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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by ShutTheFhuckUp: 9:42pm On Nov 08, 2017
Divay22:
Ain't nobody entering this shiit tonight..
Take undertaker away from it please cry cry cry
Just weak, seems no show tonight.
The opponents are withdrawing.
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by mrcrabs(m): 9:43pm On Nov 08, 2017
Mariinee:
They are just having fun. grin grin

Fun ke? Throwing shots at each oda with big big grammar. Well no probs sha
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by edimolu2: 9:43pm On Nov 08, 2017
DrinkLimca:
Bro you know i can't say yes or no..

But i guess you already know who i am talking about..
Choi see as u open yansh
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Martin0(m): 9:43pm On Nov 08, 2017
lefulefu:
ehn sorry oocheesy.i don forget u are a blenze man like my paddy martin0 cheesy.


grin na wa ooo
See make I tell u one secret about me..
There is noting so special about woman body wey dey freak me,honestly speaking...

Sometimes I dey act like say their body(blenze&ukwu)do freak me but to be sincere my guy it's not...

Lefulefu one,I like ur way oooogringrin
By d way wetin go make blenze even freak me or why would I love it?
Hian abeg oooogringrin atleast I should be able to afford good purified milk and drink to my taste,I wonder why I go like blenze when we get affordable milk yakpa everywheregringrin
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 9:46pm On Nov 08, 2017
AHCB:
So, ts.om. How does it feel being a mass murderer? Considering all the guts and blood you're spilled on this thread? grin
Same feeling you'd have if the world is ridded of mosquitoes.

All hands must be on deck to rid Nairaland of nature's flaws like Caringguy and KreativGenius a.k.a Supersystemsnig.

Together we'd have a 'mosquito-free' Nairaland. smiley

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by edimolu2: 9:46pm On Nov 08, 2017
ShutTheFhuckUp:

Just weak, seems no show tonight.
The opponents are withdrawing.

Lol, you sef no dey tire?
I have fresh disses lined up already for your amusement, but no be everytime you welcome e-brawl, sometimes you feel like it, sometimes you don't .

And moreover his disses are always the same old story, i always feel sleepy mid-way grin
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 9:47pm On Nov 08, 2017
mrcrabs:


Fun ke? Throwing shots at each oda with big big grammar. Well no probs sha
grin grin grin
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by IamSINZ(m): 9:47pm On Nov 08, 2017
DrinkLimca:
Bro you know i can't say yes or no..
But i guess you already know who i am talking about..

....and who did he plan on killing? Should I hazard a guess? grin
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 9:48pm On Nov 08, 2017
edimolu2:

Choi see as u open yansh
far from it..

I didn't mention name but old members can decipher who sent me that mail..

If i begin to reveal what happened offline and the mails i received during last year miss nairaland..

This e warlords life was on my hands, i had the power to just send a mail and have them killed.
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Divay22(f): 9:50pm On Nov 08, 2017
ShutTheFhuckUp:

Just weak, seems no show tonight.
The opponents are withdrawing.
But we ain't giving up, cause the table is about to turn cool cool cool
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Mammieace(f): 9:50pm On Nov 08, 2017
dayo2me:
chai! you are not ke?
Yeah i am not.
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 9:51pm On Nov 08, 2017
DrinkLimca:
far from it..

I didn't mention name but old members can decipher who sent me that mail..

If i begin to reveal what happened offline and the mails i received during last year miss nairaland..

This e warlords life was on my hands, i had the power to just send a mail and have them killed.
Make you dey lie small small nah prophet grin grin
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by edimolu2: 9:52pm On Nov 08, 2017
DrinkLimca:
far from it..

I didn't mention name but old members can decipher who sent me that mail..

If i begin to reveal what happened offline and the mails i received during last year miss nairaland..

This e warlords life was on my hands, i had the power to just send a mail and have them killed.
Well you were wise not to have divulged any info grin

The dude must have really taken the bashing to heart for wanting to murder an e-warrior...

People sha, in no way should your online-persona define reality grin
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by IamSINZ(m): 9:53pm On Nov 08, 2017
DrinkLimca:
far from it..

I didn't mention name but old members can decipher who sent me that mail..

If i begin to reveal what happened offline and the mails i received during last year miss nairaland..

This e warlords life was on my hands, i had the power to just send a mail and have them killed.


C'mon, I think you're blowing it waaaaaay out of proportion.
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 9:53pm On Nov 08, 2017
NP: Chris brown - lost and found cool
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by AHCB: 9:55pm On Nov 08, 2017
TSOM:

Same feeling you'd have if the world is ridded of mosquitoes.

All hands must be on deck to rid Nairaland of nature's flaws like Caringguy and KreativGenius a.k.a Supersystemsnig.

Together we'd have a 'mosquito-free' Nairaland. smiley
LOL. You and I both know a mosquito free Nairaland is never possible. The site seem to attract them like flies attracted to freshly laid faeces.

Alas, all hands still need to be on deck cos these vermin poison this place with their malaria infested foolishness.

Sometimes I wonder if their foolishness is genetic or just plain morbid.
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by edimolu2: 9:56pm On Nov 08, 2017
grin
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 9:57pm On Nov 08, 2017
AHCB:
Abeg shut up saintsamurai. Nobody takes you serious here Cos they know you'll even admit to be satan's distant cousin, just to get 2 nano seconds of fame.

Anyone who believes that boy might as well believe I have Russia's nuclear launch codes and holiday every alternate month aboard the International Space Station.

He wants to bask in whatever light of public attention is being beamed on this thread.

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 9:57pm On Nov 08, 2017
This is really interesting grin grin
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Donaldduke2019(m): 9:59pm On Nov 08, 2017
Can u guys just have your own forum please
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TheUmbra: 10:01pm On Nov 08, 2017
edimolu2:


Pffffttt..keep owning up to those monikers, they are forever registered on this thread! Cocksücker grin

Edi-mugu, I want to give you a simple task: I want you to lift your girl (if you have any) off her feet and carry her like you would a child and lay her on a bed. That simple task will send every organ and tissue in your frail body on over-drive!!! Nancy-he-goat!!!

Given your inherent anemia which resulted in a girl beating you up in school, that would be a tall order.

You can't love or treat a woman like a real man because you're biologically incapable, epicene schlep!

Hmmm!!! That false, premature, ecstatic jubilation of "IT'S A BOY" at your birth!!!
Brainless sicklemia!!!
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by AHCB: 10:03pm On Nov 08, 2017
TSOM:


Anyone who believes that boy might as well believe I have Russia's nuclear launch codes and holiday every alternate month aboard the International Space Station.

He wants to bask in whatever light of public attention is being beamed on this thread.
Sometimes I fail to imagine how someone can seek online fame so much to the point of never never minding if they're deem to be experiencing lack of parental care/attention at home.

That boy is a lost course.
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by edimolu2: 10:08pm On Nov 08, 2017
TheUmbra:


Edi-mugu, I want to give a simple task: I want you to lift your girl (if you have any) off her feet and carry her like you would a child and lay her on a bed. That simple task will send every organ and tissue on over-drive!!! Nancy-he-goat!!!

Given your inherent anemia which resulted in a girl beating you up in school, that would be a tall order.

You can't love or treat a woman like a real man because you're biologically incapable, epicene schlep!

Hmmm!!! That false, premature, ecstatic jubilation of "IT'S A BOY" at your birth!!!
Brainless sicklemia!!!
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!

Nancy he goat, hahahaha

Fearlez and you call this a diss? You writing a sript?
Wait! should this tickle me, or make me mad? grin

Yaaaawnnnns, come again, this time make it funny, so i don't sleep off cheesy
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 10:10pm On Nov 08, 2017
IamSINZ:



....and who did he plan on killing? Should I hazard a guess? grin
lol you already know who most guys here will want to at least give a heavy knock on his head..
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Mammieace(f): 10:11pm On Nov 08, 2017
Is it even up to 24hrs and now we have a battle field and all these blood shed. Op, you've automatically lost ownership of this thread.
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 10:13pm On Nov 08, 2017
IamSINZ:



C'mon, I think you're blowing it waaaaaay out of proportion.
For that particular male nairalander that i have his home address..

I really think, i saved his life, even if he didn't know till today...
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 10:14pm On Nov 08, 2017
Mariinee:
Make you dey lie small small nah prophet grin grin
You really think I'm joking?

I'm dead serious.
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 10:16pm On Nov 08, 2017
DrinkLimca:
You really think I'm joking?

I'm dead serious.
I believe youcheesy grin
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by dollytino4real(f): 10:18pm On Nov 08, 2017
Oyiboman69:

If Google didn't help,maybe you can deduce the meaning from the context
ok thanks guy
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by Nobody: 10:20pm On Nov 08, 2017
edimolu2:

Well you were wise not to have divulged any info grin

The dude must have really taken the bashing to heart for wanting to murder an e-warrior...

People sha, in no way should your online-persona define reality grin

when i saw the mail, i was dumbfounded..

Seeing that its a serious matter, i and two other respected male nairalanders, had to start preaching to him to let go...

This is what really happened behind close nairaland doors..

And the funniest thing is that this particular male naira lander that i saved his life, kept attacking me on nairaland all because of mimzzzzy.
Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by makydebbie(f): 10:23pm On Nov 08, 2017
DrinkLimca:
when i saw the mail, i was dumbfounded..

Seeing that its a serious matter, i and two other respected male nairalanders, had to start preaching to him to let go...

This is what really happened behind close nairaland doors..

And the funniest thing is that this particular male naira lander that i saved his life, kept attacking me on nairaland all because of mimzzzzy.
You're obsessed with Mimzy. It has gotten to the point where you can't even help it.

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Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TheUmbra: 10:24pm On Nov 08, 2017
edimolu2:

Nancy he goat, hahahaha

Fearlez and you call this a diss? You writing a sript?
Wait! should this tickle me, or make me mad? grin

Yaaaawnnnns, come again, this time make it funny, so i don't sleep off cheesy

Same old pretence you put up when I summoned my Hammerothor handle to dismember your flailed physical embodiment! Pathetic fool!!!

Bwuahahahahahaha!!!

Let's talk about what your sex life holds for any unfortunate woman who ends up with you, shall we?

Rush of blood to vital organs guarantees and sustains erection during sex/sexual arousal. The rush of blood supply to vital organs is also aided by oxygen in the red blood cells.

For sub-humanoids like you an anemia sufferer, you have a problem with blood flow and adequate oxygen in your red blood cells.

This simple but vital medical factsheet about you makes you a bad market for dating. You also suffer from erectile dysfunction. You're a liability to romanceland and your constant hustle here is only a confirmation of your failed real-life dating experience. Effeminate wuzz-bag!!!

You're a romance charity case.

Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!

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