Lawlahdey:
All of them make sense.

Especially when you're the main character?

Happened to a friend......a very sure boi oooo

Asked a girl to wait for him @ one spot like d@...........she's free to be taking something while waiting

The mumu girl came with 3 of her friends making them 4 in number.

When my got there, they've already done 2bottles of smirnoff ice with a plate of nkwobi each.

As a sure boy,my guy didn't pannick instead he called one of his friends to come and join them.

His friend came and they ordered for Heineken and asked the glutton girl whether they still cared for another plate of "nkwobi"....you know their response naa

My guy and his friend did 5bottels of Heineken each and the girls did 5bottles of smirnoff and two plates of "nkwobi" each.

My guy sent a text to his friend d@ he has called his cab man and d@ any time he stands up,he'll be leaving...

The girls wia still jellofing when the cab man came and my guy signalled his friend,,,,his friend faked a call and went outside....my guy stayed for a while and asked to be excused to go and ease himself and d@ was it.......hahahahaha

How the girls paid,,,en no know till today.
The girl later call am dey curse am

QueenSekxy:
lol...can I even try such

What can't a girl do? That is, if you've not done it before O.

Amarabae:
Broke girls will NOT love this thread.
Ordinarily to spend Money on a MAN is a huge task to them.

you post is now correct

RETIREDMUMU:
note that these act are carry out by broke guy

a rich guy won't care about spending

he will even earned her friend respect

Who their respect Help?

XYZo:

Na u the waiter go hold before u disappear. See this guy

Y en go hold me? En see me come with d girls?
You go deny na

comshots:
This is not a #100 ofada rice and #100 meat kind of situation.

Is that what you can afford... dude you really need to work harder. Lift up that fucking lazy ass of yours and earn cool money. Meat(beef) is not healthy for the body but chicken is.

oluwafrizzy:
We have eight ( special ways you can salvage the situation or make these ladies learn a lesson or two for coming on a date with friends.


1. Take up her order and ignore her friend(s). Act like you don’t know them and you don’t care.

This is just what you should do in the situation; the easiest thing you can do. Just be like, “You didn’t tell me you were coming with your friends. I won’t be responsible for them. Are we going to continue with our date or move it for another day?”
That way, she’d know shit just got real. If she however thinks her friends must stay, ask her to share her food with her wonderful friends.
It’s not wickedness, you are just sticking to the original plan of the date.


2. Give her friend(s) all your attention, make them feel very important and leave your main date wondering what happened.

This is going to be vintage! Another way to make her realize she made a huge mistake by coming along with friends on a date with friends. To make it worse for her, you can even start flirting with her friends. Tell them some sweet words that are sure to pierce through your date’s heart. Go as far as taking the number of her friend(s) and make sure your girl sees it.
Don’t worry, you won’t see her friend(s) again on any date. Not even on your wedding day. And you won’t also see her number on your phone again. Your girl would do the needful. Lesson learnt, problem solved, forever!


3. Ask all of them to order to their fill, even make ‘take-away’ plans for them. Then, you run away.

This is one of the more wicked things to do to your date and her friend(s). It might look difficult to achieve because you pay at the counter before taking the food away, but I have a way you can pull the stunt.
When they come, you don’t just go to order immediately. You get familiar first. Then you ask them what they would like. Tell them to feel free and eat whatever. Even make them feel like you knew they would be coming. Ask them to make the order and that you need to either pee/answer a call…or better still, fake call and walk away to look for network. Or tell them you forgot your card in the car. Just get them to go to the counter and fool themselves.
Then, you VANISH!
Not only will your date learn the lesson, the atenu friends will learn too. Next time she won’t come on a date with friends.


4. Run as soon as you see her appear with her friend(s). Abort the date!

This one may look cowardly, but it’s a possible solution for those times when you really don’t have money to cater for anyone more than your date. When you can’t take it on, better to run away and live to fight another day.
So here is how you pull this off.
The moment you sight them from afar, put your phone for airplane mode. Find a way to run off from the other side if there is one, or just look for a way to disappear. Call her later in the night, give her an excuse, and complain that the network was fluctuating. Use that money you for spend, buy better fufu and soup. You better spend the money on yourself than on random people.
Another way to escape this situation, in case you were caught off guard, and she already appeared with her friends is to fake an ‘important’ call. Step out with your phones and wallet, disappear, switch off your phones!


5. Buy water for yourself and for all of them.

What better way to make a statement than to do something they will not recover from in years!
Buy only bottled water for all including yourself. Since you all are now having a conference, there should be no heavy meal. Water should serve the purpose! lol.


6. As soon as they arrive, buy your meal, take away, and leave them wondering where you are going.

This method is going to require you being totally mean. Just rise from your seat the moment you see them, step to the counter and order for your meal in a take away pack. Smile at them, say hello and walk out like you were not even there for a date in the first place. She will get the message without you having to say much.


7. Buy only for yourself and make them watch you.

You can as well use this as an alternative as number 6 above. Instead of buying the food and walking out, be more daring by taking the food to their table. Sit and eat away, smiling and chatting like you don’t even have a clue what’s going on in their heads.
8. Buy one meatpie and break it to all of them like you are breaking holy communion.
This is the final and most savage of them all.
Since your date has chosen to bring a friend or friends along, apply the law of diminishing returns. The more they are, the lesser your budget. Get one meatpie and break it into the number of friends present, including your date and yourself. Equal parts, well divided. Eat and be merry, there is love in sharing.
What better way to show generousity and chilvary? lol.

That’s it for this week. If you know other sweeter ways to punish girls for coming on a date with friends, please share with us in the comments below.

Which of the eight ways do you like most?

http://www.frizzyhub.com/2017/10/8-ways-to-punish-girls-who-come-on-date.html?m=1

You are wicked

I'm enjoying this thread

no 8 is just too good. holy communion.

Henitan24:


like we (I) can't pay the bills? hell no... eat and take home sef We'll still pay. Donno what you're guys are feeling like sef.
#notanymore
#noteveragain

Let's go on a date?

Very funny post to start my day with

Amarabae:
Broke guys will love this thread.
Ordinarily to spend Money on a woman is a huge task to them.

you exude stupidity....

Diction10nairal:
Let's go on a date?

No

Henitan24:


like we (I) can't pay the bills? hell no... eat and take home sef We'll still pay. Donno what you're guys are feeling like sef.
#notanymore
#noteveragain

cool.... this is the mentality we talking about, eat what you want and pay ....nice one

PharmJohn88:


Especially when you're the main character?

Sorry?

Fellow nairalanders lets vote op for the president cum 2019 for this wonderful piece, by the way someone should tryout those lists and tell us the outcome so that we will follow suit.

I love this guy.....

Lol...any girl that brings her friends on a date with you doesn't value you ab initio. So nothing you do will surprise them. They must have already discussed within themselves to come and chop the maga and most times, they come with their own cash in case the maga try something funny.

Best bet, walk away from the date. If you play nice and feed the vampires, you have certainly proven to them that you are indeed a maga.

Where is flawlessT

I won't do you this

Reminds me of an issue is watched unfold in front of me years ago.

So in the club and this three dudes come with like 5 -6 girls. We were outside sitting in the open bar and they say at the table across from us. Fish and chips drinks flowing normal.tins.

Some hours later an uproar from the table all I heard was I won't pay I won't pay from one dude.

Turns out one guy was taking a girl out for birthday and she hooks up her friends and he brings his friends too.

One of the escortee girls ordered a bottle of drink that cost 15k just because a nigga was giving her some attention. Stupid girl failed to realise that nobody else agreed to take a drink with her. Lol.

She had 1500 on her and all the girls together could only raise like 6k. The guy grudgingly paid the balance and the thirsty girl wept her way home.

pointblank247:
i did number 3 two years ago. it was in a university campus, she was a new girl i was chasing. she actualy came with her two friends and as we were drinking guys will pass and hail her and shr will tell me that guy is a class mate so could i let him take a bottle of beer, the guy will just join our table even without my invitation. before 1hour i have about 8 people drinking on my head and they were greedily replacing there bottle without minding me and the girl was paying more attention to them that was when i realised that i was in the midst of cultists trying to teach me a lesson so i laughed and encouraged them to drink and eat meat and they even started inviting more guys and babes. By then i have started frquenting the urinal at the back of bar so they paid no attention when moved again to take a leake, first is that they never even knew that i know all the side roads in the school as it is my almar mater.
whrn i got to the i knocked and turned back and told the bar man ilthat need to urinate outside as some one is busy in the urinal, meeen that was how i was allowd to get behind and took a trac road that quickly brought me to the main road and i bord a bike to escape.by the time she realisd i was gone the bill was more than 14,000 naira. and they deposited 3 android phones untill she paid.

Lol, lol, lol.... please, finish this story, didn't they look for you thereafter to treat your fvck up?

Lawlahdey:
Sorry?

So all of them will make sense to you if you're the one that's chiefly involved?

trustyshoess:
Do girls really do this? Like seriously??

Fresh tomato

Henitan24:


No

Don't take this the wrong way o
But it's not a question nor request

Erm Erm....... Modified
Now questions for you.
1) Are you in the military?
2) Are you aspiring to be in the military?
3) Are you imagining to be in the military?
4) Are you by chance related to anybody in the military?
IF ANY OF THE ABOVE IS YES, MY SISTER MY PHONE WAS HACKED, I DON'T WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU.
N.B: CALL ME BALL-LESS I DON'T CARE
#Sai Anjima

Amarabae:
Broke guys will love this thread. Ordinarily to spend Money on a woman is a huge task to them.

not on a woman
on uninvited guests

As for me no shame I will cancel immediately on account of pay for 1.

If the rest just want to hang out om thier bill then it's cool they can do it without me.

If I agree am.nacking one of the friends and ignoring her.

3, 6, & 7 funny die....dey go be like dz guy na bahddd guy

Love this thread eeeh...I hope it will teach we girls a lesson if am a guy no 1&2 is dope for me...some girls stupid sha both the date and the follow follow demons that's how we girls miss their luck coz they wont be privacy for you to discuss heart to heart talk with your date which is a waste of time,energy and resources. Don't quote me coz this is my little suggestions and contribution. Thanks.

Number 2 all the way. I can't do the rest.

Bein smart is nt being broke

Op u are wicked o .
Anyway number two will do the magic!