liked that he was also feared by teachers.
Also,, since Gbonbon got to Junior Secondary school,, he was determined not to repeat class like he always did when he was in primary school. And so,, he resulted to using charm (jass) whenever he was writing exams. This didn't make him pass extraordinarily but this kept him from having to resit a class.
Gbonbon knew he was in a fix when he learnt that the Aboki who sold the charm to him had moved away. This Normads! He had to do something and do it fast else,, JSS2 was going to be like a lost lover who returned everytime especially now they had a new maths teacher.
* * *
In Kogi,, there are many native doctors and spiritual herbalist. Gbonbon got a recommendation from his friend to try one native Doctor who was popularly known for his original methods and how they ensured examination success. Gbonbon visited him and was reassured that,, JSS2 would become an ex soon.
The exams had been going smoothly for Gbonbon. He had written English,, French,, Social Studies,, etc so far and he was not dissapointed......[url]read more[/https://rhaptionary..com.ng/2016/08/stories-that-touches-scrotum.html]

|RUSH HOUR SEASON|

I had to reduce the sound of Olamide’s ‘DON’T STOP’ song that i had been listening to through the earpiece that was plugged to my ears. When i got to the garage, the bus conductor ushered me into the front seat. I observed the bus, it was almost filled up, there were just three or four passengers remaining to fill the bus, including the vacant seat beside me. I sighed, i looked outside and beckoned to a young hawker carrying a basin filled with plastic drinks – the drinks were heavily beaded with sweats of cold ice gliding down the sexy shaped plastic bottles owning to hours of refrigerating. ‘Give me one zobo drink’ i ordered. ‘fiffy Naira Sah’ The yoruba seller responded. While trying to get the drink from the basin, a man in suit rushed towards the bus quickly. In his haste, the man knocked down the boy’s offer, but didn’t turn to apologize. He gestured me to move aside and in an astonishing swish, the man opened the front door and settled himself clumsily right beside me. I shifted a bit, feeling very discomforted. The drink seller was now cursing the man, but he had been smart enough to pick up the drink before it got soiled from the sandy floor. ‘Oga, take it easy naw’ Some of the other passengers at the back remarked. ‘Driver, please let us start going!’ The man yelled, neglecting the voices of the other passengers. I frrowned, and wondered if the man could not see the empty spaces at the back seats. ‘My bus go full before I leave this place o. I can’t…’ ‘Oga driver, abeg no delay us nah, let us start going’ The drink seller had offered me a fresh bottle of Zobo, and in an absent minded response, i had accurately paid him. ‘ Mista man, calm down naw, why you wan rush driver?’ An angered old woman asked from behind. Neglecting the woman and the other passengers’ jibes, the man uttered a very strange expression that immediately spurred the driver into action; ‘I will pay for the remaining passengers, just let’s go,’ the man had said. In an instant moment, the bus conductor collected all the money and the driver started the bus. Straight went the bus into the nearby distance, not only had the hurrying man paid for the empty seats, he also paid some extra cash to keep the driver’s furious foot on the accelerator. ‘I am rushing to Onitsha to make a business deal, and I can’t allow anything to delay me.’ The man said openly, with an air of so much confidence that one could tell that anything that got in his way would be profoundly battled. Silence engulfed the bus, the commuters were somehow pleased at the unexpected intervention of the man, but his rude presentation impregnated the atmosphere with grumblings. They came across series of roadside hawkers, running after the bus in the vain determination of getting their goods bought, and the commuters, too, salivated to get hold of some of those items, but the man beside me kept yelling; ‘DON’T STOP, DRIVER!’. The helpless passengers including me had to swallow spits in empty hopes. Finally, there came a reason to stop. In between the long narrow parallel bushes that outlined the edges of the road, some helpless travelers were trying to hike down a motor, a particular old woman appeared extremely helpless and weak. She engaged all her strength in waving down any approaching automobile. The driver became piteous of the woman and made attempts to engage his brakes, but the squeaking Mr. rush shrieked promptly. ‘Don’t stop!’ He yelled, ‘don’t stop for anything at all.’ ‘Buuu…buh…?’ The confused driver attempted ‘I’ve paid you, so don’t you even dare stop!’ Accumulated disagreements erupted in the bus in murmurs. “As they say,” I thought, “he who pays the piper must dictate the tune.” The driver ended up stomping the accelerator hard, with an obvious frown, which showed that the event was apparently against his will. As the bus raced through the bushes around, only the rushing man seemed interested in the mad speed, many of the other commuters who could not cope improvised by sleeping. I observed a permanent mischievous grin on the man’s face. Suddenly, a cringing sound was immediately followed by a faster speed of the car. In few minutes, a similar noise ensured a greater ease. The third time it happened, the man had focused his eyes in the right direction just in time to observe the occurrence. – Nuts holding the front tyre of the bus was bolting out one by one, and when the third one relieved itself, a greater ease was felt by simple observation. ‘Driver?’ The man spoke quietly, ‘Did you hear that?’ ‘Yes,’ a grining response. ‘What is it?’ The, now curious man, asked. ‘I don’t know’ The driver lied, and almost as he finished speaking, another nut sprang into the tarred road. With the dangerous speed still maintained, the tyre now making a disturbing grinding sound against the tarred road, waking many of the sleeping commuters. ‘Driver! See!’ The man shrieked again, ‘The bolts of the tyre beneath us is loosing! The …’ ‘No problem Sir…’ an unperturbed driver responded, still maintaining the speed of the automobile. ‘Your business deal in Onitsha would not condone lateness’
As the man tried to feign courage, the tyre beneath him and i suddenly gave way and caused that side of the bus to crash to the ground. However, the driver did not stop speeding.
‘This is insane!’ The man yelled. ‘You would get us killed!’
Although afraid, i could only laugh at the scenario. ‘This is cool driver, please don’t stop!’
‘Don’t what?!!!’ an extremely afraid hasty man responded in his highest pitch, ‘please stop this bus right now!’
‘Your business deal sir,’ the driver kept saying as he stroked his heavy beard with a free hand gently.
‘Please in the name of God, just stop this bus right now!’
‘Are you sure?’ The driver asked.
The man was sweating profusely despite the overwhelming airy atmosphere, i had curled up into a safe end that saved him from feeling the heat of a burning tyre from the back, which the man was now obviously feeling.
‘Please driver, just stop the bus now!.....[url]Read more....[/https://rhaptionary..com.ng/search/label/Jokes]

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episode 2

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Hmmmmmmmm.... Immature minds

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hmmmmmm my own complain is deris no AMEBO FORUM IN NL, Y N OBSERVERS ZONE TOO abi Hadampson Dat kin forum no suppose dy? make una no ban me o#RuningAway

Why is the server always overwhelmed I've not been able to post..

hormobolanle:
hmmmmmm
my own complain is deris no AMEBO FORUM IN NL, Y
N OBSERVERS ZONE TOO
abi Hadampson Dat kin forum no suppose dy?
make una no ban me o#RuningAway

There suppose be AMEBO section where hormobolanle go be the moderator

abi stepheegee12, queenitee, evajael and kimberlywest